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First Impressions - Were we right
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Your first impression feels like a fact, until it isn’t. We start with absolute chaos, the kind where a single text thread can jump from oranges to milk to margaritas, then land on a surprisingly real question: do first impressions actually last, or do they just tell you what mood you were in that day?
With Miami back on the mic, we roll through weekly wrap highs and lows, including house-selling stress, the “Bunnings straight show”, and the very Australian pressure cooker of kids sport on the weekend. Miami also shares the canteen duty panic that hits at 3am, plus the awkward feeling of wanting to do the right thing for your kid while your brain runs through every possible mistake.
Then we get into the main event: our first impressions of each other. One of us comes across like a prick at work until a feather duster, a dumb joke, and a bit of warmth change everything. Another connection starts in a queer space as pure physical attraction, then flips into hours of conversation, boundaries, and the kind of instant ease you don’t expect. We also talk honestly about jealousy, protecting your friendships, and what it looks like when you finally meet “the other person” you’ve heard so much about.
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Welcome Back And Meet Miami
SPEAKER_03Welcome to Fully Grown Himos, a podcast about our adventures as Fully Grown Hymos navigating today's world full of inquisitive friends' questions about gay life and the unexplored activities of a life lived as fully grown homos.
SPEAKER_01We'll discuss the gay 101s, sex, sexuality, and topics we don't even know yet, as we want your input into what you want to hear. Nothing is off limit, so email us on the fully grown homospodcast at gmail.com or message any of our socials, Fully Grown Homos Podcast.
SPEAKER_03Good afternoon, Matt. It's Saturday. Saturday, night. And you're not working. Yay! Yay, I'm not working, even though I just keep getting messages from work, and I'm just about to tell them to fuck off, it's my day off. Absolutely. Yeah, because it's stupid shit as well that doesn't need to be entered. So no, I'm not answering anymore. Um so yeah, um we're doing this today for a reason, aren't we? We are because I get this is my first three-day weekend. It is? Yeah, and which is really cool.
SPEAKER_01And we got a visitor. We got a visitor.
SPEAKER_02Haven't we? Who we got? Well, we'll let them introduce themselves, shall we? Well, do we yeah we do. That's right, we do this part. Do we do no I do this, don't I?
SPEAKER_04I don't give a fuck because I'm in Miami. Bitch, yeah, I'm in Miami. Bitch, because I'm in Miami. Bitch, oh honey, I'm in Miami. Bitch.
SPEAKER_03Hey, welcome back!
SPEAKER_00Hey guys, how are you?
SPEAKER_03We're very well.
SPEAKER_01Very well. Very well. It was good to see you too.
SPEAKER_00Thank you.
SPEAKER_01Dave's super excited. I've been looking forward to doing this today after yesterday's uh shenanigans
Text Chaos And ADHD Tangents
SPEAKER_01online.
SPEAKER_00We're shenanigans.
SPEAKER_03You mean we've been chatting a little bit online because you do? Because we yeah, because that's what we do occasionally. And um it was unhinged yesterday, to say the least. You were sending through Well, let's take it back to a couple of weeks ago when Dave started getting a bit jealous and thought you were trying to steal me.
SPEAKER_00Oh, I know. Right. Fuck off, Dave. Seriously. Yeah, because um He was mine first, and then you fucking just like weasel your way in and then try to say that I'm trying to steal him.
SPEAKER_03So Miami was um sending all these pictures through about a great idea for a podcast that she wants to run, and it had Miami and that, um, which again I'm the star.
SPEAKER_00Um for a reason.
SPEAKER_03Which was funny as fuck, but but she was sending them through at some stupid o'clock in the morning. So when she was awake and her ADHD was firing. Hyper focus.
SPEAKER_00I w I literally work best between I think 9 and 2 a.m.
SPEAKER_03Yep. Then you have a pause for an hour and then you get back into it again. She's back up at 3. Yeah. Um, but yeah, so she was sending through all these images and they were really cool and some really great ideas. Um, really great ideas and stuff like that as well. So we decided we're gonna steal some of them and utilize some of those for but in all honesty, a podcast without feeling jealous or anything like that, you know.
SPEAKER_01I genuinely believe that had you done that in the past or had you had the time to be famous by now. You you two have got such a good rapport, and I love you both for doing it, and you make me smile all the time for it, right? Oh yes, but today's topic is going to be about you two mainly because of the way the conversation was yesterday on text. But going back to your part where you went back a full couple of weeks ago, um, nothing changes for me. I mean, when I hear you in person together or in text, it just makes me laugh so much because you go off on tangents and tangents and tangents and tangents, and I don't know where the top is gonna end. No one does start. No one does.
SPEAKER_00He says tangents, we say conversations, yeah, and this is it.
SPEAKER_03We have multiple them. Like, Miami just made Dave read our text chain just between me and Miami. Um, and he looked really confused and he gave up, he's handed the phone back and he said, I can't follow. I said, Neither can we, but somehow we get to an answer, or we never get to an answer, or something like that.
SPEAKER_00Oh, we forget about it and then remember next week. We're like, Oh, remember? That's what I meant to tell you. Yeah, yeah, correct.
SPEAKER_01And then even then, you'll change the topic by four times.
SPEAKER_03But I also do the same thing with my own brain. I was discovering, and I don't even remember which one of you I was talking to, but I decided that I needed to, I definitely needed to get fuel because I was empty, right? But I was driving to the petrol shop and I remembered that I want I was telling you, was I? Uh yeah. Uh telling Dave. And I remembered that I needed Pepsi Max, but I wanted to check the Woolies app to find out whether I went to Woolies to get Pepsi Max or whether I picked it up from Audi, depending on the price, right? Because I'm not overpaying for Pepsi Max. Times are tough. Times are tough. You have no idea. Um I kind of have to start selling you for my OnlyFans.
SPEAKER_04Oh my god, feet pictures. Let's do it. No, no, no. Somebody else suggested that. Let's no, we'll get to that.
SPEAKER_03Wait. I'm really. So anyway, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. My Pepsi Max, right? I just I don't needed fuel. So I got in the car and I was driving along, and I think it was you that actually called me, right? And then I got distracted because you called me, started asking me a fucking question about oranges, then your phone dropped out, and then so I didn't get to actually open up the Woolies app. And then I forgot what I was actually doing, and then I thought to myself, I know I was checking something, but I can't remember what I was checking. But then I was driving and and I couldn't remember, right, what I was supposed to check. So then I got in the got to the fuel station, filled up my car, completely forgot that I was even thinking of something at all. Got back in the car and thought, oh fuck, that's right. I wanted to check the Woolies app for Pepsi Max. So drove along, consequently, going Pepsi Max, Pepsi Max, Pepsi Max. This segment is not sponsored, by the way. Um I kept saying it over and over and over, right? Until I parked in Audi, where I was then going to get my phone out and check for Woolies to set the prize.
SPEAKER_04I I've lost my cell.
SPEAKER_00Can we get to the point?
SPEAKER_04I've got into Audi and I completely forgot until I literally walked past Pepsi Max and then I went, oh shit, that's right. Oh, that's when you did your whole 1020 shop versus me.
SPEAKER_00I rang you an hour later and just got an out.
SPEAKER_04No, but you were.
SPEAKER_00Because he was confusing me. I was talking about belly buttons.
SPEAKER_03Naval oranges. I was talking about navels, not belly buttons.
SPEAKER_00You said navel, and I was like, What the fuck?
SPEAKER_02What are you talking about?
SPEAKER_01Well, the conversation we had yesterday was about oranges, and you diverted to milk and butter, and then she said, What about my titties? And I was like, What the fuck?
SPEAKER_00Yeah, it was like I thought he was like saying something.
SPEAKER_03She was talking about something, and and I said, Oh, that reminds me I need milk, right? Which had nothing at all. I just remembered that I needed milk, so I thought if I put it out to the universe, it'll stay in my head somehow. And it didn't. Um, no, it actually did.
SPEAKER_01It made me it made my day.
SPEAKER_03But it was it was quite an interesting conversation. But yeah, welcome back, yes, Miami. Thank you. It's always fun to have you on. It's always fun to have you on. And Blondie's loving having you on because she's like made herself very comfortable on your thick finger. You've actually brought your whole personality with you this time, haven't you?
SPEAKER_00I just needed to be my zones.
SPEAKER_03Well, well, look, before we get into our weekly wrap, I just want to say that this morning when you rang me for something or other.
SPEAKER_00That's your fault, Matt. You didn't.
SPEAKER_03You were on your way somewhere. Yeah. Right? Um, to buy something?
SPEAKER_00Labooo boos.
SPEAKER_03Uh, for some kid that she basically belted, um, right? No. Anyway. Some kid was mean to her child, and so she decided he wasn't getting laboo booster.
SPEAKER_00No, that is not what happened. Okay, you're gonna make me sound like a real fucking baby. No, I'm saying That isn't no, that is the story you made up in your fucking head. Okay, well, this is sweet. Okay, I Ashton I did not have any Okay, yes, the kid did hurt Ashton.
SPEAKER_02Yeah, a little cow.
SPEAKER_00But Ashton was in the shop and wanted to buy laboo-boo's free giblets on his crocs for his little friend when we were there getting a present for the show.
SPEAKER_01This is the one that he didn't like.
SPEAKER_00No, for his little bestie. He's like, Oh, I want to get can I get these? I'm not gonna say his name. He's like, Can I get these? Can I get these for so and so? And I said, Yeah, yeah, yeah, whatever, just like chuck them in because I just want to get in and out.
SPEAKER_03And she had so many other shopping.
