ADHD And Sex

Your brain wants a hit, your body wants connection, and sometimes those two don’t line up. We get real about the link between ADHD and sex, from dopamine chasing and novelty seeking to impulsive choices that can feel like autopilot in the moment and brutal in the comedown. If you’ve ever wondered why you can be intensely driven one day and totally flat the next, you’re not alone, and you’re not broken. 

We talk through what ADHD can look like in intimacy and relationships: hyperfocus, distraction, disassociation, and that “500 tabs open” feeling that can follow you even when you’re trying to be present. We unpack the thrill of flirting and fantasies, the risks of pushing boundaries for stimulation, and why shame and regret can bite hard afterwards. We also get practical, sharing simple coping ideas like using “urgent” time frames to kickstart action, plus a grounded reminder that support from a GP or psychologist can help when porn use, sleep, or impulse control starts running your life. 

Then we do what we do best and get silly. Expect filthy laughs, the Red Light Reading Room (yes, there’s cruising advice and a strangely sexy oyster-shucking guide), and a full-throttle round of Lesser of Two Evils where we argue our way through truly cursed celebrity choices. 

If you like your queer podcast equal parts unfiltered and thoughtful, hit play, subscribe, and share it with a curious mate. After you listen, leave a review and tell us: does ADHD crank your desire up, shut it down, or both?

Transcript

Welcome To Fully Grown Homos

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Welcome to Fully Grown Homos, a podcast about our adventures as fully grown homos navigating today's world full of inquisitive friends' questions about gay life and the unexplored activities of a life lived as fully grown homos.

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Miami Energy And Chaos Begins

SPEAKER_01 0:59

Hey Grumpy Matt. You can't. I mean, in the nicest possible way. But just because we're up to episode three of three tonight. We're doing well. Um, but we have this girl here still.

SPEAKER_02 1:17

I don't give a fuck because I'm in Miami. Bitch, yeah, I'm in Miami. Bitch, because I'm in Miami. Bitch. Oh, honey, I'm in Miami.

SPEAKER_00 1:31

Bitch, guys.

SPEAKER_02 1:35

We've worked you too hard today. She came early.

SPEAKER_00 1:38

I came early. This is not the first time.

SPEAKER_02 1:41

Well, but Matt did point at me. I know started pointing at the end. She's looking at me going, Dave. Dave, Dave. You think rumpling? Just tread.

SPEAKER_00 1:49

Tread lightly.

SPEAKER_02 1:50

Don't tell me.

SPEAKER_01 1:51

I'm feeling you know that doesn't end well for any of you. I told you what happened.

SPEAKER_00 1:56

How do I do the like the worldwide symbol for like SOS?

SPEAKER_02 2:03

Just flip him over and fucking my own. Is that your clear as it's doing that? That's impressive.

SPEAKER_00 2:07

Um it's not. You'd hear the metal to metal if

Piercings And Finding The Clit

SPEAKER_00 2:10

it was like this.

SPEAKER_01 2:11

We would, wouldn't we? Yeah, because she's got a piercing. Have you? Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 2:15

Wait, down there.

SPEAKER_01 2:16

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 2:17

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 2:17

Seriously. No, look. Did you not see it while you were sucking your toes last episode?

SPEAKER_03 2:22

Could you imagine that two ringer could actually come from there?

SPEAKER_04 2:25

Yeah. Yeah, yeah. I'm sure we've talked about this before.

SPEAKER_01 2:29

We've spoken about this mold.

SPEAKER_00 2:31

We have. We have, Dave. Have we? Yep. I think we have. Yep. I think you've just.

SPEAKER_03 2:36

Are you sure you were talking to each other about it?

SPEAKER_00 2:37

And I was like, Maybe he's just confused. I'm a whole new woman now that he's talking about it. No, I don't like that.

SPEAKER_01 2:44

Okay. Boobies are too pretty. That's below.

SPEAKER_00 2:50

No, but I don't for females, I just like just leave the pretty boobs pretty.

SPEAKER_01 2:54

Is it big?

SPEAKER_02 2:56

Her glitter is.

SPEAKER_00 2:57

My clip or the piercing? It's just like, well, the clip isn't how worked up I am, but.

SPEAKER_01 3:03

Does it does it does? Is that how they work?

SPEAKER_00 3:05

Yeah, a little bit.

SPEAKER_01 3:07

So they're like when they swell like a cockhead.

SPEAKER_00 3:10

Well, a little bit. Like not crazy, but yeah, they do.

SPEAKER_01 3:13

Have you ever caught it?

SPEAKER_03 3:16

Have you ever caught it?

SPEAKER_00 3:17

We're having two different conversations. Oh, yeah. I'm just struggling to get it. It's so normal.

SPEAKER_01 3:23

And it actually is really good considering that's what our topic is later, but but I think Dave, that what's his name, Dave?

SPEAKER_00 3:31

Goes a little firm when I'm about to come. Uh that was the question for me. Does it get bigger? I have caught it on like lacey panties.

SPEAKER_01 3:39

Okay.

SPEAKER_00 3:40

But that's it.

SPEAKER_01 3:41

But hang on. Alright, now I'm really confused because isn't the clitoris inside? No.

SPEAKER_03 3:48

Fuck me.

SPEAKER_01 3:49

This explains to you a lot, doesn't it?

SPEAKER_03 3:51

Explains a lot.

SPEAKER_00 3:52

No.

SPEAKER_03 3:53

Okay. Matt. Mat without wanting. Matt. It's a hoodie that sticks out. Like it'll stick out. It's like a head, yeah. Matt. Imagine that. Imagine that it's a vagina. He doesn't. It sticks out like that. It sticks out like that. Oh. Okay. And that's why you rub it and it makes it. It's like a head. But why do men have such trouble finding it then?

SPEAKER_00 4:13

They don't. You tell me. I had to put a fucking bathroom on just so they could find it.

SPEAKER_03 4:18

Are you gonna bath?

SPEAKER_00 4:19

Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 4:20

Oh, not a ring then.

SPEAKER_00 4:21

No, I bath.

SPEAKER_03 4:22

Oh, okay. Fair enough.

unknown 4:23

Okay.

SPEAKER_03 4:24

Oh come on, Matthew. You shouldn't you should have done it. Surely. Female anatomy. No, why would I care?

SPEAKER_01 4:31

Why do most even straight men don't care where the clitoris is. It's all about their 30 seconds. Wow. You're definitely a fucking gay gay aren't you? Oh, yeah, definitely. Definitely. Definitely. I like cock. Um and I have definitely seen lots of pissed cocks as well. But um yeah, I hate. Yeah, I'm not a fan of them. You do chip your teeth. Um, no. Really? No. No, I don't like it. Yeah, but no, yeah, look, I had I had sex with a guy. But they also make you wee. Fucking piss out everywhere, don't they? Yeah, yeah, it's like a sprinkler everywhere. Yeah, but I've I got I was fucking a guy, and he was fucking my very first partner. And he had like he was wearing a condom, but he went, oh, hang on a second, and he pulled out, and the condom was full of blood, right? And he'd only just had it pierced like a couple of days earlier and was told not to be sexually active for like eight weeks while it healed, but he disobeyed the doctor's orders, and yeah, as a consequence, we all got very scared at that point in time and went tested and all that kind of stuff.

SPEAKER_03 5:32

But I'm I'm just not a fan of it. I mean, I don't like I can't suck a guy. I've done I've done it once and it didn't turn me on and didn't do anything. I was interested in it. I was very interested in it.

SPEAKER_01 5:42

But yeah, but um but yeah, um, and and usually with things you get them all the way down the back of your throat.

SPEAKER_03 5:48

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Can you imagine me fucking getting stuck in the fucking soil can't pull it out?

SPEAKER_01 5:52

Yeah, correct, around your tonsils, like in the sweetest things, that movie.

SPEAKER_00 5:55

So I'm not gonna show you a real vagina because Malcolm because I've gross. So this is an example of the different the piercings you can get down there, yeah. And I have the top one.

SPEAKER_01 6:06

Okay. Oh, so that is like on the outside.

SPEAKER_00 6:09

That's where the clit is. That's called called a clitoris.

SPEAKER_01 6:12

Well, I know where the clitoris is. Okay, yeah, but you've been married. You were married. You had a child.

SPEAKER_03 6:18

You could have a child.

SPEAKER_01 6:19

So you've you've obviously been down there at some stage. You had a prolat, so maybe that's why you didn't see it, because it was all hanging out. Everything was out. Um, but yeah, and that's what I thought everything was. Maybe.

SPEAKER_00 6:30

Oh that's not me.

SPEAKER_01 6:32

Obviously, that's not you.

SPEAKER_00 6:35

Why? Why is obviously that not me? What are you trying to say?

SPEAKER_01 6:39

That's tiny, and yours is meaty. Um, you said that, not me.

