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Dave and Matt Season 1 Episode 85

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Someone forgot to hit record, which tells you everything you need to know about the energy of this chat. We’re tired, it’s winter, the house is mid-move, the dogs are everywhere, and somehow that turns into one of those nights where the banter is unfiltered and the conversation keeps swerving in the best way. 

We try a new “headlines” format and give it the Fully Grown Homos treatment: Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce wedding rumours, the pure insanity of celebrity logistics, and then straight into World Cup chat where the camera work is doing far more than “sport”. Ronaldo retirement whispers, a Nigerian goalkeeper you’ll want to look up, and the awkward truth that sometimes the algorithm knows exactly what it’s doing. 

Then we get serious. We talk about the Kevin Spacey backlash and why linking coming out with allegations of sexual misconduct can do real damage to the LGBTQ+ community. We also unpack Aussie media controversy, the Kyle Sandilands and Karl Stefanovic rumour mill, and why podcasts change the rules when there are no network executives in the room. 

We don’t dodge the hard stuff either: the Thailand suitcase murder headline opens up a bigger conversation about sex tourism, exploitation, and why victim-blaming is a dead end. To finish, we reset the vibe with Miami’s furry box game (yes, it goes exactly where you think) and a horoscope breakdown that weirdly nails our Aries, Leo and Cancer friendship dynamic. If you laugh, gasp, or disagree, subscribe, share it with a mate, and leave us a review so more curious ears can find us.

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Welcome And What We’re About

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Welcome to Fully Grown Homos, a podcast about our adventures as fully grown homos navigating today's world full of inquisitive friends' questions about gay life and the unexplored activities of a life lived as fully grown homos.

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Hey Matt. How you

Miami Button Mishap And Reset

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doing? Good Dave, how you going? I'm not too bad. It's a Saturday night. Almost Sunday. Yeah. It could have been Friday.

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Um, all right, so look, I'm just gonna press this button one second.

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I don't give a fuck because I'm in Miami. Yeah, I'm in Miami. Bitch, because I'm in Miami. Bitch. Oh honey, I'm in Miami. Bitch.

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Alrighty, so why Dave is currently laughing. Laughing. Welcome, Miami.

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Yes, welcome.

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Hi guys. Um I'm back. Is that button red or green, ma'am? Because we need to make sure.

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It's red, which means it's recording. So, yeah, so I may the one that likes control, right? That has to have control of this panel, um, may have forgotten to press the button.

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And how long have we been doing the podcast before you realised? About half an hour. About half an hour.

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We're now starting again. And I was wondering why it was still sitting on 11 minutes. And I then what this has done has also made me realize that I clearly have not set the time properly on this because it's not even close to 11am. Um, and so yeah, I need to reset the time on the machine. Not now, but later. Remind me later, because it'll do my heading otherwise. Um, but yes, we're recording and we're good to go again.

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But the main issue here is Dave. Yes, had that been me or you who forgot to hit that button.

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You two would have been fast.

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Oh my god, he would have destroyed us. But him. He would have just like, ha ha ha, it's so funny. And we had to laugh along. Like, it's so funny. But we know that if that was us. Well, at the end of the day, I'm just like, no, I feel like I won because I've got my mood light on. It wasn't had to be on the first time because Matt couldn't read it.

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His moods changed as well.

SPEAKER_07

Yeah, Matt couldn't see, but now that I've pointed out that we're clearly you couldn't see with the light on either. Let me have my light on.

Moving Out Mayhem And Winter Fatigue

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Correct. So um, so Dave, what's your week been like? Well, it's been chaotic, as you know. Um, I'm in the last process of vacating the house. Um, got until next Wednesday, which will be the 8th of July. Timestamp of that one. And basically, um, I know. Um, so what did I say last time? Um this is when you can tell it's truly until yeah, so yeah, so basically, um I've just been moving out of the house, settlement happens next Wednesday. Yay! And officially moved into your place. Well, yeah. I think I did that about three weeks ago.

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Yeah, you did pretty much as soon as the house was sold. Yeah, you're fucking I'm out of here and let's start moving everything out of that other place.

SPEAKER_03

I know, and I'm grateful for your help and you have helped me a lot. That's what friends do. And now I've taken over your house and the uh the two-story units I've hired as well.

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Yep, definitely definitely, definitely lots of lots of stuff here. Two gay men living in this house and three dogs together with three dogs. My dog hasn't left either. Because Cruffy came for a haircut and never left. Um so um so yeah, so it's it's been yeah, it's been fun, but it's a lot of stuff we've got between us. Oh, I had a lot anyway, so yeah. Um my week's been pretty full on as well. I've been exhausted this week. I've been tired, haven't been to the gym for a long time, it feels, and I know that when I go to the gym I get energy to give back to the energy. But it's also winter, and you don't like winter. And it's winter and I fucking hate it. I hate the cold because I wake up and then I think to myself, I could wake up and go to the gym straight away, but then I wake up and I think, oh, it's too cold to get out of bed, so I just hit the snooze button a few times, and then it leaves me enough time to get to work, and I get to work a little bit early, but not enough time to go to the gym before work, and I don't do the gym after work because I'm just too tired by the end of it. It's too late anyway.

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I mean, by the time you finish and get the train back home, it'll end up coming home at nine o'clock and I'll be back. I mean, what you have been coming back, and then you've been going to bed at eight o'clock.

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Yeah, I'm an old man.

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I am helping it up at four o'clock in the morning.

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I don't understand how someone with ADHD goes to bed so early. I do. Sleep is not an issue for me. Sleep's a massive issue for me.

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I just like cannot even I think I think it's because we're all different, our different levels of ADHD. Because I'm not, I don't even know if I've got it.

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Um, you have it. Dave.

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Oh, he has it. Yeah. Yeah, he has it. I haven't been diagnosed officially. Um, only by every single human in my life.

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Um, how does it affect you? Let's just open the fucking cupboard and look at the 5,000 projects and things that he's like abort millions of dollars worth of. Why did you say that? Hang on. We're in the garage.

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You contribute to this shit. Right. This we're in the garage clearing up some stuff today could be part of one thing.

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What are you gonna blame me for?

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No, no, he emptied out this little cupboard that we're getting rid of to make room for this other shitty cupboard I brought over that we're gonna get rid of later on as well, right? Well, he emptied out this thing and there was like stuff in there that he didn't even remember he had. Like a fucking bag he brought to go to work and the gym, and he hadn't even used it.

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I bought different size gym bags because you different days you need different size, and then another bag that I because I have a bag fetish. He does. I have everything fetish, um, to be fair.

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So if you've ever thought of thinking about a present, just buy my bag now. Don't be a bag. Oh my god, I've got too many.

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Oh my god, he's so insane.

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I've got so much shit at the end. Anyway, how's your week been?

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My week's been pretty boring, to be honest. I've been really tired. Yep. I feel so run down, and I don't know if that's something with like the cosmic energy. Yes, Matt, don't roll your fucking eyes at me. That's something with the cosmic energy.

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How can you see my eyes? It's fucking dark in here. Can't see either of you guns. You look great.

SPEAKER_07

There's a mood on it. Dave was being fucking serious and you're being a sarcastic prick. So thank you, Dave. I've been really run down, but I've been also like working like crazy.

Soccer Marshall Duty And Crocs Talk

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So my week's been pretty pretty hectic. And I've had a little one that's just getting over influenza.

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Yeah, that's been hard. And you've been a sports woman.

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Oh, no sports woman. I had to be Marshall.

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Okay. So we love Marshall and No, not Marshall the dog. No, she had to be the Marshall. She had to be the Marshall. She's the boss bitch on the field.

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Had to be my like, so the Marshall at my son Sokka has had a baby. And there was they asked me to be Marshall, and I just felt like obligated.

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I have a theory as to why.

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Did the other thing have a marshal as well? Um no, because it was our home game.

SPEAKER_02

So I have a theory as to why they've asked her. Because she yells at people on the sidelines. So when you go So if she's in charge of being the Marshall, she's not allowed to?

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No, I still did.

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When you when you're in away game, then you're not being a good one.

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The other team has been.

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And how do you feel about that?

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Well, she yells at them too.

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I don't care. Like I'm paying attention to what they say. Like Marshalls have a special outfit.

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Is there any any special wording you like using?

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No, I just like literally I'm meant to keep score and do like other stuff. Like, because they're only like the they're the fives.

