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New Year, Same Honest Tea
Start the year with a gut check: are you being loving, or just keeping the peace? We kick off with a cheeky New Year catch‑up—house renos, birthday dinners, and a hilariously bad club night—then dive headfirst into a bigger question that touches every relationship: what does “living a lie” look like, and how do you stop doing it without blowing up your life?
We map the quiet ways honesty erodes—people‑pleasing that swaps affection for compliance, silent judgment about weight or habits, and the identities we hide to dodge conflict. From there, we tackle the thorny middle: what actually counts as cheating? We weigh emotional affairs, “happy endings,” and one‑off hookups against the core problem—secrecy—and explore how some couples turn curiosity and kink into ethical, transparent agreements. It’s candid, practical, and grounded in real stories, not finger‑wagging.
Trust repair gets the hard truth too. Confession isn’t a magic reset; consistent behaviour and transparent boundaries rebuild safety, or they don’t. We share frameworks for talking about needs without shaming your partner, setting consent‑based rules if you open the relationship, and choosing a clean exit when dignity demands it. Along the way, expect a few spicy side quests: blood donation changes for queer folks, fake holiday “sales,” roadwork rants, and bands that really should rehearse.
If you’ve felt the ache of unsaid things—or you’re wondering where your line between private and dishonest really sits—this one’s your sign to speak plainly. Listen, share with a friend who deserves better conversations, and hit follow so you never miss a candid chat. Got a story or dilemma? DM us on Instagram at Fully Grown Homos Podcast and tell us what you’d never say out loud—yet.
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SPEAKER_02:Happy New Year, Matt. And happy new year to listeners too.
SPEAKER_01:Happy New Year to everyone out there that is. Let's bring on a new happy year, I say. Happy New Year. And um, yeah, I'm not gonna say New Year, me, New Year. You well, fuck me. I'm not gonna say new year, new me, because it's the same old cunt you're gonna get. Well, I'm happy with that cunt. So yeah.
SPEAKER_02:I wouldn't want you to be anything but yourself.
SPEAKER_01:I can't be tried. I tried sometimes, sometimes but but I'm not gonna be. You just be you. I will everyone else is taken. Uh be yourself, everyone else is taken. Oh, you don't want anybody else. No, I don't.
SPEAKER_02:So you've been there, done that. What's been happening? Uh well, just been enjoying the break, I suppose. Hanging out with you, hanging out with family, friends, more so. Yep. Um, yeah, just just chilling a little bit, but also knowing that I've got to carry on and get this last bit of the uh house done. You really do. Um yeah, just waiting on my builder. Um and you're coming over this week. Yeah, he's coming over on Wednesday, I think, just to give me an update and then hopefully carrying on in a couple of weeks' time when he's finished his little bits of products and stuff. So yeah, fingers crossed, I'll get it done by the end of next month at the latest. Um, and then on the market.
SPEAKER_01:Otherwise, we're gonna tie him there.
SPEAKER_02:I think we're gonna have to just sell it anyway.
SPEAKER_01:We're gonna have to shackle him and say yes, fucking.
SPEAKER_02:And we've got cruises coming up next month. Yeah, we've got lots of things happening, aren't we? Body grass coming up, we've got a lot of things, family birthdays.
SPEAKER_01:What have we been doing in the meantime?
SPEAKER_02:We went to not shagging.
SPEAKER_01:No, no. That's I said haven't fucked for ages. Um, but yeah, um, need to get onto that. Um, it looks like a church visit's coming soon. It is, and that but yeah, um went to New Year's, a Panthers. Yep. It was slightly different this year to the last year. Very different this year. Yeah, um, I think it was a bit more of a shit, yeah. It was shit, if I can be honest. Yeah, it was like the vibe wasn't vibey. Um like organization wasn't good. Like last year, now we do love our club, but we love our local, we do, but we're getting to love it less lately. Yes, um, which is probably a good thing for our bank balances, yeah, thinking about it. Um but this year it just looked they seem to they really skimped on their New Year's Eve um well setup. The setup. Like to the point where we got there super early to make sure we got a table, right? There was no umbrellas out. So we were basically sitting in the sun for 10 hours. Yep. Right? Because we looked at the clock and it was ten hours um till New Year's Eve. Yep, it rained throughout the day at different stages. Um, we got there super early and we did take bags in with some nibbles, nibbles and stuff like that. Which you've done the last few years, yeah, right. And they've known about them. And we got ours in, but then like Britney bought her, went to bring hers in, right? And they basically come triping over and saying, What's in there? And we said, Well, just like nibbles. And they said, Well, we're a food establishment, you can't bring that here, right? Yes, we may have tried to sneak some alcohol in, but they didn't know that, yeah, right, and we weren't about to tell them, and we wouldn't have drank it there if if we knew we were being monitored, right? And we were, but the thing, and we were fucking hopeful we were. Yeah, but the thing is that they don't sell chips, cheeses, crackers, snacks like that that you wanted to use as celebrate.
SPEAKER_02:And bear in mind, Matt, the food stalls that they had, which is only limited to four, they all ran out of food literally halfway through the evening. Yeah, they all ran out of food. So people could even get food from them. Correct. So it's a shit situation.
SPEAKER_01:So it was it was pretty shitty. Like the band they had were really good. Yep. Right? They were really good. The fireworks were good. But again, the band that they had were in their little undercover just outside area.
SPEAKER_03:Yep.
SPEAKER_01:And um, it was just like it was tiny. Like for the majority of it, it was a kid's disco. Yep. Right, which again, fine uh fine if you've got children. Early, early sessions, yeah. Alright. I don't have them and I don't want them. Um, right. Um, but like it was just like so it was it was poorly organized. It like I said, it was really budget. Um, and as I said, we won't be doing it again next year, that's for sure. No, right? Um, like we'll go somewhere where there's adults, um, and and where there's somewhere that's sort of gonna put some money in. And like and we did we did have an invite to go and see the frocks, and probably should have taken that invite up.
SPEAKER_02:Hey, but look, I mean, but that's going on past experiences where we were, we had to be.
SPEAKER_01:We always had a great time, and so we just thought, okay. Now the friends and family that were friends and that we all family that we're with, that we had a great time with all them. Yeah. Right? They were fun. We made our own fun, we did stupid shit, like we had these balls that we cut a little bit out of, and we were wearing those on our heads, um, like as little wigs and there'll be photos of those up on on the page and stuff like that. Um, but it it was fun still, don't get me wrong, but not because Panthers made it fun. Yeah, right. Never mind that. We're a bit, yeah, we're a bit down on them at the moment. You'll hear that in our pet peeves later as well. But yeah, so um we've done New Year's Eve, we've done a bit of shopping throughout the whole season and stuff like that. We went out last night to celebrate Helen's birthday.