SPEAKER_00He gave them to the little boy, his little bestie, and the other child saw and felt a little left out. So I I felt horrible. So no, I didn't intentionally.
SPEAKER_01I would have. Was this after the altercation or before?
SPEAKER_00After.
SPEAKER_01I would have. Oh, yeah, I would have said, fuck you.
SPEAKER_00But then his mum asked me where to get them and stuff. Could he have been? And I was like, Oh, don't worry, I'll get them.
SPEAKER_02Yeah, yeah, yeah. And I went this morning.
SPEAKER_03But you went
Pink Decor And Margarita Plans
SPEAKER_03there via UN. No, she went there and and I said something about, oh, by the way, we've covered your chair, right, in pink leopard print, right, for today's podcast. But we've been making songs for her as well, haven't we? We have, right? And she said, Really, have you? And I went absolutely fucking not. And she said, That's a really good idea though.
SPEAKER_00So anyway, an hour later, here I am at Spotlight, buying some cushions. Some fabric. Some some fabric with the stunning.
SPEAKER_03It's stunning. And your whole setup is anything else. No, your whole setup is really good. You've even got like a pink tablecloth. You've made beautiful coasters for us. Yeah, the coasters are fantastic.
SPEAKER_00Diamontes.
SPEAKER_03Very, very classy. Yeah, it's it's it's fun.
SPEAKER_01I will post a photo of drinking what you're drinking out of a pink cocktail glass. Because that was inspired, because obviously Miami inspired me to make some cocktails yesterday online. Yeah. And then she decided we're gonna have a margarita party tonight. So that made me even more want to have this conversation, you know what I mean? So yeah, it just goes round and round in circles. So we go from oranges to margarita party.
SPEAKER_00Do you remember when we actually started this? Well, what was this? Dave, you meant to keep us on track. What's the whole point?
SPEAKER_03Where do we go back to from the starting our weekly rap direction? Yeah, so we're doing it, we're doing our weekly wrap.
SPEAKER_01So so
Weekly Wrap And House Sale Stress
SPEAKER_01how's your week been, Dave? Well, my week has been as good as it can be, I suppose. The house has had viewings, but no viewings, if that makes sense. It's been on the market for two weeks, and they've had two open houses and I've had pretty much nobody to. Somebody come and buy this house already. I know, and I'm not sure whether it's because the price or whether it's because the location or whether it's because there's so many things going on at the moment with the weekends, I'm not sure.
SPEAKER_03Yeah.
SPEAKER_01But I'm sure hopefully next week we'll have a bit more interest, I hope. And then yeah. Hopefully it'll sell. Yeah, but it's only been on for two weeks, so I gotta be mindful of that as well.
SPEAKER_00Exactly.
SPEAKER_01Yep. And it was ex-wife's 60th birthday? It was. I didn't go because obviously I was busy and you you were working.
SPEAKER_00You didn't go to her 60th birthday. We're gonna last night. It was last night. Didn't she push a whole fucking baby out for you and you can't even show up for a 60th birthday?
SPEAKER_01Well, the baby the baby went and congratulated her and her friends. He's not a big baby, he's not a baby anymore. No, he's 22. 22.
SPEAKER_02Yeah, yeah.
SPEAKER_01So look, I mean, I I I I did uh I did apologize. Sounded creepy as fuck. I did say, what was that?
SPEAKER_03The way she said 22 sounded creepy as fuck. Yeah, but like she wants to fuck Dave's butt Dave Child.
SPEAKER_00Well, let's just stop for a second. I'm still in my 30s.
SPEAKER_01Yeah. So that means I'm an old cunt.
SPEAKER_00That means like I could be your 22 and I'm in my 30s, so let's just relax for a second.
SPEAKER_03You've seen Adam though, right?
SPEAKER_00No, I haven't.
SPEAKER_03Oh, haven't you? Oh, okay. All right.
SPEAKER_00Can everyone listen to me pour my drink for a second?
SPEAKER_03It sounds like you're taking a leak.
SPEAKER_00No, it's not. That's my drink.
SPEAKER_03It's gone quiet.
SPEAKER_00I know. Yeah.
SPEAKER_03Is that like literally one can in a glass?
SPEAKER_00Yeah, it's a good glass, eh?
SPEAKER_03That's a good glass, yeah. And how many cans have you had so far?
SPEAKER_00I don't know. Stop counting. No. Are you fucking alcohol shaming me, Dave?
SPEAKER_01I'm not alcohol shaming you. I'm just looking how well that's gonna be down your throat in a minute. Yeah. Hey, that's what he said.
SPEAKER_00And he wasn't talking to me. That's what he said. Anyway. So anyway, yeah. So Dave knows how to sweet talk the ladies, see. Yeah, I know, right?
SPEAKER_03The funny thing is, you would think that's sweet talk. Put that down my throat, can't you?
SPEAKER_01Open wide bitch.
SPEAKER_00That is like, here I've got your flowers and roses. Yeah.
SPEAKER_01So, but we also went to the bunning straight show.
SPEAKER_03We did,
Bunnings Crushes And Dating Talk
SPEAKER_03yeah, we went to the bunning straight show.
SPEAKER_00Yeah, about that.
SPEAKER_03Yes. And I didn't know that you liked bunnings.
SPEAKER_00I don't want to hear it.
SPEAKER_03No, next time. It was good. It was good. It was like lots of hot guys there. Always. Oh my god, so many hot guys there. But nice thing is, but I'm disappointed in one thing there. The urinals, they're so small that people feel really awkward standing next to you, so they kind of wait.
SPEAKER_00Are you just saying this because you want Dave to say the word again?
SPEAKER_03Yeah. What word? Urinal. Hey. No, but like, so you literally never get to see anything. There's all those hot guys, and you don't get to see anything because they're just like literally they stand back because the urinals are quite tight. They're like about the size of this desk.
SPEAKER_00You know, most people go in there just to like go to the toilet and relieve themselves.
SPEAKER_03Whatever. Whatever. And most guys go in the urinals just to check out other guys' cocks. Everyone knows that. Um that's a fact.
SPEAKER_01But you won a grinder and it wasn't busy.
SPEAKER_03Yeah, there was literally no one on grinder apart from one um young Asian guy, which he he he tapped me. Um did he?
SPEAKER_00Yeah, but I You got tapped at the budding stream.
SPEAKER_03Not tapped. Tapped means like a tapped. Yeah. Yeah, yeah. But like that's not my thing. He wasn't my style. Why?
SPEAKER_00Was he cute? Young.
SPEAKER_03Asian. Really young.
SPEAKER_00Yeah, but I've never I I've never I've travelled the world, but never to Asia.
SPEAKER_03Yeah, I've been there plenty of times. Asia's good, but men are not so good.
SPEAKER_01Yeah, but no, some of them are. No, I've seen like, you know, they're not they're not they're not for me. They're not my flavour. They're not, yeah, they're not. Not my favourite flavour in the in the packet of chips. I don't mean they're not good in that regard. I mean most Asian guys are really nice people, you know what I mean? I'm not saying that, but but in terms of my your preference? Yeah, my preference is. We're both size queens.
SPEAKER_00If you had to pick a nationality and that was the only nationality you could fuck for the rest of your life, what would it be?
SPEAKER_01I fuck myself. No nationality.
SPEAKER_03And nationality for the rest of your life.
SPEAKER_01Oh, I thought you said that oh right. I thought you meant reference to Asia. No.
SPEAKER_03No, no, if you had to pick nationally Canada.
SPEAKER_00Canada.
SPEAKER_03Canada. Every day, all day. Oh see, I like Irishmen. They're usually got Yeah, they've got some usually decent length and girth, right? And they've got uncut cocks, which is quite. Arab men are big as well. Arab men are b, yeah, but there's some of them are too big. Yeah. And I don't want any. Canada, Canada. Yeah, Canadian. Canadian? Can Canadians? Canadian Canadians. Canadians. Canadians, yeah. Canadians. Okay, that's interesting. Yeah, but like, yeah, I think, yeah, Irish. Um, I look, I love the thought of Colombian kind of like South American guys. I thought you like but they're really girthy.
SPEAKER_01I think you like Swedish Nordic movies.
SPEAKER_03Oh, yeah, that as well.
SPEAKER_00Oh, I've never had one, but I could do me. I could have 20 Vikings, I reckon.
SPEAKER_03Yeah, yeah, give me the whole ship. Valhalla. Yeah. Send me to Valhalla, that's true. So what else have you been up to this week, Dave?
SPEAKER_02Um I can't remember. You tell me. Um, nothing really. Exactly. Um, call out work. Work. I had a call out. Work, work, work, work. Yeah, yeah.
SPEAKER_03I do like Rihanna, yeah. Um, I had a call out at like one o'clock in the morning, so I ended up sort of staying home the next day. Um, which was good. The girls loved it because I was home pretty much all day. And then that was I haven't had an exciting week. Yeah, just work. Just work, nothing.
SPEAKER_01You even went sick on Thursday because you were that bad, didn't you?
SPEAKER_03Yes. Yes, I wasn't well. Um kind of sticky. Um, but it was only half day. Um, but yeah, um, but I'm just trying to think if there was anything else I've done. Housework, not exciting. Washing. I did all the washing on Thursday. You you bought it. You bathed the dogs? You bathed the dogs.
SPEAKER_02I bathed the dogs, I bathed the dogs, I did indeed. Um And you made a right fucking mess of the house.
SPEAKER_03I I fucking broke my back. My back was so sore for ages because I did it in my bathtub. I did I was literally on my knees, washing the always is.
SPEAKER_00Sorry, you did what on your knees in the bathtub?
