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We Tried A Petty Debate And It Was Pettier Than A Drag Queen With Warm Frozen Coke
Planning a four-day camp with 300 naked men has a way of clarifying what really matters: safety, consent, laughter, and spaces where queer people can breathe. We’re heading to Naked Man Camp at Wiseman’s Ferry and pulling back the curtain on what the event is actually like—glamping and powered sites, 40 workshops, riverfront downtime, and a welcoming mix of ages and identities. It’s less about shock value and more about genuine community, the kind you can’t swipe into existence.
From there, we dive into a timely question sparked by app bans overseas: what happens to closeted people when digital lifelines disappear? We’ve both benefited from queer apps, but we’ve also felt the overwhelm—endless pings, fake profiles, safety worries. We explore how to balance online convenience with offline connection, and why diversifying your social life—events, clubs, community groups—builds resilience when platforms change the rules.
We also attempt a brand-new “petty debate” game that spectacularly misbehaves. Even so, the tangents reveal a lot: why tiny domestic rituals (butter in the fridge or on the bench, toilet paper orientation) give a sense of control, and how food culture can be both joyful and ridiculous. Then we switch gears with TV recs that deliver heart and grit. Changing Ends, Alan Carr’s coming-of-age comedy, nails 80s nostalgia and the sting of standing out. Boots channels military culture, masculinity, and the power of comradeship. Add Wayward, Welcome to Derry, and a surprisingly solid Big Brother Australia season for a packed viewing list.
Rounding things out are seasonal pet peeves with practical fixes: melted “frozen” drinks, the eternal curse of the broken ice-cream machine, squashed berry punnets, and public transport etiquette that starts with a simple pair of headphones. It’s part rant, part love letter to the everyday choices that make shared spaces kinder and queer life richer.
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SPEAKER_00:Me, Dave. Dave and me, Matt. Are you sure? Yeah. You're normally Dave. I'm I normally have no idea who the fuck I am.
SPEAKER_01:No. I normally have no idea. And I think our listeners are actually slowly but surely understanding that as well.
SPEAKER_00:Yeah, yeah, they surely and slowly understand that I don't know who I am, where I am, or what I am. What exactly you are covering all aspects these days, aren't you? But you know what we haven't heard in the news this week? Sam. Sam, he hasn't changed.
SPEAKER_01:Well, can he change anymore? Don't I can't they well he doesn't identify anything though? So he can't change, can he? How can he change nothing?
SPEAKER_00:I don't know where that came from. Anyway, it just came into my head. So yeah. Um, all right. Well so so I'm feeling better, yeah. You're feeling better. Thank you for asking. You're sounding better. Yeah, still not 100%, but I still got a little bit of a cough, but well, you better get better. I know. Because we've got a big week coming up, Dave. Oh, how big? Well, I'll tell you soon. Tell you tell this is where we're going. Oh, we're gonna tell that now. Yeah.
SPEAKER_01:Well, because we're gonna we're we're gonna be doing a podcast, hopefully, or several podcasts from the location.
SPEAKER_00:Oh, yeah, we're gonna go to Naked Man Camp. Yay! Which is 300 men, or more, or or more, potentially 300. I think they sold 300 tickets, plus all the facilitators and stuff like that. So 300 naked men and 40 workshops. So it's not just about all the naked men. Some new workshops. There's some really cool looking workshops this this time around.
SPEAKER_01:Um I think we've discussed Naked Man before, but just give everybody a little bit more of a rundown as to what it's about. Oh well, it's it's like I said, it's 300 men, it's an annual event. Um, it's actually a biannual because they have one in Melbourne as well.
SPEAKER_00:Do they? Yeah, they have one in Melbourne.
SPEAKER_01:They're gonna go down there as well for that one. Well, shouldn't do the same concept, but a smaller version.
SPEAKER_00:Yeah, okay. I want bigger. I always want bigger. We digress, quite um, so 300 men, 40 workshops over four days, basically. Um where are we going to be camping? Yeah, Wiseman's Ferry. It's um quite a an it's cool, it's very cool. It's a very beautiful ground. Oh, it's it's stunning. It's a campground. But it's on the live on the river. Yeah, on the river. Um, purpose built, has like some dormitories and stuff like that. Is also used for school camps and things like that. Scouts. So it's a very basic camping site. You've just got everything you need. Kitchenette, shower, amenities, toilet. Not fancy, not posh, but you don't need it too.
SPEAKER_01:Not with four naked men, you don't.
SPEAKER_00:The the the funny thing is that I think to myself, after because it's 300 naked men, um, most are gay, queer identifying of some shape, way, or form. Um of varying, varying ages. Um, and um we have some of us have had representative for the trans as well.
SPEAKER_01:Yeah, we have.
SPEAKER_00:And I think to myself that place really does need to go clean down after we've all been there. Oh look, I think you've I think it'd be worse after school, is actually you're probably right. Yeah. Because at least we put it in their mouths.
SPEAKER_01:Well, I reckon I reckon the toilet paper would have disappeared by the time the kids have finished school. Yeah, yeah. And those cabins I got would have been rank. Oh, they would have been fucking. No, 12 berth, aren't they? 12? Yeah, I think so.
SPEAKER_00:Twelve, I think they sleep, but we always get a tent. So we get a tent?
SPEAKER_01:We do, but they have a tent, but they have got powered sites, they've got lamping tents, they've got lamping tents as well. Yeah, but I did look, I actually looked at the price of them and I didn't think it was too bad. No, but if you if you're coming from interstate or you're coming from overseas, which people do do, yeah, then why bother taking anything? Everything's set up for you. They've got like double queen beds in there, queen beds, I say, all set up. Um, you know, you don't need to bring anything because they provide food if you want to buy food as well.
SPEAKER_00:Yeah.
SPEAKER_01:So you can literally turn up there with just like a rucksack and then get naked, and then you haven't worried about anything. You get up and leave, you know.
SPEAKER_00:But let's not give too much away because we're gonna talk about it a lot. Hopefully next week. Next week. So but um what what have you done last week? Oh, I'm not gonna press the button because it's a 30-second intro. Oh, do you want me to press the button? Go on then. Ready? Hey Dave, it's our weekly rap. What have you been up to?
SPEAKER_01:Well, I got my loan. Yay! Yay! All the stress is gone, so that's good. So I can now continue. No, but I mean I've still got to finish the house off. But um, but yeah, so I've got the tree people coming next week. Yep, and they're gonna cut down ten trees in the back of my garden. Thank fuck. And it's still gonna be another ten left there. It's still gonna be a ton left. Yeah, but it's gonna look better. So it just means that I can now offer to suck their dicks and just get rid of the rest of them. If it's only like the guy that came out whose name is Ben, um, he's the guy that you know does all the sort of like valuations and stuff for you. Does Ben like to bend? Unfortunately, Ben's a married guy, but he is super cute, super hot, um, just so easy to talk to. Yeah, very dreamy eyes, everything, you know. So his wife's a lucky, lucky lady. He might have to come over on Tuesday. He won't be there Tuesday, um, because he he just basically does all the quotations for them. Okay, he used to be a real estate agent, as I found out, because I got talking to him. Of course you got talking to him.
SPEAKER_00:As I do, of course you got talking to him.
SPEAKER_01:I was trying to hold on to him, but I couldn't, you know.
SPEAKER_00:I didn't go to eyes if you can get talked to him.
