Fully Grown Homos Podcast
Fully Grown Homos Podcast
From Anzac Day to Bizarre Aphrodisiacs: This Week We Discovered Watermelon Makes You Hard
Ever wondered what foods might naturally boost your libido? Or why your pee smells strange after eating asparagus? Dave and Matt tackle these burning questions and more in this laugh-out-loud episode packed with bizarre food facts and their usual brand of unfiltered gay commentary.
The episode kicks off with the boys recounting their Anzac Day adventures at Panthers club in Western Sydney, where solemn remembrance meets spirited celebration. Between the two-up gambling and paying respects to fallen soldiers, they confess their real passion for the day was people-watching—specifically, admiring the abundance of attractive men. Their hilariously detailed observations about one particularly well-endowed gentleman will have you in stitches (and possibly blushing).
Next, they share their experience at a Panthers versus Manly rugby league match, where they enjoyed the luxury of corporate lounge access. Their wide-eyed descriptions of the state-of-the-art stadium make it clear this was a highlight of their week, though Dave's bathroom observations suggest he found other highlights as well.
The main course of the episode serves up surprising revelations about foods with sexual benefits. Did you know porridge oats might boost testosterone? Or that watermelon functions similarly to Viagra when consumed in large quantities? From oysters (which Matt finds revolting) to the infamous durian fruit (described as smelling like "rotten flesh"), the hosts explore traditional and scientific claims about aphrodisiacs with their trademark humour.
The episode rounds out with "Dave's Letter of the Day," an educational segment unpacking gay terminology beginning with B—including "baby gay," "bear," and "beard." A listener's hilarious story about an awkward checkout experience with suggestive produce adds the perfect dessert to this feast of an episode.
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Speaker 1:Fully Grown Homos with Dave and Matt. It's another week with the Fully Grown Homos and as usual, dave, we've been busy boys, we've got lots of friends and we do lots of stuff, don't we?
Speaker 2:Well, trying to keep up with your diary, Matt, is something I can't ever keep up with.
Speaker 1:Well, it is a task and, yeah, I almost forgot about one of our events this week, didn't?
Speaker 2:I Dave, which we're doing today.
Speaker 1:Which we're doing tonight, but we'll talk about that in a second. But what have we done this week, dave?
Speaker 2:Well, what haven't we done? It's been a long weekend again. It's just after Easter, so we've had a long weekend. Easter, short week, back to the weekend again, and it was Anzac Day this weekend, anzac Day this weekend, so that was a Friday, friday, saturday, sunday off.
Speaker 1:Yep to work on Monday, so I'm going to get some rest. Yeah, I'll get your.
Speaker 2:Get some rest. Yeah, no, I don't get. Get your energy back.
Speaker 1:I didn't get rest at work trust me, I don't do that at all but yeah, so Anzac Day, what did we do?
Speaker 2:Let's tell our listeners Well, we went to Panthers because that's our special place, that's where we go, that. And if you don't know where Panthers is, it's a place in the western suburbs of Sydney, penrith. Panthers is an RSL, yeah, well, not an RSL. It is an RSL, yeah, penrith, no. No, it's not, it's a league club.
Speaker 1:Yeah, it is a league club. You're right, it's a league club and it's fun. Yeah, lots and lots of fun Now Day there, for a couple of reasons. Number one the parking's great. Number one it's our club that we go to every other day pretty much, or at least a couple of times a week. And then we went there last year and really, really, really enjoyed it. So we decided we'd best do that again, and we did so. We went to Anzac Day. We got there, had early breakfast, yeah, we had early breakfast, so my sister's back from her holidays, so she joined us.
Speaker 1:She joined us for brekkie, and then we come back home for a little while, dropped off the cars, sorted the dogs out played with the puppies a little bit and stuff like that, sorted them out and then went back to Panthers at lunchtime-ish or just before lunchtime, yeah, probably about half past eleven, wasn't it? Grabbed a table and waited for two up to commence, but it was busy by the time we got there, wasn't it?
Speaker 2:It was busy Because people start drinking around about 8, 9, 10 in the morning. Non-stop, and it's a very, very poignant day to remember anyway, you're remembering the fallen heroes of the war Correct and everybody has that really connected.
Speaker 1:You know support and respect, don't they? Yeah, everyone With the older generations, I suppose Everyone's got some relative that they know that I guess that either fought or has fought for me.
Speaker 2:But what I'm saying is the whole day is very special in terms of remembering them. It is, but it's also about having fun. It's also about you know, connecting, embracing people. It's also about having fun. It's also about you know, connecting, embracing people. It's about you know, living life and having that opportunity to both remember and go forward and have fun.