SPEAKER_03Yeah, wash Chanel and Blondie.
SPEAKER_00Um I put Marshall in the shower.
SPEAKER_03Yeah, I don't think that's probably the better idea.
SPEAKER_00I just struck him in the shower.
SPEAKER_03I'm like, Chanel would break the fucking shower screen.
SPEAKER_01You've seen what she's like, right? When she put jumper on her, she runs a mile.
SPEAKER_03She doesn't like she's like she she's quite precious.
SPEAKER_00She's like fucking two foot long.
SPEAKER_03She's quite precious though. Um I do love that dog. Yeah, yeah, she's adorable. She's my baby. She's my baby. But yeah. My little mummy. So I didn't really do anything, but you had an exciting week. Did I?
Soccer Mum Life And Canteen Panic
SPEAKER_00Yes.
SPEAKER_03Oh, you had canteen duty yesterday. Oh my god, today. Today.
SPEAKER_00And you had I was saving that for pet peeves if we did it, but I might as well just throw it out.
SPEAKER_03Spill, tell us all about your um canteen duty. Because we heard about it.
SPEAKER_00My life has taken a change over the last few weeks.
SPEAKER_03Yeah, you now suck a mum. Suck a mum.
SPEAKER_00I just want to start there.
SPEAKER_03Mm-hmm.
SPEAKER_00I it's it's very sad.
SPEAKER_03Yeah.
SPEAKER_00But I now have sports on a Saturday and Sunday morning at 8 30. Yeah.
SPEAKER_03I'm so glad I didn't have it. Saturday and Sunday.
SPEAKER_00Oh, yes. Oh, fuck that. Not doing tomorrow, though. It's time to trade your kid in. Yeah, technically I'm I'm I'm going tomorrow, but we'll just see. That might be a daddy. I know. Tell me about it. Hang on.
SPEAKER_02When did they start doing sports on a Sunday?
SPEAKER_00Oskick, AFL. You know my husband's AFL crazy. Oh, he's from Melbourne.
SPEAKER_03He's from Melbourne.
SPEAKER_00That's so we are doing soccer on Sat Days. Saturdays? Sat days. And then he's doing Cop can have it out there.
SPEAKER_03Cop always going in.
SPEAKER_00Alright, and then we are doing AFL on Sundays.
SPEAKER_03Okay.
SPEAKER_00So I was like, you know what, I'm gonna be a good mum this week. And there is an amazing mum in the team who I was the only mum I knew prior to joining, and it's a little friend of Ashton's.
SPEAKER_01Um Ashton's son, yeah. Yeah.
SPEAKER_00So his little friend went to school this year, and Ashton's still in daycare. And he plays, so Ashton's joined him and his family are amazing. Like I love them. They're just so down to earth. You know, those people that it's just like no judgment down to earth. Like they're just them people. Yeah. Um and she normally what was the head shake for?
SPEAKER_03No, I just got distracted by my plant.
SPEAKER_00I thought I needed to tape that up properly. Is this motherfucker shaking his head at me? No. No, I just distracted. Let's not digress to progress. Let's just progress. Okay. So and they're amazing. And she normally brings the oranges, the half-time oranges.
SPEAKER_01And the naval oranges.
SPEAKER_00Well, the belly the belly butter ones, whatever that.
SPEAKER_02And for that reason.
SPEAKER_00Her little one's off sick at the moment. So I thought, you know what? I'm gonna I'm gonna be I'm gonna be good soccer mom and I'm gonna like bring these oranges. Mind you, I had to ring Matt because I was like, like, is there a trick to it? Do you have to pull the white stuff? Like, what the fuck do I do here? I don't want to upset any five-year-olds. Anyway, I was like all proud of myself and I got the oranges. As we heard before, I rang Matt just to confirm. And then at eight. And then at like 8 pm, we get a message on the WhatsApp from the coach, and she has let us know that our team's on canteen duty today. And is there any volunteers?
SPEAKER_018 o'clock at night. Yeah. The day before the shock.
SPEAKER_00Yeah. And I'm like, what the actual fuck?
SPEAKER_02Mm-hmm.
SPEAKER_00One.
SPEAKER_03I can't tell you last minute.
SPEAKER_00I don't look like a canteen lady, let's just face it.
SPEAKER_03No. You're more like a milk bar.
SPEAKER_00Exactly. Yeah.
SPEAKER_031950s diamond.
SPEAKER_00I'm serving those fucking milkshakes.
SPEAKER_03Milkshakes. And they bring all the kids to the yard.
SPEAKER_00But anyway, I was like, and and I was waiting, and I said, what? Like, how do we know what to do? Because I'm thinking, like, I've never used a fucking F F machine and this and that. And I'm like starting to panic. And then I was the only one that asked a question. Everyone else was radio silence.
SPEAKER_03Because I knew that if they entered they have to actually meet it.
SPEAKER_00Yeah, and then I was waiting, and I literally waited 45 minutes and no one said anything excited.
SPEAKER_01I did see a couple of replies you had, and they were very quite lame excuses I felt, but you know.
SPEAKER_00I just I was like, okay, I'm gonna do it. So I just put my hand up and I took on for the team and I said, like, silence is golden. I guess I'll do it. And I made a few jokes about like not knowing what I was doing, but they were funny. But anyway, eight o'clock this morning, there I am. Did you have a uniform on? Did you have like awesome? No.
SPEAKER_03Can you get one for next time?
SPEAKER_00Maybe.
SPEAKER_03Become some of the boys' fantasy. Oh, yeah. Could you imagine it? Oh wow.
SPEAKER_00I went and I did canteen.
SPEAKER_03Good double canteen sales.
SPEAKER_00I did my fair share of canteen duty.
SPEAKER_03Very good. I'm very proud of you.
SPEAKER_01Yes. Me too. And did you burn the canteen down? But how were how were you feeling during the time? Because I know you anxiety. Were you pranking inside?
SPEAKER_00I was up at fucking 3 a.m. in the morning. Throwing up. Couldn't sleep. No. Thinking about like the 20 ways I couldn't count coins when I was a kid. Do you know what I mean? You know those nights. You know those nights where you're thinking like about things that happened in your past that really don't matter anymore. But like somehow they're somehow they bring up.
SPEAKER_03So what if what happens if a kid comes back and he's got a red skin and he wanted a milky bar by mistake?
SPEAKER_01Do you do you feel more because obviously being a mother now that your obligation to get things right is more important now? Than if you weren't, if that means if you were in the same situation but it wasn't for like kids' show and you would also do if it wasn't for like Ashy, I would be like, go fuck yourself.
SPEAKER_00That's what I'm saying.
SPEAKER_01You know, you feel you feel because being a mother now that you're there. I don't want to let him tell you.
SPEAKER_00I wouldn't be doing none of that otherwise. I'd be like, no way.
SPEAKER_03What would you be doing? But fucking on a Saturday morning still. Yeah. But yeah. Exactly. Making use of time. That's my week. And then I worked. I worked and I didn't hang on. Did you scream at any kids this week? You know we at soccer.
SPEAKER_00You're an asshole.
SPEAKER_03What happened? Tell me.
SPEAKER_00I get a little loud at soccer.
SPEAKER_03She gets very passionate about everything. Which is good. Which is very good. How old are Ashley's team?
SPEAKER_00The under fives.
SPEAKER_03Go, Miami. She's gonna be one of these mums that you see on the headline.
SPEAKER_00But I can't help it, and it's because, like, look, I love my son. Yeah, he's amazing. Yeah. But I really But you got in trouble off your husband. I thought he was gonna suck, and he doesn't suck. No, he's really good. And I was like, where the fuck did these skills come from? Like his first game, he's scored three tries. Sorry, goals. Yep. Yeah. Anyway, and he's really good. So I'm like, I get real like, go baby, go. And I yell a bit, and I don't mean to. And today I got in trouble. I got yelled at from the husband. Oh, stop yelling. Looks like and then all the other parents looked at me and I was like, oh god.
SPEAKER_03But then you went over at halftime and gave them a good pep talk. I did.
SPEAKER_00I went over to the marshall and official area and gave them a pep talk. Had nothing to do with me and it wasn't my business, but I felt the need.
SPEAKER_01Any opportunities for your coaching to be put out in you?
SPEAKER_05Whoa, easy tiger. I don't want to do that.
SPEAKER_00It's funny. It's funny you say that because guess what I asked for for Mother's Day and I've got Please not a jersey with coach on it. No. What else could I get, Dave? What did I ask for for Mother's Day and got that I'm getting tomorrow? I really wish I had them today. Soccer boots.
SPEAKER_01Nice one. Can you do me a favour?
SPEAKER_00I actually, yeah.
SPEAKER_03So you're hanging up your crocs for soccer boots. I am. Have you got a question? Have you got um Apple TV? Yeah, that's you.
SPEAKER_00I don't think so. Okay.
SPEAKER_03Alright, you need to get Apple TV so you can watch Ted Lasso. Alright.
SPEAKER_00What's Ted Lasso?
SPEAKER_03It's about soccer coaching, right?
SPEAKER_00Oh, okay.
SPEAKER_03It's really good and really inspirational. It's amazing.
SPEAKER_00Is it a is it funny?
SPEAKER_03It's funny as hell. Okay. It's fucking hysterical, right? So yeah, you after watching Ted Lasso, you're gonna become the greatest soccer coach known to be kind. Really? I would be now. Like I would be fantastic.
SPEAKER_00Obviously. I had to hold it in. Like the poor little things were really like they versed a hard team today, and they got the first time I've seen them really disheartened. Oh, did they win? Oh my god, no, they didn't. But they didn't lose that much. Doesn't matter.