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You're not like a referee then. No. Oh, she doesn't have a whistle and blow.

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No, but I have a I have a hivies vest.

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Right.

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With Marshall on the back. And um and I stomp up and down the sideline.

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But you're not allowed to call the kids cunts, though.

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No, no, I would never. Okay.

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How do the kids like your crocs?

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Anyway. Oh my crocs, yeah.

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I want my crocs too. Yeah, but how do the kids like them? Do they talk about them?

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Yeah, they love my crocs. I know, they're not. Like I've got laboo boo charms on them at the moment. What's not safe? That's pretty cool, aren't they? I just want to point out that I bought you motherfuckers' labu boo charms and I do not see them on your crocs.

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Well, I haven't got my crocs on because mine are somewhere packed away somewhere. I yeah. I know. I've got so much stuff to find in.

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You're doing me so dirty.

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Um they'll be in that room somewhere. They will be. I can guarantee you. They will be. But we literally had to climb a mountain to get to your stuff tonight for the podcast to wrap up.

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My clothes are on his bed. Yeah things were. Yes. So yeah, so I don't know. I panicked, didn't I money? He did. Manic, money, manic. Because couldn't get your staff.

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And I went, I'll be able to get it. And I walked in, I'm thinking maybe I won't, but then I tried. I climbed Everest.

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Dave, thank you, Dave, for being such a sweetheart.

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I fucking got it.

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Because Dave said you had to. Let's face it. Had Dave not said we need to get Miami stuff and I can't get it. No, fucker. You just would have been snoozing on the fucking couch watching drag race. Oh, he was.

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No, I did that earlier.

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Yeah, you did that earlier. Was he? He was snoozing. Do I not know him?

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I had

Kid Wisdom And Proud Parenting Moments

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when you told me exactly what time we were meeting up. I had half an hour. I had half an hour. I set my alarm so that I could at least shut my eyes for half a hour.

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Can I just say how cute was my son tonight?

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He's beautiful.

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He drew me a picture.

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I know.

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From a photo that we'd taken at the park with the dogs.

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Yeah, and we turned it into a touring in picture.

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A five-year-old boy.

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He's just just turn five, yeah. He is so good. He's clever. He's cool. Oh, he's so smart. He's sweet. He's so witty. He helped me win ducks. He's funny. Yeah. He's hitting it. He's funny. Oh, he's hilarious. He's cheeky.

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He's so hilarious. He's like an old soul. He's beautiful, yeah.

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He just like has this sense of humour where like you don't think he's just like one more bite of the burger, because then he seen we had pizza and he wanted pizza, right? And you could tell he wanted pizza. Correct, and that's cool, right? I get that. Um but he said one more bite, and I went four more bites, right? And and he was sitting there and like he legit counted and he went, I've had four bites. Yeah. And I went, Well, as long as it's okay with mummy, you can have a pizza. And he was on that pizza, and he ate the whole piece. But you know what?

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I love the fact that you and Ast uh Aaron, sorry, um have such good parenting skills over him because you do you do put him in this place when you know you think he needs to be put in his place. Oh yeah, 100%. And he listens, he's got discipline. He does listen, and you know, you can see he's like, you know, a typical five-year-old, and that doesn't bother us at all. I think you know, you you got him in a good way, you know. He's gonna grow up in a really good way with you two parenting him for sure. Well, hop off on the best friend.

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He's literally my best friend.

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He's like I'm gonna go up to mine in two seconds, you can talk.

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He's my favourite person to spend time with sometimes because he's so like me, but he comes out with the like the things he says to me. Like you were laughing at him today tonight, like the things he just comes out with.

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Yeah, he is funny, he's got personality, uh like an abundance of personality.

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Like he rolls his eyes at me when I'm talking to him.

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Which I get. I 100% get, because I do the same thing sometimes. Um but yeah, I try not to do it out loud. Um, I do it while I'm on the phone to you generally. Um, but yeah, um, only sometimes though. But yeah, um, so yeah, it was it was fun. Um, and I've got a really cool picture on my fridge because of it. So that was yeah, he was very proud to give you that. Yeah, he was he's a sweet, sweet kid.

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But yeah, so what are we going into tonight, man? So

New Format With Today’s Headlines

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tonight, tell me about it, baby.

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Tonight it's gonna be a bit of a mixed hodgepodge of of all different kinds of things, just how I like it. Yeah, yep. So we're definitely gonna do what's in Miami's box, right? What's in Miami's furry box? We're gonna do something there. Dave bought something special today um to put in that box. Um, so we'll see.

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You're telling me Dave's putting something special in my box.

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Dave's putting something special in your furry box. Oh, I love it. We're going to do the red room of red light reading room.

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Red lights.

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Oh, the red light reading room. We're gonna do that as well, which is that segment where we take a piece of not so sexy material and make it sexy. Well, when I say we, I mean I make it sexy.

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I make it sexy.

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Dave makes it.

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Dave makes it. Dave makes it something. Like, it definitely makes it something. I mean, like it gives it a bit of It's someone's version of sexy.

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Yeah, it's like my toes are someone's version of sexy.

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No, they're not. No, they're not, not your toes. My toes are.

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My toes are definitely you're like anyway.

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That's a whole nother subject. But Matt, we're gonna do something a little bit different.

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Are we?

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And I don't want to take over because I know this is fully grown. I know this is fully grown homos. Yeah, I know you can see the poster behind me. But it could be fully grown homos and a whore.

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Yeah, it could be, but you're not a whore anymore. No, I know I'm not. I'm so boring anymore. Um, you definitely used to be. So should we say it's uh fully grown homo's and an ex-how?

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A retired whore.

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An old whore? Yeah. No, not old. Or or two homos and a hag. Um fucking I'm not even on the ball.

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No, no, no, no. We're not all she has hag is not a thing for me.

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She hates that word so. Fags are ugly. It's so bad for her. It's like she's we're gonna do anyway.

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Miami has bought something different to the table tonight.

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She has.

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I said, why don't we talk about like those top headlines? Let's just have an open discussion about what's in the paper, what's online, like those top headlines at the moment. So And if we talk number one, Matt, what is what can you not scroll Instagram and social media without seeing at the moment?

Taylor And Travis Wedding Rumours

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Um, I think that might be Taylor and Travis and their big wedding day that happened literally yesterday, I think it was.

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It's more today. It's actually today. Today for us, it's today.

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Yeah. So look, and and I get why she wants to climb that man like a tree, because I would hundred percent he is smoking hot, and she is gorgeous.

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Yeah, she's a very good looking girl.

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Like, I'm back. I would, I wouldn't I would not well, I wouldn't want to bone her because I don't like girls, but that's the whole point of being a home girl.

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I wouldn't say, yeah, she's pretty, but I wouldn't say she's like drop they're gorgeous. No, no, no.

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No, I think she's very pretty. She is pretty.

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She's pretty, I'll say, but comparable to other stars out there. Oh no, she I think she's just some of her wedding guests.

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It depends your type.

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Yeah, it depends on your type. Do you know what I mean?

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Like she's she's she's a good girl.

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She's a good girl. She's the kind of girl you'd say. Well, I checked.

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She also yes, everyone says that, but that's how many ex-boyfriends does she have.

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Oh, she's had some really fucking big ones, yeah. Exactly. Like John Mayer, who's apparently got a big style box and a whole. Yeah, yeah. So she's had had a few. She's had a few, definitely. So there's not scared of them.

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It doesn't play baseball. What's that sport that he plays? No, supernatural.

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NFL. NFL.

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Okay. See, I was gonna use uh he's been there's a few people been on that pitch or on that mound. It's not a bit of sport, but um don't do sports.

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Shhh, just stay ready. Okay.

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So let's talk about the fact that apparently their wedding was at Madison Square Garden.

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Yep, yep, I've seen that.

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And apparently the the total price tag of the was rumoured to be between 25 and 100 million dollars just for the venue.

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That's even fucking insane, right? Yeah, yeah.

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So that's like that's b that's billionaire baller.

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But that's what I'm saying. I mean, and they won't pay a single cent of that because it'll all be taken up by royalties and everything else, right?

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They had A-listers like Bradley Cooper, Gigi Hadid, Steven Spielberg, like anything.

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I don't know if I'd invite Gigi or Bella to my wedding.

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No.

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I wouldn't want anyone being better looking than me, and there's no one better looking than those two.

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Those Hajid girls are like they're just beautiful.