Speaker 1:Yeah, pay respects but also have fun as well. And 2UP was part of the day. I came out fairly, even I didn't take part. I mean I like watching it. I never do, dave doesn't play 2UP, but he does enjoy watching it and stuff like that. But the day doesn't play too up, but he does enjoy watching it and stuff like that. But what we really enjoyed was people watching.
Speaker 2:Well, we always enjoy people watching, it doesn't matter where we are. All these guys are normally at work or normally doing something else, yeah, so we do see a different crowd, I suppose, than what we would normally see, and it's a very family-orientated event. Ae lots of daddies.
Speaker 1:Daddies go to gamble.
Speaker 2:Mummies sit there with the kids and no, there's, there's different. Go to the toilets to have a quick fucking sneaky peek in the toilet what.
Speaker 1:I don't know what you're talking about, um, but um, maybe I have a glance sideways and if I'm happen to be there, um, but yeah, but this year was was spectacular from a men's perspective. There was lots of hot men. There was a couple there that really really stood out for different reasons, like tight trousers, tight shorts. There was a guy there that had these tight shorts on and his bold was fucking enormous. It was enormous Like it literally had its own postcode. I thought to myself, like fucking hell, I want to follow that address home. I want to.
Speaker 2:And I tried to see Give me the stamp, I'll lick it. You pillow I tried.
Speaker 1:Yeah, fucking hell, I'll lick it. It's front and back. But yeah, I tried to actually see whether he actually went to the bathroom at any stage. I don't think he did. I didn. But every time we walked past I thought to myself holy shit, I want to remember that. I was standing next to him in the two-up ring. A couple of times I looked down and I'm thinking, yep, it's as big as it looks when it's just walking past and you can see the fucking outline of the head and the balls must be tucked. On the other side. I'm sitting there going, yep, that's definitely a fat dick and some nice balls there. But yeah, so that was really good. And then there was the really really ridiculously handsome looking guy in the green shirt that you were enamoured by. It pointed him out to me about 10 times.
Speaker 2:Is this the one that looked like our friend from the cruise? Yeah, yeah, yeah, it looked a bit like Troy.
Speaker 1:Yeah, he was really handsome, and Troy is very, very handsome. Troy's a very handsome man as well. Yeah, this was really handsome.
Speaker 2:And Troy is very, very handsome.
Speaker 1:Troy's a very handsome man as well. Yep, yep, this guy looked really handsome as well. So Dave was a bit obsessed with him. He's gone, oh my God.
Speaker 2:Well, he just looked like him a lot, didn't he? He looked so hot as hell.
Speaker 1:And I didn't take my phone off. I'm going to kick your ass. I know I'm sorry and you'd think, dave would know this by now. But no, dave doesn't know this by now, but anyway that's all right, and he can not get a message or an alert all day, and as soon as we sit down and put the headphones on in the mic zone mic zone you can guarantee it goes. It's like he's Grindr and he's Tinder and all of the above are going off. None of those ones.
Speaker 2:It's just Brittany trying to contact me. Yeah, no doubt. She has a sixth sense of being able to know exactly when you're sitting in front of a mic.
Speaker 1:But yeah, so we had a great fun day at Anzac Day. We finished around about 9.30.
Speaker 2:It was a long day.
Speaker 1:Your sister drove home, didn't she, yeah, she came back home, got her little Xena and drove home Xena being her dog.
Speaker 2:Yeah, xena, and drove home Xena being her dog.
Speaker 1:Yeah, xena's her dog, not a sex toy. No, no, yeah, she's got plenty of those, but yeah. But then we hung out with Dick and Fanny and some other friends there as well, yep, so yeah, at the club and played the raffles. I was the only one to win, as per standard for me.
Speaker 1:Yep, but yeah, and it was a fun day. But then yesterday we went to the Panthers versus Manly game so it's a home game and A lovely friend of ours gave us tickets to a corporate lounge Not a corporate box, but a corporate lounge, holy fuck.
Speaker 2:It was special. Now we went to the grand final two years ago because I won tickets that, yeah, and this outstripped that event didn't really. Yeah, I mean, this was only a home game, which they're playing in a different club at the moment, because a club a different stage, different has been redone, yep um 14 and a half thousand people there. But this stadium is next level. It's just so modern, so cool. So, yeah, it's state of the art. It's state of the art like, I mean the.