SPEAKER_00:We went to celebrate hell celebrate Selene's new birthday. Yeah, yeah.
SPEAKER_01:Yeah, we went out to the Bella Vista Hotel. Which was lovely. Which was lovely, and again, but there was no people around. Now I don't know whether everyone's still on holidays, yeah. Um, but they've changed the setup there as well. Like they've changed to where they have the the music, and it doesn't really work because it doesn't create a dance floor. Like the dance floor is still there, but it's got tables all over it.
SPEAKER_02:But they've also changed the menu, as you found out.
SPEAKER_01:Yeah, they changed the menu.
SPEAKER_02:And that was disappointing because you were looking forward to that. And the the food is not. The food was still really good, but it's not what we used, well what we used to have.
SPEAKER_01:Well, the thing is that they're they always have this this pizza and it's got prosciutto and it's got birata in the middle, right? And it comes out and it's all right now. Everyone knows what birata is, Dave. I wouldn't. Yeah, I know. You but you're a white bogan. Um you allowed to say that in 2020. Yeah, I'm allowed to say what I want. Um my my fucking podcast, my rules cuts. Don't like it, don't listen. Um but like the barata pizza was fucking fantastic because it was on this like puffy pizza base and used to rip it all apart and dip it in the birato, and it was just sensational, right? Yeah, but I ordered what I thought was the same pizza, and it wasn't. It didn't have the barato in it. It had the prosciutto and it had some rocket and it had still very some parmesan, and it was still very, very tasty. Very, very, very, very tasty. Um, and but it just was it was less than, less than. So it was it was alright. Oh my god, look at this girl. What's she trying to do? She's trying to.
SPEAKER_02:I've never seen her do that before.
SPEAKER_01:I know, she's trying to rip that thing to pieces. She my my my girl Chanel is just trying to make the bed comfortable um that she's about to lay in, but she's just really making sure it's all fluffed up. Well, I've never seen her do that. Yeah, she is. Yeah, but I've seen Blondie do it, but not yeah. Well, Chanel's obviously taken learned from Blondie because I've washed it recently. She probably doesn't like how it's fluffing. So she's just making sure we've been a cent on it. Yeah, but yeah, she's making sure it's comfortable for her. She's doesn't like it. She's a funny, funny character. She's a funny character. Thank you. Ah, but yeah. Anyway, um, but yeah, so um, so we've we've had fun, we've had a good New Year's Eve, we've had a good uh start to January 2026. And you're back to work next week. Back to work next week. I've got um I booked. Oh, I haven't told you. I oh no, yeah. I booked into um donate blood. Uh oh, doing donating blood tomorrow for the first time in my life. Okay, so I'm doing it, yes, because I think it's actually a good thing to do. Because I quite a few of my um Facebook friends um had sort of posted that they would donate blood, especially after the incident that happened at Bondi. Yep. Um we were always segregated being gay community again. Yeah, we weren't allowed.
SPEAKER_02:We weren't allowed to change that rule.
SPEAKER_01:But they've changed that rule, so we can actually donate.
SPEAKER_02:I can't still because I I've got um I'm taking medications and also diabetic, and yeah, there's other things that they they look into that. Yeah, there's a checklist. There's a checklist. So unfortunately, I can't give I used to give blood all the time before I came to the only box I had to tick was Am I taking prep?
SPEAKER_01:No, am I taking prep? And I said yes, obviously, to that. But that was literally the only box that's probably a good one for antibodies as well. Yeah, correct. So um, but yes, I'm doing that tomorrow, so that'll be interesting for the first time. And then I'll probably I'm guessing from that as a result, I'll find out what my blood type is because I don't know.
SPEAKER_02:But before oh, okay, you really don't know. It's not on it should be on your license. No, normally it should be on your license, because if you have an accident, then what's it? I don't think it's on my license. Yeah, yeah. Double check.
SPEAKER_01:Definitely isn't um that'd be interesting. What are you gonna do if it says you're A? It says donor A, but that's not donut, not donor. No, it says donor A. So I am a donor, I am a donor, so people can harvest my organs, right? Not that they'd be useful. Some of them have been way over.
SPEAKER_02:Some are the mileage on my organs.
SPEAKER_01:It's your main organ, isn't it? The mileage on my organs is up there. It's like a fucking not a one lady driver, it's like seriously. I've abused them. I've abused them. Most of them, most of them, not all of them. My kidneys and liver would be fine. Well, I don't know. I'm not a drinker. I don't know.
SPEAKER_02:Yeah, I know, but it still harms your kidneys.
SPEAKER_01:Yeah, but not that much. And you'd be surprised. They keep telling me when I go to the city. Yeah, but yeah, it's because you've got all your other ailments. Well, maybe. Right, yeah, yeah. Yeah. Um, so yeah, today's episode.
SPEAKER_02:Now, before we go on to this actually a little bit more about last night, Helen's birthday. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. So obviously, Helen, as we all know, beautiful lady, as with all the other people that we were there, Albert, Courtney. Uh Courtney wasn't there, so um she would um Vanessa.
SPEAKER_01:Vanessa, that's the SR. Yeah, and all that kind of stuff. Yeah, yeah, yeah. They were all there. Um, yeah, Catherine, Catherine, and um her husband, Tim. First time I've ever met him.
SPEAKER_02:But I just want to emphasize Helen's product again.
SPEAKER_01:Oh, happy cat. Happy cat, yeah. Happy cat. Amazing, amazing for people that are postpartum. Yep. Um, I think that means just had a baby. Just have having a baby, having a baby. Yeah, have a baby. Um, great hat available, right? That's for the mum's aftercare.
SPEAKER_02:Now she's worked fucking hard. She works fucking hard. She's singing. She's gonna be on Amazon. I know she is a legend. I love I love talking to her and seeing her succeed the way she is. I mean, she's got one way to go. All of our girls succeed. Yeah, absolutely they do.
SPEAKER_01:Vanessa's Vanessa's her coaching business is about to rocket. Um, so and she she she went through a list of things that um she wants to achieve. And and I kind of went to the wrong.
SPEAKER_02:I'm again single mother again.
SPEAKER_01:But that's a really good thing to do is actually write a list of things that you want to achieve. Like it's 2026 and and like a goal, you mean? One of my pet peeves, and I will get to it later, but I'm not a lover of the new year's resolution, no, but a list of things you want to achieve, I'm a fucking massive fan of, right? And she's gonna do 150 on her list, I think. She's up to 75, or she can do a hundred, hundred and fifty, something like that. Awesome. But she read out like maybe ten of them to me yesterday. Yep. And one of them is actually to do a podcast, right? Yep. So I'm definitely gonna try and help her with that.