SPEAKER_01Winning, losing doesn't matter at that day. If you were to take over the soccer, well, I'm not going to because his coach is lovely. Yeah, but what I'm saying, if there was a position and you took it on, would Hubbby go with you?
SPEAKER_00Oh, 100%. He would. Oh, he's there every day of the week.
SPEAKER_01Would he back you though?
SPEAKER_00He's a massive soccer fan.
SPEAKER_01Awesome.
SPEAKER_00He supports the fucking idea. No, because he's a pom like you. Like you know his dad's a pom.
SPEAKER_01Yes, I know his dad. I didn't know Aram um. What?
SPEAKER_00What did you sorry? Did you think he came from another bossack? No, but I th I thought he was born in Australia and he was like, Well, he is born in Australia, but he's a massive, he's a m massive Tottenham hotspot. Hotspur. Right, yeah. That's who they go for. And they're like massive fanatics.
SPEAKER_01So Well, I didn't know that, obviously. I didn't know that.
SPEAKER_00But I just keep buying Ashton. But that's soccer.
SPEAKER_01This is this is this is NRL, isn't it? He's playing.
SPEAKER_00Tomorrow he's playing AFL.
SPEAKER_01AFL?
SPEAKER_02No. Today was soccer.
SPEAKER_00Today was soccer. Oh, I thought he was playing.
SPEAKER_01I thought he was playing NRL. No. No, soccer. Soccer. Today was soccer.
SPEAKER_00Tomorrow's AFL.
SPEAKER_01I thought because I've seen him, I've seen videos of you showing him playing NRL sort of stuff. No. No.
SPEAKER_00You have the wrong child.
SPEAKER_01No. You posted it.
SPEAKER_00Oh no, it's AFL. You've seen him in the AFL balls and stuff. It's not NRL. That's what you're getting confused. No AFL. I do post him with his AFL. Okay.
SPEAKER_03They tend not to put the tight, tight shorts on the five-year-olds. That's why you got confused.
SPEAKER_00He looks so cute, but anyway.
SPEAKER_03He's a cutie. He's an awesome kid in here.
SPEAKER_00He is a really cute kid, actually. Very, very much.
SPEAKER_03So, okay, so we're gonna hit our first topic.
First Impressions And Do They Last
SPEAKER_02I think we should. And this is brought in by yourself. By Miami.
SPEAKER_01She sent through a thousand because she went down a hole. And I think you you touched on this very briefly in your conversation earlier today with your friends' parents. Remember, you said about them, they're the sort of people that oh yes, I love them instantly. Exactly right. So the topic of conversation we're gonna talk about today.
SPEAKER_00So we're gonna let you intro it and tell us what we're doing. Yeah, go. Well that wasn't the plan.
SPEAKER_03I didn't, well, you know me, I don't really do a plan. Um I don't have a uh an intro for it.
SPEAKER_00Um we are gonna talk about first impressions.
SPEAKER_03Tell me more.
SPEAKER_00So, what we want to do is talk about first impressions and do they last and what our first impressions of each other were.
SPEAKER_03Okay, okay.
SPEAKER_00So we're going to dive into the shallow end of the pool here, guys, and discuss what we actually thought of each other the moment we met and whether those judgments held up or fell apart like cheap eyelashes.
SPEAKER_02Okay. I love that.
SPEAKER_00Mine aren't cheap. I've got eyelashes on at the moment, but they're not cheap.
SPEAKER_03Mine are real and they're fucking sexy. I've got long eyelashes, I gotta say. Everyone compliments me on how many buy eyelashes. So who's coming first?
SPEAKER_00Who's in the hot seat first?
SPEAKER_03I don't know. Who do you want to?
SPEAKER_00Um let's throw Matt in the hot seat.
SPEAKER_03So you want my first impression of Prince?
SPEAKER_00No, no, we're gonna give you our first impression. Okay, when you're in the hot seat, you just have to sit there and take it. Okay, here's my like the fucking bitch you are.
SPEAKER_01But when we do you, you have to remind me when we first met because. Oh, well what's the fucking point? No, but what I'm saying is where we're what we'll work that out.
SPEAKER_05We'll work that out. That's what I'm saying.
SPEAKER_01Because I've I don't know whether it was here or uh we'll work it out.
SPEAKER_00I obviously didn't make much of a first impression.
SPEAKER_04There's my answer.
SPEAKER_00Non non-memorable.
SPEAKER_03No. So alright, let's go. Alright, where did where okay? So what's your first impression of me?
SPEAKER_00Yeah, so my first impression of Matt was Where did we meet?
SPEAKER_01You've known him a lot longer than I have.
SPEAKER_00Oh it was a long time ago now. Yeah, it would have been like oh 17 years, Matt.
SPEAKER_03Maybe. Yeah, easy. No. More? No. No, it would have been 15. About 15.
SPEAKER_00No, because I've been in the office for 15.
SPEAKER_03No.
SPEAKER_00Mm-hmm.
SPEAKER_03I've only been at one and seven.
SPEAKER_00I've been at 23 years.
SPEAKER_03Yeah, I've been at 18 years, 17.
SPEAKER_00Um, I'm telling you now.
SPEAKER_03We met at work.
SPEAKER_00No, well, me and Aaron have been together for 15 years, and I was with the other guy before that. And I ha and I had like my single period. Yeah, you said. So I had my horse age. That was fantastic. Anyway. So your first impression of me. My first impression of you was Was he your boss or were you? Yeah, technically he was the assistant manager. Technically, he was the assistant manager, and I was like a department manager. And he like came over and got introduced, and he had this fucking attitude face on. Like, seriously. And I was like, I was looking at the girls like who the fuck's this guy? Honestly. And I was like, whatever. And then I was like, I'm gonna fucking hate him. And then the next day he came past my department, and he had a oh, what are they called? A feather duster hanging from his back pocket.
SPEAKER_03That's what I do. I cleaned.
SPEAKER_00Because he was coming around and like just dusting everything.
SPEAKER_03The shop was probably fucking filthy. There was a fucking straight man in charge of it.
SPEAKER_00Anyway, and um he had this feather duster and he made a few jokes and this and that. And I was like, I don't mind this guy. Like, I think that like at first, I honestly I had my bit sharp. I was like, go fuck yourself. Who the fuck's this guy? Thinks he's gonna come in here and tell me what to do. Exactly. I was like, you got another thing coming, baby. But by day two, when I saw that feather duster and his little like dusting dance that he did, and you did do a dusting dance.
SPEAKER_03Probably. She'll do it.
SPEAKER_00I was like, mmm, he's growing on me. And then I think the first time we hung out outside of work was when you offered me the tickets to no first thing we got time we got messy was at the Christmas party. Yeah, but didn't we go to Sound of Music before that? I'm pretty sure we did.
SPEAKER_03Really? Maybe.
SPEAKER_00Yeah, I'm pretty sure we did. We did the Sound of Music, remember? Cleo had the spare ticket.
SPEAKER_03Yeah, maybe.
SPEAKER_00And you just offered it to me by chance at work, and I was like, you know what, I'll go.
SPEAKER_03Maybe.
SPEAKER_00And we had we had a bit of fun. But we did get very messy at the Christmas party.
SPEAKER_01Were you working locally? Uh went with Phil. Right, okay. Yeah. And you were okay. So you lived quite close to each other at that point, didn't you? Ish? Yeah. I can't remember.
SPEAKER_00A few in that in that area.
SPEAKER_01In that area, yeah, okay.
SPEAKER_00And that was like our first, and then I think we just started hitting it off, and and then that that was it. Like we just realized. But that's my take on it. So can I ask a question? But no, I did think he was a fucking prick. I was like, who the fuck? But that could have been me just being a bitch. I was like, who the fuck is this guy? Can I ask a question? And he had this look on his face, like, or like, you know, Mr. Serious, Matt. And I was like, I'm fucking coming in, think you're gonna tell me what to do.
SPEAKER_01I'm the boss. What what I'm asking, you know, as the days progressed, right? And your familiarity became more and more sort of like, you know, less threatened or rather, did you get excited about Matt coming into work? Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
SPEAKER_00Yeah. And then how I don't even know how long we did you leave before I left?
SPEAKER_03No, you left, I think.
SPEAKER_00Did I? No, no, no, no, you left. You left because there was someone else there when I left. How did you feel about that?
SPEAKER_01Because he used to try and hit on me. Yeah. Did you feel quite lost without him being there?
SPEAKER_00No, because I think we were still going out like every week. Oh, right. I was like, I was sleeping on his couch by that stage. Wow. After getting dropped home by that hot Colombian remember sneaking in?
SPEAKER_03Probably. Probably. White shirt. Yeah. Oh white shirt, yeah, okay, yeah, yeah. You remember that, yeah. White shirt, big deal. We got girths. Didn't she? Yeah, yeah, huh? Didn't she? No, she wouldn't.
SPEAKER_00She well, he used to just take me out, I reckon, just to use me as bait. Yeah. At that stage.
SPEAKER_03100%. 100%. And like, yeah, and didn't hurt that PJs had like nice urinals. But guys had always had good cocks. Yeah.
SPEAKER_01But yeah. So obviously, as time has progressed, you obviously remained I know I was in a relationship then as well. He was like, I was just looking.
SPEAKER_00Yeah, yeah, he was.
SPEAKER_01Yeah. Well, that's fair enough. But one, but obviously, when Matt left and your relationship continued, was it like um a weekly sort of thing, or was it like did it did did this all No, because meme meme might have always had that friendship where we can go for like talking for a week straight every second of the day to not talking for six months.