SPEAKER_00 6:43

No, it is meaty on the outside. But not like, but not like are you shaved? Yeah. Really? Well, I don't like when I can keep up with it, but I wouldn't like it.

SPEAKER_01 6:54

Yeah, my poles are too hairy at the moment. You're too hairy. Yeah, like I haven't shaved and my shaft is even hairy. So I need to fix that. Um, but yeah.

SPEAKER_00 7:02

Um, you've got to teach me that thing.

SPEAKER_01 7:05

Well, you're gonna have to be more specific.

SPEAKER_00 7:08

The thing with the shaft vibrate massive.

SPEAKER_01 7:11

Oh, I'll show you the massage gun later. Yeah, okay. Yeah, yeah, yeah, okay. I'll show you. I'm not gonna show her on me. No, no, no, my my hardcore one. I'll show you later too, but I'll actually show you on your shaft. My hard have we done it.

SPEAKER_00 7:25

Have you not done it to him on his shaft?

SPEAKER_01 7:27

No, not my big massage gun. We've used the small one, right? So the thing we're talking about, people, is um, sorry, this sounded like it was a private

Sex Toys And The Massage Gun

SPEAKER_01 7:35

conversation. Um, um, I had a mass I've got a big massage gun, a thermagun, right? It's actually a massage gun. It's not a code word or anything like that, because I've got plenty of vibe.

SPEAKER_00 7:45

And he uses it to punch his bum hole.

SPEAKER_01 7:47

Um, no, not my bum. Um, right. I don't know though. No, because it's hard. I'll show I'm gonna show you the pressure.

SPEAKER_00 7:54

No, I don't want it near me because you use it on your shaft.

SPEAKER_01 7:57

Yeah, I kinda I'd say I cleaned it, but I didn't. Um, but it's like it's hardcore this intensity, right? It's like it's a $700 massage gun, right? Because of course, me with my ADHD, um, they had needed to buy the best. It's so good, right? It's a proper athletic one. Right? Oh, yeah, that's correct. It's separately, yeah. Um I might say what I think. It's expensive vibrator, I know. Um, but um I rub it on my shaft, like just under the base of the shaft, just before where the balls are, and because of the intensity of it, I came so fucking hard. It literally shot all the way over the top of my head, right? It's next door's room. Yeah, pretty much.

SPEAKER_00 8:44

Dave's sitting here thinking, how have you kept this a secret for me for all this time? Yeah, no. And why aren't you massaging me and my shaft with your $700 gun?

SPEAKER_01 8:53

Well, I have massaged him with like the Audi one.

SPEAKER_00 8:56

Oh, you're not see, you're you're fucking not worth the $700 gun, Dave.

SPEAKER_01 9:00

I know. Right.

SPEAKER_00 9:01

You're only worth the discount store gun.

SPEAKER_01 9:03

But to be fair, he told me about the Audi one, so I went out and bought one.

SPEAKER_00 9:07

Why if you've already got the $700 one?

SPEAKER_01 9:09

Well, because the my one doesn't have the little hook that goes over your shaft. It's awesome. We'll show you that one too, but you definitely don't want to be touching that one.

SPEAKER_03 9:18

They've actually got in there a little like it's like a little wizard stick.

SPEAKER_02 9:22

Yeah, that you can be good. Yeah, you can use that as a treasure.

SPEAKER_03 9:25

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 9:25

No, I just stick to my little vibrating ball. Yeah, yeah. But I want to get one of the oh, it's Mother's Day tomorrow. Oh it says on the mother of all whores. Can you get me one of the little suction cups with the tongue?

SPEAKER_01 9:37

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 9:39

That one.

SPEAKER_01 9:40

How'd you go? How'd you go? If only you could see her face and it would be.

SPEAKER_00 9:44

Have you seen it? Do you know what I'm talking about?

SPEAKER_01 9:47

I don't think I have. I don't think uh because it's strange to you, but I don't look for female sex toys.

SPEAKER_03 9:54

Oh, I thought you were talking about an adapter for the fucking massage gun. No. I was like, I've never seen a fucking tongue thing before. I was like, what the fuck? You two going on. It's just a whole new toy.

SPEAKER_02 10:04

Oh, this is so confusing.

SPEAKER_00 10:06

Alright. Anyway, where were we?

SPEAKER_01 10:08

Alright.

ADHD And Sex Connection

SPEAKER_01 10:09

So today's topic, funnily enough, Dave um, or tonight's topic, Dave actually come up with a question um around the correlation between ADHD and sexual activity. So I asked ChatGBT, is there a correlation? Fuck yeah, there is between ADHD and sexual activity. And I asked it to please explain in true Pauline Hansen style. So it has.

SPEAKER_00 10:33

Please explain.

SPEAKER_01 10:34

And it said that there is, there does appear to be a correlation between attention deficit hyperactivity disorder, which is ADHD, um, and certain patterns of sex certain patterns of sexual behaviour. But it's important to separate the correct correlation from the stereotypes or assumptions. Not everyone with ADHD experiences these things. Sexuality itself is hugely individual, which we definitely know. Absolutely. We all know that sexuality is different and individual and stuff like that. So here's some of the main ways that ADHD can influence sexual activity and relationships. Now, Miami spoke about it, it's our favorite word, it's definitely some of our favorite things, and it is dopamine seeking. We are really good at dopamine seeking. I do it in lots and lots and lots of different ways, whether they be shopping, um, looking for the thrill, but in this context, addicting to porn sides, porn, just scrolling through hours and hours and porn, um, like Miami's doing at the moment, scrolling through the side.

SPEAKER_03 11:45

Can we can we while we're just talking about this? Yeah, can you give an example of like, you know, something that you would do, like Pepsi mux? What what I I believe I gave that.

SPEAKER_01 11:56

Did you? What do you mean? Yeah, no, but dopamine, dopamine seeking.

SPEAKER_00 12:00

Just look for like dopamine seeking is like fast.

SPEAKER_01 12:03

We're looking for that high, for that quick high. Quick high. So this is why a lot of people with with ADHD have addiction issues. Yeah, for sure. Whether it be sexual addiction, right? Or gambling addiction and stuff like that as well.

SPEAKER_00 12:18

Our brain seeks that quick fix.

SPEAKER_01 12:20

Dopamine hardcore. So like brains are linked to differences in dopamine regulation. Dopamine is heavily involved in motivation, reward, excitement, and novelty seeking, right? Do you feel do you feel a come down? Crash. Yeah, crash. A crash. Yeah, absolutely. Yes. This is and and like I said, I like when you're flat down clear and transparent, right? Um, Miami's had proper diagnosis, right? Me, I'm self-diagnosed. Oh, I can I can definitely correlate. But I know, but like there's no denying that I have.

SPEAKER_03 12:55

Well, I think everybody, I think even I have I have, but not the spectrum you guys have it, you know. I mean, I see it with you two more than I do it in myself.

SPEAKER_01 13:04

But my crashes, from everything that I've read about ADHD, my crashes are hard, like, and so are yours. I'm talking to Miami here. When I'm down and I'm flat, I'm on the I'm on the couch for the whole day and I'm literally not moving. And I'm just I'm either super motivated and I get literally everything done, like the lawns, the washing, the housework, the things, everything done, or I get absolutely fucking nothing done. Like I think there was a day last week where I got out of bed and I moved to the couch, and I just thought, uh, you got all these plans and they're ticking through like open tabs in your head, but you just can't do it. Yeah, but no, not I I didn't I just went not today, and like literally I couldn't even focus enough to choose what to watch on TV. I hate that, but I literally couldn't, so I just scrolled through channels and channels of shit, and then I just sat there and I just watched the the like the the preview screen, right? There was nothing even on, and I'm sitting there for like an hour and then I doze in and zombie effect, wasn't it? Yeah, and I was just completely flat and just completely couldn't be fucked at all. And I thought I should get up and have a shower, and then I went, why? Why do I have to today? Like I didn't, and and it's and and again, what's the thing?

SPEAKER_03 14:27

It's good to have that anyway.

SPEAKER_01 14:29

I think sometimes you can become so over Overstimulated, yeah, over stimulated. So so because of the dopamine, um the dopamine seeking and the novelty stuff, right? Um some people may be drawn to things like intense experiences, um, flirting, which let's face it, now I'm a killer flirt. I'm very good at flirting. Oh, me too. As are you, right? Right.

SPEAKER_00 14:57

Spontaneous hookups, check, yeah, sexual novelty often get themselves in dangerous situations at times. Often.

SPEAKER_03 15:06

Do you ever both of you this is too? Do you ever have like a play role scenario in your head that you fantasize that in the moment of having these high dopamine effects that you want to act out that fantasy there and then? Yep.

SPEAKER_04 15:21

Mm-hmm.

SPEAKER_03 15:22

So do you do that or do you sort of like just visualize it in your head or would you ever get to a stage where you were around somebody and said, look, oh this is like a hookup hookup, I suppose. Would you sort of like, if it was like you didn't have it, would you go out and seek it?