SPEAKER_02:Um was ready to come on and do a podcast with her. I know that.
SPEAKER_01:Yeah, she's gonna come on with a podcast and need to lock in a data.
SPEAKER_02:That's gonna be a really interesting one. It's all about travel tips, travel tips, and and she is the guru for traveling. You know, if you don't know anything about traveling and have a lot of people.
SPEAKER_01:I think it's called Amber Down the Rabbit Hole. It is, yes. Um, yeah, and it's really cool. It's actually really, really, really cool. We need to get all the girls on together. Like I've always said, you know, it'd be so much fun to get them all together. They would they would make a diner. I need more microphones. Yeah, they do. Yeah, um, but yeah, so so last night was great fun. Yeah, um, the girls were with our girls, we all celebrate.
SPEAKER_02:Quite a few hot guys there, it'll be so. Yeah, a few the security guards, yeah. Oh wow, yeah. He was hot, yeah.
SPEAKER_01:And Dave checked out his package, and I didn't. I can't believe I missed his package. Yeah, you couldn't miss it, isn't it? Wow, I can't believe I fucking actually missed it. But not a single guy at the urinal yesterday went and went. Like literally. It was like two others that went in there at the same time. You went? When uh whenever I went, like you know. I did not go every five minutes, I just stayed in the home.
SPEAKER_02:Oh fucking I love it. He wears on a new year, you were.
SPEAKER_01:Oh well, yeah, New Year's. I didn't want to escape as well. But yeah, um, but yeah, so it was but yeah, so it was um, but it was um yeah, New Year's the dicks at New Year's were fucking amazing. Some of the dicks at the urinals, the men's urinal, because I am prone to taking uh look sideways.
SPEAKER_02:But the good thing is, last night we gave the girls Amber and Helen birthday presents. Yeah, we did Amber's birthday just prior to Christmas and we didn't get chances, yeah. So we chanced it and got them handbaggy.
SPEAKER_01:Well, and Dave's hot legs and handbags, which was like I went, mm, they're really personal. I said to Dave, I said, handbags are really a personal thing, and women should really buy their own. Yeah, right, because especially like I'm a gay man, right? But I kind of I know and I'd had a conversation with Amber around people buying her gifts that she just doesn't use. Right. Absolutely. Apologies to anyone that's bought Amber gifts. Here's this. Um but she just looks at them and she sometimes looks at them and says, That's a shit gift, thanks, yeah, and smiles, and says with appreciation, but she but and she okay, when I say she's a she genuinely doesn't, she's like me. Yep, anything we want, we get for ourselves.
SPEAKER_02:And I'm I'm including that as well, right?
SPEAKER_01:Anything we get we want for ourselves. So we don't want gifts from anyone. No, we love actually spending time with people, and it's not about the gift, right? Exactly. So but so she'd rather not get a gift, right, than get a shit gift. Well, if you were to get Amber like a bottle of wine, she would be as a peak as I, you know. But don't buy a bloody Savonc. No, no, no, buy her Savonc. Yeah, yeah, she doesn't like Chardonnay. She's a classy baby, yeah. She doesn't, she's not a shardy girl, right? Um, but yeah, so you'll find out what one you've got to buy. But um, yeah, shit gifts she'd prefer not to have, yeah, right. Um and just actually not bother. But they really like those gifts. Yeah, the hammates. And and we got them also a calendar that we're gonna actually delve into our calendar a little bit later. Our calendar is called um uh hot seat, and it says questions that bring the heat, right? And we're just gonna a bit later, right? We're gonna actually flip to a random day. I'll flip to one random day, Dave will flip to another random day. We'll tell you what date it is, and then we'll read out the question and we'll the other one will answer. But we're just gonna do two questions an episode.
SPEAKER_02:Um we've got the girls one each as well, didn't we?
SPEAKER_01:And we got the girls one each as well. Um a Zen one and then like a boss bitch one sort of one for Vanessa. Um yeah, we do, we do, we definitely do. But um, but yeah, so we'll yeah, so it was um, but yeah, it was they were fun. They were fun as well. But yeah, all right, so now that we're what are you looking at, Dave? Oh, I thought Blondie was outside, but the ball was. She's right behind us. The ball was moving to the wind, sorry. No, she's behind you on the couch. She can't get out because I've shut the door. Okay. Um, so yeah. Um, so we're gonna jump into this week's episode. Yep, we've been happy because we've only got half an hour. We better move, we better move it, buddy. So this week's episode came about because we're sitting at the club and we were asking Lynette and Russ, what are some ideas about a podcast? And Russ said, How about something along the lines of like he gave us quite a few, quite a few, right? But he said he gave us how about living a lie in a relationship, right? Just as a headline. Yeah, and I went, That's actually really quite cool because you can actually look at a few different things. You can expand on that now. Now he he used a couple of examples, right? Like hating your partner's weight gain secretly, right? Um, and and like and then obviously there's like things like cheating and stuff like that, but we're gonna delve in a little bit and stuff like that. So I I guess we want to discuss between ourselves and and feel free to ever reach out to us and tell us about um when have you lived a lie in a relationship, or what was it?
SPEAKER_02:Yeah, have you ever had anybody but you're holding on to it because it's too much to explain to people that you care about.
SPEAKER_01:And if you want to ever write us and tell us that secret, we can keep your anonymity and we can discuss it. Yeah, um, so you might have a third person or fourth couple of other people actually have an opinion on that. And if if we're lucky enough to have Miami in the house on that particular day or anyone else, um, we're happy to actually discuss that as well. So shoot us a text at our via Instagram is usually the easiest way. Um it's fully grown homos podcast uh via Instagram chat. Um I check those every day. Um I'm sometimes a bit shitty getting back at them, but yeah. Yeah, but we have got people lined up as well. Yeah, we have we just need to find the time and the place in the case. So some of the things living alone in a relationship, so I mean, guess who I who you are privately doesn't match who you're pretending to be with your partner. So I guess um some of those things I guess that I've experienced were were some of the cheating and things like that. Yeah, right. So um, so that's a pretty big one, right? Being uh cheated on, like is is a pretty big lie. So this this is and it keeps unveiling itself, like as we go on and on and on and on and on, it actually does keep unveiling itself, yeah. And then even as the years go on, if somebody finds out that you're with that person, they go, Oh, I knew that person then, and I thought they were single, yeah, and things like that. And you go the web gets bigger, doesn't it? The web the web continues to weave, yeah, and it just doesn't stop. So I mean, the the cheating part is big, right?