SPEAKER_00Yeah, yeah. But then we pick up the phone and it's like we were talking yesterday. And that's the sort of rel I think that's the sort of friendship we've always had. Yeah. Oh I think it's a good thing. But like there's no expectations, there's no, oh my god, he hasn't spoken to me for a couple of weeks.
SPEAKER_01He must be angry at me. Oh god. But to me, because I've only known you for a shorter time, and obviously Matt a little bit longer, um, but the way I see you two from my perspective is almost like a brother's sister relationship. You have such a great rapport for each other. You're there like you know. Oh, we're we're each other's people. Yeah, you are. I mean, and I see that from an amazing perspective.
SPEAKER_00It's like because we're both completely fucking insane.
SPEAKER_01And you are, you have traits that really bond you together, yeah.
SPEAKER_03Right. But we also don't take offence to what the other I mean.
SPEAKER_00This is no, I know the brace is the most horrible thing since I remember the brace, but I just don't care. I give it back to him.
SPEAKER_03She told me I was ugly once.
SPEAKER_00Well, I remember she would never do that. He fat shamed me at the public spa.
SPEAKER_05I didn't fat shame.
SPEAKER_00He fucking did. He fat shamed me. He told me to brace him up the hill. But the thing knowing very well that I was not beating him up the hill.
SPEAKER_01The first time I'd actually heard about you, I'd never met you, obviously, so I can't believe that.
SPEAKER_00You've got to save that, you've got to save that for me in the hot seat.
SPEAKER_01Okay. Alright.
SPEAKER_00Yeah, but it was just a conversation that we had.
SPEAKER_03So hang on, hang on. Yeah, I've got to do him as well. So I'm just trying to think, is there any fault questions that I had? Because like you, yeah, I was because I was in a position of power. No, no, I was in a position of power, so I had to be a bit bossy. I had to be a bit bossy in that.
SPEAKER_00But I think when we really bonded, I don't think that he was ever in a position of power over me, let's face it.
SPEAKER_03Okay, but when we really legit bonded, bonded, I think was the Christmas party that I'd organised up at PJ's. Yeah, yeah. And it was the messiest night. Oh, we're smoking cigars.
SPEAKER_00We're smoking cigars with some sailors.
SPEAKER_03Cigars? Yeah. Yeah, with sailors. Like it was fucking messy. Like we were smashed. And I don't, you know me, I don't get drunk drunk very often. Yeah, we were smashed. I was fucked up, and it was just like I was smoking cigarettes at the back as well. And cigars. I was probably doing E at that time as well. I don't know.
SPEAKER_00Because you know I've always I'm not sure. Yeah, you can't people look at me and like, oh, she must be fucking high as a guy. But I've never touched it.
SPEAKER_03Yeah, I was probably doing E at that point in time as well. Me either. Yeah, yeah. But I definitely used to. Um, haven't done it for a long, long time. No. Um, not off the table, but definitely haven't done it. I don't know if I could recover anymore anyway. Um God be fucked even.
SPEAKER_00All right.
SPEAKER_03But yeah, all right, cool.
SPEAKER_00Cutting it there, because we'll keep going.
SPEAKER_01Yeah.
SPEAKER_00Dave, your first impression of Matt.
SPEAKER_01So
Sauna Meet Cute And Unexpected Connection
SPEAKER_01I've only known Matt for probably about five years. Yeah, remember that.
SPEAKER_00Remember your stitch.
SPEAKER_01Yeah, yeah, yeah. So what's five years? Well, I met Matt at Arrows, which is the SOP, right? Absolutely. Yep. And I remember it was probably it was in the afternoon time. So um obviously I've been there since probably about lunchtime and walking around, and there wasn't a lot of people in there, as say. But there was um, yeah, talent-wise, I mean. Um, but like I've been walking around, and again, it's one of those places that you have to be in the right place at the right time to connect with somebody, or it's gone, the battery's gone. You know, you may never see them again, you may bump into them in future, whatever. But I'd been I'd probably been making out with some other guy, and then that all fizzled out, and then I was walking around, and on the top floor, everybody's naked, you know, they don't have towels and stuff on. So I could see what I was packing. You we had this this section where you walked through from one room into another room, and it was like a big loop. So you go in one walkway and go out the other way, and in between is like the wall has got like bars, like caged bars, so you can see in the opposite room. And I kind of saw Matt in the other room, and he was he was like walking through, and then when I went round, I thought, oh, this guy looks hot, you know. I mean, he's like, you know, I've got to go and just check him out because I think I'd actually seen actually I'd seen Matt come in. I I was in his sauna downstairs and I'd seen him come in and he was getting changed, and he was wearing these like really short white shorts and a and a uh a vest, a singlet. And he had like one doing he had like one wrong, he had like white long socks on with his like his trainers. So he looked pretty hot. I was reeling you in, you know that hey, he had that he had that look, he had the yeah, he had that look, right? And he looked fit as fuck, right? He had his heads and everything else, right? And I thought, okay, keep an eye out for him. Well, I you know, if I see him, obviously, like I said, when you go upstairs, you lose contact with people.
SPEAKER_00But when you s when so when you saw him then and there, yeah, I was like it was purely a sexual. Yeah, it was. You didn't give a fuck like what his name was. No, well I didn't know what his personality was there.
SPEAKER_01He might not have even liked me. I mean, you know, it's one of those things you have to do.
SPEAKER_00I just looked at him and said, That's a man I want to fuck.
SPEAKER_01Yeah, okay. He was interesting enough for me to sort of like follow, if that makes sense. And um, yeah, so eventually we I I walked past him and he was like making out with this fucking hideous. Wasn't making out he was sucking my cock. Yeah, okay.
SPEAKER_00And this this guy was just because like let's face it, you just like wasn't making out with him because I wouldn't have kissed him.
SPEAKER_01Yeah. Well, this this guy was one of the guys that I was trying to do.
SPEAKER_03I will let most people suck my dick.
SPEAKER_00Well, anyway, so we don't have to get into the dirty detail. I mean, we we can, but we don't have to get into it.
SPEAKER_01Explain it to you my my first impressions and stuff. So um so basically this guy was like someone that I was avoiding, and it was like and I was like horrified that this guy was latched onto his cog, and I was like, what the fuck? So luckily for Matt, I walked past, and then Matt realized that there was more out there, so he must have thought, I don't know. So you pushed his head away and you just walked out. No, well I walked over and I stood over and watched, and then before I knew it, Matt was over, like look coming over, and then I don't know whether we stopped making it up or we just started making it out.
SPEAKER_00Stop, stop, stop, stop. I have a question.
SPEAKER_01Yeah, yeah.
SPEAKER_00So when you saw Dave come in, did you just like push that guy's head away?
SPEAKER_01No, well, this would be his take on me anyway.
SPEAKER_00Okay, sorry, I know, I we can't, I know, I see.
SPEAKER_01Yeah, his is gonna be very similar to mine in that regard because it's simple in the familiar for yeah. Okay, um, yeah, so I remember sort of like standing, there was other people in there, so it wasn't just me and Matt, or you know, there's quite a few other people in there. So he'd obviously seen me come in and thought, well, you know, it's the best opportunity I've got. You know, look at these retards around here, these fucking horrible fucking guys. So wow to me, yeah, but for me, he could have been back. No, I'm talking about myself. Oh, okay. No, I'm talking about he's this is what Matt's probably thinking. He saw me coming, oh, he's this is the best opportunity I've got in the bunch of these fucking guys. So he came over and sort of like sort of like I don't know whether we said get on it, you fucking go.
SPEAKER_00Well, I I don't know.
SPEAKER_01Because normally what happens, Nicole, is yes, there's not very much talking usually, right? Um, it's all about um physicality, physicality, right? Yeah, touching and before you know it, you can make out and everything else, right? So I'm pretty sure that we had um you know, just start making out, and then before we know it, we we are fucking or whatever we're doing, right?
SPEAKER_00So get to the talking part, yeah. So because we know you were fucking fucking maniac.
SPEAKER_01We'd obviously gone to a room, and I think we went to a room on our own, and then we came back out again, and we decided that we would just lay down.
SPEAKER_00Yeah.
SPEAKER_01And we laid down and we sat down. It was because normally you don't do that, right? Normally you carry Matt was. But this this this conversation we had lasted for three hours. Yeah, we just chatted. We just lay there talking about anything and everything, so there was like that instant. It was a nice connection, but it was like something that you don't normally get from people when you go there. People don't make the effort to talk, people don't make the effort to have that conversation with you, and it was just such a nice feeling. So I remember when we were leaving, Matt asked if he could get my number, which normally people don't normally ask, they normally just go. So I gave it to him, but I didn't want to pursue him because obviously I knew that he was he'd already told me he was in a relationship where he was married and everything else. So for me, that was fine. I mean, you know, I just thought they came to friendship and everything else, and I didn't I didn't contact him, but Matt contacted me.
SPEAKER_03We were in an open relationship at that time, yeah. But yeah, just to clarify, yes.
SPEAKER_00I'm all I'm a I'm across that.
SPEAKER_01I'm not allowed to sort of person that would never fucker, but I'm listening. But I'm the sort of person that would never sort of like break anybody up anyway. So, you know, for me, that's why I said I didn't contact him because it was something that you know it's not for me to do. If I bumped into him again, that would be great, but it wasn't going to be someone that I was gonna sort of like, you know, run run run after and sort of like break up a relationship or whatever. But there was enough interest there in Matt, the conversation we'd had, and it was just so who reached out to him first. So I think Matt just texted me and said, Oh, it was good meeting you. The general chick touched just very, very general.