SPEAKER_01 15:40

Yes. So there's been times when I thought to myself, I've had this scenario in my head, whether it be a sexual fantasy of some kind, and I thought, and and and with me, if I get something in my head, it's gotta happen for the dopamine to stop. Right. Right, I've got to get that fixed. Yeah, right. And so whether that is with the with with me, for example, if it's buying a particular item, if I've decided I needed something, whether it be a can of Pepsi Max, and that's just because it's sitting in front of me. No, sponsors. I'm looking for sponsors, right? If it if it's something like that that I'm decided that I needed, or a particular thing for camping or whatever, right? I've got to go and I've got to get it.

SPEAKER_00 16:28

And right then and there.

SPEAKER_03 16:29

Do you ever get like a remorseful sort of like after fact? After, yeah.

SPEAKER_00 16:33

The come down is hard.

SPEAKER_03 16:34

And do you sort of like beat yourself about it? You know, beat yourself about it.

SPEAKER_01 16:38

No, I know it's like stupid or or do you feel like guilty or do you feel like I'll do that. Yeah. If I think to myself, I've got to have a go on the pokies tonight because I'm gonna win, right? Yeah. And if I sit there and the first $50 I haven't won, right? If I then go and I end up putting like, and I think 200 is the max that I've ever put in. Yeah. If I put 200 in and I haven't won, and I walk away and I go, oh, then I think to myself, you know what you could have done with that $200, you fucking idiot. And I sit there and I go, I could have bought this, I could have bought this, I could have bought this, I could have bought this. But then because I've listed the things that I gotta bought, I then go, I'm gonna go and buy them anyway, right? Because I've already trapped myself into wanting them then instead. So it's a vicious circle, really? It's a it's a vicious circle, but like so for people with ADHD, like chasing the kink, sexual novelty, yeah, definitely, right? Um chasing that thrill, like getting caught, and again, this takes me back to my childhood of being doing beats and stuff like that sometimes.

SPEAKER_03 17:43

So, do you reckon that obviously you wouldn't have known you had ADHD at that point, would you? You didn't know what the fuck it was. So, does it all make sense now looking back at the end of the day? Retrospectively, yeah.

SPEAKER_01 17:52

Retrospectively, like you're going into cars with boys giving blow drops to them and whatever. Um, it's

Dopamine Chasing And Risky Choices

SPEAKER_01 18:00

definitely that's chasing the high, right? It's chasing the high that we so desperately craved that we couldn't explain. Right? So, yeah, definitely the sexual correl correlation um between that, like sex is a strong source of stimulation and emotional regulation for some people like us.

SPEAKER_03 18:19

So yeah, yeah, so but um you but you've learned to control it to a certain degree, though. I mean, you know what it's about.

SPEAKER_00 18:25

You know when if I was single, no, I probably wouldn't.

SPEAKER_03 18:28

No, but what I'm saying is because you know you're having these effects, you know, the actual stimulation is kicking in your head, you know, you're going to have to do it. I mean, like I said to Matt, do you really need it? And he'll look at me and he'll laugh and he'll have this smile grill on his face. Because like I said, but it's hard for me to Because nothing else is gonna fill that down. But sometimes he doesn't follow through because I've said to him you don't need it and he will But he would have done something else. Probably no, but he would have you just wanted to.

SPEAKER_01 18:52

No, I go back a different time when he's not there. Like by the camera van.

SPEAKER_00 18:56

There would have been like he would have that need for a dopamine hit doesn't go away.

SPEAKER_01 19:01

No, correct. Have you ever got yourself into trouble because of it though? Yes. Um, I'm I'm okay. So trouble is is subjective. Yeah. So the thing is that I'm I'm fortunate, right, that I do earn well. Right.

SPEAKER_03 19:19

Yeah, but I I mean, have you got into trouble from doing what you're you're acting upon?

SPEAKER_01 19:23

Oh, from the law, yeah. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, because I got caught in a fucking public toilet because I needed that, but I don't know whether that was I need I needed to high. And I guess like I I needed to high from your addiction. Having sex in that. But can I ask you a question?

SPEAKER_00 19:38

And this is gonna probably like sound totally crazy to some people, but hopefully you understand. When you're in that zone, when you've put yourself in like a dangerous sexual position, let's just say. Yep. I almost feel like I'm not there. You're so zoned out, yeah, but you're there, yeah.

SPEAKER_03 19:59

You're participating and you've got this drive. But it's almost like a surreal You lose control, as in you surrender yourself. No, no, no, no, okay. Very controlled.

SPEAKER_00 20:13

It's also almost like I'm not it's an autopilot, yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_03 20:20

So you're acting upon your impulse, yeah.

SPEAKER_01 20:21

Basically, it's impulse control rather than sensor sensible decision making. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, definitely.

SPEAKER_00 20:30

Yeah, it's almost like it's like something else driving me.

SPEAKER_03 20:32

Yeah, so you're almost like a robot, yeah, like a robot would be. Yeah, you're you're in robot mode because you want to fix your desire to get over that thing. Yeah, and you know that you can't move on till that next thing that's happening. And do you get frustrated if you can't achieve those things that you're craving? No, you find a way to achieve it. There's no sense of it. So how far would you go in terms of like pushing yourself to get what you want? Well. I mean, what I'm saying is, would you let's face it? Would you would you go out searching all night just to get no?

SPEAKER_00 21:04

Well, I wouldn't.

SPEAKER_03 21:05

No, what I'm saying is, I mean, uh, it's hard for me to understand. Not all night, but the thing you only had like but if you can't get what you want and the frustration's there, if you then look out for something else.

SPEAKER_00 21:16

When I was single, I would probably say I had a roster of a couple, right? Two or three men that were probably a bit more kinky and a bit more out there when it comes to sexual desires and needs. Do you feel that I would reach out to to feel that novelty effect? Because it wouldn't be like I just want to lie down and have sex or how would you like a way.

SPEAKER_03 21:53

Do you feel like bad now in your lifetime now, knowing what happened back then?

SPEAKER_00 21:58

Nope.

SPEAKER_03 21:59

Okay, so you just Taking it on the chin and you just accept it, yeah, okay. And you learn from it anyway. Yeah. But you're now but you're now aware of it because obviously you've been diagnosed and you Yeah. So but it's still hard for you to control though, I suppose, isn't it?

SPEAKER_00 22:11

Yeah, but I can you never control it, you just look at other ways to do it. So yeah, but what I'm saying is with someone with ADHD, they'll never you're always looking for that dopamine hit, it's just a different take on that.

SPEAKER_01 22:22

Yeah, you get your sources, you get your hit from somewhere. Yeah. So whether it be and you find, and there's a lot of people that live a really healthy, happy, um, well-balanced life, and that hit and that high can come from exercise, right? Um and Miami knows, right, because remember, I've known this lady for a long time, right? So I've seen her dopamine hit come from exercising to the extreme. From three times a day, chicken and broccoli only, only, right? To the point where she got to her thinnest by far, even from when she was a child, but she was too skinny. She was fit as fuck. She was on that treadmill non-stop, she was at the gym non-stop, right? Um, and she was thin, fit, like came in obsession, but it was a hit that was a dopamine hit. Yeah, it was a dopamine hole. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Correct, correct. And that's the thing is that and she now she is aware that that is what can happen, so she doesn't let that happen.

SPEAKER_03 23:28

Did you ever get hurt in the process of doing something? Like physically hurt, like you went beyond you went beyond what your craving was because you're with somebody that maybe took advantage of it and you not realising. No, do you see what I mean?

SPEAKER_00 23:43

So you Yeah, it's a tricky one. I no and yes, have I been in a situation where I knew it was dangerous, yeah, and I went with it.

SPEAKER_03 23:56

And then But you got the kick from it, yeah.

SPEAKER_00 23:58

I got the kick from it, and then I got myself in a situation where I was doing something I probably didn't want to do. Right. Yeah, definitely.

SPEAKER_03 24:06

So you are, yeah, okay. And you've done that as well. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, definitely. Definitely. So then do you go in a downer because of that as well, then?

SPEAKER_01 24:13

Do you all yeah, you have regrets about momentary regrets. But then you sit there and you go, shit, oh what's right.

SPEAKER_00 24:22

I just played the part.

SPEAKER_01 24:23

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 24:24

I played the part. Okay.

SPEAKER_03 24:26

Is probably the way to but do you I mean, obviously, you obviously live with it because you have no choice because it's part of who you are. Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 24:33

And I have ups and downs like this week's been incredibly, and you guys have probably noticed my hyperfocusing at ridiculous times of the night on stupid things this week.

SPEAKER_03 24:42

No, you you you've made me laugh this week.