SPEAKER_02:It's finding where you fit into that web where you are the little victim that's cocooned up and not identifying as any part of it.
SPEAKER_01:Yeah, you know, yeah, correct. So and I mean, and then you've got like you're pretending to be happy to avoid conflict. Yep. So I'm looking we were talking about people pleasing last night, right? Now I am definitely uh and I and I am a people pleaser, and a lot of them we were all saying we are people pleasers, so we're a group of people pleasers to a degree, right? Now that's with some people, but then other people were happy just to turn around and go no, right? But I think for myself, and I'll only speak on behalf of myself, right? I definitely was happy to just coast along and just do whatever. Because I thought, and I don't know whether it was because it was easier, um, or whether I thought it was just because it it was the right thing to do. Like, I don't know. I I I don't know why I just coasted along. Well, I guess I'm not that thick. I'm not that I'm not gonna understand what you mean by coasting along. So in a relationship, so when you're in a relationship with somebody, yeah, rather than actually challenge somebody on their behavior or their thought process, for example, if I wanted to go if if my partner wanted to go to a holiday destination, for example, you would have pleased it. Right, I'll just go, yes, okay, let's go there, right? And all the while I might be sitting there thinking, I don't want to go there. I actually want to go here instead. Right. Right. Or I would like to go here instead of So you talk about being a follower than a leader in that situation. Well it's people pleasing.
SPEAKER_02:Yeah, but what I'm saying is you're a follower in in the in the respect to pleasing that person's wishes.
SPEAKER_01:Yeah, and and in my relationship, and I am a personality, I'm a strong personality. Of course you are. There's no denying that, right? But I guess I've also been with some fairly strong personalities in my relationships as well. Yeah. Right. And they're quite overpowering. And it was sometimes rather than have the argument, I would just go, Yeah, okay, let's just do it your way. That's fine. Right. That's just fine. Let's just do it your way then. That's fine. Fuck it. Like, you know. And I still do it this to this day. And I'll find it doing like even when we're out sometimes, you'll sit and go, let's do this. And I'll go, no, I was thinking this. And you go, you'll give me the same question four times to get your answer. Yeah. And I'll go, No, I'm just I'm not fucking doing that. Just stop asking me the same question to get me the same answer that you want because it's not gonna happen, right? Well, that's good though, because Yeah, I know. So I've I've changed a lot and I'm very good at that now. But you'll ask the same question and and and you know when you're doing it because I call you on it, right? Um but the thing is that like, but then there are friends out there that I don't do it at all for. Like, I mean, with me and me and Amber, for example, we have this great friendship that we've we've been friends for a million years now, right? Um that if we don't feel like doing something, even if we've actually tentatively made plans, right? Yep, um, and we'll sit there and go, let's do this, and she's just says, not feeling it, right? Well, she'll just say, she'll just send me a message or give me a call and say, Can't be fucked. Well, she did that at Christmas time when we asked her about the carols, she said, yeah, no.
SPEAKER_02:Yeah, no. She no she just fight banging. Not my thing. Not my thing, not doing it. But you go, have fun, and you know, I'll just wish you a happy time. Yeah, and that's what he said.
SPEAKER_01:And that's what I said, and and and I'll say a good whack of my friends are good at doing that. Yes, really good at doing that as well. Yes. So it's it's great. Um, but but the thing is that like but some do get a little bit upset when you say no. They wonder why, why, why, why, why, why? And you go, Just because I don't want to. Yeah. Right. I don't want to.
SPEAKER_02:Like I just And it's hard though. When you when you are a person that is very popular with people, and you know, your personality type is always appreciated amongst the masses, and then you decide you're not there, then people do feel a little bit let down because they feel like, oh, what have I done wrong and stuff like that? Because that's nothing against you, it's just the fact that you are that sort of personality and people love being around you. So I say yes a lot, yeah, exactly. But what I'm saying is it's not a negative thing when people do sort of like say, Oh, well, blah blah blah. It's because they genuinely want you there, yeah, yeah, and I get that, and I get that, and that's why I do try and say yes a lot too as well.
SPEAKER_01:Yeah, and you do, you do, but yes, but yeah, yeah. So, what are some of the other things to be living a lie?
SPEAKER_02:Like so you've got hiding parts of identity, secret social medias, uh burning photographs.
SPEAKER_01:Yeah, yeah. So, yeah, so I get yeah, like hiding parts of your identity. So are there any parts of your identity you hide?
SPEAKER_02:Well, like I did when I was in the military because I knew, like I said before, I knew internally that I was a gay man. Yeah, but I suppressed that, and I suppressed it for the reasons of my job and also like I said, that was my choice. I didn't have to go along with it, and I could have quite happily just walked away, but I didn't. So I'm not knocking that, and I like I said to you before, I don't regret anything in my life. Yeah, I mean, things happen for a reason. I've got a beautiful son sometimes, but um, you know, but yeah, he's a great kid in Normandy. He is, you know, and I get on really well with my ex-wife and stuff like that. So for me, like I wouldn't have changed it, I wouldn't be here and I wouldn't be the person I am today if I hadn't been through that. Yeah, but you know, we all have that inner secret amongst ourselves, we do, you know. And I think that and that doesn't just go with the get LGBTQ plus community, that's outside. I mean, these questions that we're given today are from heterosexual people, yeah, correct. So it relates to every single person, you know what I mean? So this is why the podcast I think is important because it doesn't just stereotype one demographic of people, you know.
SPEAKER_01:Yeah, so so I guess things like resenting somebody's weight gain, yeah, right? Like, is that living a lie in that relationship? Like, or is that something you're just saying, not being fully because I think I wouldn't say it's a lie because at the end of the day, you're just holding back your true emotions. But you're not saying it to the person that you're in a relationship with.
SPEAKER_02:Is there a reason why you're not saying that? Are you scared of the ramifications? Are you scared of hurting people's feelings? And I get both of those.
SPEAKER_01:I mean, because the thing is that just if we if we use weight gain as an example here, right? As a pure example, right? I know that when I was in my relationship, right? I would any of my relationships, if my partner was starting to put on a bit of weight, or vice versa. Yeah, I would love to have been told before I was a fat fucking beast, right? Yeah, that hey, let's ease up. But then I think eating became our thing, right? In in both relationships, right? It was our thing. It was like we'd go to a restaurant, we'd go chuck with people, we catch up with this, we do that, we do all that. Um, so yeah, so you could actually you you can hear it there, but don't know if you can hear it there. Hang on one second. Apologies, I just had to fix that background noise because it was um annoying me. Distracting Dave, and we don't want him distracted because he's easily enough distracted as it were. Frankie kind of. Yeah, so so look so where we were was basically um not speaking about somebody's weight gain. Yeah. Is that like living a lie? Is it or is it just being considerate of the thing?