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Ah, like even I'd go there. We need to talk about probably not.

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We need to talk about the most unhinged part of that.

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Yeah.

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The most unhinged part of the thing.

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You're talking about the host or whatever it's called.

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Apparently, Adam Sandler officiated the wedding.

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Wow.

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So of all people to marry the biggest pop star on earth, they chose happy fucking Gilmore. Right? How strange is that? Like I'm just wondering, like, did he wear his giant oversized shirt and his like sneakers and floral tracksuits? Like, what did he like? I love Adam Sandler. I know. I know Dave, you're not a big fan.

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Look, I'm I'm not saying a big fan. I mean, I think there's a lot more funnier people out there like uh Ben Stiller and stuff like that. I mean, I'd rather his movies than Adam Sandler. I find them very repentant. Yeah, I'd rather Zoolander over. They're a bit like.

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Well, you don't realise there's a lot of Adam Sandler's movies, yes, he stars in, but there's a lot of hilarious movies that he writes and does aspiring. Absolutely. Like I said, I'm not I'm not knocking him to him.

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He's a funny guy. If I was to choose an actor over him, then obviously I would look more towards like Bensil or someone like that, just because they they make me laugh a lot more. Alan Wilson. Um, a little bit of a prank. I like him though. I know I think he's sleazy as well. I'm okay with that.

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Uh, can I just tell you one more other thing about the wedding? Apparently they had no bridesmaids or groomsmen.

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Well, why would you want anyone standing next to you if you have if you had to choose a fucking Bella or Gigi?

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I know. So apparently Taylor had her brother Austin as the man of honour, and Jason Kelly had his best man as his brother Jason, like of course. But no, I'm with you because like when you look at Taylor's friends, you've got like Selena Gomez, Bella, Gigi Hadid, you've got Blake Lively, whatever's going on there. Like, but like there's some very beautiful girls. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. No way they're sitting next to me on my wedding day.

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Do you reckon she got married in white?

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Yeah, definitely. Okay, yeah. White. Uh we have that photos have not been released yet. Yep, and they probably be white with red, bright red lipstick.

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Oh, it'll have to be true true to her look. Do you reckon she'll be fine? But I think it would be heavy lace. I think it would be heavy lace. Yeah, I think it would be I think it'll be very do you reckon there'll be leg showing?

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Yeah. Yeah, I think there'll be. I think it'll be short and I think it'll be more clear. No, I don't know.

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I think it'd be like a country shooting. I think no, I think it'll be big.

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No, I think it'll be quite fitted, quite slim lined. Because she's so tall.

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I feel like there'll be I feel like it's gonna be big, but it's gonna have a big slit where that leg just shows. Sorry. Okay, okay. I'm gonna pretend like that's not don't get angry at me.

SPEAKER_03

That's because my watch is being charged and I couldn't do that. Don't make excuses for you. It's alright. That's my medication time anyway.

SPEAKER_02

So long as Gruffy can have dinner, have his meds, but he'll be alright for another hour.

SPEAKER_07

Alright. We need to get we need to keep going.

World Cup Thirst And Ronaldo Retirement

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It's the number two. Okay, yeah, okay. Everything that's going off at the moment, World Cup. The World Cup, the soccer's on, everyone's watching it, everyone's getting involved, it's going nuts. I feel like it's a whole new vibe.

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Even me. And I like it's yeah, but okay, I've got some ulteriors.

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I even watched it, like I watched it this year.

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I've got some ulteriors. There is the World Cup means there's hot guys from every country, right? Every country around the world that's in the World Cup. Um, and there are some really, really hot guys, and the film and video crew are not shying away from bulgers, they're really taking a nice slow zoom in. And the players are actually pulling themselves and yeah, they're fucking scratching and pulling their shorts up so you can see it. And and why wouldn't you for some of them? Because some of them look like there's an abundance there as well. But there's some super hot guys in there.

SPEAKER_07

Well, the two I want to talk about, guys.

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Is one who's been your favourite for a long time.

SPEAKER_07

Ronaldo, my boyfriend, as I would tell Ashton. Apparently, his sister dropped a little bit of a drama bomb. Classic family drama, right? So she has dropped the fact that there's a possibility he's retiring after this World Cup from World League Soccer. Okay. Which is a massive deal for a Ronaldo.

SPEAKER_02

Well, he's got more Instagram followers than anyone.

SPEAKER_07

He has. And have you don't blame. I don't. I'm not normally into like thin men, like slim men. You know that.

SPEAKER_03

He's got good abs and stuff, and he's got a good body. God am I. But yeah, and usually I don't find him attractive. No, no, but you can't. But there is his smile. There's something about his smile to me. Go there. That's a hundred percent. I'll go there. 100%. Oh look, I mean, you know, if he's gonna stick his, you know, arse in the arrow or stick his cock in your mouth. I'm not gonna turn around the seat now. Thank you.

SPEAKER_02

No. Especially if you can take a photo with me and then propel me to fame. Um then then then bait him for money.

SPEAKER_07

Guys, this year, bait him. Dave, you're taking this to a whole new level. Oh bro.

SPEAKER_02

Dave's where of it.

SPEAKER_07

Where is it?

SPEAKER_02

Dave's doing a spacey on us. I just want to fucking I just want to have a load of his babies in my fucking mouth.

SPEAKER_03

Me too.

SPEAKER_02

Dave's gonna fucking Dave's gonna fucking bribe the guy.

SPEAKER_07

No, we're talking about swallowing his children and Dave's like all about the money.

SPEAKER_02

Um Well, one of us is smarter than the others. Right.

SPEAKER_07

There is another. Yeah. There's a hot topic this year. Okay.

SPEAKER_02

I get it. And it You told me about it? Nigeria. And all the mummies. What's his name, Dave? Or those mummies.

SPEAKER_07

Mums, if you are at home bored, breastfeeding your baby, doing whatever in maternity leave or something. Gay boys, you need to turn on those Nigeria games. No, he's he's a goalkeeper. Turn them on.

SPEAKER_03

He is the goalkeeper and he is Or should I say one of, and I'm gonna say his name. The one you want to Google is Madhuka Oskoi.

SPEAKER_07

Look at his Instagram. This man is not just Google. He is not, I don't even he's only 26. I don't even believe this motherfucker knows how to play soccer because he is too good looking. He's model material here. He's like, he's not even like he's not a soccer player. Nah. There's no bores have hit this boy in the face except the obvious bores. But no soccer bores have hit this boy in the face.

SPEAKER_03

I'm gonna tell you a fact here. I'll just put up Nigeria's goalkeeper. Do you know where he was born? Germany.

SPEAKER_02

He was born in Germany. So he'd be into some kinky shit.

SPEAKER_03

He chose to represent Nigeria at an international level, making a senior debut in 2019, standing at six foot six inches tall. There you go. Holy fuck. He has established himself as one of the most recognizable faces in the Super Eagle squad. And you can check him out on his his Instagram and other Star Sub Club information. Yeah. There you go.

SPEAKER_02

Wow. Just Google Nigeria's goalkeeper. One of. And you will be very surprised. You'll be very pleasantly.

SPEAKER_07

Oh he's amazing.

SPEAKER_02

There's not much about him that I don't like, just quietly.

SPEAKER_07

So we get it.

SPEAKER_02

I wonder if he'd be cut or uncut.

SPEAKER_03

Oh, he'd be uncut. He'd be cut. No, German, yeah, German. Yeah.

SPEAKER_07

Yeah, but no Nigerians. Yeah, but uncut.

SPEAKER_03

Nigerians do that. Yeah, but he's German.

SPEAKER_07

From a her yeah, but from a heritage point. Even though he's not Germany.

SPEAKER_03

From a heritage point. No, I think I think I think the Africans are uncut as well. Are they?

SPEAKER_02

I think a lot of them have got hoods. I think they are. Yum. Um, I'm okay either way, just saying it's putting that out there. Does not discriminate. I don't dick discriminate. Definitely do not.

SPEAKER_07

We're gonna keep going and we're gonna talk about for a second. And this is one that I'm gonna get you you guys. I want your opinion on this.

Kevin Spacey And The Coming Out Backlash

SPEAKER_03

Okay.

SPEAKER_07

Alright, so we're gonna talk about Kevin Spacey.

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Okay.

SPEAKER_03

Most Nigerian men are cut. Sorry. Okay.