SPEAKER_01:But I'm sure that the crew that are coming on Tuesday will just be equally as good. So you can pop over if you want to. Well, you can actually, because you can give me a hand doing some gardening. I I like gardening it too, yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Then we can get some more stuff ready for the trip. Ready for the trip. Um, but no, I mean, you know, once the trees are out, then that means I can then lift up the old deck at the back, and then hopefully um my builder will be able to hopefully in the new year do the back of the deck and finish it all off. Um, hopefully, I'm hoping that he will get to round before Christmas to do the front deck. Yep. Um, and then I can just turf the front, and then it's pretty much done out of the front. Um I've got a few little things inside, as you know, that I need to finish off. Um, dressing. Yep. And then you know, it's pretty much there. Um, and then it's just a case of getting the stages over, getting the valuations done, and then once the deck is finished and the garden's all sort of like done as much as I can do without overcapitalizing, then on the market it goes, and hopefully it'll be a quick sell. I hope. Yep, it will be. You know, I'm I'm I'm you know, I'm not gonna quick sell for record price because you know, looking at the rest of that street that's for sale at the moment, they're not selling quickly. They haven't got what you got either. Yeah, but they have and they haven't. Yeah, I mean six or one half doesn't know, you know.
SPEAKER_00:Yep, yep.
SPEAKER_01:Well, look, I mean, at the end of the day, you said that last time and it's all with the city.
SPEAKER_00:And I was right, yeah. I was right, because I always am. Well, we know that. Well, we know that we'll find out. Yes.
SPEAKER_01:Anyway, how you been?
SPEAKER_00:Well, I've been good. It's been a very um roller coaster week for me. It has. It's it's look, I Days, nights, nights, days. Yeah, a bit of column A, column C, everything all into one. I did I um I did it overnight and that was fun, never. Um it's fucking hard work, and I forget that I'm 54 years old, and that it really does take it out of you. And like you think, oh yeah, yeah, I get the next day off to be at home all day instead. But you sleep. You sleep all day, and you just because I'm just old and tired, and then it's just like uh leave me alone because I'm old and tired and cranky. Um, so everyone does leave me alone because they know who I am. Um but it's do they do they they do? Everyone knows I'm a cranky cunt when I'm fucking. Someone phoned you. Do they? Oh, yeah, but she calls me all the time, and I love her. So I'm a captive for her phone calls. So she called you. Yeah, she did call me, but yeah, it's alright. Um yeah, but it's alright. That was Miami, that was you, bitch. You called me, and I do love you.
SPEAKER_01:But the thing is, if you didn't call her, you'd be worried.
SPEAKER_00:Yeah, if you didn't call me at least twice a day. No, I'm joking, it's not twice a day. It's not twice a day. Um, um, but yeah, um, but so I didn't overnight. Then we went to a farm. So part of my role, no, part of my job. We actually went and we did a basically from farm to plate sort of follow-up and stuff like that, and looked at our fruit and veg, I guess, where it starts, um, and what we do along the way to make it stay awesome and fresh and all that kind of stuff, right? So, yeah, without giving away who I work for and all that kind of stuff, but we obviously work in a supermarket, that's not a not a not a you know, not a secret. Um I work in retail. Um, but yeah, but it was it was really good, and it's something that the business is doing that, I guess investing in their quality fresh food and stuff like that as well. Then I had a bit of an incident in the later half of the week. Well, the incident happened a couple of weeks ago, and um, yeah, but it was just it was it put me down a bit, so it was it was it was stressful, and it's all resolved, so that was really good.
SPEAKER_01:It was just something that someone did and they were wrong.
SPEAKER_00:Yeah, and they uh all I can say is that um don't lie because people that lie I can't um they'll cut you out. Yeah, yeah, you're not gonna win. You're not gonna win. It's try and stick with the truth, yep, and you'll win every single time.
SPEAKER_01:Especially when you've got firm evidence and proof anyway.
SPEAKER_00:Yeah, I love CCTV. It's anyway, but yeah, but but my weekend now on holiday.
SPEAKER_01:But you also finally won at the club on oh yeah, yeah.
SPEAKER_00:It feels like it's been so long since I've actually won. Like, okay. Now when I say it feels like it's been so long, I still win little bits and bobs here and there. Like the week before we went, I won a meat tree and a tomahawk steak. Right. Um and vouchers the week before. I and the week before I won a couple of vouchers and another fucking tomahawk steak as well. And you won the pokies. Did I? Yeah, that that week you did. Okay, all right. Yeah, that's so long ago now. It's not funny. Um but then yeah, this week on Thursday, and I said, I didn't really want to go, and I've gone, no, I'll go because I need to get out of the house and be around humans. Yep. Um so I went and we were waiting, waiting, waiting. And I'm thinking, I'm not fucking coming to this Thursday night shit anymore. And then all of a sudden my number gets called out, and it was like, yay, I actually won't won 200 bucks cash. I put my hand in Evan's sack, I reached down deep into his sack and he pulled out a little thing that said 200 bucks cash. I was like, sweet, love it.
SPEAKER_01:But I think your ticket, your your actual your actual stocking. That had the leather hem on it.
SPEAKER_00:Yeah, I know.
SPEAKER_01:It was because she when they picked it up, I thought that's so close to where you had yours.
SPEAKER_00:I know it was so so close. And I sat there and go, if only mine didn't have the letter M on it. Yeah, exactly. Um, because but 200 bucks I'm I'm not laughing at, I'm not fucking crying. Better than 30 bucks. But a lot, yeah, a lot of the other people won 30. So yeah. So yeah, but now I'm officially on holidays for a week and a bit. Yeah, so I go back to work till Wednesday.
SPEAKER_01:So where are we heading today?
SPEAKER_00:We're heading over to Cleo's and Adams. Anthony's.
SPEAKER_01:We're allowed to use his name now, right? But they're in Anthony's. Yeah, I know.
SPEAKER_00:But yeah, um, but yeah, but we're going over to their house. I mean, we're meant to be meeting up with the other girls with Amber and Ness and that. Amber's still coming. Um, I don't know whether if I don't know whether Helen is coming or not, I'm not sure. Because I think she's doing daytime stuff with um Happy Cat.
SPEAKER_01:Yes, well she's then she's at the ICC.
SPEAKER_00:Yes, she's at the ICC. She's doing the very first baby expansion. Congratulations with that. Yeah, Happy Cat. If you don't know what Happy Cat is yet, and if you've got women in your life that are having babies, check out anybody. Anyone that's having women can only have babies.
SPEAKER_01:I know, but that's what I'm saying.
SPEAKER_00:It doesn't have to be if you've got women in your life that are having babies, because men can't have them, but go to happy category. No, you can't if you're not fully okay. If you have trans, okay. Oh, don't fucking compliment. I don't believe don't get me on a tangent. There you go. Anyway, if you having a baby, having a baby, go to Happy Cat on her Insta. Um, check it out. It's a postpartum pack. Or go to any of the pharmacy. It's really, really cool. Lots of pharmacies.
SPEAKER_01:Oh, but look, it's it's a great concept. It is awesome. And she's put her soul and her life, her money, and everything into it. Yep. And it's something I think is is definitely gonna be it's fucking awesome. It is, it's a very, very good product. Um, but you know, I'm just so pleased and so proud of what she's done, yep, and what she's continuing to do. Yep and being a single mum, and you know, she's gone forward and she's just taken it by the horns and run with it.