SPEAKER_02:I think it's living a lie in your own mind because you're not being brave enough to be upfront and honest. But like we, if we try an outfit, we say to each other, we tell you, I tell you exactly it doesn't suit you, you tell me. And I think that's exactly the relationship you need to have. It's not being disrespectful, it's not being unhonous, it's being truthful to the fact that you don't want to make them look ridiculous. Yeah, I don't know. Or you don't want to see them look like you know they're gonna be.
SPEAKER_01:I don't want somebody else pointing at you and going, what the fuck is he wearing? And we do that quite a lot. Yeah, yeah. We do sometimes, but then that's because they haven't been advised. That's right. This is what I mean. I think everyone should have a gay friend, right? Well, heather loves us. But we were speaking last night, and and look, and and our girls, they all wear black. Yeah, they all wear black. Oh, they look good in black, they all look good in black, they all look great in everything they wear. There's no denying that they all look amazing in what they wear, right? Um, they're beautiful girls, and that's every single one that we know, right? Um, especially like Miami, she's got like a big ass and big tits, right? And always looks fucking stunning. She wears a lot of colourful stuff, yeah. But she she wears some colours and stuff like that. But like Helen, I don't I know Helen and I've seen in colours occasionally in that, but not enough. You you went through Chat GBT and basically or met her. Trained some of her photos to put her into some pastels and stuff like that, and some of those looked really nice and fine. She's a beautiful blonde, she is, right? So the thing is that yeah, so so look, I mean, does uh I mean not telling your partner these things about weight gain, I guess, it uh it's kind of living a lie, if I'm honest. Like, cause because you should be able to, if you're in a relationship and with someone, you should be able to say, hey, and for the right reasons, not because you want to have a Barbie on your arm or anything like that, but you need to be healthy as long as you're being healthy, right? If you're exercising, making sure you're looking after yourself, eating the right things, and all that kind of stuff. Sometimes a weight gain is purely hormonal, right? Um, so you've got thyroid issues, you've got a million different issues, especially attribute to weight gain and all that kind of stuff. So it's not just sitting there and having like 75 Mac's meals a day.
SPEAKER_02:And this is where Russ was he was talking about weight gain from a male to a female perspective. Correct, the partner from a female. Yeah, correct. But it happens in in in male.
SPEAKER_01:Well, well, mm a lot of women want their men fat. Um yeah. I know.
SPEAKER_02:No, they um they're like a man, um a dad bod.
SPEAKER_01:Yeah, they like a dad bod. That is competent to be imperfect and all that kind of stuff as well. So we do. I mean, I don't mind a dad bod. I don't I don't mind I I quite like a dad bod. Um and again, I th I don't want the whole perfection because I think it's too hard to attain, number one. And um, yeah, so I don't know.
SPEAKER_02:Um But then that we you know feeling embarrassed about your partner as well, you know. I mean that that correlates to those things because it it it sort of like it adds on to the problem that you have internally.
SPEAKER_01:So is it cruel to be honest? Or is it no?
SPEAKER_02:I think it's or is it crueler to say silent? I think you know, at the end of the day, if you highlight it in a in a subtle but encouraging way, encouraging way, that is the way forward. But I think you should do it, yeah, because yeah, being silent and then judging is always gonna have a negative effect, and it's gonna like I said, it will add on to the it will catastrophy the actual situation to like feeling embarrassed, um staying silent but judging, yeah, and that's not what you want in a relationship. Because of a trusting. It's not right, yeah. Anyway, so we're moving on now to the second part, which is like cheating and betrayal. Now, again, I don't believe in cheating. I never did it, even though you know I knew internally I was a gay man. But I swear on my life that I never cheated on my ex-wife or anybody, and I don't believe it's the right thing to do. No, if you're not happy in a relationship or you get out exactly that's right. Get out, it's really not that hard. You're obviously not enjoying your relationship to be cheating on it.
SPEAKER_01:Well, I say it's not that hard, it fucking is, it really is, right? But you need to put wheels in motion to make sure that you've got um a safe space to go to, yeah, right. And that's the thing, is it like now it's it's rarely just the sex, all right, in all honesty, right? Um cheating comes in many forms as well, right? There's obviously emotional feeding versus cheating versus physical cheating, right? Um, like um, yeah, so I like again, I I don't look, I would say I almost cheated, and it could be perceived as cheated depending on who your eyes, whose eyes. Now, when I was in my last relationship and I was lost all my weight and I was going to the gym and doing my CrossFit seven days a week, and I was uh I was fit as fuck, I was hot as fuck, right? Um, my body was in the best shape it's ever been. Yeah, but because I was doing so much exercise, my endorphins were up through the roof. Yeah, um, I was horny all the time, right? Yeah, now I never acted on it per se. I did at one stage see somebody in the showers that was clearly looking at me the same way that I would look like to look at them. Yep. And we I jerked off in my own cubicle while they had their cubicle. We both had our doors open, so we've seen each other. Yeah, but it was kind of like watching live horn. Yes, right, but there was no interaction, there was no physical numbers, no physical contact and all that kind of stuff. So look, some people would see that as cheating potentially. Well, not really, I don't see.
SPEAKER_02:Well, some people would. Even the hookup is not really cheating as such if it's oh yeah, hookup. No, but if it's just a one-off thing and you're not getting anything from it other than just a sexual gratification. Well, this is fine.
SPEAKER_01:And this is this is the thing, is that like I guess what defines cheating. Exactly. Right?
SPEAKER_02:But if you're gonna continue doing it onwards all the time, then it will be cheating.
SPEAKER_01:The thing is that some people, right? Some people, I I know that there's definitely some of our friends, right? Yep, definitely some of our friends, that if their husband went for a massage, right? Yep, and had the same same experiences that we had where the woman offered them happy endings and they said go for it. All guys, right? All guys, yeah. Yep, and said go for it. I know that those some of our friends would definitely consider that cheating. Yeah. All right. And I don't believe that is. I don't believe that either. That's just that's part of the massage. Exactly. If you can do the job, do it. If you're gonna do it, do it right.
SPEAKER_02:You're not going out there seeking it for a reason.
SPEAKER_01:No, no, I mean just because you go back to that same massage place every week.