SPEAKER_00 24:44

I mean, it's been really because I have my ADHD has been out of control this week. So I've been struggling to get anything done that I need to get done. But you've done so, 5,000 other things that I don't need to do. Exactly, but you've I know, but it's it's hard because then I'm there and I can't, it does not matter how hard I try.

Crashes Hyperfocus And Urgency Tricks

SPEAKER_01 25:05

I'm super impressed because there's only about 10 tabs open there.

SPEAKER_00 25:10

Yeah, on that one Google Sheet, but there will be another.

SPEAKER_01 25:13

I'm super impressed. Look, there's another. Yeah, I know, I know.

SPEAKER_00 25:17

Um, but I then yeah, I get really down because I can't get what I know I need to get done done.

SPEAKER_03 25:23

Right.

SPEAKER_01 25:24

It's frustrating.

SPEAKER_03 25:24

No matter how hard I try. Okay, so it's a frustration level.

SPEAKER_01 25:27

Again, and I I had I watched somebody or I followed somebody on Insta, um, and they explained it how they actually tell their girlfriend, and their girlfriend is consensual to this, right? But they tell their girlfriend if they need something done, they say, this is urgent, it needs to be done, right? If it's a washing, oh, this is really urgent, we've got someone coming over in 10 minutes, right? Or five minutes or three minutes, because if they say, Oh, we should get this done today, or we need to get this done today, it's not important, right? It's gotta be have the word urgent in it, and it's got to have a time frame attached to it, but it's got to be a time frame that is a really short time frame. Because if you were to say to somebody with ADHD, oh we've got to get ready, we've got to be out of here in an hour. We we think we can get so much done in an hour.

SPEAKER_00 26:21

That's why I was an hour and 50 minutes later. Because my ADHD has been crazy. Oh, look, you achieved a lot. But yeah, I did. I achieved a lot, I did a lot today. You did a lot in the time that I had. But not what I know you're looking at the coasters I made for you. See, that's exactly what because that became urgent and important. Because making these pink Diamondy covered coat coasters became a necessity that I had to do. Like, but when did I like when did yesterday that become a task like and I didn't get anything that I wanted to get done? I didn't get here on time, but I did all the things. I must look around, guys.

SPEAKER_01 27:03

Looks amazing.

SPEAKER_00 27:04

But the thing is, it gets tough. Like it really does. I know sometimes I for me I get really oh, here we go. It's Chanel sitting on it this time. Um it gets really tough. Like I can it's tiring. Like this week for me has been tiring and it's been frustrating because I know that I'm hyper focusing and I know my ADHD's in this whole unsettled, yeah, crazy period, and I'm not sleeping like I should, and then when you don't sleep like you should, when you have ADHD, it only makes things worse, and then you've been spiral, you've been spiral, and but but it is a scientific it is scientifically proven that people with ADHD do extremely well in high pressure jobs.

SPEAKER_01 27:49

Oh, for sure. Yeah, absolutely.

SPEAKER_00 27:51

Because we can multitask, multitask, and we're good under pressure, like Matt was just talking to. Someone's coming over in three minutes, no worries, my house looks like a bomb, and then in three minutes time it looks like an open home.

SPEAKER_02 28:04

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 28:04

Do you know what I mean? Like I will get more done in that three minutes than I would have been able to get done that.

SPEAKER_03 28:09

In the 57 minutes before.

SPEAKER_00 28:11

Yeah, yep, correct.

SPEAKER_03 28:12

So, how does it affect your relationship with your husband and your son? Um Do you find that you put pressure on yourself because you're that way? Or they've learned to live with you that way, they well, Ashley doesn't really know that.

SPEAKER_00 28:25

Like to Ashie, it's just like mum.

SPEAKER_03 28:27

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 28:28

But Aaron and me, like Aaron has his like he gets annoyed sometimes.

SPEAKER_03 28:34

Yeah. But he's sexual.

SPEAKER_00 28:36

Yeah, but he does get frustrated because he thinks like I'm like not there, which I'm I'm not.

SPEAKER_03 28:41

Yeah, okay, yeah.

SPEAKER_00 28:42

And uh he'll be trying to talk to me about something, and I'll be doing something else, and then I'll be doing something. The other day I left like the tap running for like 30 minutes, and he's like, Nicole, why is the kitchen tap running? I was like, oh shit. Like, because I literally started doing something in the kitchen and then went and did something like that. Oh, I've done that before. No, but like I've done it to the extreme.

SPEAKER_01 29:02

Like this is and again on Insta scrolling through, and there was somebody that actually had a leash, an ADHD leash, right? That went that she would attach it to everything when she goes.

SPEAKER_03 29:15

We sent the link to you, wouldn't it?

SPEAKER_01 29:16

When she goes to do something, she actually attaches that leash to the ironing board, right? So she went to the side. So she goes to walk away, it pulls it back. Or she puts it to the kitchen sink when she goes to walk away, it brings it back. I think she loaded a dishwasher, wouldn't she? Yeah, she was loading a dishwasher with that as well. But I've seen I've seen it attached to many things, and I've think to myself, can relate it's good and it's bad. And it's like it's great, it's my superpower.

SPEAKER_00 29:39

It is a superpower, but at the same time, I don't want to take away from people that are struggling, that haven't learnt to harness it, to harness and understand it like we have how hard it is.

SPEAKER_01 29:52

Yeah, so what's the best advice you give to somebody?

SPEAKER_00 29:54

It's extremely hard, and I think that that's a lot of and and I struggle with social media, yeah. And in the concept that I also have extremely bad OCD, extremely bad, and a lot of people think OCD is like, oh, you know, you need to wash your hands all the time or you need this clean, and it's not, and people don't realise that a lot of OCD's intrusive thoughts and a thought process. So I can be driving down the road, yeah, and I can be like, Did I just hit a cat? Now mind you, I didn't hit anything.

SPEAKER_03 30:22

There was no imagining it, yeah.

SPEAKER_00 30:25

But in my head, I've hit that cat. Yep, and then I need to get to I'll go to the end of the street and I will have to turn around and go back and check because I have to, yeah, and it's just like this thought process and it just spirals.

SPEAKER_03 30:39

It's mentally draining, obviously, yeah.

SPEAKER_00 30:41

Definitely, and I think with social media these days, a lot of the influencers, which is fantastic, they shed light like the ones you've been talking about, they shed light on the conditions, but they also sort of glorify it in some aspect and don't talk to how hard it can be. Like they make they can make it look like it's this fun and funny and positive thing when it's not like there's a lot of elements within the ADHD system, isn't there?

SPEAKER_03 31:08

Like, I mean, my son, he's technically been diagnosed with ADHD and he's on medication for it, but he procrastinates an awful lot, he really does, and he can't help that, and he can't help it. But for me as a parent, it is frustrating because I try to break that cycle for him, but he can't break it, and he gets frustrated because he only sees that as his outlet, you know what I mean? And you know, it's just a hard thing to do. I mean, I don't know.

SPEAKER_01 31:34

Well, that's it. It can like it can apart from the hyper focus and and the extra, it can also reduce um sexual function, so it can be a distraction during. Yeah, you can be distracted, right? So you can be sitting there and you're going like because your brain is literally going, right? So you can be thinking, like you can be in the job on the

Relationships OCD And Social Media

SPEAKER_01 31:55

job and your brain's going, yeah, next, like what do I have the dishes at home? Do what's what's my next important thing? But that's not because you're not focusing, it's just because it's happening.

SPEAKER_00 32:05

Yeah, but it's like having like 500 Excel tabs open in your brain at the one time.

SPEAKER_03 32:10

Do you ever get like like like a reality shock when you're doing it and come out of it? You know what I mean? So you you're not realising you're having this moment and then suddenly you jolt and think, oh, what the fuck am I doing? Not so much for me.

SPEAKER_00 32:22

No, I disassociate. Yeah, I'm massive at disassociation.

SPEAKER_01 32:26

Yeah, I have I have and again, one of the things on Chat GBT is said difficult staying mentally present. Well, that I definitely do. Like, I can't, like, like, and we'll have conversations, and and it's easy for us to now pick up on each other's patterns because I'll be explaining something and then I'll go, I've lost you, haven't I? She goes, Fuck it, three minutes ago. Right, and I'll go, okay, you're an absolute cunt, right? You know, and then she's just, but she now sits there, and as soon as I'm started to lose her, she goes, Enough, enough, I'm done. And I go, Yeah, okay, cool. All right, I get it. Because I'll be starting to tell a story, and you know what I love to tell a story.

SPEAKER_03 33:10

Um, and it'll be like Do you recommend because I've noticed with you, and you know that when you're in a conversation phone-wise, no matter who it is, whether it's family members or anything, you do it to a lot of people. When you get to a point where you don't want to talk, you go, Okay, okay, okay, okay. And you repeat yourself, you repeat yourself, and you repeat yourself. Yeah. And I'm the I I know, yeah. I the thing is when you start going like that, I know it's time to stop because I picked up on that and I know.