SPEAKER_00He threw the line, Dave. He did threw the line.
SPEAKER_01And he bit. And then you bid the line. Then I met then I met his. Husband the following week. Wrapped yourself in it. But I met his husband the following week.
SPEAKER_00Oh, that must have been.
SPEAKER_01And I didn't know until he told me who he was. That was a delight, wasn't it? Yes, it was. Very delightful. And yeah, and then basically we just then text each other back and forth. There wasn't, I think we didn't meet for a while after that, maybe a couple of weeks. And then we just met up for a drink, I think it was. It wasn't sort of like we arranged to go and have sex. It was it was like, but I think we all met up. We met all together, yeah. We went, we went to we went to to Paramount to the for the festival. So I said to him, because his ex was of um Asian background, right?
SPEAKER_00Well not yeah, Indian.
SPEAKER_01Indian, yeah, Asian background.
SPEAKER_00Me and me and Matt went through a stage. We both had Indian for a while. We did like the Indian lover for a while.
SPEAKER_01Okay. But anyway, so we I had friends that I introduced um to Matt and his ex, and basically we we had a great time and we just kept in contact, and then as the time went by, we just we just met more and more. Nothing.
SPEAKER_03Right, so we were doing first impressions, we're not doing forever impressions.
SPEAKER_01But what I'm saying, but what I'm saying is my first impression of you Chronicles.
SPEAKER_00Well, so was he an asshole or not?
SPEAKER_01No, not at all. No, not at all. He was some someone that I felt very. I I felt very engaged by him.
SPEAKER_00But I f I sort of feel like your first impression of him and my first impression of him is different because of course it is. Mine was like social. Yeah, but mine was like a natural first impression. Where yours was like he's gonna tell you whatever the hell you want to hear, Dave, to give you on that dick. Right.
SPEAKER_01But I have to say, that first impression hasn't changed. No, it hasn't changed.
SPEAKER_00Where for me it did, because I was like, Fucking who is this guy?
SPEAKER_03Still just want him on my dick.
SPEAKER_00Who does he want to like come in here and tell me what the fuck to do? Who do you think you are? Like, look at me.
SPEAKER_03Yeah, yeah. So all in all, I'm an awesome guy. Yeah, mine changed. I was like, I love him. I'm a um, yeah, I know, but um, I'm just like, isn't he?
SPEAKER_00So your first impression was right, sometimes and my first impression was wrong.
SPEAKER_01Well, not wrong. Just second guess yourself.
SPEAKER_00Yeah. Okay, all right, hot seat. Dave, you're in the hot seat. I'm in the hot seat. Matt, first impression of Dave, and we don't need the two-hour story.
SPEAKER_03Well, you've got it from me anyway. We've already got it. So basically, yeah, same story basically went. Um, but again, I thought he was a genuine human, yeah, right, that actually didn't mind a conversation. And as we know, because we've got, I think, close to 80 episodes, he quite does like a conversation or two. And anyone that knows that on my first impression. Everyone that knows him knows that he actually loves a conversation. Um, and even people that don't know him knows that he loves a conversation and you can't get away sometimes. This is true. Um, but um, he was a genuine person, and look, I think my first impression was that yeah, there's a better option to get my dick sucked um to the guy that was currently doing it.
SPEAKER_00Um doesn't that make you feel special, Dave?
SPEAKER_03No, he was definitely a better option. I didn't say he was just another option. Yeah, he did. He got some skills less than. I didn't realize he with a throat go. Guys out there, if you want your dick sucked by a professional.
SPEAKER_00But do you know what I've realized?
SPEAKER_03Dave's your man.
SPEAKER_00So go fuck yourself. Because when Dave sucked my finger that day, that's exactly I do the same sucking. It's not the same. It is you don't even know.
SPEAKER_03I've told you what to do, right?
SPEAKER_00I do the same sucking and tongue thing. I told you Aaron. Trust nah.
SPEAKER_03We're gonna take we're gonna take Aaron to the new place in Penruth. No, you're not taking to the beat burst where you blindfold him. No, we're taking him for flamingos, right? We're already told um Brittany as well. We're taking Aaron and and John, um Justin, Aaron and Justin to um to Flamingos in Penrith, right? They're going on the other side of the glory hole, and we're gonna do a suck and see.
SPEAKER_00Um Well, let me just tell you, by the technique that Dayton's me, Aaron would have a hard time telling us apart.
SPEAKER_03Okay, alright. Well, I'd be he'd be happy with my skills.
SPEAKER_00Um just step to the side.
SPEAKER_03Anyway, you got nothing. Anyway, sorry, back to what we're talking about. So, yeah, so my first impression of him was that he was a genuine nice guy, right? Um did that hold up?
SPEAKER_00Yeah, it's there any time where you're like, maybe not. Maybe this guy's like not really what I thought he was.
SPEAKER_03Not really, honestly. Um, most of the time he's actually just been a nice guy. And I've been up front with him from day one and vice versa, and said, look, I'm if you're after a relationship at any stage, I'm not your man.
SPEAKER_00We'll touch on that in another episode because I'm gonna throw the questions out that everyone's on me, Phone.
SPEAKER_03No, it's me. It's from Melbourne. I think it's probably Bunnings. And you didn't get your phone on silent. Yeah, it is. It's just one watch.
SPEAKER_00Go fuck yourself because you told me today to make sure ours were on silent.
SPEAKER_03Uh-oh. Is it important? It's all good. No, it's probably um the the woman from Bunnings.
SPEAKER_00Anyway, back to what we're talking about. But yeah, so my first impression we're gonna cover that on another segment because I'm gonna ask you guys on another segment all those questions that everyone throws at you guys that you get sick of.
SPEAKER_03Okay.
SPEAKER_00About your relationship and your friendship.
SPEAKER_03Okay, okay, cool. So, yeah, so my first impression held up exactly as as it was with Dave. Yeah, how about you? What are your thoughts on Dave?
SPEAKER_00My thoughts
Jealousy Fears Then Dinner Bonding
SPEAKER_00on Dave. Alright.
SPEAKER_03Oh god, buckle in Dave.
SPEAKER_00So buckle, yeah, buckle in Dave because no, I I'm not a very like I'm not a possessive friend. Matt has much more possessive other friends. Easy tiger. That like literally sometimes it feels like when you're there with him, he ha they have to piss on him like a fire hydrant to mark their territory. But that's not me.
SPEAKER_03For the record, I'm not into getting pissed on.
SPEAKER_00No. Well, I I wouldn't mind it. Anyway, that's another story. Um as long as it's not my face. Yeah. Anyway, back to where we were going with that, Dave. My first impression was I I'd heard a lot about you. So I'd heard, heard, heard, and I'm like, oh fuck this yeah. Because when um Matt and that thing started their open relationship, he had told me a little bit about you as the time went on and this and that. I was like, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I wasn't too worried. But then I started to get my nose up. I'm not gonna lie, I started to get my nose up a bit. And I was like, I wonder when I'm gonna meet this guy. Anyway, Matt said something about going to Panthers. So Matt moved down here, okay? Into my neighborhood, where I was living, right? And we're what we would have been like what 40 Ks away from each other before that.
SPEAKER_02Yeah.
SPEAKER_00And he moved into my neck of the woods. I was like, oh, this is fantastic, you know. I'm gonna have my my favorite person here so close. And he says, I'm not going to Panthers on Friday night, on Thursday nights. And I'm like, oh my god, I'm gonna come down. I was like so excited, thinking he would be like over the moon, because like let's face it, who doesn't want to hang out with me? But he put the fucking brakes on that hard.
SPEAKER_03Oh, that's when we were doing gay nights.
SPEAKER_00He went for breaks and he said, No, you're not.
SPEAKER_01Oh, with the Steves and the other.
SPEAKER_00Because because like Matt said before, we've always had a very open, like, we don't take offense. Yeah. So like we don't like have to sugarcoat things. So Matt was like, no not. I was like, you know. What the fuck do you mean no I'm not? He's like, no, Thursdays are for the boys. I thought, who the fuck is this prick and what has he done with my friend? So straight away I was like, hmm. Is this is this fucking is it is Dave starting this? Where's his fucking Thursdays are for the boys? Fuck off. But I was like, whatever, I'll let him have it, whatever. And then time went on, and then our first meeting, Dave, just to jog your fucking memory. Wasn't I no, we went to dinner at Penrith RSL Club.
SPEAKER_03Oh, did we? Okay. At the buffet, yeah, we did.
SPEAKER_00We went to you we're going to dinner, and I remember because like Matt's like, we're going at 5 30, and I made a that whole joke about oh my god, fucking grandpa's like 5 30 here at 5 30. But anyway, and then we went and we met for the first time, and I already sort of was like, Who's this who's this man trying to take my my friend like away from me? And I'm not a possessive friend, but I did think that way. And then I'd heard so much about you, and I really did not know what to expect. And the only images, because I didn't have you on any social media, so the only images I had was the fully grown homos podcast, right?
SPEAKER_06Okay, yeah.
SPEAKER_00And I had already got my backup about that because we all know all about the whole me. I just had a podcast with Matt that he didn't want to be part of, and then you know, it was originally you two and some other dude, yeah, yeah, yeah. And I was like, what the fuck is this shit? Like, you know, so my back was up, I'm not gonna lie. I was like a fucking porcupine with a fucking.
SPEAKER_01So he instilled that sort of like sort of like Yeah, he didn't see it.
SPEAKER_00It was Matt's fault.
SPEAKER_01Yeah, yeah, yeah.