Speaker 1:I went out into the general public because I wanted to have a cruise around and um see what was out there from a, um, hot man perspective as well. I'll correct the footy. There was a few hot men always at the footy, always at the footy, um. But like the stadium itself, it had, like um, its own food outlets. It had, like, sushi, it had eljana, it had all these options for food so you wouldn't be stuck, regardless of what you wanted to eat. So it was actually really, really good it was an easy layout as well, wasn't?
Speaker 1:it. It's a really easy layout. Look where we got dropped off to. Where we had to walk to was a long way um, yeah, yeah, but like it was a long way, um, and for people that have, I guess, um mobility issues, and that was a bit of an issue, but, like for us, it was fine. We're young and fit and hot and all that kind of stuff.
Speaker 2:And there's a few of us on the bus, isn't there? There wasn't many, but I mean Panthers put on a great night so thank you so much to the people that organised that for us. Yeah, that was awesome and obviously thank you to our friend that gave us tickets.
Speaker 1:She came along with us with her son, didn't she? Yeah, we had a son on that. That was fun, but that was a lot of fun. And then tonight we're actually going to go to Nocturnal, which is a scenic world which is in the Blue Mountains there, which is about 70km from the CBD in Sydney.
Speaker 2:Yeah, something like that beautiful places overlooking the Jamison.
Speaker 1:Valley, but this is like a light show if you've heard of Vivid Mountains Overlooking the Jamison Valley. But this is like a light show. At night time. If you've heard of Vivid, which is a big event in Sydney, this is similar to that, but a little bit smaller, but it's just so nice so you go down into the forest don't you, Yep? You go down to the forest, you wander through, look at the lights and all that kind of stuff.
Speaker 2:They light it all up in different areas so the trees are lit up, but they've also incorporated ambient music playing ornamental statues that light up interactive CGI sort of like graphics Little graphics on little mesh screens. This great big spider will come shooting towards you and it will just stop right in your face, it's like wow, that's amazing, it's really really cool. Having birds flying through the trees.
Speaker 1:I'm looking forward to seeing what tonight has on offer, and we'll no doubt give you a bit of a roundup on that They've got the steepest railway line in the Southern Hemisphere.
Speaker 2:Well, Seabank Hills.
Speaker 1:Railway is the steepest.
Speaker 2:In the Southern Hemisphere, isn't it? And it was scary as fuck last year we went backwards on it, didn't we? Yeah, so we didn't come down. We went back.
Speaker 2:we were looking down, but riding the train going backwards yeah, I think so so as you sit in the cabin, you're facing forwards, because there's only one direction you can face, which is forwards anyway. So when you're going down, it's scary enough as it is because there's a fucking steep, steep incline. But coming back up is just as bad, because as you're going up, you're going up a little bit of a pace, but you're looking down in front of you and all you can see is this fucking thing in deeper and deeper, deeper, deeper and deeper.
Speaker 1:Yeah, it's fun, it's hell fun, but it's great and then, and then you've got the sky track, sky thing over, yeah, yeah, which is like a sky train.
Speaker 2:Yeah, you go from one side to the other on a big cable car. Cable car, thank you. Yep, that's all right.
Speaker 1:Well, that's hope the rope doesn't break um no, yeah, but um yeah, we're gonna have some fun with that as well we've got different friends going this year. Yeah, we have we co-host some different people, so today's well, that was this week, yeah that was our weekend. We'll come back and tell you a little bit more about Nocturnal later next week, when we're ready for that.
Speaker 1:I remember all about the game later on when he reminds himself that he saw a few hot guys, especially in the beard Fucking hell. I saw him first, dave saw him first and came out and he said, oh my God, check out that guy. And I had a look and I went yeah, he's hot. And he went you should see what he's packing Right.
Speaker 1:And Dave described it right as he was standing at the ur, had this big set of balls and a nice fat cock, a nice uncut cock, and he said it wasn't huge, but it was nice and fat and everything like that. And I was in there. And then, lo and behold, I looked over and the same guy had walked up to the urinal and I thought I was literally just about to finish and walk out and I thought, no, I need to stick around for this. And I looked over and I went holy, fuck the balls, like I've got big hands, and the balls are as big as bloody both my fists together pretty much. And it wasn't elephantitis or anything like that, it was just a really big, huge set of balls and a really fat dick.
Speaker 2:And he was thin as fuck and he was very handsome and it was just like oh come with me going for him. Um, but yeah, I was um quite aroused and uh, anyway, we're gonna move forward, because I want to keep this one a bit shorter, speaking of arousal and and all something exciting.