SPEAKER_00 33:36

Yeah, Matt, yeah, I know when Matt's like had enough, and he's like says the same thing.

SPEAKER_01 33:39

But I don't do phone conversations very well, right? I can talk to anyone in front of somebody because I've got a story based on their reaction, and I can then read whether they're interested, whether they're not interested, whatever, right? But on a phone, do you believe? No, I think it's just because I I like to see people's faces and make sure that I'm making them uncomfortable. Yeah, yeah. But in saying that, but she picks up the phone, hang on, hang on. But she'll ring you, and you sit there and you go, hey. And she goes, hi. And you're thinking, You're gonna fucking talk. And I sit there and I go, Yeah, what do you got to say, cunt? And she's like, Don't be like that. And I go, Well, fucking talk. You rang me, I'll taste that in a second. You rang me.

SPEAKER_00 34:25

See, this is a perfect example. Do you see? Did you see how I just got distracted then? Because I had a sip of my drink and it tasted like mint, so I in interrupted the entire conversation to try and get Matt to taste my mint drink. That is a perfect example of what we're talking about. So yeah. So I'm frustrated at myself.

SPEAKER_01 34:43

So she'll ring me, and she's the one that's rang me, so she's got something to say, or so I think, and then I'm sitting there going, I don't, waiting for the conversation to start. But on the on the positive side of hope.

SPEAKER_00 34:57

But in saying that, I only have probably three people that I'll call.

SPEAKER_03 35:01

Right. Yes.

SPEAKER_00 35:02

The others I will avoid like the plague, and I will just text. Is that because you feel safer? I guess so. It's like I will call Matt for no reason.

SPEAKER_04 35:11

Yep.

SPEAKER_00 35:11

I will call my sister-in-law for no reason. Same thing, she's great. She answers she she knows what I'm like. She has to deal with my little brother, and he's very similar. Um, and I have one other friend. And the others, I will like avoid phone calls, like there's no tomorrow. Yeah. So it's just about having the safe zone, I suppose.

SPEAKER_01 35:34

Yeah. Yeah, yeah. So you people understand you. So does it affect us sex sexually? Yes, there is. There's like a whole lot more of a deeper subject, but we won't go into that because.

SPEAKER_03 35:43

Well, I want to what I would like to know before we come off the topic, do you obviously there's got to be pros and cons of everything. So on a pro side of things, do you believe that you have amazing sex because of the interactions and your desires to have that that upper, I suppose.

SPEAKER_00 36:03

Well I believe we can.

SPEAKER_03 36:05

Okay. Yes. Have you experienced it yourself? Can yes. Okay, cool.

SPEAKER_00 36:08

Because I can hyper focus on something, and if I see someone liking it, I will take things to the extreme and I will keep so without without being crude or anything like that.

SPEAKER_03 36:18

So if you were masturbating, yeah, and you'd already got off, but you still weren't, you know, you still hadn't got your fix, would you keep on going, keep on going, keep on going?

SPEAKER_00 36:27

Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 36:28

And would you hurt yourself doing that though? Not hurt yourself, not basically. Yeah, but make yourself sore on stuff like that, you know what I mean, without realizing you're doing it because you're so fixed on it? No, no, it's not no, okay. So you're not, you're not self-torturing yourself just to get the kick.

SPEAKER_01 36:41

No, no, right, okay, no, nothing like that. But but I think when you said like having great sex because of it, yeah, yes, because you're also really because you're chasing that dopamine high, you're chasing different things. So that somebody that's quite vanilla might not chase, right? So you're open to playing with toys that you that that some people might not never even put into their life. But you also be satisfying. Like you look at my bedside table, it's alright, it's got a few toys in there.

SPEAKER_00 37:12

We also get dopamine high from satisfying and from other people's feelings. So if I'm with a guy and I'm being a bit crazy and I can see it's like, whoa, this is different. I like then that feeds it. So then it goes further. Yeah, okay. And it goes further. So you can prolong the outside. And next like, and I I will keep stepping up. Okay. And it's almost like a I don't want to say it like it's almost like it's almost like a a performance.

SPEAKER_02 37:44

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_03 37:45

So it's almost like that I'm gonna master. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_00 37:48

And the more he feeds into that, the more you get off on it. The more the further I want to go. Okay, correct. It's like there's no limit.

SPEAKER_03 37:56

So your pleasure in him stimulating your desires to want to give more. Yeah, that's interesting. That's very interesting. Yeah, see, I'm learning a lot because obviously you two are the pros.

SPEAKER_01 38:08

Me, I'm not a pro. I don't know. Well, you both are. I mean, I mean, I see. Mahal, definitely, definitely, definitely. So, all right, so that's that segment. Like I said, we could talk on that a lot longer, but we want to keep it fairly short and sharp.

SPEAKER_00 38:22

So let's get into something a little bit funnier.

SPEAKER_01 38:24

Sexier, oh sexy. Oh, we're gonna do yeah, if it's sexy, then we're gonna do funny. So we're gonna take a um short break down to the um let's take a little wander down to the red light reading

Red Light Reading Room Returns

SPEAKER_01 38:36

room. So I've got this here. That's right, welcome to the red light reading room. And this time around, I think um who's gonna go first this time? I think I think it's Dave that's gonna go first this time. Now, Dave, you flipped open to um what book is that? I've got I've got the cruising guide to sex on premises. The cruising guide to sex on premises. So by default, that is an ACON, we mean the AIDS Council of New South Wales, not the rapper.

SPEAKER_00 39:34

Okay, we need to stop. Dave, it confuses the fuck out of me, and I'm all for the AIDS Council of New South Wales of New South Wales. But they need to come up with a new acronym because every time Matt says it to me, I he's like, I said, I'm like, where do you get that from? He's like, oh, Akon. I'm like, the rapper.

SPEAKER_01 39:53

No, I believe we were just talking about CIDRAC.

SPEAKER_04 39:55

Um, yeah, side track, that's it.

SPEAKER_01 39:57

Okay, so we're back in the red light reading room. That's great. Alright, so Dave's about to read Take a Zair, Dave.

SPEAKER_03 40:04

Take a say. This is entitled Getting Your Dick Stirring. Ooh. Alright?

SPEAKER_00 40:11

Stir that dick.

SPEAKER_03 40:12

There's no better way to get in the mood than watching guys in an open space. Steam room or dark room, getting it on. It's a nice way to ease into a long and it's obvious that the couple are going group sessions. Okay, it's okay to be watched, but it also provides the potential for invitation to join in. Read those body languages and go from there.

SPEAKER_01 40:42

Very sexy, very sexy indeed. But again, the content was directly from a book on how to have sex in those places, so I would expect nothing less. Now, Miami. Oh, I'm going yeah first.

SPEAKER_00 40:56

Let's save the best for last.

SPEAKER_01 40:58

Okay, so this week I'm gonna be reading an album cover from Well, I'm just gonna read it and um you can tell me whether it's sexy or not. The album is stronger by Sir F Richard. Right now, the track listing here is side one stronger than that. Who they love the best of me clear blue skies lean on me, keep me warm and on side two. Don't just have a heart, Joanna. Everybody knows forever you'll be I better day share a dream produced by Stock Aken and Waterman! How was that, Cleave? I betcha.

SPEAKER_03 42:17

I didn't realize that Stock Aiden Morgan did that.

SPEAKER_01 42:19

Yeah, they do.

SPEAKER_02 42:20

I didn't realize they wrote with Lip Richard. They do. They did, they produced, yeah. Well they did, yeah. Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 42:25

Sorry, I was totally distracted.

SPEAKER_01 42:30

You slip Richard. No. Okay, just read your tell us what you're gonna read.

SPEAKER_00 42:35

Can you not stare at me like that?

SPEAKER_01 42:37

Okay, sorry, we'll look away. We'll look at each other. We'll look away because she knows I like it.

SPEAKER_00 42:41

I'm gonna read the essential steps for shucking. Are we ready, boys?

SPEAKER_01 42:48

Oh, I'm ready. Shuck away.

SPEAKER_00 42:49

Let me tap the string first, hang on.

SPEAKER_01 42:51

Okay, and then pass it over here so I can taste it.

SPEAKER_00 42:55

See, it's minty.

SPEAKER_01 42:56

Okay.

SPEAKER_00 42:58

Okay, I'll wait for my drink back because otherwise I'll get distracted.

SPEAKER_01 43:02

Here we go. That is definitely different than a mojito. A margarita. Nice.

SPEAKER_00 43:06

Told you. Yeah. Are we ready?

SPEAKER_03 43:09

You're ready whenever you are.

unknown 43:12

Prepare the oyster.