SPEAKER_02:Um, but what but what I'm saying is you're not forming a relationship with somebody, you're not after them for anything other than that. Yeah, I mean, if you're not receiving it from your partner, then obviously, then you've got to have an outlet. Man's gotta eat, or you've got to discuss your reasons why you're not having it.
SPEAKER_01:But then, but then this is where I think the living a lie part comes in. Yes. And that's like, are you having that conversation with your partner that says, hey, you ain't scratching my itch. Yeah, right. And this is exactly right.
SPEAKER_02:Conversation is the key to success for any relationship. All right, yeah. Stagnation or anything else that happens within a relationship, and it happens a lot, you know what I mean? Yeah, it could be anything can happen. You know, trauma can happen to somebody overnight, and then your relationship will deteriorate. Yeah, you can't control that. But the good thing is if you can discuss the parameters of your relationship, where you are, what you like, and what you dislike, because we all grow to be complacent with each other to the point where we don't try anymore. And like you say, going back to the beginning, you know. I mean, you just accept it and you just go on with it, you know.
SPEAKER_01:Well, I think cheating happens for similar reasons, it does exactly right. And it could be boredom, it could be validation, it could be revenge, and it could just be curiosity, exactly. Right, that's right. But that's just some of them, right? So the thing is that I think that that it is it living a lie, yes, definitely, yes, definitely, right? Well, if it if it if it's for that other reason, you know, yeah, for those and all that kind of stuff.
SPEAKER_02:So how would you take on, you know, that partner was to stay in a relationship after cheating, knowing that they're cheating? Well do you think that's right?
SPEAKER_01:I don't know, no, no, no, no, no, no. Definitely not, because you're not, you're not look, there's you're losing trust in that relationship, you're losing your own integrity, right? Um, so like I said, I've I have always been an advocate of get the fuck out, right? Like, you know what I mean? Discuss it with your partner if you think you can move past it, right? Yep now, because remember, that it's 2026. Oh fuck, it's 2026, not even 2025 anymore. So relationships can form many different views, right? Yeah, so you can have a really good friendship with your husband, wife, partner, whatever it is, right? And have that bit on the side as long as everyone knows about it and no one's getting hurt by it. It's agreeable, absolutely, right? No one's getting hurt by it, right? Because it might just be, it might be a kink that you're into, yeah, right? It might be you want to be dominated, you want to be um dominating somebody. It might be something that your partner is not willing to do in that relationship, right? So therefore, let's take the living a lie out of it and living with your honest self, right? And actually explore that either with your partner. If your partner doesn't want to, right, how about you then go to somewhere like Arrows on that third Saturday or that first Saturday whenever Miss Haiti is there and her crew, right? And explore that side of soul, yourself. Be open about it with integrity, right? And say, hey, I'm going here. Here's my perimeters. There's also some safety in that as well, because you're doing it above board. If you come home and there's like a fucking bruise on your nipple or something like that, your your wife slash husband, partner, whatever it is, is not going to then sit there and go, where'd you get that? And you then have to lie to them about where you've been, what you're doing, how you're doing, what you're doing. And you'll always get caught out eventually. You can lie to get caught out. Same with murderers, they'll always get found out. Well, this is the thing. We we know lots of married men, yeah, right, that frequent arrows and and any other saunas, saunas, right? Now they get caught out, right? Um sorry, and we'll see them there. Now, we were at the shops yesterday afternoon, and a guy walking down the stairs, eyeballed me hard, and then he looked at Dave, and then he's just like, he's looked. And glanced off. But glanced off, right? And I said to Dave, I know him. And Dave said, I'm sure we've had him with arrows, right? Yeah. And he was there with his wife and his kid, right? But the thing is that had we had, I guess, um, if we weren't us, right? Um, and I have zero intention of ever outing anyone, no, right? But if we weren't us, and that we had definitely seen him with arrows, and we went up and went, hey, how you going? When are you coming back to arrows or any of that? Not intentionally doing it, but not intentionally, but that could fuck up his whole life. Absolutely, right? Whereas if he had had a bit more integrity around um hey honey, yeah, yeah, I really need some dick on the side. Yep, right? It's not about you, it's just about it's about what it is, yeah, right. And right, let's be adults about this because I love you, I love my kids. Um, I'm not actually gay, I don't identify as gay. I just love the feeling of a real man's dick inside me. Is this something you want to explore with me? If not, are you okay if I continue to explore it? Otherwise, do we have to have this conversation? We have to do that. So, as I said, that's where you stop living that lie in that relationship.
SPEAKER_02:But we've got to move forward because obviously we're gonna run out of time. I mean, moving on to the next part of this bit, confessing and hiding it forever. Yep. Um, do you do you believe that when you confess it, that you know, you should automatically um trust that person afterwards? Fuck no, no, exactly, they've lied to you forever. Exactly. And this is a classic example in the in the news just the last couple of days. There's another NRL player, or no AFL player, that he has been having sex behind his wife. He's got beautiful kids, right? Yeah, but he can't hold his cock in his pants and he's been caught out. She's now accused him, she's moving off. I wouldn't hold his cock in his pants anyway. No, but what I'm saying is, but it happens a lot. Yeah, I mean, I don't know whether it's a fame notoriety or whether people are taking advantage of him to wait. It's because he's got the opportunity. Could you imagine a work colleague doing it? Like, you know, you go to work and your best mate is fucking your husband.
SPEAKER_01:Yeah.
SPEAKER_02:And then he tells you and you find it. I mean, what what do you do? You can't trust that person afterwards.
SPEAKER_01:You can't either of them. Correct, correct. And that's the thing, is it like, look, um, I I yeah, I if I got found out rather than if if somebody got told either, sorry, if I got told about somebody's lie that they were living in their relationship, no matter whether what it be, right? As opposed and we've got way more content on this, so we will probably do another one on this sort of thing as well, because there's heaps more. Um, but I think that if um I found out about it rather than got told by that person, right? Um, well well, like I kind of did anyway, I'd be pissed, and that person is dead to me, right? They're dead because they've lost my trust. Yeah. All right. The thing is that no matter what it is, I trust is something really important to me, right? So I think that if that was the case, it'd be like, see ya, I'm out of here. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
SPEAKER_02:Look, I mean, at the end of the day, I mean, you know, everybody deserves a second chance. I don't if someone's come clean on it, right, and they've admitted their faults. If they've admitted their faults, yeah. I mean, yeah, the end of the relationship happens with them, but him moving forward, or they, them, whoever it might be, is the one that's the innocent uh the guilty partner partner in that situation, shouldn't be judged by other people by it. At the end of the day, you know, they we all make mistakes. So I believe that your life is your life, and again, you have to learn from it as you go along. So, you know, there's nothing to stop people reforming relationships, yeah. But as long as they remember where they've gone wrong in the first place and never repeat it on the second one, because there's no point in going into another relationship if you know that you're gonna cheat, yeah, correct. Or be the way you were with that other partner. I mean, this is why, like we said, being single is has it has its benefits because you have no choice.