SPEAKER_07

Oh, thanks, Dave, for giving us the facts.

SPEAKER_02

The facts. There you go.

SPEAKER_07

So we're gonna talk about Kevin Spacey for a second.

SPEAKER_02

Yep, who's now out. He's been there for a long time.

SPEAKER_07

There has been a lot of backlash in the gay community. And recently he's been it's come up again because recently he's been doing a lot of interviews complaining that he was targeted by the gay community and that he was terrified to come out for decades because of his white supremacist supremacist neo-Nazi father who used horrific homophobic slurs at home. So, but the real reason that he says is the LGBTQ community turned on him because back in 2017, when he was first accused of historic historical sexual misconduct against a minor, Spacey chose the exact press release to officially come out.

SPEAKER_02

So there's a couple of things wrong here, right? So um as gay men, right, that are of a certain age, most of us at some stage have had our fathers say the word fag, say the word poofta. Like I know that your dad used to say poofta all the time, Dave, right? Now it was said it was the way it was. Yeah, right? I get it. It's not the way it is now.

SPEAKER_07

When I say get it, I don't mean it's right.

SPEAKER_02

I just but it's what it was, right? And they didn't do it with malice, it was just the way it was that was just the word.

SPEAKER_03

That's it was just it was a description rather than a uh you know a hateful word or anything like that. And my dad never would ever put that on me, ever. Right. You know what I mean?

SPEAKER_02

But it was just referenced to and I get and and I don't know what his father said exactly and all that kind of stuff, but using your parents' words to justify something, however, you were very butting using that moment in time 100%, and he was very famous and very rich.

SPEAKER_07

Yeah. So before the whole historical sexual misconduct came about, like he didn't like at that stage before it didn't matter what his fucking dad was saying to him. He was that rich and well known that yeah, but he was also an adult at that point as well.

SPEAKER_03

He was an adult, so you know, there's no excuse.

SPEAKER_07

I just need to say that to Kevin, honey, the gay community didn't target you because you were in the closet, they targeted you because you tried coming out as a smokescreen to deflect from your predatory allegations.

SPEAKER_03

Absolutely, I totally agree. Correct. And that and that's it, and that's he's done more damage now to the gay community by doing that because people now assume that every single person like himself is every predator.

SPEAKER_07

He's mixed the two together, and and and that's it.

SPEAKER_02

Like And that's not okay because we've fought for fucking so long, right? Anytime and and people still use it to this day when you'll say you're gay or they'll say something, they go, or when they hear of somebody that's a predator. Yeah, you're like little boys. It's not okay, and it's like satisfactually wrong as well, right? Like a lot of sexual predators that prey on children, pedophiles, um, they're not even necessarily into boys or girls. They're into children, they're into children, right? They're into children, so there is none of that. And again, history tells us, or the the the facts say that it's actually somebody from within your family or or your close circle that are known to those people that are more likely to actually commit those crimes and stuff like that as well.

SPEAKER_07

So um so I just feel like conflating being gay with those are those kind of legal allegations just sets the community back decades. It does. Like you don't get to track your mess into the house and then blame the host for being mad. Do you know what I mean?

SPEAKER_03

Absolutely, yeah. Yeah, yeah. Correct.

SPEAKER_07

And it there's a time and a place, exactly right.

SPEAKER_03

And we've all had issues with coming out. I mean, I came out later in life, and it's not easy for anybody, but to use that as an excuse is just totally unacceptable. Correct. It really is, and it it basically makes you look like a person that can't even sort of like you know, accept who you are because you have to blame another reason for you coming out that way.

SPEAKER_07

I 100% agree. So, yeah, so it's just like Kevin, fuck off. Yeah, you did the wrong thing to people in general, and you're paying the price, yeah. Did the wrong thing to the gay community, and that's where the issue is. So go cry into your million dollar sheets. Yeah, correct.

SPEAKER_02

Anyway, I'd just like to welcome everybody now because this is where we were when we realized that we weren't recording because somebody forgot to hit the record button next.

SPEAKER_07

Yes, but we're not gonna go into that because we'll fucking deflect.

SPEAKER_02

Are you sure we recorded now, Matt? Yes, we definitely have to. I literally just checked again just. The button is red.

SPEAKER_07

Is the button meant to be red?

SPEAKER_02

The button's meant to be red, that's correct.

SPEAKER_07

So there's another thing,

Kyle And Karl Rumours Plus Free Speech

SPEAKER_07

guys, and I'm not gonna lie. I need to be the fucking sausage in this sandwich.

SPEAKER_00

Okay, let's do it.

SPEAKER_07

Kyle Sandy Lands and Star and Kyle and Stefano.

SPEAKER_02

I love them both. I love them both. So come on the podcast, guys. Can you imagine that'd be a fucking get? Um, but those guys, like they're naughty boys. Now, I want them to do a show called the Bad Boys Podcast, right? Or the Bad Boys Breakfast or something like that.

SPEAKER_03

I say KKK, didn't I?

SPEAKER_02

Yes, you did, but that has some really bad connotations.

SPEAKER_07

Yes, it does.

SPEAKER_02

So I reckon Bad Boys Breakfast would actually be a really cool show for them.

SPEAKER_07

They Kyle has already started Kyle's company has trademarked. So this is where it's all set off, okay? So obviously we know that the two biggest, most cancelled egos in Australia are potentially joining voice joining forces, right? So there has been Kyle's company have trademarked about three or four names.

SPEAKER_00

Yeah.

SPEAKER_07

In regards to Kyle and Carl and the bad boys of like morning radio and things like that. Yeah. So this is where it set the rumor mill on fire. I personally love it. Yeah. I would love to see them together. I think they're hilarious. I think that they're so much fun to have an eight.

SPEAKER_02

But I also think, and again, I don't I'm not smart enough to know everything, right? But I don't know what it was that led Carl to getting the arse. I know it was an interview that he did with somebody that he allowed somebody to have a voice, right? 100%. That was not getting a voice. Yeah. But I I but I think the bravery that's needed in Australian media to just let all people talk and then let the public actually make their decision on whether or not they agree with those points.

SPEAKER_03

So the person he was talking about was Tommy Robinson. He's a UK reformist. So he's basically classified in the UK as a saviour to some and a Republican neo-Nazist white supremacist in other people's minds. Now he's been to jail a few times because he speaks out his mind and he wants to make the UK back to being as it should be, like a bit like one nation, but on a stronger level.

SPEAKER_07

Because to be fair, and I'm not I'm not I I support everyone, but to be fair, there is a lot of problems in the UK.

SPEAKER_03

There is, and we're going down the same path as well. We are and this is why I think you know, without going into politics, which I'm not going to because Matt doesn't like that, and I appreciate it. Well, Matt's too dumb to understand it. It's not that you're too dumb, it's just that you're like, yeah, um don't don't put yourself down, please. Um, it's just basically, you know, we are gone the way the way it is because we're being run by governments around the whole world that are just allowing this to happen and not listen to the people. And people are now starting to wake up and start challenging it. And this is what's happening.

SPEAKER_07

Well, that's that's the funny thing, Dave. Both men have aligned themselves heavily, one with alternative digital media. So there's a talk that maybe it won't be radio, it might be podcasts, it might be this or that, like that they are moving away from that authentic radio, but also they have both aligned themselves heavily with One Nation's social, One Nation's social media sphere. Yep. Now we know Carl came out in supported Pauline, but so has Carl. And and there's a lot of controversy around Carl's chasing the money and he knows where the money is and he needs investors. And you know, and you know, we got Gina Reinhardt behind Pauline, and you know, he's a smart man. Yeah. But I feel like Carl is just being true to himself at this point.

SPEAKER_03

Absolutely. I totally agree with you.

SPEAKER_02

Yeah, yeah. Well, if you've listened to him, and if anyone's listened to him, and like you know that he says exactly what he thinks, thinks what he says, um, and it's not always loved by any, and it and it does a lot of it does align with, I guess, Pauline's values and and also goes to show you because he was fired by a channel nine, right?

SPEAKER_03

AR media company, really. I mean, by him speaking out and having his own free speech, they obviously don't like it. So they are controlling people again. I mean, it's showing them out of control that people have over other people. I think he's breaking away. You look at Sky News, for instance, and also his brother Peter Stepanovic, he's a great journalist, and those two together, they really do emphasize freedom of speech more than anything, you know, and they support one nation a lot, you know, they're more governing that side. So I do think, again, I mean, they're being really smart, but they're also being human as well. They're now saying, okay, I'm not being fucking pressurized by anybody else anymore. I don't need to say, you know, I love you, I love you, I love you. I'm just gonna say, you can get fucked, you can get fucked, or yeah, I support what you're saying, and I think that's great. I really do.