SPEAKER_00:Yeah, so we're gonna go over there this afternoon. It's gonna be lots of fun. Yeah, it's gonna be lots of fun. But this week I've kept it a bit of a surprise for you, haven't I, Dave? Well, you kept it. What what we're actually doing. Oh, yeah, I've got no idea what this podcast is. All I told him is that we're gonna do something called the petty debate. All right. So the petty debate, how it works for our listeners, or how it's gonna work, is that we're gonna flip essentially a coin, but it's actually a an SD card, alright, because that's what's handy. Um and who has coins anymore? Um, so we're gonna flip a coin or an SD card. If it lands on heads, which is the side with a picture on it, that's the positive, right? So you've got to take the positive. So you've got to agree with the statements, and then the other person has to take the negative, so you have to disagree. So for example, right, okay. So who who So if I was to say, like, you know, red cordial is the best, right? For example.
SPEAKER_01:And I take the positive, and I'll be able to do it.
SPEAKER_00:You take the positive, you've got to sit there and say it is and why it is and how it is, right? Right? It can't just be yes-nos, and not like you've ever done that. And I've got to take the negative. Now it this is fun because it could end up being something that I really love, and I've got to take the negative on it. And it's not a changeable thing. You've got the positive for the whole way through, or you've got the negative for the whole way through.
SPEAKER_01:Can I ask these questions? Are these questions gonna be randomly brought up?
SPEAKER_00:Well, it's petty shit, so I've got it. I asked ChatGBT for a list of petty stuff. I've got the list. I'm not sure. So it's not gay related, not no, no, no. Anyone can play this. Anyone can play this, but it's a bit of fun. Okay. So I should have actually asked it for petty gay stuff. That was a bit of a fucking faux part of it. Can you do it now while you're talking? I can, but I've got other things going on at the moment. Um I'm sure I can do that as well. You can multitask. Said no one ever. No, Matt cannot multitask. Oh, that's fucking interesting. You can't, trust me. Um, yeah, so Dave's gonna um so okay.
SPEAKER_01:I'm not gonna start because I've got no idea where the questions are.
SPEAKER_00:No, I'm not gonna keep you to start. I'm right. I'm going to I'm going to, I'm not going to do that. I'm just going to go into this part. That's right. I was going to go in there and say, give me like I was going to ask Chat JBT to give me gay, petty um questions as well. But it's alright. I'll get, I'll, I'll find some when we start. Once you're talking at me, I'll um I'll I'll be barking at you. I'll be talking about getting you. You will be, you will be, you will be. Especially if I'm taking negatives. But before we do jump into that fun little Did you say dumping or jumping? Jumping into that fun little game, right? I've got a um, sorry, I just got a wolf from Stuart. I don't know if Stuart is. I don't know. You're on Gator, aren't you? No, I opened Scruff yesterday. And oh CJ actually messaged me this morning and was having a chat with me as well. Very nice. Yeah, he's lovely, he's lovely. He's now moved into a new apartment in Maryland, and he said he'd love to come on. Um as well. So yeah, okay. Um he's awesome, but yeah, very handsome man. Um, all right, so what's gonna happen? So I asked also for some current gay topics, and this one right came up, and they're really overseas ones, but I can think we can relate it to Australia. So, what's happening now? Two major apps in China, two major apps for gay men in China called Blue and Finca. Finca. If I not stinker, not blued and finca, no, have been removed from Apple and Android stores in China, right? Raising fears that broader crackdowns on LGBT rights are there are gonna happen there, right? So what does losing social um platforms connections for closeted people do?
SPEAKER_01:So like because for some. Are we talking about those two in particular? No, let's just bring it to Australia and we talk, let's say we say we were talking about scruff and well you this this is very top on topic, really, compared to the 16 and below now, having all their apps social media removed. Yeah, the law states that if you're under 16 years of age, you cannot use um YouTube, you can't use um yeah, Facebook Facebook or anything like that. So and you it's it's it's a monitored but for gay men, yeah. But how would I do, do you think, in Australia? Well, there's two options, I think. Are we going? I mean, am I doing the positive or negative on this? No, no, we're just this is just a conversation this way. Well, I I think personally it'll push people back to previous because you've got to think before apps were around, gay men still got by. They went to beats, they went to clubs, so it might even ramp up more social aspect of people meeting in per in person. Yeah, but time see apps save time, they do, but they're also quite dangerous, as we know. Yeah, yeah, definitely. I mean, so meeting up in person is a positive. Meeting up in a beat is really quite dangerous. Well, it can be, especially if you meeting a police officer. Yeah, um but look, maybe I I I you know it's one of those things. I think apps are convenient and you can meet a broader or wider um spectrum of people, especially people that are closeted or in the sort of down low, I suppose. Yeah. Um, but look, at the end of the day, I think for me, if they took them away, I mean I've come off them anyways, you know. You have I've still got them on my thing, and if I choose to use them, I would, but I haven't because I've known them. Well, I don't need to sit there and you make me open it. I know because at the end of the day, I mean, you know, at the end of the day, I don't have to worry about then getting fucking bombarded. Yeah, and that's the thing why I came off. I mean, wasn't the fact that I don't think they're a good app or they're a good service to have, because they are. I mean, I've met many people that have become friends of mine, and also, you know, it's just given me the opportunity to um, you know, explore more. Um, but I don't know. I mean, for me, it's just the the the actual content of people just constantly bombarding you with shit is what gets me down, and I haven't got time or the or the want. I'm very social personal, you know, and I'm happy to talk to anyone and anyone, but when I've just spoken to someone for an hour and then I come off, and then someone else wants to chat chat with you, and then you say, Look, I'm busy, and then they get their shit, you think, what's the fucking point? You know, I mean, I've got a life as well, you know.
SPEAKER_00:Yeah, correct.
SPEAKER_01:And you know, you try and be polite and amicable and you know, as giving as you can with your time, but sometimes it's like it never stops. And when it's just dribble, or they're not even, you know, they're giving you one-word answers. I think what's the point, you know.
SPEAKER_00:Yeah, yeah. So the yeah, the look, and does that make sense? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Um uh yeah, it does. And so, so, so you think look, I mean, I I I think they're great.
SPEAKER_01:I mean, you know, they they're they're fun as well. Look at the time when you know Miami got hold of your phone and she was chatting to those two people, and that turned out to be a fun concept for us, obviously. Yeah, yeah. But again, I mean, you know, there's a lot of people out there with fake profiles. You might even be talking to a robot, you might be talking to a woman. I mean, I've spoken I've talked in the past, I spoke to the phone.
SPEAKER_00:Well, the time Miami did it was so bad. It was so bad. But so funny, it was funny, so funny, so funny.
SPEAKER_01:Um, well, yeah, because she wasn't trying to hook you up with anybody that you wouldn't actually go with. If they that if it was someone that you had a chance with and then she screwed up for you, then obviously you'd think of fuck you.
SPEAKER_00:She she so for the listeners, what did she do, Dave? She um there was a there was a there was it wasn't a trans person, it was a cross dresser, cross dresser, but no facial features, no face at all, it just has someone wearing a pair of red panties, yeah, panties and fishnet tights. And Miami typed into my grinder. I like red. I really I like red. And they replied back. And then they replied something about mate, yeah. And Miami then typed back saying, Can I sniff your panties after you've been wearing them for a week? And they said they fucking died.