SPEAKER_00 43:14

Scrub the oyster clean under cold water. Safety first. Wrap the oyster in a thick folded tail. Holding the oyster firmly with the flat side up and the hinge facing you. Insert the knife. Insert the tip of the oyster knife into the hinge. Apply with firm, steady pressure. Wiggling the knife back and forth until it slides in. Pop the hinge. Twist the knife like a doorknob to the pop of the shell open. Slide the blade along the inside of the top shelf to separate the top top. Then remove the top shelf. Firmly slide the knife under the oyster main to separate it from the bottom of the shelf.

SPEAKER_01 44:24

I'm not gonna lie, that was sexy as well. Was it? Oh yeah. That was a bit too much. I was expecting the oyster to pop in the pill pop out. I thought the fucking I thought the oyster was gonna squirt all over the place.

SPEAKER_00 44:35

Well, there I I left out the last part that I probably should have included actually.

SPEAKER_01 44:39

Carry on. Oh, please continue.

SPEAKER_00 44:42

Pretty, here it is. Clean up. Remove any shell fragments and take care not to spill the liquid.

SPEAKER_01 44:54

The liquid is spilled. That's for shizzle. Yeah, right. That's um, yeah, that's hot. That's hot. And again, I don't eat oysters, but I kind of want to now. Do you? Or at least I want to shuck them and not spill the liquid.

SPEAKER_00 45:10

You want to shuck that oyster. Oh, let's shuck that oyster. You want to sever? You want to sever that abductor muscle?

SPEAKER_01 45:16

I wanna I wanna put my knife's tip into its hinge. Yeah. Wiggle it up. Wiggle it open. So a good one I got today, hey. Yeah. Yeah, something a bit different. That red lure red light reading room is definitely the place to go.

Lesser Of Two Evils Celebrity Shags

SPEAKER_01 45:37

Now, the next little segment, a little bit of a light fun one, and we're gonna keep it nice and light. We're probably gonna only do maybe a couple each. We'll do a boy each, a guest.

SPEAKER_00 45:48

That's what the boss says.

SPEAKER_01 45:50

A boy version each and a girl version each, alright? Okay. I'm gonna say look at the boss. So, Miami, explain what we're doing here.

SPEAKER_00 46:00

This, my friends, is called the Lesser of Two Evils. So, what we're gonna do is you have two options.

SPEAKER_01 46:11

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 46:12

And you have to pick one.

SPEAKER_01 46:13

Yep.

SPEAKER_00 46:14

And it's who are you gonna shag or who are you not? And that might sound simple when we're talking about amazingly attractive people like Bitswallow Goggle and Smear.

SPEAKER_01 46:25

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 46:26

But these people are a little less juicy.

SPEAKER_01 46:30

A little less attractive. A little less conventionally attractive.

SPEAKER_00 46:36

So in short, like the segment title, we are picking the lesser of two evils.

SPEAKER_01 46:43

Okay. Alright.

SPEAKER_00 46:44

And I want to hear why.

SPEAKER_01 46:45

Okay.

SPEAKER_00 46:47

Okay. So who's gonna go first? Who has theirs?

SPEAKER_01 46:51

I I've got who's it for? Well, we're gonna pick people. Right. So, for example, if Miami chooses, she's gonna say, Alright, Dave, you two. You know what? You can go first. I'm just gonna go first. Okay.

SPEAKER_00 47:08

I have some pictures, Dave. I don't have pictures of all of them.

SPEAKER_01 47:11

Alright. But some of them will know.

SPEAKER_03 47:13

So these people are are classified as celebrities. Not good. Celebrities, not good looking. In our opinion. No. In our eyes.

SPEAKER_00 47:22

So some of mine are gonna be male and some are gonna be like two females because I know you don't like females, so it's just repulsing as is. So for the first of two females, Whoopi Goldberg or Donna Teller Versace.

SPEAKER_03 47:36

Oh, I can use her.

SPEAKER_01 47:38

Wow.

SPEAKER_00 47:39

Um you can use her.

SPEAKER_01 47:40

Can I?

SPEAKER_00 47:41

Yeah, you can still use her.

SPEAKER_01 47:42

Yeah, she could be almost the carryover champion.

SPEAKER_00 47:44

So Whoopi, I know. Well, she used to be a beautiful woman before she destroyed her face.

SPEAKER_01 47:49

Whoopi's Whoopi. Oh, who Donatella? Yeah, don't know. Donatella's never been beautiful. No, she was alright. She was alright.

SPEAKER_00 47:56

Before she was alright.

SPEAKER_01 47:58

She was plain. Okay.

SPEAKER_00 48:00

Before she did whatever that was, she did to her whatever.

SPEAKER_03 48:02

The iron sword. I I I think that's just to both of us or to Matt?

SPEAKER_00 48:10

No, I want answers off both. Matt, are you gonna shag the shit out of Whoopi Goldberg? Or are you gonna Dontate Donicella Vachar Sasace?

SPEAKER_01 48:23

So I don't know. Okay, so no, you can't do them from behind.

SPEAKER_00 48:28

You have to look at their face.

SPEAKER_01 48:29

And their vaginas. Well, what if they didn't move from behind? Because Whoopi's likely to do that.

SPEAKER_00 48:33

Yeah, I was thinking that before, but no, it's front on. You're you're looking you're holding their arms down and you're going face to face.

SPEAKER_01 48:40

Okay, so then in that case, I'm probably gonna do Donatella.

SPEAKER_00 48:44

Why is that?

SPEAKER_01 48:45

Because at least I know she's gonna be fashionable, right? And she might be and she might supply with me, supply me with some.

SPEAKER_00 48:54

Oh you're just oh you're just rooting for free goods.

SPEAKER_01 48:58

Maybe. Maybe at least I know whoop whoopie's potentially male, more masculine. Um with a strap on.

SPEAKER_00 49:05

At least if you're doing Whoopi, even if it was from the front, she might have stuck that finger up the ass at the same time.

SPEAKER_03 49:11

Yeah, no, I'm I'm going Donna Teller for free shit. But I think I think also Whoopi would probably be more advanced in her sexual techniques. She'd be lazy. I think she'd be lazy.

SPEAKER_00 49:20

I feel like Donna Tella would just have like a line of toy boys. Yeah, she rotates through.

SPEAKER_03 49:26

Well, I also think because of Donna Tella's look that she would have a fast accessory that she could put over her face anyway, so you wouldn't have to worry about it. Yeah. Who are you choosing, though?

SPEAKER_00 49:37

Some sort of veil. Who are you choosing? Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 49:39

I mean Donnatella, yeah. Except for that, yeah. For both going Donatella. All right.

SPEAKER_00 49:44

Oh, one for Donatella. Go, Donnatella. Okay. So I can't pronounce a name, so I'm gonna need your help here, Matt.

SPEAKER_01 49:51

Okay.

SPEAKER_00 49:52

So Stephen Boosh.

SPEAKER_01 49:56

Bushumi. Bashumi, yeah.

SPEAKER_00 49:58

That guy, that's the weird guy with the funny eyes.

SPEAKER_01 50:00

Yeah, he's an odd-looking character.

SPEAKER_00 50:02

Or Christopher Walken. Um who is that guy? Oh no, it's not. It's not. I can't find him.

SPEAKER_03 50:12

Christopher Walken, yeah, I've seen him. Yeah, he's weird looking.

SPEAKER_00 50:16

Yeah, so he's not here. I did have him here before. You might have to Google him for a second and you will see.

SPEAKER_01 50:25

They're both very unattractive men.

SPEAKER_00 50:27

They are both very unattractive men. Um that's Stephen there. Oh, look, I mean, yeah. And there are.

SPEAKER_03 50:35

He looks a bit like like the Joker, doesn't he? Look, when he was younger, he wasn't too bad. Yeah, he was.

SPEAKER_01 50:42

He was never good. He was never good.

SPEAKER_03 50:44

Oh, look, there was a lot of pictures that he was younger, though. Yeah, but nah, he he's he looks very weird, doesn't he? Looks like he's wearing plastic suit. Definitely odd looking.

SPEAKER_00 50:54

There you go. So Christopher Walken.

SPEAKER_03 50:57

Who's the other one?

SPEAKER_00 50:58

There he is.

SPEAKER_03 50:58

Yeah, he he or the beautiful Stephen.

SPEAKER_00 51:05

I can't pronounce his last name, Matthew. Bush me.

SPEAKER_01 51:07

Bushamy.

SPEAKER_00 51:08

Bushamy.

SPEAKER_01 51:09

And again, I could be saying that wrong as well, but hey, I'm not a professional.

SPEAKER_00 51:13

So who are we fucking? Probably Christopher Walker. I just want to make it clear that we have to look them in the face.

SPEAKER_01 51:19

Yeah, probably Christopher Walken. Really? Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 51:22

Where's that?

SPEAKER_01 51:23

I I just I find the other one really creepy and looking a little bit dead already.

SPEAKER_00 51:29

But I feel like, like, Chris are we talking to Christopher Walken now when he was young? Because he looks dead now.

SPEAKER_03 51:35

Yeah, but I'm not sure like that. Where's the Steven one? I can't.