SPEAKER_07

Well, I think so. Just to end on a lighthearted piece there, imagine the absolute chaos of a subscription-based podcast with these two, no filters, no network executives trying to control them, no brand safety guidelines that Carl has to submit himself to, like he has. It's gonna be a total train wreck, and we're all gonna listen. Oh, really? Like, can you imagine these two without the barriers that they have in place? Like it is in like I I'm ready to go. But I think it's what people want to listen to.

What We Listen To Now

SPEAKER_07

100%. But they want to be told what they can and can't listen to. Can I just say like I want you on the room?

SPEAKER_02

Who listens?

SPEAKER_07

I was a I was a kiss listener every morning. I was just I have not listened since they left.

SPEAKER_02

Same. I very seldom we listen to either.

SPEAKER_07

Do you know what I've switched to, to be honest? Yeah. Uh triple M. Okay. And I have never been a triple M listener ever in my whole life.

SPEAKER_02

I don't know if I can. Shall I tell you what I'd be listening to?

SPEAKER_07

I Matt, I was like you. I was like you, but you Aaron.

SPEAKER_02

There's bows on it, in it. I do love bows.

SPEAKER_07

Bows on it, and there's some other great characters too. And they're just lighthearted and stupid, and they're just what you want.

SPEAKER_02

So and I've been listening to Jonesy and Amanda in the afternoon.

SPEAKER_07

No, you need to put Triple M on in the mornings. Well, I'm at work. You you have a laugh. Even in the afternoons with high with hi and stuff, like I had never listened.

SPEAKER_02

Okay.

SPEAKER_07

But Aaron watches puts it on when he wants to listen to the football in the car.

SPEAKER_06

Yeah.

SPEAKER_07

So it had been on, and I was like, oh, I'll just leave this on. And I've I've started loving it. Like honestly, I have come home from daycare drop off and found myself putting it back on on at home while I'm working.

SPEAKER_02

Okay, all right. I might, I'll say I might. Do you know what I've gone to? What? Sunu. Okay. What?

SPEAKER_03

Sunu. So I listen to our music.

SPEAKER_02

We create our own music, our own AI music, and um Future Groove Heroes. Yeah, and yeah, Future Groove Heroes. You can find us on iTunes or Spotify, any of those things. Um, but yeah. I just love it. I think create my own stuff. I can just listen to it. But I I also listen to um Um Christian O'Connell if I'm actually on the way. He's actually quite funny, he's quite good. That's on gold, I think.

SPEAKER_07

When I was little, I used to listen to Ray Hadley with my with my nan. Okay. On the wireless. That's every night in bed.

SPEAKER_03

I used to listen to Radio Luxembourg when I was younger, and used to have like at night time used to have Radio Luxembourg was a broadcast from um obviously Luxembourg, but they used to have like scary stories at night. And me and my sister used to have our little portable radios and listen to it and go to sleep under the covers. Not together. In different beds, obviously.

SPEAKER_07

All right, so before we move on, there's quickly one that you wanted to talk about that was in the headlines today, Matt. Was there? And I saved it for last because it's a little bit heavier.

Thailand Suitcase Murder And Exploitation

SPEAKER_03

Yeah, it is.

SPEAKER_07

And that is the attire suitcase murder.

SPEAKER_03

That's right. Yeah.

SPEAKER_07

So the Simon Peter Carmen, the 46-year-old Perth man who was previously from Rocking Brock Rockingham, um, was arrested in Pank Bangkok Airport trying to border jet star flight um to WA, and he was chur charged with the murder of that 17-year-old girl.

SPEAKER_00

Yeah.

SPEAKER_07

Um, and her body was found in a suitcase um stuffed behind the railway lines in Patea.

SPEAKER_02

So I was chatting with somebody a around this the other day, or yes actually, and the story that he told me, because he he loves the Asian countries, he's married to an Australian woman, but they lived in Thailand for a while. Um, and he loves Thailand and everything that it has to offer. He says, When you in Thailand, and I know this because I used to visit Thailand quite frequently with my ex, because he'd lived there for 10 years as well, so it was one of our holiday destinations. But the sex trade over there.

SPEAKER_07

Oh, it's insane.

SPEAKER_02

It's it's it's crazy, but it's not seen as anything bad because it's an exchange, and it's very common. It's an exchange of you give me love, I give you money, right? It's very clear, it's very it's just the thing is as a Thai parent, if you were to get pregnant and have a female child, 99% or 80% chances that child's gonna become a sex worker. Um this friend was telling me that at 17 she's now getting toward she was now getting towards her not peak. Yeah, her peak, basically. He said that and he explained it to me that what they do is that they because he lived there for so long and he discussed it with a lot of ties and that, they basically do four years of work for their family, right? Um, so it might be four years of of sex work we're talking um for their family. So it'll be to put their brother or sister through school or something like that, so that they don't have to do this. Um, then it'll be four years for their parents, um, and then like to buy them the house and all that kind of stuff, and then four years of work for them, right? And then after that, right, um, because by that old age, you're like 23, 24 years old, um, and you're washed up and you're done by then. So you'll either then go and retire back to the village from where you were born with the money that you've actually made and saved and kept, and you'll just live out the rest of your days, right? And occasionally, if you've made connections with any of these older white men, um, you'll then meet them every time they come, right? And even as you get older and older and older, and we have somebody that we know that goes across the Thailand, um one of the guys from the club. I thought it was that one, yeah. Right. But he goes over there, and again, they might now be in their 30s, but they're still 30 or 40 years younger than him. Yeah, all right, so he still serves them as a commodity. So he goes over there and pays for everything and does that kind of stuff. But I think that's the problem.

SPEAKER_07

Like we sit here and judge. Oh, I don't judge. Well, you don't, but a lot of people sit here and judge those girls. And they think, oh, well, but it's like judge the men. Let me tell you what men are what are feeding this. Like, stop judging these girls when these dirty old men are going over there and trying to But they're they're lonely old men, lonely, dirty old men.

SPEAKER_02

And I'm not justifying. No, no, right?

SPEAKER_07

They're underage girls a lot of the time.

SPEAKER_02

So these girls, and again, when I was speaking with my friend yesterday, he said to these men, they're doing their due diligence in saying, How old are you? Right? Full well knowing that they're probably younger.

SPEAKER_07

Yeah, exactly.

SPEAKER_02

However, these girls, and you can walk up to the anywhere on the street over there, and you can get an ID that says you're of 22 years old. Yeah, but that doesn't matter, Matt.

SPEAKER_07

If I walked up to a guy and he told me he was 21 and he looked fucking 14, I'm not sleeping.

SPEAKER_02

You're not sleeping with him, correct. And neither am I.

SPEAKER_07

Going up to that person that looks that young for a reason. But this this And that's the thing. And I I I feel like we we poor girl.

SPEAKER_02

Well, exactly. You know how much she died for? Right?

SPEAKER_07

$21 or something like that.

SPEAKER_02

She'd organized a thousand baht, right, for the night. Right? A thousand baht, right? That was like it's about basically $22. Right. Yeah. She got back to the room and he's he then said, no, five hundred is all I'm giving you. So she then fought and said, no, no, no, it's a thousand, right? And he said, five hundred, and then basically she tried to get out. That's when he beat her and killed her.

SPEAKER_07

Well, strangled her. But the the thing is, like, and to say I didn't like I he hasn't said this, but to talk about her age, like there's nothing this man can say because you look at that CTTV feature of them holding hands walking into, and that is a little girl.

SPEAKER_02

That's a girl. That's a little girl. That's not a woman, that's a young girl.

SPEAKER_07

That's a little girl walking into air.

SPEAKER_02

And apparently he's lived over there for a long time, mustn't he?

SPEAKER_07

100%. And then he jumped on a fucking budget airline and tried to get home.

SPEAKER_03

Like, but what morals have you got?

SPEAKER_07

The audacity to claim self-defense against a 17-year-old girl and stuff her in a bag and then try to hop on a budget airplane back to Perth.