SPEAKER_01:But they said sure.
SPEAKER_00:Yeah, they said su and I blocked before I got done for friggin' harassment, harassment and stuff like that. It was horrible.
SPEAKER_01:It was but we don't normally take the piss out of people anyway, because that's not polite. You either block them or just just ignore them. Yeah, but yeah, and that's a better way of doing it, I think.
SPEAKER_00:Yeah, but I think look, I think I think we'd be a bit of a lost society without the apps, quite honestly.
SPEAKER_01:Oh look at the good thing is you get to see a lot more dick pics because that's all you ever get to see. Massive massive amounts, like but now, but now Twitter's around.
unknown:I'd like to do that.
SPEAKER_00:Yeah, but they're not people that you're actually chatting with. I know, but I'd rather look at their dicks. I like their dicks too. I like all dicks. I can't wait for the weekend or next weekend, next Thursday, whatever it is, when we go to see Dick, the loser. Um, that's what we shouldn't rename it. Um, but yeah, so I think I think we'd be lost without it, quite honestly. Um just I think from especially for the generation that's coming up now, right? Because they have only known social media and stuff like that. I think if we had those privileges and those those rights taken away from us, um, because look, I think socialising is hard, especially if you look at your son's age bracket, yeah, right? Gen Z. Gen Z. They they are all very much behind a phone, behind a desk. They'll be in a room at a party, and all of them will be on a phone. And you'll find talking to each other and they're sitting next to each other, but they'll actually be messaging instead. Yep. So it's just like so I yeah, it would be tough. I think it'd be really bad, and I think China shouldn't be doing that. But um no, but um, yeah.
SPEAKER_01:What are the apps?
SPEAKER_00:Are they Chinese apps or yeah, they're Chinese apps, yeah. Chinese apps uh or they might be. I don't I've I've like I said, I've only got scruff, grinder, scornet, growler. No, um kidar. I've only got scruff, I've got grinder. I've got sniffles and I've got squirt. That's it. Yeah, that's it.
SPEAKER_01:That's only for that's what you're telling us.
SPEAKER_00:No, that's all I have. I don't know how to access any of the others. I'm sure you do. I'm pretty sure I can work it out. If there was a really good one. Oh no, we have the other one as well. Which one's it? Um the one that about the BJs. What was it called? I can't remember. It was all about blowies. Blowies, that's it. Blowies, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Blowies, blowy's. There you go. I knew we had it, I knew we had more. Knew we had more. Alright. Now, Dave, let's get into our main our main thing. So you can pick up the the scan discs from you're gonna heads and tails it. So heads is coloured? Heads, heads is coloured, right? Now heads is gonna be the positive, right? Right? And and well, I'm negative. Oh, you're taking the negative, I think. I got no choice because that's what flipped up. So yes well. You have to, all right. So that's how it is. Um is that on all of them? Yeah, on all of them. Oh, that's not fair. No, so whether you like it or not. No, that's not true. Yeah, no, that's it. That's it. I want you to have negative ones.
SPEAKER_01:No, I can't. You've got to go ranting on.
SPEAKER_00:Yeah, no, but you and my best. That's fine. I don't mind. I have to rant. All right, so let's go. Where I'm I'm gonna go here, right, with the first perfectly petty topics of debate, right? They're short and they're silly, right? So, pineapple on a pizza. It's a it's a nationwide thing. Oh, I can't stand pineapples on pizzas, mate. I think they're the worst thing ever.
SPEAKER_01:Well, you don't put a whole pineapple on Dave to start with. I couldn't possibly eat pineapple on the pizza. You know what I mean? You've seen me, I I can't stand it. Well, would you eat uh pineapples or upside down? Would you take it off?
SPEAKER_00:Would you um would you take it off with a knife and fork the way you eat a pizza?
SPEAKER_01:Well, I would actually put your face into it and I'd put it down and make you lick them all off, and then that way it's done.
SPEAKER_00:Okay, so so whereas I love pineapple on a pizza and it's delicious, and I'd actually like to have just a pineapple pizza. Well, would you like fresh pineapple or would you fresh? Yeah, okay. Oh, actually, no, tinned. Tinned pineapple, it's sweeter, it's it's delicious. Would you pour the juice on as well? No, you you drink the juice out of the can. Everyone knows that. That's disgusting. You drink that you drink the juice straight out of the can. I can't. And you know what happens with that juice? What makes your gum taste better? No. And if you're eating pineapple pizza, your load's gonna taste better. So why don't you jerk all over the fucking pizza? That that because I'd rather it go straight in my mouth. You like pizza pineapple pizza. So you'd like that, wouldn't you? I like that too, yeah. All right, so yeah. Well no, that was a complete lie. Oh okay. Is cereal a soup? A what? I don't know. Is cereal a soup? Yeah. What the fuck? Cereal is a soup, Dave. It's essentially a soup. I didn't ask for cereal podcast. Are you sure it says cereal? Is cereal a soup? Yep. Could that be like a cerees? No, it's a cereal, it's a soup. So if you look at it, it's a cold soup. It's fundamentally a cold soup with cereal? Yeah. What the fuck? It is. No, it is, it's 100% is. Because if you look at it, okay? That's disgusting. How do you make a soup? All right. With water. Yeah. And vegetables? Yep. Maybe. Or meat. Yep, yep. All right. How do you make your wheat peaks? Your wheat peaks. With milk. Yep. That's not soup. What do you do with it? I put it over and eat it. And you warm it up. I don't warm it up. You do? You always put your so you do not put your. Well, I've seen you put your weedy beaks in the frame microwave. Yep. In the microwave. You've asked me to put them in the microwave. So it's essentially a warm meal. I do. It's just soup. I think the thing is disgusting. Absolutely disgusting.
SPEAKER_01:Whoever came up with this concept, I think it's wrong.
SPEAKER_00:Cereal is soup. No. It's a delicious soup too. So that's why it's also good to have it at nighttime.
SPEAKER_01:But could you imagine having lumpy cereal soup? Well you do is Fruit Loop soup. Yum. Lumpy soup. Well, can you put Fruit Loop soup? Can you can you can you mix it then? Can you put cereal with like tomato soup? And make it into a soup?
SPEAKER_00:Well you could. You could put weebies and tomato juice. Absolutely not. I don't like tomatoes. I don't like tomatoes. Okay, well have chicken chicken and have chicken and chicken. Delicious chicken soup. Yeah. Chicken and fruit loops. Chicken, chicken and milk? Yeah, for breakfast.
SPEAKER_01:Well, chicken and milk's fine.
SPEAKER_00:Yeah.
SPEAKER_01:Because it's like the same as having like creamy chicken. Oh, you said it's fine. No, I mean it's fine if you like that sort of thing, but I think it's disgusting. Alright.
SPEAKER_00:Um, does butter go in the fridge? Or on the counter? It goes on the counter every time, mate. No, you're wrong. You're wrong. Goes in the counter. Butter goes in the fridge. No. Butter goes in the fridge.
SPEAKER_01:How can it go in the fridge?
SPEAKER_00:Because that's where it goes, that's where it lives. Even written on the packet. But then you can't spread it. Yeah, you can. Just take it out a couple minutes before. Then you're sick of the microwave. No, you don't. Only sick of the microwave using it for lube. So yeah. Um, alright. Tomato sauce. Does it go on chips?