SPEAKER_00But then we came in and I met you, and it was just the three of us, and we had dinner at Penrith RSL, and we just I feel like we kicked it. I like to talk a lot.
SPEAKER_03Yep.
SPEAKER_00And you like to talk a lot. So understatement. I didn't know how it was gonna go, but we just I found that we just were like rambling and rambling. Matt didn't do any like much talking at all that whole dinner. Yeah, but you were telling me about you were telling me about naked man camp, and I had so many questions that was the first time I ever heard about naked man camp. And we were just talking for ages, I felt like, and I was like, and then when I left, I was like, no, I like this guy. It's alright. It's like my first impression was so my first impression before I met you was like, go fuck yourself. Yeah, but then when I met you, my first impression was that no, I like him. I like this guy. We can sit and we can talk and we can have a laugh. Matt didn't have too much to say. I think we both outspoke him. I don't think we've got a word in, but no, I was like, no, I like him.
SPEAKER_06No, excuse me.
SPEAKER_00I got a good vibe, I got a nice energy, and I was like, no, I like him. So stop being a jealous bitch. So Miami.
SPEAKER_03So, so what you're saying is essentially that you should never trust your first impressions.
SPEAKER_00You shouldn't trust. Well, I suppose I suppose it's hard if you never you should never get your emotions out of check before you meet a person.
SPEAKER_03Oh and you've got so many emotions.
SPEAKER_00I do.
SPEAKER_01See, this is very similar to my house. Unless you come and see it, you're never gonna see what it's like in person. You can see as many pictures as you want and judge it or you can comment, but when you go there and see it for that that what it is, yeah, then you would change your mind. I get what you're saying, yeah. And it's hard because it's like you know, you can talk to somebody and never physically see them, and then it might be a case of oh fuck.
SPEAKER_00And I was just being a jealous fucking bitch.
SPEAKER_01Well, well that's all that's understandable because I mean if if you get that, I mean, now I know your relationship with Matt and how close and stuff you are.
SPEAKER_00He you stop not only did you steal my podcast, but you saw my Thursday nights.
SPEAKER_01And I would have known any of this.
SPEAKER_00So I was like a bit like a fuck you.
SPEAKER_03Has your opinion changed?
SPEAKER_00About what?
SPEAKER_03Dave.
SPEAKER_00No, I love Dave. I love Dave. You know I love Dave. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, I love Dave. Yeah, all right. And I love that we can bitch about you, and it's fucking hilarious. Because I feel like we can get a rant about there's not many people that I can get a rant going about Mad on in front of him.
SPEAKER_03Yeah, in front of me, I know that.
SPEAKER_00I know because even if it was behind his back, I'd still say it to his face. I would never do is we laugh.
SPEAKER_01I know that he called you cunt and all this lot. Oh, yeah, all the stuff. But I I could never do that because I I I value, I I I respect you too much. Oh mine said with respect. No, but I I could never do that because I Yeah, but you're not Australian, so you don't get the word roughly. But also, I know that your report is so different, and it's like you could say anything to each other, and the offense side didn't never be that yes. No, and that's what I've learned over the years, but I still wouldn't feel comfortable calling you a cunt because I don't see you as a cunt, you know what I mean. Thank you.
SPEAKER_00So thank you, Dave.
What Real Friendship Looks Like
SPEAKER_03Well, so so what we're gonna do now, and this is gonna be a surprise to both of you.
SPEAKER_00Oh, am I not in the hot seat now?
SPEAKER_03We're gonna do Miami, so it's not gonna be a surprise, actually, because I'm just looking at the time and full well knowing that we're almost up to an hour, and I've tried to do under an hour. I'm in the hot seat. So we're gonna do Miami's hot seat, and then we can wrap this one because then we're gonna come back a bit later on tonight and do another one as well. We can do that other segment. Yeah, get to it.
SPEAKER_00What the fuck did you think about me?
SPEAKER_03So so when I met you, first impression. Now again, I'm you'd have been four years old, so I'm significantly younger. Yeah, especially then.
SPEAKER_00So I would have been 30. 22. Yep. 22 when that met me.
SPEAKER_03And I thought she was gorgeous, right? Well, she is gorgeous, she and she still is. That has not changed, let's just set the record straight. So she was absolutely stunning, but I thought she was bossy as all fuck, all right? Um, and again, hasn't changed. Has not changed, yes. Right, because again, she is very much a master of her own domain, was good at her job, no one could deny that, right? But you can't tell this bitch what she doesn't know, right? The thing is that if I was to go and say, this is filthy, that's filthy, it'd be like looking at me as if to say, get out of my department, you fucking cunt, right? So the thing is that she already thought she was the queen of the shit, right? And she does know what she's talking about, so I'm not gonna say she doesn't, right? Um, she was probably one of the best deli managers that I'd actually known. Um, but I kind of didn't need to manage her, which kind of spoiled me going forward, because then other people, even people that she trained, I kind of went, well, they know what they're doing. And then I got in trouble because I got caught out because I didn't check and follow up on them. Whereas with her, I with Miami, I didn't need to go and double check that things were done properly because they were done properly. Because she was a taskmaster, right? Now, yeah, we hit it off not nearly as good as me, but anyway. Um, but we hit it off pretty pretty quickly. Um because again, I have a relationship and like Cleo. Yeah, probably that as well. But I was single, I was in a relationship, so I didn't fucking change because you want to fuck your huggers. No, I just want to blow a husband, I don't want to fuck him. Okay, okay.
SPEAKER_00He's always he's been after my seconds, like our whole friendship. Keep going, keep going.
SPEAKER_03Um, but like like I find people that have worked really well with me or for me, right? Like Cleo, she was like one of my best employees and turned into a friend because of it. Like there's people that have actually worked really well for me. Um, because I like a good work ethic.
SPEAKER_00So you're telling me that your friends have to fucking prove themselves.
SPEAKER_03Yes, yes, actually. I like I surround myself with strong people with strong personalities, with people with a good work ethic, right? Because laziness fucking breaks my brain.
SPEAKER_00We all know how that went with your last friends.
SPEAKER_03Shut up. She worked hard.
SPEAKER_00Um talking about Brett and Tony. Yeah, me too!
SPEAKER_03She worked hard, he didn't. He's a lazy cunt because of the flight. She worked hard, like until she decided she was gonna steal.
SPEAKER_06She done stealing.
SPEAKER_03Anyway, so yeah, but um, but like I think my first impression is the same. Like, you know, I thought you were a top chick then. Did you really? Yeah, probably.
SPEAKER_02Um, I would have remembered.
SPEAKER_03We know that I'm getting checked in for Alzheimer's. You're a cunt. We know I'm getting checked in Alzheimer's.
SPEAKER_00I remember you walking past with your feather, fucking duster hanging out of your fucking back pocket.
SPEAKER_03So I'm so we know who's more important to who. No, we know that I'm lucky to remember my own name most days. Alright, seriously. I swear I'm going to Alzheimer's. Alright, well then soon. I'm glad I'm recording.
SPEAKER_00When was the first time you knew you loved me?
SPEAKER_03Oh, probably probably when we got smashed together at some stage. Would have been, I would have gone like I still can't even remember that this is a little bit more.
SPEAKER_00I would have been like, I love you. And it would have just been You know what? He was like, I love you with a dick in his mouth.
SPEAKER_04And it probably would have been just because you were pretty, and I thought, I like pretty things.
SPEAKER_03I collect pretty things, yeah, yeah, 100%.
SPEAKER_01But you like that with a lot of your friends though, aren't you? You're like that.
SPEAKER_00I mean, he I was I mean I was definitely an accessory when he picked me up, I feel like.
SPEAKER_03Oh, I love accessorising with beautiful things, so yeah, yeah, definitely, definitely that's why a lot of my friends are fine, they're sexy, yeah. Like a lot of my friends are sexy, or at least have been in the past. Um I'm joking, girls. I love you all. You're beautiful, and some of the boys are quite hot as well. You're a cunt, we're all stunning.
SPEAKER_00You are, you are, all of you, and I think it's just added that we can just be very like upfront with each other.
SPEAKER_03100%, 100%.
SPEAKER_00Like there's no, I'm not getting offended. He I sometimes I ring him and he's like, I can't talk to you now. And I think you should both have it.
SPEAKER_03Hang on. She also knows that every day I catch a quiet carriage so that I can be quiet, right? It's my downtime, no. So she rings.
SPEAKER_00He catches a crop quiet carriage because he knows I'm gonna ring at four o'clock.
SPEAKER_03But what but what I love about you is you think after a while she just realized don't ring until fucking five.
SPEAKER_01Um but the thing is you both are still there for each other regardless of the city. Oh, 100%. Irrespective. You you check in and if you think it's not important, then you think, okay, give me a call back later. She could call me.
SPEAKER_00And that's the thing.
SPEAKER_03She could call me in the middle of the night and still be on sleep mode, but she could call me and leave a message.
SPEAKER_00But I think that too, we know each other in the sense that like I went through a pretty difficult time about a year ago.
SPEAKER_06Yeah, yeah.
SPEAKER_00That I didn't get into with anyone. Yep. But Matt just knew. Oh, I've got to be a good one. Like I got messages from he just knew from my interactions and my social media and things like that. And I think at times when he's been quiet too, I've reached out and I'm like, hey, yeah, are you okay? Is that like I can feel like we just like know each other.
SPEAKER_01And I know that he didn't he didn't divel to anything about you, but he just said he was she wasn't well. Yeah, but he you could tell the way he was when he was talking to me how concerned he was about you.
SPEAKER_00He was the only person that really realized shit, there's something wrong.