Speaker 1:We're talking about food facts this week. So bizarre slash, sexy food facts this week. Dave, we're going to cover off a little bit, so do you want to go first with your food fact?
Speaker 2:Yeah, I'll go first. I'll go first because this is interesting, because for me, I only just found this out. I've never heard of this before, but hey. So it says that porridge oats. It says we, as in the British people eat 47 million gallons of porridge each winter and according to some, it could raise the pulses in the bedroom. Experts have actually found that oats help to free locked testosterone in the body, rebalancing the levels of the hormone and increasing sex drive. There you go, there you go. So if you want to get your rocks off, go and eat some porridge oats.
Speaker 1:That's maybe where that's saying so your oats, so your oats yeah, we keep on saying these analogies of words, don't we?
Speaker 2:yeah, there you go. I knew there was another one.
Speaker 1:Yeah, there you go sowing your oats this week so there you go see, I'm not a fan of oats, but then again I have a high enough sex drive anyway.
Speaker 2:So um, as dave found out last night when we were oh yeah, I was trying to go to sleep and matt just raped me, as usual. I didn't. Can you not use the word rape?
Speaker 1:I'll go to jail. Consensual rape yeah, consensual rape, it was fine, it's fine. I just laid there and let you do it.
Speaker 2:If he, if he said stop, I probably would have um well, I did a few times, but he just carried on, but not in a bad way, no, I just said stop and stop. And I said stop, don't stop, stop, don't stop.
Speaker 1:But yeah, so oats, okay. So see, I've got a really one that everyone knows here and it's supposed to be the biggest aphrodisiac, which is oysters. Right Now, personally, I think if you put an oyster near my mouth, I'm going to go and throw up.
Speaker 2:So it's not an aphrodisiac for me, but a lot of people do think it's an aphrodisiac day. What are your thoughts on oysters? Oh look, I thought I liked oysters from a young age. I had them, um, as a kid growing up, but again not many because they're expensive. Do you think they make you horny, though? Oh god, I don't think so.
Speaker 1:I I make you gag yeah, that's if that's good.
Speaker 2:I suppose I don't know. Yeah, oh no, I mean I don't think so, I make you gag yeah, that's great, if that's good.
Speaker 1:I suppose I don't know. Oh no, I don't gag. Normally I like to gag on the guy at the urinal, but yeah.
Speaker 2:No, I don't know, I don't know what it is about oysters. I think they're quite bland, yeah, but they're just like hard to swallow yeah.
Speaker 1:You know, not for me. I know our friend britney loves oysters, um, but she, I don't know that they make her horny, britney, do they make you horny? Um, um, so, yeah, um. So oysters, that's a no from me. Um, as far as an aphrodisiac goes, I think they're horrible, filthy, disgusting things. All right, what else you got, dave? So I got licorice is my next one, and you don't like licorice, do you? No, I do not. I love licorice. Sounds like I eat nothing, I know but you do.
Speaker 2:How the fuck did I get fat? You're not fat.
Speaker 1:I'm not now, but I did. I was.
Speaker 2:Yeah, but hey. Anyway. It says the Kama Sutra refers to the made from it for sexual vigor, but it has been found to stir emotions and modern times. In modern times, a study by chicago um smell and taste research foundation found that when people sniff licorice I've never heard of people sniffing licorice, but they go so they experience raised blood flow to the genitals. Okay, there you go. So licorice was um, what's that word? Was mingled with scents, including donuts and cola, and accounted for three of the top ten blood-pumping smells of study.
Speaker 1:Okay, yeah, blood-pumping, because it makes me want to gag and throw up. I love licorice, but look, that's self-induced, because when I was a younger boy I got really, really drunk on Black Sand, booker, okay. And so, therefore, I just can't do liquid anymore. Well, it's the same with popcorn for me.
Speaker 2:I had a bad experience with popcorn. I just burnt it and it nearly poisoned me to death. Popcorn attacked him Look, I'm okay now, I'm not as bad. But I remember for many, many, many years the smell of popcorn just made me throw up just instantly. You know Again, I think you know you're probably conditioned to that from bad experiences.
Speaker 1:I suppose Definitely, definitely, definitely there you go. Now did you know this? Probably not, you're going to tell me, though? I'm going to tell you right Watermelon, if eaten in large enough colonies, has a viagra effect. Oh really, you'd have to eat like a couple of watermelons to, but it'll actually keep you hard for longer okay, so how?
Speaker 2:I don't know how do they, how do they analyze that?