SPEAKER_01 51:39

Yeah, I'll I'll show you. I'll show you his photo.

SPEAKER_03 51:45

Oh any other pictures of him?

SPEAKER_00 51:49

So what's he been in?

SPEAKER_03 51:53

Is he the one with the dark hair?

SPEAKER_00 51:55

He's been he's been Carl in Fargo. He's been Rockhound in Armageddon. And he's been Donnie in The Big Labruski.

SPEAKER_03 52:07

He's been in lots.

SPEAKER_00 52:09

He's been Mr. Pink in Reservoir Dogs.

SPEAKER_03 52:12

No, I think I'd go with the other one. Chris for Walking. Yeah. Really? Yeah, yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_00 52:16

These are both going that guy.

SPEAKER_01 52:18

Yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_00 52:19

Wow. Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 52:20

Who would you do? Definitely.

SPEAKER_00 52:22

Me. Yeah. I'd probably go this way. I'd go this guy because he looks a bit crazy and I love my men crazy. You do. I feel like he would like at me and just like his ugliness wouldn't matter because he would just destroy me.

SPEAKER_01 52:36

Okay.

SPEAKER_00 52:37

And I'm all about that.

SPEAKER_01 52:39

Okay.

SPEAKER_00 52:40

And there's the there's the ADHD dopamine hit. Yeah. No, no, I've got another. So do not. Too bad. Um, I did show you her before. I did show you her before and she's gone, so it sucks. Yep. But I want to talk about the beautiful Susan Boyle. Oh, yes, yes.

SPEAKER_01 53:01

Okay. Alright. Yep.

SPEAKER_00 53:04

And Anne Ramsey. Who's Ann Ramsey?

SPEAKER_01 53:07

Um, yeah. No. I'm going, I'm gonna bang Susan. Because at least she can serenade me as as we're going. That looks like someone we'd over the club.

SPEAKER_00 53:18

Oh, Gertrude.

SPEAKER_01 53:20

Dante.

SPEAKER_00 53:21

Dunty.

SPEAKER_01 53:22

Do you want coffee? Oh, Caroline Coffee. Caroline.

SPEAKER_00 53:27

I don't know who that is. It does.

SPEAKER_01 53:29

It actually does. Oh my gosh. Oh, she's not a nice lady. She's a hoarder. Are you socking the girl from the club? No. No, I'm definitely I'm banging Susan. I'm banging Susan. Fuck yeah. Yeah, give it to me so she can sing to me.

unknown 53:45

Why?

SPEAKER_03 53:46

She can sing. Look, I mean. Look it's not at that.

SPEAKER_00 53:49

Look at that. I'm sure she's a lovely lady. Susan Boyle isn't much better than that.

SPEAKER_01 53:55

No, no, but No, I'm with Matthew. I'm with Matt. At least you'd slumber on your dick properly. I've got another. No! One more.

SPEAKER_00 54:02

Oh my god. Scomo or Albow.

SPEAKER_01 54:05

Okay, alright.

SPEAKER_00 54:07

Scomo or Albow. What are you doing? Are you doing the Ingleburn? I've been sick. Are we talking about the Ingleburn poopmaster?

SPEAKER_03 54:14

Are we talking about I'm gonna say I'm gonna go Scobourn? The only reason being because it's more right than left. I can't stand the fucking left. So that's my only reason for it. I'm not talking about conversation.

SPEAKER_00 54:24

We're not getting into politics here.

SPEAKER_03 54:26

Well you are when you get into them two.

SPEAKER_01 54:28

We know.

SPEAKER_00 54:28

We're gonna talk about who is gonna give you the most satisfaction.

SPEAKER_01 54:33

I'm going Albo, right? Really? Just cause I I just think he's less unattractive. I can't even remember what he looks like. Scomo. Albo. I know what Scomo looks like. Look, If I'm a horribly attractive man. He's not a horribly out of attractive.

SPEAKER_00 54:49

No, he's not. But Albo, I think But he did shit himself at Engleburn McDonald's. And that's all I can think about.

SPEAKER_01 54:54

I know people that have shot himself before, and it's not an issue for me. That's a private joke, sorry.

SPEAKER_00 55:02

Yeah, I'm sure that person didn't shit themselves at the public McDonald's.

SPEAKER_01 55:06

Well, who says it never happened anyway? Um what the fuck? Well, you know, it's on the side.

SPEAKER_00 55:12

It's dropping. Help me. Oh, there we go. Thank you. Oh my god. Um Dave, is it you said SCOMO.

SPEAKER_01 55:21

SCOMO, yeah.

SPEAKER_00 55:21

I'm gonna have to side with Dave and go SCOMO.

SPEAKER_01 55:23

Okay, you two can go why? In a three-way.

SPEAKER_00 55:26

Do you know why?

SPEAKER_01 55:27

Why?

SPEAKER_00 55:27

Because I feel like Albo, like, I'll be rooting I would be have making love to him and he would start crying or something.

SPEAKER_01 55:36

Oh, both of them would cry after they came.

SPEAKER_03 55:39

No, SCOM would be came. No, no, I think. They both cry after they came. They're both gonna be calling. SCOMO would just get up and go to go to the city. They're both gonna be completely horrible. Have you ever cried after you came?

SPEAKER_00 55:49

No, but I think I've cried during from intense pleasure. Okay. But that's another story. I think I would go Scomo. They're both gonna be shit. But I'm not I think Albo's gonna be too soft and sensitive for me, and I think he's probably gonna cry halfway through. Where Scomo, like, he's not gonna be great, but I think he'll just go like a little jackrabbit.

SPEAKER_01 56:11

Okay. You know what I mean? Alright, okay. Alright, so I've got a boy. I got boys for you, right? Yeah. And these two are like um uh Jim Carrey, right? And Rowan Atkins.

unknown 56:27

Mr.

SPEAKER_01 56:27

P.

SPEAKER_03 56:28

Jim Carrey, Jim Carrey. Yeah, Jim Carrey.

SPEAKER_01 56:30

Really?

SPEAKER_00 56:30

Yeah, 100%. Well, would you do Rowan? Yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_01 56:34

I can't stand Jim Carrey so much. I don't like Jim Carrey. I hate him.

SPEAKER_00 56:38

I'm all about people with multiple personalities, so damaged. I'll be like, I'm so damaged. I'll be like, fucking give it to me.

SPEAKER_01 56:45

Put that mask back on.

SPEAKER_00 56:46

Who are we today, baby?

SPEAKER_01 56:48

Alright, okay. Who would you go with? Alright. I I I'd definitely go with fucking Mr. Bean. Would you? Yeah, 100%. He can be flexible as fuck.

SPEAKER_00 56:55

Fuck him in that little red carry house.

SPEAKER_01 56:57

With a teddy bear. Yes, I would.

SPEAKER_00 56:59

No, I would actually seriously fuck um if I was evil. Jim Carrey, yeah.

SPEAKER_03 57:04

Oh, then do you? Oh, Johnny.

SPEAKER_00 57:06

Yeah, no, I I think I would, and I'd ask him to play every character he's ever played. Ugh.

SPEAKER_03 57:12

I think he's funny at all.

SPEAKER_01 57:14

Okay, alright, okay. So women. Women, women, women, alright. Well kind of, alright. Um who are you giving it to? I'm giving you both of you. Rosie O'Donnell. Right? The one you know who Rosie O'Donnell is?

SPEAKER_00 57:30

Roseanne.

SPEAKER_01 57:31

No. No. And that's my other choice. Roseanne. And Roseanne. Roseanne.

SPEAKER_00 57:36

Rosie O'Donnell. Yeah, they're very good.

SPEAKER_03 57:39

Roseanne. Definitely.

SPEAKER_01 57:41

Yeah, Roseanne Barr, yeah.

SPEAKER_03 57:43

Yeah, yeah. Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 57:46

Really?

SPEAKER_01 57:46

At least she'd know a way to eat a pussy.

SPEAKER_00 57:48

Yeah, she would, and I reckon she'll just strap it on and go me hard. Yeah, and I could probably shut my eyes and just like up with that.

SPEAKER_01 57:57

Okay. Alright. Alright. So who are you doing? Roseanne. Oh, Roseanne Barr. You two are? Oh God, okay. Who are you? Alright. I'm doing Rosie O'Donnell. Just because she's probably got more masculine energy. She's probably butchered than me. Alright, alright. One more. I've got one more. Alright. Now. Alright, need you. Who is it? Alright. Santa Claus or the Easter Bunny?

SPEAKER_00 58:22

Santa Claus.

SPEAKER_01 58:23

Really? I love dirty odd men.

SPEAKER_03 58:26

But the rabbit could fuck like non-stop.

SPEAKER_00 58:28

I love dirty odd men.

SPEAKER_03 58:29

Yeah, but it's an animal's bestiality, so the Santa Claus. You'd vote on Santa Claus. Yeah, something is that. Yeah. Okay.