SPEAKER_01Yeah, but that's what I'm saying. But he's like that with a cry now. But he's like that with a lot of he's like that with a lot of people. If he knows you're vulnerable, he's done it with me as well. I mean, he's yeah, he's he's got that he's one of those. Empathetic, empath empathetic empathetic. I'm an empanada. Yeah, we're enchiladas. But he he has got an We're both enchiladas.
SPEAKER_05I'm an empanada, I'm Spanish.
SPEAKER_00Even if he's an enchilada.
SPEAKER_01You're Mexican.
unknownOkay.
SPEAKER_00Sorry, Dave.
SPEAKER_01Sorry. In terms of like a psychologist, I mean, he's got the ability to put his own issues behind him to be there for other people. She couldn't deal with my issues, trust me. But what I'm saying is, but you are there for everybody and anybody. Who cares?
SPEAKER_00He can't.
SPEAKER_01If you're my friend, you're my friend. Absolutely. Until you fuck you off, and then you're not your friend. Oh, and and I'm quick to cut it down.
SPEAKER_00I've learned that that's our trauma response.
SPEAKER_01Yeah, I can't do that, but I've learned that from what he's told me, and I've seen it happen. I'm like horrified.
SPEAKER_00It's not the way I do it. My dad's blocked at the moment, so that's that's how quick I can cut a bitch. But anyway, all right, moving along because over the hour days, your first impressions since you couldn't remember where it was.
SPEAKER_01Well, I remember I that's why I asked you because I thought we'd met Panthers. No, that's why I was asking. I couldn't remember, I remember us going out, but I couldn't remember whether it was at Panthers or whether it was somewhere else. That's why I said I thought maybe it was even here. Um, but look, I mean, um, for me, I'd heard a lot about you through Matt. And you know, even though he said, Oh, can't, and I was like, Who are you talking to? And he goes, Oh, don't worry, you'll meet you'll meet her at some point, you know, in not in a direct derogatory way, he's just like, you'll meet her, you'll love her. And that's who you said, you lover, lover, lover, right? And obviously, the night came along, and I was I was you're always nervous when you don't know the other person, you know what I mean? So it's like, you know, in not a case of being on your best behavior, but you don't know what to expect because yeah, you just want to find out a bit more about that person and you don't want to be judged or you don't want to judge them, like you said. Yeah, but look, I mean, as soon as I saw you, I mean, you're you are stunning. I think you you are so beautiful, you really are. And I've always said, and he's told me that, and he's explained that and he showed me pictures, and I thought, oh, you are such a stunning woman, you know.
SPEAKER_03Everyone knows.
SPEAKER_01Um, and you know, I think you you meet your you you match your personality. The only thing I wasn't aware of was your ADHD and your it doesn't take long to show. Let's just throw out the thing. Obviously, I I I I know you have your ticks and stuff like that, but again, I mean, I didn't know whether it was nervous sort of thing for me. Yeah, obviously, then you've explained, and I and I and that doesn't that I know exactly what they are now, and exactly. I'm still fantastic, yeah. Absolutely. But again, I mean, it's having that level of confidence about you being able to talk to me and ask me questions made me feel at ease. So that that made me even worse.
SPEAKER_00As soon as you started talking about naked man camp, I was all in. But you were but you were push mat to the I want to know the fucking dirty details.
SPEAKER_01Exactly. But what I'm saying is you are off scripted, but you're very open to listening to somebody else.
SPEAKER_00Yeah, but you're so I need something to fantasize when I go. But what I'm saying, you're easy to you're naked men at a naked man camp. I'm not talking, I'm not trying to steal Dave from you. I'm trying to naked man.
SPEAKER_03It's all right, you can have a crack at his cock, it's all right, it's not dick.
SPEAKER_01But your engagement was something that I found really unthreatening. It was very and I felt it was very natural. And I and I instantly felt very relaxed about you, and I felt like I want to know a bit more about you, and I was obviously finding that a bit more, and you know, you telling me about your son and your husband and all this lot and and what you were doing, and you know, for me, I Instantly felt that what Matt told me about you was exactly the perfect match, what he told me. Yeah. You know what I mean? It was almost like no use trying to sugarcoat. No, no, not at all.
SPEAKER_03She's who she is.
SPEAKER_01And I will say this for all of Matt's friends I've met, right? I've never I mean, obviously, you know, going there as a person that doesn't know anybody is always like, you know, you're on a bit of edge of big guard. But I've not had an issue with any of them, even his family. I've I felt I felt very welcome, very warmth, and I felt extremely happy around those people. And as time have gone, as the time has gone on and on and on, I just feel like everybody is part of my my world now as well. Yeah, exactly. And I can I I get excited about seeing people, I get excited about seeing you today because obviously having the conversation we have yesterday. Well you you two you two picked me up yesterday because I was feeling a bit down with the house and everything else, and you know, sometimes you know you get enveloped in your own downness and your own sort of like your spiral issues, you know, and you feel you feel you're feeling like you feel shit, but you because obviously, as you know, sometimes I don't always respond because I'm obviously busy or whatever.
SPEAKER_00So obviously, when I was but I know you're a creeper and you're always watching, but see, she knows me too well.
SPEAKER_01Um but um but look, uh you you you got me into the point where you were very engaging yesterday and you were having that conversation, and Matt was obviously being quiet because he was busy with his boss. Getting frustrated too with the pinging ping ping ping.
SPEAKER_00I know, and I'm gonna travel for it.
SPEAKER_01Because of your spontaneity, and because jealous, and because I know your ADHD, and and because I know the way you are, I love you for it because to me it's just something magical about you two, the way you have this um ability to sort of go off on tangents, but know you're doing it, eventually I'll come back to it, but sometimes you never do.
SPEAKER_00That's right. We know we'll pick it up next week. I just I just I just see the warmth in you.
SPEAKER_01You you're you're very, very caring and very, very warmth.
SPEAKER_00Don't tell everyone that I like to fucking pretend I'm a bit.
SPEAKER_01But though you have got the hardness about yourself in terms of like you don't take shit for anybody, right? You know, you I've seen that, you know. I mean, and I and I know that you could quite easily look after yourself if you had to. Oh, but you are the police, yeah.
SPEAKER_00But yeah, so for my throat punch a bit. Throat punch a bitch.
SPEAKER_01So for for my for my take on you, I I love you to bits, right? I think you're such a beautiful person, right? Inwards and outwards, right?
SPEAKER_00Yes.
SPEAKER_03But you've seen her insides.
SPEAKER_00Told you she was prolapse. I'm not fucking prolapse because they would be my outsides then, and he's only seen my insides.
SPEAKER_01But I I I kinda I kind of get really excited when I know you're coming over to do these.
SPEAKER_00That's beautiful.
SPEAKER_01And I know it was something that you wanted to do with Matt. And I think, like I said, I think you could.
SPEAKER_00But it's okay, I'll let that go, Dave. I don't pay anymore. I can deal with it.
SPEAKER_01But I know that you two would make a great podcast together if you were to do it, you know.
SPEAKER_00But obviously, there's always a gap, there's a gap in the radio network. I honestly think you is a fucking gap in the radio network at the moment.
SPEAKER_01And we could demolish you could, and I I know you you two could kill it. I know you could, because you've got that that special report. If only they'd just pay me the same dollars that he was on.
SPEAKER_00I know, me too. And like I said, but I ain't gonna be in no one's fucking handbag like she was.
SPEAKER_01But like I said, because you're unfiltered and you you you talk about anything and everything, that's what would make you so special. You don't you're not reserved, you're not scared about even talking about other things. I mean, even coming on here and talking about gay stuff, which you know you're not sort of like completely 100% familiar with from our perspective. I want to know. But you are, you're inquisitive and you ask all the right questions, but you also encourage us to go and seek more.
SPEAKER_03Alright, so without wanting to go through an hour and a half, um so your opinions haven't changed at all. Not at all. So mine's the only one.
SPEAKER_00So by the sounds of it, mine's the only one that's changed because I'm a fucking cunt. Well, no, you just was just I just won't. You have a wall.
SPEAKER_03You clearly have a wall.
SPEAKER_00I do have I do have a big wall. Which is good.
SPEAKER_03Which knowing your past, I get it. Yeah, I get it. So and that's actually okay to have a wall, right? It is okay to protect yourself from things that can come in. Absolutely. Um, but yeah, so that's really cool.
Final Wrap And How To Reach Us
SPEAKER_03So that's um gonna be today's first episode. God only knows. I thought we were gonna do two, but we're probably not gonna know about six the way this is trekking.
SPEAKER_01Yeah, well that's what I was excited about. But yeah, so they even asked you for a sleepover, didn't I?
SPEAKER_00Yeah, Dave wants to be. And I'm gonna hop in between yours. Is that alright?
SPEAKER_01Yay.
SPEAKER_00Matt just looked at me like fuck this bitch.
SPEAKER_03No, I'm just thinking to myself, how the fuck is she gonna get in between us with Chanel and Blondie in the middle as well?
SPEAKER_00That's alright, the girls can sleep on my titties.
SPEAKER_03Chanel does love a pillow. She loves a pillow.
SPEAKER_00I know. Both of them have tried to get my new pillows.
SPEAKER_03Yes, I know. Alright, so I'm just gonna um I've been Matt. I've been Dave. And I'm Miami. And we'll talk to you soon. Bye. That's a wrap from us. We've been your Fully Grown Homos, and we look forward to opening your mind, your ears, and your curiosities. Don't forget to like, comment, and subscribe, and share our podcast with your curious friends. You can contact us on Fully Grown Homeers Podcast at Gma.com or any of our socials Fully Grown Homeers Podcast.