SPEAKER_01:It definitely is not in the fridge.
SPEAKER_00:Does it go on? No, does it go on chips or not? No. No. It goes on toast. Tomato sauce goes on toast. It goes on toast. Tomato sauce is it's gross. It's actually using it. It's delicious, I mean. And it goes on chips for sure.
SPEAKER_01:But you use it for making soup. Don't you, Matthew?
SPEAKER_00:You don't. You don't.
SPEAKER_01:But you don't like tomatoes, so why do you like tomato sauce?
SPEAKER_00:I love tomato sauce. It's the one. It's delicious. It goes on. But why don't you like tomatoes? Because tomatoes are filthy. They're the fruit of the devil. Well. They are the fruit of the devil. Devil sperm. Devil they're gross. They're filthy, filthy, filthy, filthy.
SPEAKER_01:Alright. I'm not actually sure this is actually. I don't know who I thought. This is very weird. This is not how I thought it was going to be. I thought it was going to be either. I don't think these questions are right for this game.
SPEAKER_00:I don't think they're right either. Um, all right, but we're gonna do a couple more. Um, and then what are the ones you wrote down there? Wrote it down there. Well that's that is just stuff I've written for um Pep Peeves.
SPEAKER_01:Yeah. I I don't think these these questions are making sense gate.
SPEAKER_00:I'm making sense. Let me scroll down here.
SPEAKER_01:Because that's not really a negative or positive.
SPEAKER_00:I know it is. I'm trying to scroll down a bit further and ask to see what other questions it's actually given me. Right. The concept's good. Yeah, it is a good concept, but I think we need to work on it a little bit. Um, ChatGPT needs to work on it a little bit better. Um so come on, is glitter essential to the queer community? Absolutely not. It is. Why? Because it needs to be me. On where? Everywhere. My balls. That reminds me I need to shave my balls. Oh god. Sorry. Yeah. Um, yeah, this is pretty shit. Um, that's that's not working. But I do have two other questions for you. Go on, this is maybe a couple of other questions.
SPEAKER_01:Let's put our couple of listeners out of the misery because it means a misery state.
SPEAKER_00:Sorry about this, guys. Toilet paper, over or under. Should it have underwear? Over, like so the head's like a mullet. He's doing a great impression with his hand here.
SPEAKER_01:Fuck you.
SPEAKER_00:He looks like a mullet. He looks like a there we go. Oh, we need to okay. Over or under. Stop it. Are we talking about this or are you gonna go? Toilet paper, yeah. Yes. Over or under? Over. I see I'm I'm over too. We've come to a start, mate.
unknown:Okay.
SPEAKER_01:But what the negative things are, it gets used quicker that way.
SPEAKER_00:Yeah, but yeah, because it is a pain in the ass to take off if it's under.
SPEAKER_01:Yeah.
SPEAKER_00:So yeah.
SPEAKER_01:But if you put it down, you don't team seem to get as much because you're not wasting as much because you don't target as hard.
SPEAKER_00:Correct. Alright, so we're gonna scrap this idea right now. Right. This is you can say this is live. But but unscripped it as we always do. Unscripped it, unside tracking. But what we do need to do, Dave, is tell our listeners, because we're super late to the party, but we've just discovered a new TV show, didn't we? TV shows. Or series. Oh, oh, oh, okay. All right, let's talk about Big Brother. Okay, no. Let's talk about a series. Let's talk about boots first. Oh, uh, traders, the winner. Spoiler alert, Alan Carr, amazing. All right. That's UK. UK, yeah. UK celebrity of traders. Okay. It's it was fucking awesome, right? And Alan Carr winner, and definitely deserved to win her. He was very good. He touched my heart. He was so sweet.
SPEAKER_01:But he was he he was just uh look, the the actual crew or the cast, sorry, the whole cast was they were they were very, very, very good. I mean, it's it's definitely I would say the C's season or series. It was one of the it was the best one, I think, so far.
SPEAKER_00:Although I really did like the first season when all those boys were just crying and sobbing and so for some reason that the boys in the UK they they they are very bitchy, but they also cry a lot. They cry a lot.
SPEAKER_01:It's they get picked on or they whatever, these are masculine guys, they just stand there and they sit and cry to the city. And there's nothing wrong with them crying.
SPEAKER_00:No, but it's good, but it was next level, it was so it's just like okay, it was you know funny as fuck. But but look, Alan Carr, off the back of that, we then we found a new TV series to watch. What's it called? It's called something up in it, begins a chin up and that corner up. I don't know. Oh Jesus Christ, begins with C. I don't know. You it's on BBC. Okay, you start talking about boots.
SPEAKER_01:Well, I got a screenshot of it.
SPEAKER_00:Have you got a screenshot of it? Okay, cool. Okay, so I don't know that it does.
SPEAKER_01:But yes, but going back to boots, um boots it's called um changing ends.
SPEAKER_00:Changing ends. Now it's a few years old, but we've only just discovered it. And we've watched and we've watched whole season one, because that's what we put.
SPEAKER_01:But the the actor, the actor, the young actor that plays Alan Carr, because basically the concept is is is Alan Carr grew up in the 80s, as most of us did. Born in the 70s, grew up in the 80s. So um is his life essentially growing up being picked on at school for being camp, being effeminate, not toe in the line. His dad apparently was a top football player, top ball football player, and then became a manager, and then became a coach. So again, the thing I didn't know. Yeah, um, but his mum's always been a supporter of him. Yep. So Alan um has got a younger brother, and we see him every now and then in the actual Yeah, I think when they go out to dinner, which is funny, it's really funny.
SPEAKER_00:It's literally who to wear.
SPEAKER_01:Um, but look, I mean, it's a great season, a great series, right? I mean, looking forward to season two. Yeah, definitely, definitely. Um, but look, it's it's one of those things you've got to watch. It's very common, it's only about half an hour each each way. Yeah, 40 minutes. Yep. 40 minutes episode. But it's amazing to watch someone's live because it the the the actual the stuff they went to great lengths to get the the actual look of the actual show down to the 80s, you know. I mean, so you you're looking at things such as like a flip-up phone book and stuff like that, which we all had, him wearing his headphones, you know, his Balkman, um looking at the books and stuff that they had, yeah, the timestamp, the old TV, and the and yeah, it's great. I mean, the whole concept is great. Looking at the the music they play in the background, all those.
SPEAKER_00:Yeah, they it just brings you back, so you can relate.
SPEAKER_01:I mean, from a reference, yeah.
SPEAKER_00:The references are really good as well. Like there was one scene in there where she's sitting there saying, Oh, have you got a girlfriend? And he says, he basically sits there and he says, Oh, yeah, yeah, I have. He said, We um we I picked her up after she was wearing this, this, this. We went riding on our bike, blah blah blah, and she said, Are you describing the plot line to mannequin? And he went, Yeah. And we're sitting there, we're going, you can see me and Dave basically sitting there looking as he's describing this date that it was a mannequin, and we're just gonna like this is great because we actually got it, so it was but it was fun.
SPEAKER_01:So that's on that's on ABC iView over in Australia, or in Stan. Yeah, and BBC um is the one that produced in the UK. So yeah.
SPEAKER_00:Google it and um yeah, changing ends, it's a really, really good Alan Carr. It's fun, it's it's really fun.