SPEAKER_01:That one that you know that he's been married, had the kids, done all that kind of stuff, and then he's just gone and done it again. Yeah, and doing the same situation, coming to visit yourself and No doubt other men in the meantime, right? He's been doing that for a long time. And look, I mean, and continue to get married though. Why? I don't know.
SPEAKER_02:That's what I'm saying. I I don't quite understand the living a lie, definitely. Yeah, exactly. They're living a lie. But again, their choices and they gotta they've got they've got to you live with the choices. Yeah, you do. I mean, I don't judge them because at the end of the day, it's nothing I would do. I I feel sorry that they're doing it, and I don't like them cheating on their other partners, and there shouldn't be a need to it. If you're if you're not happy in any relationship or you're not happy in life full stop, but it's not even about being happy, it's about if you want extras, but you may be happy with that person. But you have to look at yourself inwards and say, What am I wanting from this relationship? What am I wanting? What am I not getting? How do I do it? But the only way you can do is to talk. This is why mediators are good, this is why therapists are good, this is why having friends that will listen to you without judging you are good. Yeah, but you internally, if you're the one that's doing all the harm and you can't see beyond your own little fucking glasses, you know what I mean? There's something wrong with you as a person for letting that happen. Anyway, I think we we need to wrap this one up. Oh, and we'll wrap that segment up. But we'll carry on with the other ones. I mean I'm really in I really I'm enjoying this, but I know we're limited to time today. So we're gonna do this one. What we'll do, we'll do another one, and we'll do the rest of this segment on a separate podcast if that's all right with you. Yeah, definitely, definitely. Um, because I'm really into this now, you know what I mean? I know it's very good. But we will do our little pet peaks at the moment.
SPEAKER_03:So I didn't just do this and they're grumpy, they're gay, they've got something to say. From traffic views to crook you, still bitch it all the way. Game and Max Papee!
SPEAKER_01:All right, cranky bastard of 2026.
SPEAKER_00:Your first cranky bastard of 2026.
SPEAKER_02:My big one, which we're gonna discuss later on as well. Yeah, but but let's go into it not too deep. No, I'm not going to. I'm just gonna say about you know the lies that the club do, right? Yes, correct. Now I'm talking about our local club. I mean, we've been lit down, lit down, like we said at the the party, New Year's AirPeep. What I'm saying is my pet peeve is the fact that we as patrons and members pay a subscription to be part of that club. We bring our money into that club every single week, okay, and basically everybody's on par. So, you know, it it's relevant to how much you can afford to spend and what you want to spend. Yeah, so there should be no judgment, but there is judgment in that club. There is, they judge people that spend more money by giving them more things, and then they don't honour the same to everybody else, and that pisses me off because at the end of the day, it's like discrimination, yeah, and yet everybody is meant to be on equal terms, all right? So that is my pet peeve for that side of things, all right. It's the internal sort of like structure that needs to be re-fucking ripped apart and made so everybody can have equal opportunities in it.
SPEAKER_01:Yeah, yeah. So my pet peeves, I've got a couple, so I've got um um New Year's resolutions, right? Just don't, just don't like unless you're gonna do them. No, you're not gonna do them, all right? No, I think I was watching the news and it was something like 90% of new no 80% of New Year's resolutions are broken within the first five days after New Year's. So we're getting we're getting awfully close to that, right? Gym memberships, yeah. They love it, they're like gonna spike. Gym memberships prey on stupidity of people now. Now, okay. Um, so and then you've got like um subscriptions, subscriptions, all this other stuff that you can do. The healthcare apps, you get smashed with it all at the end of the year, right? And you like I'm gonna fucking if everyone's gonna launch a healthcare app, it's gonna be around New Year's. Don't target Matt, because he will subscribe to everything. Go fuck yourself. I'm very good at subscribing, but I am also very good at unsubscribing.
SPEAKER_02:What's happening to your your yoga treatment, your yoga wellness?
SPEAKER_01:No, I haven't, I haven't fucking fuck you. I haven't stopped that. I just need to find time. And now that I'm not going to the club every night, right, I will be going to yoga instead. You've already started doing something.
SPEAKER_02:I will I will monitor this.
SPEAKER_01:Sucking performance every single day. But yeah, so New Year's resolutions, don't do them, right? Just don't. It just you're never gonna come through anyway. So yeah. Alright, what's your next one?
SPEAKER_02:Uh, roadworks. Um, again, I mean, because we've got major roadworks, it's been happening for like fucking almost two years now. Yeah, it feels like it. What annoys me is when you know the roads are busy enough as they are, but when they put road works out and there's not a single fucking person working on that site, and it's causing chaos beyond chaos, and they don't need to have it out of that plot.
SPEAKER_01:Slow down to 80, slow down to 40.
SPEAKER_02:Well, no, it's just no one there, but it's just making the road smaller for no reason, and you're blocking off lanes that shouldn't be able to be blocked off. Yeah, yeah. Do you know what I mean? So the road is functional in all lanes, um, but there's no one working it, but they blocked it off and it stays like that, and then you get a backlog and it just fucks me off.