Speaker 1:I think it's the vitamins and stuff like that that are in it, right, but it does have a um, a, a positive, um, positive spin on, spin on your erectile dysfunction, really, and stuff like that. Yeah, it's not scientifically proven, but I read that years ago and found out about that, and then, when I was just doing some Googling as well, it says it's one of the richest sources of L-citrulline and something like that non-essential amino acids, and the body converts to L-carnitine in your body. Well, there you go.
Speaker 2:So yeah, so it's not just full of water. It makes you hard. No, it makes you hard Because that's what they say. Normally is water bad and it's just full of water.
Speaker 1:Yeah, it's full of stuff to make your dick hard.
Speaker 2:Well, why don't they make biogas tablets from?
Speaker 1:it maybe Well, I don't know, because maybe the blue colour was more marketable than red because, maybe red's for your heart and people wouldn't take it, I don't know Blood pumping.
Speaker 2:I don't know, I don't know. But yeah, watermelon, why biogas blue?
Speaker 1:Oh, I don't know that.
Speaker 2:Don't ask me that questions matt, because that's the color the freaking super farmer chose. Obviously the blue tablet. The blue tablet, yes, and that was originally meant for something else. Yes, it was hot, it was um heart related, related stuff. So yeah, but yeah, there you go um, so every day's a school day here at fully grown homos.
Speaker 1:Yep, I'm gonna do one more, okay for me.
Speaker 2:Are you one more to go?
Speaker 1:yeah, I got one more after all, right, so I've got the durian fruit and you've got one more to go.
Speaker 2:Yeah, I've got one more after All. Right, so I've got the durian fruit, and you've heard of durian fruit. I've heard of them. I can't stand them.
Speaker 1:Yeah, so durian. Anyone that doesn't know what durian is? It's a big spiky fruit that's very tropical Indonesian Yep. And it's on the doors in Thailand. When I've been to Thailand it has a on this.
Speaker 2:There's no smoking and no durian in the rooms, so it stinks like dirty, so ban them as well, don't they?
Speaker 1:some cultures ban them but yeah, so.
Speaker 2:So it says basically, this is a prickly fruit that grows in southeast asia. When cut it smells of its flesh and has been compared to rotten onions and even manure. Now for me it smelled like rotten flesh it smells like socks dirty. Yeah, okay, different people have done experience, but I smell like it's just rank. You even want to cut it.
Speaker 2:I thought fuck this I paid so much for it, though I paid so much money, I thought I'm gonna fucking try it. I put it in my mouth and I fucking threw up. Yeah, it tasted like it smelled. It was fucking. I don't think I've ever put it in my mouth because it smelled so bad. So it was a weird consistency as well.
Speaker 1:Didn't like it at all yeah, anyway, I don't like custard apples and it reminds me of the look of a custard apple. I like custard apples, but that wasn't like that.
Speaker 2:No, yeah, anyway, it says. Despite this smell, it is believed to increase the sex drive. According to one indonesian proverb, the durian as a durian fruit falls and the sarongs come up. Okay, okay, yeah, but there may be some scientific fact behind this a study in the, the Bajaratar University, if that's pronounced right. I can't say it.
Speaker 1:Yeah, probably the most pronounced word in India.
Speaker 2:Yeah, Found that the fruit contains oestrogen not oestrogen but oestrogen claiming that it could increase fertility. Durian fruit can be brought in the UK Chinese supermarkets and is made into candy biscuits or cooked with coconut milk and spices. There you go. I'm fucking glad I haven't tried any of that yeah, yeah, yeah, could you imagine that?
Speaker 1:and bloody, um, what's what? Cinnamon? Oh fuck, dave loves cinnamon. No, it's a devil sperm. Dave loves cinnamon. It's not gross, it's disgusting. So my last one, yep, is um something that I do love Asparagus. I love asparagus, but do you think it actually affects the flavour? Slash, because this isn't about sexual, this one at all. This one is just asparagus affecting the flavour of your pee and your cum.
Speaker 2:Well, I wouldn't go drinking pee, so I wouldn't eat that one.
Speaker 1:No, but you can smell it If you've eaten lots of asparagus. No, because when it's in season, I love it. Yeah, and I love barbecue. If I'm barbecuing, I love to barbecue asparagus right. Yeah, because I like it just cooked through and nice and crunchy and crispy, and that's only one of the vegetables you like isn't it.
Speaker 2:No, I like a lot of vegetables, but it's nice when it's. I like it when it's slightly hard. Yeah as well. Yeah, I sit there and I eat it by the whole tin.