SPEAKER_01:But but boots, boots, oh my god, and that's on Stan as well as on H O B HBO.
SPEAKER_00:HBO, I think. Yeah, no, I don't know. Anyway, anyway, we found it.
SPEAKER_01:Find it, find it. You won't regret it. It's like Netflix, actually. It's it's basically about the no-tell um no arse no tell. No arse no-tell um military side of things. So that resonated a lot with me. Yep, and as the actual concept was going through, I was saying to Matt, this is exactly how I I experienced my my time in the military, especially doing the um boot camp side of things, or you know, the initial training.
SPEAKER_00:Yep.
SPEAKER_01:Um, but again, I mean, obviously, I didn't get any homophobic references at that point. Because no one was allowed. No, I mean that's it. But you're very straight acting anyway. Yeah, um, but it was still a very old ladies that think you're a boofta. Yeah, I know. Uh especially you've got dogs in your now. Um, but anyway, um, look, I mean, the whole concept is is a very, very good uh, even if you're not a gay person or anything, it's just a very, very well done series. And you know, it does it does emphasize a lot of like um stigma around about being gay in the back in the time, yeah, and you know, having to try and be someone you're not, and you can see the stress and strains on the people that are the characters that are definitely gay oriented, yeah. And it's just it's just a very powerful um um series, yeah. But it's also a very amazing series to show the strength within teamwork, comradeship, and this is what I got got myself from the military. Yeah, I mean the military is in a great environment, I don't care what anybody says. I mean, if you've never been in the military, you've never sort of like experienced the brotherhood you have, and you do, regardless of who you are.
SPEAKER_00:To be fair, I've watched a lot of guys in army greens, yeah. So I feel like I'm there.
SPEAKER_01:But look, I mean, I I just think you know, when you've been in the military and you've been surrounded by that level of like closeness, like you do develop with people, you don't like everybody, there's gonna be bankers like anybody in normal life, yeah. But you know, even when you leave the military, you still keep in contact with them, and when you catch up with them, it's just like nothing's ever changed, they'll always have your back, they'll always be there for you. Yeah, and that's something that's true. That's a unique thing, I think, you know, that you get from that dynamic of drawing. Nothing bonds you better than drama. And I'm sure there's other other aspects of jobs out there like do that as well. Yeah, any any any sort of like police and stuff like that have in that sort of like the new changing ends.
SPEAKER_00:What else have we watched? We've watched Trials, we've watched we've watched lots of TV. Squid games, Squid Games, we're a bit way in there, yeah. Pretty much almost finished that one.
SPEAKER_01:Yep. Um we watched Wayward, yeah. That was real. Then you call me call it with Wayward. That was fucking awesome as well. Fucking, you know, out there. That's a trip. And the and the and the actor that plays um Alec Alec, yeah, yeah, is a trans person. Yeah, so female to male. Female to male trans. And again, and and he's he's written the series, he's starred and he's produced it. And he's a comedian as well. I think he's from the UK or Canada, one of those two. I can't remember which one it was. Yeah, I think it's in Canada. Yep, but an amazing person. Yeah, fantastic. And look, he gets his his t he gets his top off a med to say then. Yeah, but he gets his top off, and he's had surgery, and you can't even tell.
SPEAKER_00:Yeah, you can't, it's just like absolutely amazing, you know what I mean. So I had top surgery, and I'll tell you what.
SPEAKER_01:And it was very it's weird because he looks like a man. Yeah, because he is a man. I say, but it's it's it's amazing, you know what I mean? Yeah, you'd never pick that up. And and I and I think a lot more I think a lot more female to males do come out really well. I'd be honestly, I do think they do.
SPEAKER_00:Yeah, yeah.
SPEAKER_01:So anyway, if you haven't watched it, definitely watch Wayward. And we're also watching Welcome to Dairy.
SPEAKER_00:Yeah, we have to which is it related. But yeah, so and then on Wednesday night, dun dun dun, we're gonna we're gonna watch Wicked for Good. Oh, yeah, I thought you were gonna talk about Big Brother, sorry. No, Wicked for Good, cannot wait. That's gonna be so exciting. Yeah, um, already got the tickets, already got the popcorn, already got the drink. Also, watching Big Brother, which is been on.
SPEAKER_01:This is the first time in Australia it's been on for a few years now, isn't it?
SPEAKER_00:Yeah, well, it's like style because it had it, it was it was a shit Big Brother. It was more like a cross between scripted, it was very scripted, it was like all these games that they had to go and play.
SPEAKER_01:The people that they're bringing in were all the same sort of type of people.
SPEAKER_00:Yeah, they're all the influencers that were gonna leave Big Brother and go on Love Island or I'm making OnlyFans and all this kind of stuff. Not really sort of like not real people.
SPEAKER_01:Um so this time they've gone back to basics, they've got a whole heap of people in there.
SPEAKER_00:They've gotten some basics, all right.
SPEAKER_01:And look, I mean they've got like um 70 odd year old, no, 67-year-old um grandma in there.
SPEAKER_00:Um who calls herself a groovy granny, but who's who she's got no, but she's just her her her age group, you know what I mean?
SPEAKER_01:Yeah, yeah. Just a little bit above us. I mean, I love it because they are actually showing their true colours straight away.
SPEAKER_00:Oh, yeah in terms of just normal conversations, and there's some people in there that are really grinding gears for people.
SPEAKER_01:Some people are grinding my gears as well.
SPEAKER_00:Yeah, no, but there are some people that are really pissing people off, which is the whole point of the experiment. Like, but the other thing as well, the clown that's in there that keeps talking about like he's such a misogynist in all his views, and he's talking about like where women should be in the kitchen and stuff like that. And he he's just he is an imbecile, right? Um, and his 35-year-old man, I think you know, he's a 25-year-old man that looks like he's 30, that's still living at home with his mum, but he's talking about how nobody should have bad teeth now because it's so reasonably priced to do. And I'm sitting there going, You're a tradie that earns well, right? And you're living at home with your mum, so you don't pay rent.
SPEAKER_01:He's talking to people that are single mums and stuff like that, you know, basically saying that they should have all this and have that. So yeah, they should look good. It is not good. He's he's a dick, he's hot. He's hot.
SPEAKER_00:I'd fuck him hard. He's a good looking guy, and I would fuck him hard, and I would try and trust him.
SPEAKER_01:Yeah, he has been pulled up on it. Yeah, yeah, yeah. He has been pulled up on it. Yeah, pull him up. And that's what I'm saying. This is the good thing about it, is you've got the generations like ours and above that are pulling up the people that are thinking that they know everything and they should be entitled to everything.
SPEAKER_00:I think the deeper we go into it, that Alana, the the one that's gone in there is the house mum, not the grandma. Yeah, yeah. I I just think I'm liking her more and more. She's she's like her. No. But I think because she's actually putting people back in their places, right? But also still being caring and and compassionate.
SPEAKER_01:But she's also she's she's also been on the fence in terms of like not going too far with the older group because she's not far from them as well.
SPEAKER_05:Yeah, yeah.
SPEAKER_01:So I would say that she's the the middle bracket of everything. Yeah, so middle, middle to top, but she's more sort of like I think more of a general person that has her views but sits back and waits, and then she'll tell him if they overstep the mark.