SPEAKER_02

Like pretended a girl that size, right? And like for me, I'm a six foot one guy, pretty solid build, sort of, you know, uh 90 odd kilos, right? So if a 17-year-old girl of her stature was coming at me, you grab their wrist, you push him out of the way, leave me alone. Oh, it's just bullshit. Right. It's it's a crocus shit.

SPEAKER_07

And he actually said on camera to her family, Did you guys watch the video?

SPEAKER_02

No, no.

SPEAKER_07

Watch the video of his interrogation, and then he has a message. And on camera, he actually said, Please tell other girls just to be careful.

SPEAKER_02

Of what? People like him?

SPEAKER_07

Exactly. And then he apologised to her parents and said, like, it was outside his control. Bullshit. No. Like you need and this guy, and this guy's like ownership. I'm not being rude, but he he's clearly simple, but he's not just simple. He he's an absolute moron.

SPEAKER_02

And he's a predator.

SPEAKER_07

He's a predator. I mean, I heard they're giving that. And he has probably had. I'm not trying to be a bitch, but that man has moved over to that country for a reason. Absolutely. And he's been living there for years, and he has had probably had sex and abused so many underage girls.

SPEAKER_03

Yeah. And how many more of them have got away with their lives? Yeah.

SPEAKER_07

You know what I mean?

SPEAKER_03

Because I've also said that there's been two other bodies found in the same area.

SPEAKER_07

They're looking into it. Yeah. And I just have like, I have no because if it truly was self-defense, you can kill someone. How do you kill someone? You don't have to strangle her to death. But how how can you if you can strangle her to death, you can restrain her.

SPEAKER_02

Yeah, absolutely. Do you understand what I mean? 100% agree.

SPEAKER_07

If you can strangle her to death, then you can just restrain her.

SPEAKER_02

If she was coming up with me.

SPEAKER_07

You call the police, you don't wait. And then they even have messages where in between dumping the body and killing her, he was messaging another sex worker.

SPEAKER_03

You're kidding me, right? No. Wow.

SPEAKER_07

So that's because he waited, like there was a time.

SPEAKER_03

I swear to God, because he's got no remorse for doing that, obviously. I mean, if each other.

SPEAKER_02

I hope it's a death penalty because they're not good. They're really good at showing no leniency. Um, I know I know their stance on drugs is is very harsh. Their stance on a lot of their laws is very harsh. So I hope that they actually give him the full extent of the.

SPEAKER_07

Yeah, I don't have any. I normally feel bad, but I I just don't in this situation. Because I feel like everyone's I feel like and and women, can I just say from a woman, women are the first to judge and go, well, she was a prostitute or she was this or sh it does not fucking.

SPEAKER_02

She was a child.

SPEAKER_07

She was a child in a third world.

SPEAKER_02

She was somebody's child.

SPEAKER_07

And in a third this isn't Australia.

SPEAKER_02

No, exactly.

SPEAKER_07

She didn't have fucking Cennelink and this and that. Like, this is a child in a third world country trying to survive, and this is a fucking predator of a male.

SPEAKER_04

Correct.

SPEAKER_07

Stop fucking blaming the women and stand up for children, as far as I'm concerned.

SPEAKER_02

Correct. So we're gonna move on now.

SPEAKER_07

Yeah, to something a bit more lighthearted.

SPEAKER_02

Yeah, something a bit more lighthearted. We're gonna do this one right now.

SPEAKER_04

What's

What’s In Miami’s Furry Box

SPEAKER_04

inside Miami's free box?

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What's inside?

SPEAKER_04

What's inside Miami's fooie box? Sparkle hit and touch. What's inside Miami's fooie box?

SPEAKER_02

So Dave, we're gonna go to Miami's fluffy box. Right. I've just put the arch upject into the items in there, right?

SPEAKER_03

Miami has got her face mask on. I have. You can tell her she can't see it. She can't see. She just literally almost deep coated the microphone. Hold your left hand out towards me. I'm going to put it. Turn it up the other way because you can't hold it. Present you with the box, right? It's got the lid on, so I need you to take the lid off. Yeah.

SPEAKER_02

You probably need to not pat the dog for a moment. So she's opening the box now as we speak.

SPEAKER_03

She wants me to take the lid off here, right? No, she's got it. Alright.

SPEAKER_02

Yep. No. Give me. I've got it.

SPEAKER_03

Slowly reach inside, right? Describe what you're feeling.

SPEAKER_07

Okay. It's like a cylinder shape.

SPEAKER_02

Yeah.

SPEAKER_07

With a round end. Or with a ooh.

SPEAKER_02

Yeah. Ooh, what's the ooh for?

SPEAKER_07

It's a little bit of a like tippy thing.

SPEAKER_02

A pointy tip.

SPEAKER_03

So what describe the size of the object you got. Hang on.

SPEAKER_02

Here she goes with her measurements.

SPEAKER_07

I'd say it's about six. Let me take the box. Six inches?

SPEAKER_03

Yep.

SPEAKER_07

Am I about right, guys?

SPEAKER_03

Probably about right, yeah. Maybe about that, probably. Yep.

SPEAKER_07

And it's like two hands.

SPEAKER_03

Yep. It's like around it.

SPEAKER_07

Yep, yep. And then it sort of comes. It's it's definitely two different bits of material.

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Okay.

SPEAKER_07

Like.

SPEAKER_02

Is it cool to the touch? Does it be?

SPEAKER_07

Yeah, it is cool at the bottom. I'm not tasting this because fuck knows where this. I'm not fucking stupid. Yeah. I'll smell it. Oh yeah. No, this has definitely been somewhere it shouldn't have been.

SPEAKER_02

No, it hasn't. Apart from that? No. It was actually purchased today.

SPEAKER_07

Um, I don't know what this is. Like okay, so it's cylinder.

SPEAKER_02

So you said it's got two different textures. Yeah, it does. So where do the textures change?

SPEAKER_07

Here, where oh it twists.

SPEAKER_02

Okay.

SPEAKER_07

Am I gonna break it?

SPEAKER_00

No, I don't think so. Oh, oh I've pulled it apart.

SPEAKER_02

Yeah.

SPEAKER_07

Oh, it smells. Is this air freshener?

SPEAKER_02

No, no, it's not. At the top there, is there anything you can sort of squeeze? Hang on. If you go back up, go back up to the top where you were. No, no, not that part. This squeeze it down a bit.

SPEAKER_07

It's like oh, is this oh Jesus? Oh, it's like shaving cream. Okay, alright. I feel like a shaving cream.

SPEAKER_02

What's it smell like now?

SPEAKER_07

Perfume though. Stop spraying.

SPEAKER_02

I wish this was a video.

SPEAKER_06

It's everywhere. What is it?

SPEAKER_01

It's actually mask for sun care.

SPEAKER_02

It's um take your mask off. Yeah, take take your mask off. Drop it down or something, drop it up or whatever. Fuck me.

SPEAKER_07

What is this all over me? How am I gonna explain this to my husband when I get home?

SPEAKER_02

Just tell him it was mad at the hill.

SPEAKER_07

Oh blondie, I'm so sorry. Someone could have rejected Blondie as on spring.

SPEAKER_02

Um, so it's Billy's after sun care. It is.

SPEAKER_07

So it's Sunday, call your melons. Yes. And you said you did because it got everywhere in there. That definitely called my melons.

SPEAKER_03

Yeah, it was fun to watch. It it that was funny. So what was going through your mind when you first picked it up then? I don't know.

SPEAKER_02

You thought Dave's giving me another fucking Matt's vibe.

SPEAKER_07

And I could feel it was different, I could feel this little peak at the end because it has like this sort of not the normal cap. Yes, it's and then when you said squeeze, and I felt I actually thought it might have been like whipped cream. Whipped cream or something.

SPEAKER_02

Yeah, it's like you got excited, but it didn't smell like whipped cream, no.

SPEAKER_07

So I wasn't sure what was going on, so I just kept pushing the button and spraying and hoping for the best.

SPEAKER_02

I wish this was a visual podcast at some stage because it's now covered in uh white white foam, yeah. White foam. But it does smell really nice, actually. It does, actually. I'd happily use that, but I actually I'm so sorry, Blondie Girl.

SPEAKER_07

Poor Blondie, like just missed her head.

SPEAKER_02

Hashtag not sponsored, but I actually really love their shaving cream.

SPEAKER_07

I got given he said he bought this today.

SPEAKER_02

Yeah. For tonight.

SPEAKER_07

For tonight.