SPEAKER_01:Yep, yep. So, yeah, I I get that. That really does my head in the other part that does do my heading with that is the dropping is down to time zones, yeah. Because I know that time zones, speed zones, no, it's speed zones, whatever, right? Because I know that I got fucking pinged for one point, and it was only one point, but I still got pinged, right? Because I fucking dropped down, I dropped down to 40k's in the 60s in a fucking 80 zone, and it pissed me off, but it I didn't even notice that. But anyway, that was my own bad, I guess. You mean you didn't drop down? I didn't drop down, I didn't I didn't go slow. Um, and I'm always the slowest driver on the fucking street anyway. So yeah. Um the other only other one that I've got, because I already mentioned the New Year, New Me post that I hate, right? So and that ties in with the New Year's in uh what's it? The only other one that I've got that really does my heading, right? And this does my heading because for anyone that doesn't know, I used to be a singer, right? And I've worked with quite a few musicians. If you want to Google me, you can Google Matt Kavanaugh Music, and I'm on YouTube, and you can see some of my songs, or even available to download on iTunes and stuff, places like that, and me actually singing. Yeah. Yep, on Spotify on all of those, right? So, but we went out last night, and the band that were there, right? Now I got some musician friends like John, Vic, all of those, they're proper musicians, yeah, right. Um, like Alan, I've got heaps of people that I've known from the industry, right? Like heaps of people that I know from the industry, right? And they take their craft really seriously. Now, last night I was sitting there having a chat with Tim, and the band came on, and the bass guitarist was out of time badly, badly, right? And the singer was she was uh okay, okay, right, for a certain number of songs. Okay, but not okay, you mean right? For a certain number of songs, but then it came to a point where she'd never heard the song before, right? And you could tell that she was reading from the from the lyric sheet and all that kind of stuff, right? Which is fine. I I could not stand up there and remember every song, right? So I get the reading of the song, but at least listen to the song before. Because there were songs that we're sitting there, and me and Kathr Catherine, Catherine Catherine, yeah, yeah, Catherine. Are sitting there and we're going like, what fucking song is this? And it was like a game of name that tune, right? Which is which was fun. But we're sitting there and going like it was songs that everyone should know, right? And she had like, yes, she was young, but and she was trying to sing the hits that keep Peppa off on the dance floor and stuff like that. But there was the timing was out, the tune was out, the tone was out, she was an over-singer to the max, like every single word was held until the fucking beginning of the next word, and I've gone, yeah, you can hold a note, right? And she could sing, but I thought, you guys need to rehearse, right? You really need to rehearse and have somebody in the room rehearsing that actually knows what songs you're actually singing, or at least play the song that says this is what it's supposed to sound like. How about we make it sound similar, right? Because it was just like, oh fuck it. And it was hard to dance to, like, really hard to dance. And I love a dance floor. Um, but it was hard to dance. I lasted three songs, I think. And I had to come back because I just I couldn't deal. But but yeah, so shit bands, yeah, that haven't rehearsed, that are taking the money of good friends of mine, um, because they would have happily taken that gig and been really good because they actually put the dedication in the work in. Yeah. Right, what's your last one, Crink?
SPEAKER_02:My last one is this time of year we have all the sales going on, right? Yep. Now, how do you justify what a sale is when it's not really a sale? We can we You're talking about our favourite shop. Well, it's not just one shop, it's just multiple shops. There is lots of you go in and you know they say, Oh, we've got the sale coming up, and you look online, you think, well, that's no fucking different to what it was before Christmas or whenever. You know what I mean? Sometimes it's a little bit more expensive than what it was before. Boxing day hikes, yeah. And on sale, they've lost their appeal, so Boxing Day sales are now going on for like five days rather than just the one day they should have been. Yeah, but that's what happened with Black Friday as well. Black Friday was fucking through. That's what I'm saying with with sales. I mean, you know, sales aren't fucking sales, they're just a fucking con to get people in, you know what I mean? They read up the prices to reduce the prices back to as they were before, and then you then oh yeah, giving you extra warranties, and you think, well, fuck it, if the fucking product is good enough, then it shouldn't need to have extra warranties, you know what I mean? Correct. So yeah, so that was my gripe anyway. So, you know, I I I don't really believe in these sales anymore. Used to when I was younger, but not anymore.
SPEAKER_01:Alright, so alright. So that's our grumpy peppers for the week. Yep, I haven't got no more, and you ain't got no more, so that's fine. I'm just gonna put my finger on your diary, we're gonna read out what's in this this cranky.
SPEAKER_02:I'm gonna I'm just gonna flip to a page and I'm gonna start done. There you go. Right, that's my page. Okay.
SPEAKER_01:So, uh, so can you read it? Okay, so it is Monday, the 27th of July, the the date, and says, What do you think your pets yelp review would be about you would say? What would what do you think your pet's yelp review about you would say? So, how would you think your pets would review you?
SPEAKER_02:Yeah.
SPEAKER_01:So it would let's use blondie. Oh, let's use Scruffy. What would Scruffy say about you on a Yelp review? Play with me more. Take me for more walks.
SPEAKER_02:Take you for more walks. Yeah, um, you know, don't stop trying to feed me that medicine, you can't. Yeah, yeah. Don't take don't take touch my head. I'm head sensitive. Yeah I mean, um just leave me alone. I want to fuck Blondie or Chanel. No, Chanel or Chanel only. Yeah, yeah. Uh no, that that's what he'd be. He's a lovely dog.
SPEAKER_01:Yeah, he's a sweetheart. Yeah, he's that's what he's your booty. Yeah, all right. So uh you you spin. I'll speak there. Okay, all right.
SPEAKER_02:Okay, this is quite good. So this is May the 12th, near the your book. No, no, I'm fucking August. May the 12th is a is a date in my calendar. I can't remember what it's for there, but I know anyway. It says probably would you like to do it? If you could communicate with your future version of yourself, what insights or advice would you seek?
SPEAKER_01:What I if I could communicate with my future version, future version of yourself, what would you like to do? What insights or advice would you seek? I would ask them for obviously the lotto numbers. Yes, but I'd ask them about like what I would need to do to retire early. Um I would I uh god, I would it would be a fucking long conversation. I would have so many questions for that person, my future self. Yeah, um, yeah, I would I would probably definitely ask about lotto numbers. It'd be no doubt. Where are you going to be living? Where I'd be living, what I'd be doing, who I'd be doing, um, or what my numbers would be up to by then. Who I me st I's have I got too much. So fun. Have I ever have I ever met a real have I fucked have I fucked a female Henry Cavill yet?
SPEAKER_02:Or a female, yeah, yeah.
SPEAKER_01:No, yeah, that's not gonna happen. Have I fucked Henry Cavill yet? That would be my good question. Um, but yeah, yeah. Okay, there you go. That's a bit of fun.
SPEAKER_02:Um yeah, but um that's our first podcast of the year. Yeah, yeah. I hope you've enjoyed it. We have, and we'll continue doing another podcast later on when we get back from the club. Yeah, and we'll have that as a separate separate podcast segment. Yeah. Um, but like we said before, if you've got any suggestions or questions that you'd like to um ask us.
SPEAKER_01:Then obviously contact us or if you want to tell us about your stories about the lie you're living in your relationship, um, or somebody that's living a lie and you found them out, that'd be fantastic. Like us an email or email or a message on our message on Instagram. Yeah, is the easiest way. But yeah. But anyway. So I've been Matt. And I've been Dave as always. Have a great day. Bye. That's a wrap from us.
SPEAKER_00:We've been your Fully Grown Homos, and we look forward to opening your mind, your ears, and your curiosities. Don't forget to like, comment, and subscribe, and share our podcast with your curious friends. You can contact us on Fully Grown Homos Podcast at gmail.com or any of our socials, Fully Grown Homos Podcast.