SPEAKER_00:Yeah, the hotest on there, Vinny, he's the hottest. He's a yeah, he's hot. Very, very good. Right, very but even Colin.
SPEAKER_01:Colin Colin's got Tourette's. No, no, no, Connor. No, Connor. That's Connor.
SPEAKER_00:Connor's awesome, he has Tourette and he grunts and he grinds his teeth. Yeah, grinds.
SPEAKER_01:But he's just so cool though.
SPEAKER_00:He's cool, he's cool.
SPEAKER_01:He's such a great guy. He's great. I think he'll go all the way. I think he would.
SPEAKER_00:I think I think it'll look. I'm enjoying it. But we've also got the pretty girls that think they're pretty and they've been put in their places.
SPEAKER_01:But they are pretty, they are pretty, but what you say is but they've got the attitude that goes with it. Yeah, they're they think. I would too. No. You know that it doesn't work.
SPEAKER_00:If I if like, and I am good looking, obviously, I'm stunning, right? Um, yeah, but like if I was as pretty as um Snow White, as Holly, I'd be fucking fully up myself. I'd be in front of a mirror fingering myself every day.
SPEAKER_01:No, right? Look, she's not she's pretty gorgeous, she is pretty, and she is a model, I get it.
SPEAKER_00:But her attitude and her way of like coming across she's had so many people her whole life just pandering to her. I know. So this is what's very good and very interesting, and why I think she should stay in the house is because she's being taught that she's not the centre of the universe. So this is where we should have this coin, and I can be negative, but she's taught she's not the centre of the universe, which is great for her, and it's gonna help her in the long run, but she just can't listen to that opinion.
SPEAKER_01:Yeah, that's what I'm saying. She can't absorb negativity. No, she cannot listen to that opinion. She can give opinions, but she can't take it. Yep. And that's exactly where her downfall is. Um, but like you said, I mean, I'm not saying that she's not pretty because she does not. Coco's gorgeous.
SPEAKER_00:Coco's gorgeous, Bogan.
SPEAKER_01:She is. I mean, she she looks like Cameron Diaz, a young Cameron Diaz. She does.
SPEAKER_00:Yeah.
SPEAKER_01:And there's aspects of her when she is not boganized, um, she comes across as very, you know, she can know but and then she says something, and I'm like, oh fuck you, just open your mouth again.
SPEAKER_00:When she made her entrance look, that was stunning. Oh, she was. So she dressed perfectly. Absolutely. But yeah, but anyway, but yeah, um, all right, so that's pretty much our chatter for the week. So we're now gonna go into if I can find it, where the fuck is it? This one here.
SPEAKER_04:They're grumpy, they're gay, they've got something to say. From traffic cues to crook cues, they'll bitch it all the way. Gabe Max Pet peeves!
SPEAKER_00:It's our pet peeves, Dave. It is. What's made you cranky this week? Oh, okay. I mean, apart from the news.
SPEAKER_01:It's summertime, as you know. Coming up to summer time.
SPEAKER_00:Yep.
SPEAKER_01:So what do you crave more than anything? Coke. Uh-huh. You crave ice cream or frozen drinks. Oh, yeah. Now, what is the we had a frozen drink the other day, right? But what's the fucking point in going up to a fast food outlet, asking for a frozen drink, only to be given it, and it's all fucking melted before you can get it.
SPEAKER_00:Oh, well, that's silly.
SPEAKER_01:Well, you I gave you yours and yours is fucking melted.
SPEAKER_00:I didn't, I just thought it was because you'd taken like cutting out again. No, it wasn't, though.
SPEAKER_01:So it came out melted. It came out, yeah. Well, that's shit. That's what I'm saying. So the machines don't even have fucking frozen stuff in them. So what's the point now? Or you ask for a mixed and they said no, we've only got coke. So you pay for it online and then you go and ask for it, and you've asked, especially this is McDonald's more than anything, and you can choose the flavours you want.
SPEAKER_00:Yep.
SPEAKER_01:And then you go, no, sorry, you've got to have coke. And I'm like, well, guess I'll have coke then because I've already fucking paid for it.
SPEAKER_00:Guess I'm having coke. Yeah. So what's the point?
SPEAKER_01:Sorry, that's my people.
SPEAKER_00:Yeah, no, I get it. I I I can empathize and I can relate. Yep. And I can relate because I wanted a fucking chocolate thick shake. A chocolate what? A fucking chocolate thick shake. A dick shake. Thick shake. I always wanted dick shake. I desperately wanted a thick shake, right? It was just something that got stuck in my head. And if something gets stuck in my head, and I'm actually feeling a warm on when we leave here and head over to um Cleo. I want one, right? Um, and I wanted one and I missed the first Maccas because I thought, oh, I'm not gonna call in here. I was on my way home from work. Yep. And I thought I'm gonna get one at the next one. So I called into the Hungry Jacks, right? Pulled in, got to the window because I was driving the whole time, so I didn't have time to check the app. Can I get a chocolate pickshake, please? Sorry, our ice cream machine's broken. Go fuck yourself. Like, seriously, anytime it hits above friggin' 21 degrees, yeah, the ice cream machine breaks, right? And this is not just Hungry Jacks, this seems like to be a nationwide problem, right? I'm over it. Get your shit together, right? It's just not okay. I'm not happy with it. I because again, once I get something in my head that I need something, right? It has to happen. So it took me about four days before I could get a fucking chocolate picture for the city. And you then went and asked for the But then I so I changed up because I was already in the drive-thru line and it was a long line, right? So I thought, fuck it. So I said, I'll get an iced coffee then instead, right? The iced latte, right? Cool, done. Took an old up paid, done. I get to the window, and this fucking 12-year-old, right? Really polite, really friendly. Here you go, sir, thank you. And I've gone, like, it's a fucking coffee, a hot coffee. And like, I'm dying here. I wanted a fucking thick shake, which you can't deliver. Then I've asked for an ice latte. Again, I'm gay, all right? I'm okay. Because that's what we drink. Well, you do. Love them, dude. Nice and creamy and delicious and sweet. Um, right. And then get fucking handed a coffee out the window and thinking, like, a regular coffee. I went, I'm not even gonna fucking argue because this kid was so friendly and so polite that it wasn't his fault.
SPEAKER_01:It was just it was his fault. He made that.
SPEAKER_00:No, it was someone's fault, right? But it wouldn't have been his because he was really nice, right? So I just came home, poured my fucking coffee in no, I put ice cubes into a jar, into a glass, and poured the coffee over it and sort of swirled it around and made myself an iced coffee instead. So it was kind of So you won. Uh I know I didn't win, but I eventually won because I got a thick shake eventually, and it was really yummy when I did get it. Um but now I think I need another one now that I'm talking about it. So we will get one of those on the way.
SPEAKER_01:And I'll let you know if he does or not.
SPEAKER_00:Uh yeah, you I'll get one. I told you. Okay. How many stops?
SPEAKER_01:Well, I'm gonna carry on with like what's inexpecting. Well, all mine's food related this week. Okay, which is surprising because I'm always car related.
SPEAKER_00:Yeah, you're always noise related.
SPEAKER_01:Yeah, well, I think it's because again, it's a season when you've got the summer fruits coming in.
SPEAKER_00:Yep.