SPEAKER_02

Yeah. Because he liked the shape. That's why he took so fucking long in the supermarket.

SPEAKER_07

Is this a Dave?

SPEAKER_02

This is why he took it.

SPEAKER_07

Is this what fucking oh my god?

SPEAKER_01

That's why we thought he was fucking taking like me and you were like what's the chicken.

SPEAKER_07

Me and you got so sidetracked, we're making ourselves into mermaids. Yeah. Literally. And you were trying to cool our melons. Trying to cool our melons.

SPEAKER_02

Alright, Dave. So now it's time for you to put on your mask. Have you got the object already? I want you to put it in the box already. Undercover.

SPEAKER_07

You need to put your hand in and tell me what's in my furry, furry box.

SPEAKER_02

God, I hope your box isn't too furry. Because if it is, that's going to be really disgusting. And based on your headband earlier, um, it will be really fair.

SPEAKER_03

I can confirm I cannot see anything.

SPEAKER_02

Okay, that's a good thing.

SPEAKER_03

Um, because you're not supposed to.

SPEAKER_02

Alright. So let me just. Oh my god. Are we ready? Put your hand out.

SPEAKER_07

Put your hand out.

SPEAKER_02

There you go. No, there.

SPEAKER_07

Yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_02

There. Do you want me to take help you take take the lid off?

SPEAKER_07

Open my box, Dave.

SPEAKER_02

Go, go, open her box. Ready? Open her big furry box. Can you open it on it? Oh my god, do you want me to help you? Alright, give me the lid. Put the just put your hand straight. Yep, that's done.

SPEAKER_07

Put your hand in my box, Dave.

SPEAKER_02

Now put your hand. Reach in. Yep, go in. Reach in. I'm certain joking. Yep, there it is there. What is it? So what does it feel like, Dave? Grab it.

SPEAKER_03

Square.

SPEAKER_02

Move it. Move your head into the microphone a bit. Grab it. Yep, there we go. That's it.

SPEAKER_01

Perfect. Squeeze it. It's hard. Take it out of the box. Ooh. What is it? Describe what you're feeling.

SPEAKER_03

It's it's solid.

SPEAKER_01

Ooh.

SPEAKER_03

It's solid at the bottom.

SPEAKER_00

Yeah.

SPEAKER_07

Yes.

SPEAKER_03

It's square. It's a little bit. A little bit.

SPEAKER_01

It feels like it's being used. Okay. Smell it. Smell it. Can I smell it? Yeah, you can taste it. Now I need you to lick it.

SPEAKER_07

Lick it. I need you to just suck on the tip. What's it smell like? Suck on the tip. It smells like. Hang on. What's the shape?

SPEAKER_03

It's like it's like a rectangle shape.

SPEAKER_07

What's it feel like?

SPEAKER_03

It feels like a like a I don't know, like I thought it was a cake to start with. A cake. But it's got it's got like I can feel it's got like a wrapping on it.

SPEAKER_00

Okay, you can take the wrapping off. Can I? Yeah. Yeah. Rip that wrapping off, yeah.

unknown

Unwrap me.

SPEAKER_00

Take it off. Peel it off. Yep, that's it. It's coming off. Yeah. Yeah.

SPEAKER_03

It feels like a paper wrapping, is that right? Yeah.

SPEAKER_00

That's correct.

SPEAKER_07

Now there's something I need you to do. It is kind of edible. It's I need you to open your mouth wide. I can't. That's not the first time you've heard that, Dave. Open your mouth wide. And I need you to put your tongue out. Open. You feel sticky. I'm not gonna fucking tell you. Open your fucking mouth wide right now.

SPEAKER_02

Open it! I'm getting hot from that.

SPEAKER_07

Open your fucking mouth. Is it all off now? I can't do it.

SPEAKER_02

Yes, yeah. Yeah, most of the paper's off. Most of the wrapper's off.

SPEAKER_07

Open your mouth. Put your tongue out. What's it taste like?

SPEAKER_03

I don't know.

SPEAKER_07

Nothing. Alright, put it in your mouth. Put it in your fucking mouth.

SPEAKER_01

Alright. So what's this little piece over the top? Can you can you can I work out what it is?

SPEAKER_03

What's it taste like? What does it taste like though? Like um washing up liquid. Okay. Alright, so that's right.

SPEAKER_07

Dirty fucking bitch. Do you do you want a hint? We needed to wash your filthy, filthy fucking mouth out. You can take your microphone off now. Of soap.

SPEAKER_01

It's shampoo soap.

SPEAKER_07

What the fuck's that?

SPEAKER_01

It's shampoo soap.

SPEAKER_07

Dave, we knew you were a dirty, dirty, dirty little boy, so we thought it was time to wash your mouth out with a bar of soap.

SPEAKER_01

Because you've been saying dirty words a lot lately, so we thought you best wash your mouth out. Soap. That's the paper that was on the wrapper.

SPEAKER_03

I thought it was fucking like mold. No. It looks black, it'll be rank. Where'd you get it from?

SPEAKER_02

It's mine. I've had it for a while.

SPEAKER_03

He's had it for 14 years.

SPEAKER_02

It's shampoo soap. It's actually really good.

SPEAKER_03

It's Yeah, nice. My mouth is fucking burning now.

SPEAKER_02

Burning.

SPEAKER_06

Have a drink. Have a drink.

SPEAKER_02

Have a drink. Yes. Yeah. Next time, don't swear, because we will wash your mouth out with soap.

SPEAKER_07

You went to your turn. Hey, it's not as bad as when Britney sucked on your fucking rimmer. Rim vibrator.

SPEAKER_02

Yeah, she did actually ask me, you do wash your toys, and I went, no. And the face, her face went sort of white for a while there as well.

SPEAKER_07

Did it?

SPEAKER_02

So yeah. Um yeah, given that we're um really getting close to time, I think it Miami wanted to read out our horoscopes, so we're not gonna have time to do the other one, unfortunately.

Aries Leo Cancer Friendship Breakdown

SPEAKER_02

But I we can do that next time. Well you promised me.

SPEAKER_07

Well, this is something, right? I thought it was a good idea to look at our three horoscopes because we're both all three of us are quite different. Yep. Okay, so I'm an Aries, Magic. I'm a Leo, and Dave, you are a cancer. So I wanted to see like what those dynamic mixes sort of mean. So what it's come back with, or what chat GT G C T.

SPEAKER_02

You can just say chat. What chat too?

SPEAKER_07

Well, that's everyone knows what it's come back with is an Aries, a Leo, and a Cancer walking into a friendship circle sounds like a setup for a brilliant reality TV show. Yeah, it would be, and honestly, it's probably functions like a high entertaining one.

SPEAKER_00

Yeah.

SPEAKER_07

You've got a dynamic mix of elements here, two fiery powerhouses and one deeply intuitive water sign. Here is a fake rundown on why your trio works despite the different energies.

SPEAKER_02

I'm a fiery powerhouse. Just saying.

SPEAKER_07

Calm down. Yes, controlling fiery powerhouse. Yeah, exactly.

SPEAKER_03

Yeah.

SPEAKER_07

So let's read this, and then we'll like.

SPEAKER_03

And this is not made up. This is this this genuinely does meet our our own personalities. Yeah.

SPEAKER_07

Let's see if we think it's true. Okay. Alright. So, the Aries, me, the spark plug. An Aries, as an Aries, you are a trailblazer of the group. You bring the high energy, the spontaneous ideas, and the unfiltered honesty. If there's a new spot to try, a bold plan to execute, or someone in the group that needs fierce defending, you are already on the front line. You keep the momentum going and ensure things never get boring.

SPEAKER_02

True. Yeah, that's factual. That's definitely factual. Yep.

SPEAKER_07

Okay, the Leo. Matt the golden spotlight. With Matt being Leo, he brings the warmth, the drama, the good kind, and the absolute loyalty. Leos are ruled by the sun, meaning they have a natural magnetism and love to celebrate life. As your gay best friend, he's likely the ultimate hype man, the one who ensures every outing feels like an event, and the person who will fiercely protect the people he loves. Period. Very true. Facts. Very true. Yep. Facts. The cancer, Dave, the emotional anchor. Dave, as a cancer brings the heart, the intuition, the grounding energy, and the mix. While you're Matt are burning bright and looking at the big picture, Dave is turning into the vibes. Cancers are deeply empathetic and nurturing, making him the excellent listener, the keeper of secrets, and the one who ensures everything actually feels cared for and comfortable.