SPEAKER_00 58:36

Alright.

SPEAKER_03 58:36

See, I've got I've got one.

SPEAKER_00 58:37

What about I can sit on his lap and tell him how naughty I've been this year.

SPEAKER_03 58:41

What about the home for that? What about Gollum from Lord of the Rings? Yeah. Or Dobby from Harry Potter. Harry Potty?

SPEAKER_00 58:49

No, Gollum. Gollum? Yeah, because I love Dobby. He's too cute.

SPEAKER_01 58:53

I don't know. I'd feel like. What a Dobby looks like. Oh. He's more of a big thing.

SPEAKER_00 58:58

How do you not know Dobby?

SPEAKER_01 58:59

I don't do fucking Lord of the Rings or any shit.

SPEAKER_00 59:02

Dobby, yeah, Gollum, because Gollum's more, I feel like.

SPEAKER_03 59:05

You would fuck Gollum.

SPEAKER_00 59:06

Over Dobby, yeah, because I feel like Dobby's like this cute little thing.

SPEAKER_01 59:10

Oh, Dobby is kind of cute. I'd fuck Dobby. Yeah, I don't think I would fuck Dobby. I'd fuck Dobby, yeah.

SPEAKER_00 59:15

I'd fuck Gollum because I'd feel like I'd fuck I f I would feel like I'm violating Dobby.

SPEAKER_01 59:19

No, he could violate me with that nose. Definitely, definitely. Okay.

SPEAKER_03 59:25

What about um Vincent Chilvalli?

SPEAKER_00 59:28

Who's that?

SPEAKER_01 59:29

Is that you?

SPEAKER_00 59:30

I mean I have to Google.

SPEAKER_01 59:32

Okay. Let me see if he's on my list because I'm not fucking spelling that.

SPEAKER_03 59:36

So Chilvalli is S-H-I-A-V-E-L-L-I.

SPEAKER_01 59:40

Should have these pictures ready for us. Vincent?

SPEAKER_00 59:45

Keep going.

SPEAKER_03 59:47

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 59:48

Oh, Jesus Christ.

SPEAKER_03 59:50

Or Pete Burns. The late Pete Burns.

SPEAKER_00 59:53

Fuck me, what is that?

SPEAKER_03 59:56

Oh.

SPEAKER_00 59:56

Matt, what is that? What is that? What is that?

SPEAKER_01 1:00:02

Um, I don't mind him in his early years. Oh, I know him. Okay. Who's the other? Pete Burns. Pete Burns. Okay. Um, I'm going to choose Pete Burns. Just because he's kind of cool. He's cool. He's dead now. Oh, Pete Burns is a Yeah, he was the guy from Dead or Alive.

SPEAKER_00 1:00:25

No, I don't know what Dead or Alive is, but is Pete Burns a girl or a boy? No, he was something.

SPEAKER_01 1:00:30

He was non-binary. He was a man, but he turned into a woman. He was non-binary.

SPEAKER_00 1:00:34

Non-binary.

SPEAKER_01 1:00:35

Yes. Yeah, when he passed, he was non-binary. Um, so yeah, but he at least he's cool. At least he's cool. He sang, you spring me right round, baby. Right round. Yeah. Yeah, go on pizza.

SPEAKER_00 1:00:48

I reckon he would fuck me like a beast. Yeah. Okay.

SPEAKER_03 1:00:52

And the other one I got is Donatello Versace again and Tilda Swinton.

SPEAKER_01 1:00:57

Tilda Swinton. She's mascot. She's like, she's um, she's a very good actress or actor or whatever her name is. Um looks like this.

SPEAKER_00 1:01:08

Oh, Tilda. I know who she is. Yeah, I'm going Tilda. I'll go Tilda.

SPEAKER_01 1:01:12

I'm going Tilda. She looks like a twink.

SPEAKER_00 1:01:15

Like, I just feel like she looks like a boy, so it's easier for me. Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 1:01:19

Correct.

SPEAKER_02 1:01:19

There you go. Correct.

SPEAKER_00 1:01:20

I have one more.

SPEAKER_01 1:01:21

Oh god.

SPEAKER_00 1:01:23

Ron Perlman.

SPEAKER_01 1:01:24

Okay.

SPEAKER_00 1:01:25

You know Ron Pearlman. He's hard to think what he looks like though. And or Danny DeVito.

SPEAKER_01 1:01:31

Oh fucking. Oh, I like me a bit of Danny. Do you? No. Oh, okay. Ron Perlman.

SPEAKER_03 1:01:38

Oh, Pearlman or Mrs. Pillman.

unknown 1:01:40

No.

SPEAKER_01 1:01:40

Ron Perlman. Yeah, he looks like that guy, Dave. I think he was in Star Trek and all the time.

SPEAKER_00 1:01:46

Would you do him over Danny? Yeah, yeah. Yeah, probably. I'll probably let Danny climb me like a tree.

SPEAKER_01 1:01:51

Especially as when he was playing that big red guy in that movie.

SPEAKER_03 1:01:56

He was the beast in the book.

SPEAKER_01 1:01:57

Yeah, he was the beast in Hellboy. When he was Hellboy as well.

SPEAKER_03 1:02:00

I thought there's some good pictures of it. Oh, was he? Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 1:02:02

Oh, I didn't know. Yeah. In Hellboy, he could rail me hard. Really?

SPEAKER_03 1:02:06

That's a good picture of me.

SPEAKER_01 1:02:07

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 1:02:07

Oh my god, I didn't even recognise him from Sons of Anarchy. Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 1:02:11

Yeah. Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 1:02:12

Yeah, but it yeah.

SPEAKER_01 1:02:13

Yeah, so he could rail me hard.

SPEAKER_00 1:02:15

Can I ask one last question? Cardi B or Megan the Stallion?

SPEAKER_03 1:02:18

Oh mmm. Nothing to do with Cardi B for me, thank you. Oh, I don't know. They're both sexy women.

SPEAKER_00 1:02:23

Fuck off.

SPEAKER_01 1:02:24

No, they're hot.

SPEAKER_00 1:02:25

They are very beautiful.

SPEAKER_01 1:02:26

I know you don't like them, but.

SPEAKER_00 1:02:28

What have you got against we need to have this debate? What have you got against my girl? Let's answer our questions, sorry.

SPEAKER_01 1:02:33

I'm going with Cardi. Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 1:02:35

It's a hard, it's a hard one for the girl. Because again, she knows how to fuck. That girl's been a hooker. But Megan's got these long legs and this.

SPEAKER_01 1:02:43

But she'd been a hooker. She knows how to fuck.

SPEAKER_00 1:02:46

No, well, she's.

SPEAKER_01 1:02:47

Yes, she has.

SPEAKER_00 1:02:48

Yeah, no, I think I'd have to go Megan.

SPEAKER_01 1:02:50

No, I'm going Cardi.

SPEAKER_00 1:02:52

But I love Cardi. So it's a really hard choice for me.

SPEAKER_01 1:02:56

But you got Megan the stuff. Why?

SPEAKER_00 1:02:57

What are you hanging about? She's very pretty. Aaron likes Cardi.

SPEAKER_03 1:03:01

You even enjoyed her and drag race. Yeah, but I just don't like her as a personality. It's a personality I don't like. I think she's she's too much for Dave.

SPEAKER_01 1:03:11

Yeah, she's just extra.

SPEAKER_00 1:03:13

He likes me though. Does he?

SPEAKER_03 1:03:16

I just nah. She's one of those people that do you know that get under your skin and you think I don't fucking like you because you just fucking really fucking make my skin creep, cratch, and whatever else it will be. That's a bit judgmental. I know, but what I'm saying, that's what she does to me. I mean, I don't know, she I she could be a very nice person.

SPEAKER_01 1:03:33

All right, so he's going with Megan. Yes. He's going with Megan. Let's

Farewell And How To Contact Us

SPEAKER_01 1:03:37

go with that. Alright, well, that's another episode. It was going to be a short one. Turned out it wasn't after all. Um, alright.

SPEAKER_00 1:03:45

Thanks for having me, bitches. You're welcome.

SPEAKER_01 1:03:47

You're welcome, but we're not doing another one.

SPEAKER_03 1:03:48

Shuck any oysters. We've made the most of you tonight, aren't we, George? I'm definitely gonna shuck some oysters.

SPEAKER_01 1:03:53

You look tired, you look tired. I'll shuck those oysters. Yeah, indeedy. Alrighty. Um, so I've been Matt. I've been Dave. I think. And I'm Miami Bitches. Okay, bye. Bye. Welcome to Fully Grown Homos, a podcast about our adventures as fully grown homos navigating today's world full of inquisitive friends' questions about gay life and the unexplored activities of a life lived as fully grown homos.

SPEAKER_03 1:04:23

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SPEAKER_01 1:05:00

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