SPEAKER_01:And you go, and this is not any particular supermarket, it can be any grocery store or anything like that. But what I fucking hate is when you buy a punnet or maybe two punnets of like strawberries or raspberries or soft fruit, right? And you get them home and then you open them up, and then half of them are fucking mouldy or they're fucking so squashed. Okay, because you can't see. Alright, okay. Now I know you are working, that's more. But look, but it gets my grind, my gear, sorry, because you're not gonna take them back because they're like huge you've opened them and having them for fucking three or four days anyway.
SPEAKER_00:Alright, so alright, I've got a rebuttal here. Alright. I've got a rebuttal. Oh, okay. Alright. I'm playing, I've been watching, I've been listening to um the teacher's pet. Two talking about trials and stuff like that. Yeah, yeah, yep, yep. So, do you not have eyes where you could pick up the packet yourself and have a quick lap at them before you take them home?
SPEAKER_01:And I always do. But what I'm saying is that always gonna be one or two that have got fungus on the buck and bottom of it. It spreads like fucking like it does, it goes through them real quick.
SPEAKER_00:But strawberries are not great at the moment from a seasonal point of view, right? There's too many of them and they're just not great. So um, so I'm not making excuses for the supermarket.
SPEAKER_01:No, but it just it annoys me that they they should make the packaging bigger so they're not squashed down. Because what happens is you the lid squashes them down and makes them all like mushy in the bottom, and that's what causes the the actual product, whether it be time, temperature, um, all that kind of stuff. Put like a piece of like um absorbent paper in them as they make them.
SPEAKER_00:So it's all the cost, you'll still want your strawberries at a dollar fifty a punt, then aren't you?
SPEAKER_01:I'd rather well you can get the finger in the bin anyway, so what's the point?
SPEAKER_00:But yeah, okay. All right, okay, okay. All right, that's that's my that's a fairyish one, but yeah, I get it. But yeah. Um so my second one is is it's kind of my second and third are the kind of the same, so I'm gonna move them into one, all right? So people listening to things on their fucking phone without headphones, right? Like, it doesn't my head in, right? It's in 2025, they're not even expensive. You can pick them up for like 10 bucks, 10 bucks, five bucks, yeah, yeah, right. You can pick up a set of five bucks, right? If you want really good ones, yes, like the Apple iPod Max's 900 bucks, and they're amazing and they're worth every cent. Because you got them there, didn't you? Yes, I'm gonna be able to do that. Someone wanted a pair. Someone wanted a pair, yeah. And they're amazing, right? They really are fucking spectacular. I'd like to go, yeah, because he's too selfish.
SPEAKER_01:Sorry, no joke.
SPEAKER_00:I'll put them on your head, I'll put them on your mouth too. Um, but yeah, um, they're amazing. So yeah, but it's just like, and you're not you're listening to shit music, right? Anyway, if you got it that loud, right? Yeah, they are. It's crap music, it's always the shit music. If it was good music, I wouldn't complain. I'd go up there and start dancing. So you're what about these other people? But these other people, not you, no, your music's good. Okay. I yo, I like your music 95% of the time. Um, but yeah, um, so the thing is that loud music on trains, right? Especially in a quiet carriage, right? So I always choose the quiet carriage, right? Because number one, I can't take calls then, so it's really good because I have to say sorry, quite courage to everyone.
SPEAKER_01:He's whispering now. I think because you're on grind, everything.
SPEAKER_00:No, no, okay. No, no, no, no, not on the way home. Too fucking tired. Okay. Um to even think about it. Oh, I know what it is. He's watching fucking drag race. I'm watching drag race. He is, right? And luckily, the Apple EarPod Max is not sponsored, but if you want to sponsor me, um they got great noise cancelling. Then again, I don't have Apple, so that's why. So I don't I don't hear it, but I until I pop my headphones on, I can hear it. And I think to myself, for the rest of the people on the train, I think, like you've come to all quite courage, it's got signage everywhere. So not only can't you read, but you just can't function in society because everyone knows that you've got a headphone, Jack. Your phone would have come with headphones, put it in your fucking easy moron. Um, but yeah, that's my take on headphones.
SPEAKER_01:Good man.
SPEAKER_00:I know, I know. Have you got any other creaky shit?
SPEAKER_01:I've just got one more. Again, it's it's it's more supermarket related, not necessarily what is food as well, but it's Audi this time. And I love Aldi. I mean, Aldi are one of my go-to places, as you know. Yep. I tend to go to all I go to all the supermarkets, but I love Aldi because mainly mainly for the middle. Yep. But sometimes they have some good fruit and veg in there. Sometimes they do. Yep. But what I don't get is white Aldi's do not have weighing scales. Everything is like all the all the fruit that is like individual. Are they all each? Hey? Are they all each? No, yeah. Well, you got you got punits and you've got like packaged stuff, but they've got no scales for weighing anything. And you've got things like watermelons, it says like 199 a kilo, but how are you gonna know how much a fucking kilo is? Because you can't weigh it. They've got no weighing scales at all in any of their stores, and they never have had. I thought it was a legal thing that they had. Well, they should do. I I don't get it because they're advertising per kilo or per weight, and they've got nothing to weigh up. So if you're getting like individual items like potatoes, carrots, or whatever it might be, yep. So there's no there's no like bananas as well. You can't even weigh your bananas. Okay, I did not even know that. So, Aldi, you get your fucking git. I mean, it doesn't take much to have weighing scales. No, it doesn't at all. You know what I mean? Two sets of wearing scales is all you need, one either side. Yep. Um, and it would help tremendously because I would buy more loose stuff because I know what it weighs. So I tend to go for the pre-packaged stuff because it's already giving you the price.
SPEAKER_00:Yeah, yeah. Oh, there you go. I did not know. Did not know. So that's my pet peeve. Okay, all right. Well, that's that's us for the day. It is. All right, sorry, it's been a very disjointed segment, but I hope we get through it all. Um, you know, we've got one coming up with Miami soon. Yeah. And it's gonna be fucking.
SPEAKER_01:We wanted to get this one done just just because we've done one in a couple weeks. Well, we need to get it done because we're going away next week and we want to get that one done. Yeah, um, so yeah, so just we thought we'd just give you all a little bit of a an update of what's happening in our lives and you know, something that we thought might work, but obviously it didn't. But if you can get past it and you can smile, then you know we can we can work on that segment anyway. Yeah, it's always good talking to you all. But we do have one coming up with Miami that's gonna be all very she's already got this already pre-planned, so this is gonna be very, very good for me and Matt, because she's gonna take control away from Matt. She's gonna take she's gonna be the dom top. She is gonna be the badass bitch.
SPEAKER_00:Yeah, yeah. And it's gonna be fun, it really is, you know. So hopefully we can get um someone else over for that one as well. Yeah, yeah, absolutely. No, she wouldn't do that one, I don't think. But yeah, no. Yeah, Britney, we're talking about you. You wouldn't do that one because you'll be too scared. Well, you need to come over anyway and do one. You need to do one. Bite the bullet and just come along and do it. Come on, you'll be fine. You can do it, you can do it. Alrighty, I've been Matt. And I've been Dave, as always. And we'll chat to you next time. Bye. That's a wrap from us. We've been your Fully Grown Homos, and we look forward to opening your mind, your ears, and your curiosities. Don't forget to like, comment, and subscribe, and share our podcast with your curious friends. You can contact us on Fully Grown Homos Podcast at gmail.com or any of our socials Fully Grown Homos Podcast.