SPEAKER_00

That's factual too.

SPEAKER_07

That is really true.

SPEAKER_00

Yeah.

SPEAKER_07

So why the dynamic works so well. The fire and fire bond, which is mean human.

SPEAKER_06

Yeah.

SPEAKER_07

Aries and Leo are both fire signs, which create an instant electric connection. You spark the same language of passion, humour, and high energy. High energy. There's zero guesswork between you two. You both love big, laugh loud, and appreciate directness. Matt loves to shine, and as a fellow fire sign, you're more than happy to match his energy and cheer him on rather than compete with him. You two are the hype energy of friendship.

SPEAKER_02

To be fair, you could never compete.

SPEAKER_07

Well, you couldn't, so neither I wouldn't even fucking try to make you try. Correct. Um Dave, what do you think about that?

SPEAKER_03

I think it's true. I think you know the energy you two have, and I've always said that, is it's a lacrifier. It is, and it I love it because you do balance with each other so much.

SPEAKER_02

And you directness in friendship is been what's actually helped us maintain this solid friendship forever.

SPEAKER_07

We can pretty much tell each other to get fucked. Yeah, that's what I'm saying. And we do.

SPEAKER_03

And you you say things you say things to each other, you know.

SPEAKER_02

That others would be offended by.

SPEAKER_03

Absolutely, but it's not that way. I mean, you know, you two have such respect for each other, but you have such Well, there's a deep love. It's a dynamic. Like I said to you, the your ADHD is one thing, but you know, your friendship and your your stars, I suppose, do make you the people you are, and you can definitely see that in both of you.

SPEAKER_02

Correct, correct, indeed. But yeah.

SPEAKER_07

So then we come to the fire and the water balance, which is me, Matt, and you, Dave. Yep. So on paper, fire and water can sometimes clash, but in friendship circuit circles, it's pure magic balance. You and Matt supply the heart and the action, while Dave supplies the emotional depth, the emotional depth and chill vibes. When you and Matt get a bit too intense or impatient, Dave is there to soften the edges and bring everyone back down to earth. When Dave gets a little too cozy in his shell, you and Matt are the perfect duo to gently pull him out and drag him along for the fun adventure. What do we think? Do we think that's right? I do think so.

SPEAKER_03

Definitely, definitely. Definitely. And it's really weird because you feel that inside you, but when you hear someone else tell you, it's quite weird because you know who you are yourself more than anybody does. Well, and when it's pointed out to you and you know that that's the sort of thing that you do, or that's the sort of way you feel, it's it's quite it's quite a warming feeling, I think. Yeah, correct, correct.

SPEAKER_02

I'll see it actually read out to you.

SPEAKER_03

It makes me feel authentic in that regard. You know what I mean? It makes me feel like I'm not sort of like putting on who I am, it's genuinely who I am, you know what I mean? Yeah. Same with you two, you know what I mean.

SPEAKER_07

So when it comes around, right? The verdict. Are you ready for this?

SPEAKER_06

Yes.

SPEAKER_07

You have a beautifully balanced circle. You and Matt provide the entertainment, the passion, and the fierce loyalty. While Dave gives the group its soul, comfort, and emotional safety net. It's a mix of big laughs, deep chats, and unwavering support. And we do have that completely.

SPEAKER_06

What do you reckon?

SPEAKER_02

Yeah, I reckon I reckon that's actually quite factual.

SPEAKER_03

I reckon that could that should be written by Chat GDP, you know? Oh it was. No, but yeah, that's genuinely, I mean, that's it's very clever and it's very true. And like you said, it's it's just down to a T and you know, anybody that knows us would probably say.

SPEAKER_02

It is the dynamic that we all share, hundred percent. Hundred percent. So yeah. So yeah.

SPEAKER_07

So wait, I'm gonna give us uh a one paragraph on our current star signs. I'm look, I'm not trying to do a Jackie O, so don't go a fucking go or Carl on me. I know I'm into crystals and everything. Fine. So let's just talk about our current star signs and what it says for us. So Aries. Me. The universe is pulling your handbrake this week. You're probably not going to like it at first with Mars settling into that charter zone. Your brain is firing a thousand miles per hour with big ideas. What's new? Um, but the transition of Saddam is demanding patience. You might hit a few minor speed delays or feel a bit impatient. Do not force an opening, pitch your ideas or talk out your plans with anyone, but wait until the end of the week to execute. Your words hold massive weight right now. Use them wisely. Well, that's sort of with what I've been telling you, Matt.

SPEAKER_02

Yeah. Now I'm really interested in me.

SPEAKER_07

So Leo, Matt, the natural spotlight, the cosmic energy is practically rolling out of the red rolling out the red carpet for Matt this week. With the sun pumping its vitality and juper jupiter amplifying its magneticism, his confidence is at an all-time high. It's an amazing week for him to lead present ideas or just be the life of the party. He needs to enjoy the attention, but remember to stay grounded. The stars are warning him not to overspend just to maintain his aesthetic or please others. A little strategic restraint on Friday will save his wallet. Did you buy money yesterday?

SPEAKER_02

Did I buy money?

SPEAKER_07

No, did you spend money yesterday?

SPEAKER_01

No, I was actually really good yesterday.

SPEAKER_07

Okay, good boy.

SPEAKER_03

Then you listen to me. But you spent money on the car, didn't you, in terms of the uh the all paths?

SPEAKER_07

But you didn't like go and try and get it. I didn't know you didn't create no.

SPEAKER_02

Okay, no, no, no, man. Good boy.

SPEAKER_07

Dave, Cancer, the solo reset. It is officially cancer season, which means Dave is in his element, but the cosmos are giving him a plot twist. There's a lot of chaotic energy flying around the sky, and Dave's unusual instinct will be to play therapist and stabilize everyone else. The stars are explicitly telling him, don't do it. Dave needs to focus on his own boundaries this week and let other people handle their own drama. It's a week for him to come his own space and rest up because massive cosmic momentum is coming his way. Does that make sense to you, Dave? Partly.

SPEAKER_03

Yeah, it does. Partly, yeah. I mean, I've obviously with the house sale and everything else coming through, and I know that I have been well, everyone else's drama is always your drama.

SPEAKER_02

So it is what it's saying is fuck them and put Dave first. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_07

Yeah, it's saying like just relax because you've got your own shit coming your way. So just like forget everyone. Yeah. So the crew vibe this week's. The crew vibe, the crew vibe this week. You have the ideas. Matt has the main character energy. Fuck you, that should be me. That's me always. And Dave needs a break from being the emotional anchor. It's the perfect week for you, Matt, and Dave to drag out the casual low pressure laugh where he doesn't have to look after anyone. That's you, Dave. Just make sure Matt doesn't buy the whole bar and you don't lose your tempuff if the food takes an extra 10 minutes to arrive. I feel like a fucking I feel violated. I feel do you do you feel violated right now?

SPEAKER_02

No, I feel I feel seen. Um was late coming tonight, was it?

SPEAKER_03

Huh? The food was late coming tonight. Yeah, yeah. Yeah. Our food came late too, I think. Compared to yours.

SPEAKER_07

So what do you think? Do you think that how do you feel about that for Star Science? Do you think it sort of has us on par?

SPEAKER_02

Yeah, it's it's it's definitely locked in. It's locked in. But yes. So um that's gonna be it for us tonight.

Wrap Up And How To Contact Us

SPEAKER_02

So it's been a fun one. Um current affairs. Um, yeah, I don't usually go into the news and stuff like that, but we thought we'll try it and we'll see what it's like.

SPEAKER_03

So it's something different. I mean, like I said, we we gotta keep on you know changing the It's our twists.

SPEAKER_02

Yeah, it's our twist on what the fuck it's our podcast. It's not like um not like I'm getting paid to do this. So we're doing it for fun and we have fun. We make sure we have to do that. We hope that you're having fun listening. We hope that you're having fun listening. So on that, I've been Matt. I've been Dave.

SPEAKER_07

And I'm Miami.

SPEAKER_02

Bye. Bye. That's a wrap from us. We've been your Fully Grown Homos, and we look forward to opening your mind, your ears, and your curiosities. Don't forget to like, comment, and subscribe, and share our podcast with your curious friends. You can contact us on Fully Grown Homer's Podcast at Gma.com or any of our socials Fully Grown Homer's Podcast.