Speaker 1:I love it, but I reckon it definitely does. But also the shape of the smell of your. It's a bit sexual. Yeah, it's a bit phallic, isn't it? Definitely yeah, but um, it definitely does affect the smell of your urine in a, in a pleasant way. In an own not so pleasant, oh so it's a bit more so like we have lots of cabbage and stuff like that, because that makes your pee smell well, quite rank yeah, yeah it's okay yeah, so I think it's just.
Speaker 2:Maybe the sort of chlorophyll or whatever's inside it may make sure your pee smell a little bit weird yeah so like yeah, so yeah, asparagus there.
Speaker 1:Now I've actually got a list of the top eight. So what does that do to you? Anyway, I know it.
Speaker 2:Just it just smells bad, that's all, all right, so it's just a chatter, but is it?
Speaker 1:yeah, but then I've got, let me, let me talk. This one here is that I've got the top eight food things for making you last longer in bed. Okay, as well. So you got watermelon yeah, which obviously we discussed that got apples, ginger, banana, garlic, pomegranate beets and avocado why the fuck isn't that made into a smoothie? That's exactly my thought process. Wow, apart from the actual garlic, I like garlic, yeah, but not in the smoothie. You never know, it might taste a lot.
Speaker 2:No Small amounts of it.
Speaker 1:Maybe trace amounts, but the rest of it sounds like a fucking delicious smoothie. Could you? Imagine that It'll keep you hard for fucking hours.
Speaker 2:Could you hours Next time?
Speaker 1:we go to church. I'm getting the smoothie out of this. I've screenshot it so that I can actually ask for a smoothie of this I'm going to actually just hand it over, janine. Janine, I've got something for you.
Speaker 2:Testosterone.
Speaker 1:No, it's called hard, hard smoothies, hard smoothies, let's do it let's work together on this. Janine, I love you. You're my favourite human. I would work together on this. Janine, I love you. You're my favorite human. Um, I would love to meet her. Oh, she's lovely she's amazing, she's amazing I can't believe she's gonna be on survivor this year again, I know, so I hope she lasts all the way to the end this time as well.
Speaker 1:She's so that's our food facts, our bizarre food facts, all right, so I hope you had a bit of fun with that. If you want us to cover off anything, um, make sure you hit us up on our socials. Fully Grown Homos Podcast on Instagram. But right now it's time for Dave's Letter of the Day, so you're going to reach in and grab my balls, mate. I'm going to grab your balls. Hang on, let me just jiggle in, jiggle in, jiggle in. And balls. Speaking of balls, let's go with the letter B, dave.
Speaker 2:Let's go with the letter B, Right? I'm just going to go to my list a minute and just check and see what I've got for the letter B and speaking of balls, I just got a notification which is quite funny.
Speaker 1:It's called Rate my. I'm following, Called what Rate? No Rate, oh Rate. I'm following a page. Holy fuck, Jesus Christ. Sorry, side note, look at the size of that thing. Oh wow, I'm following a thing called Rate my Balls on X. Yeah Right, and I just got a notification because I subscribe to it, because I like a nice heavy set of balls. But yeah, just got a notification saying that it popped up, so I will put that away. Otherwise I'll be distracted by dick and balls. All right, but it's not unusual.
Speaker 1:The letter B Dave hit me.
Speaker 2:What have we got? Okay, matt, so first on my list, I've got baby gay, Baby gay.
Speaker 1:Oh, so that's a really cute. Now these can also be older gentlemen that have just come out. They don't have to be young. Young people, no, it's just a terminology.
Speaker 2:It's called baby gay.
Speaker 1:Yeah, it's a baby gay. So the thing is that this is, if you're somebody that's just coming out.
Speaker 2:I know whose thing's going off.
Speaker 1:That's the same thing that's my wife's going off, but yeah, so if you're.
Speaker 2:Look at the mic. Look at the mic.
Speaker 1:Yeah, sorry I thought that might have been the girls turning up, but in which they will be imminently, no doubt. So baby gay is basically somebody that's fresh to coming out and being gay.
Speaker 2:So yeah, or not even coming out as yet, but they're fresh to being gay, so yeah, and that's um, and that can go into lesbians and bisexual people as well.
Speaker 1:Yeah, so it's not just gay people, it's the lgbtq plus community. Yeah, baby days, yeah, there you go.
Speaker 2:Yeah, glad you enjoyed that I've been one of those for a long time. Okay, now you should know a bit about this, because you are slightly one, or you have been one in the past, but you're a leaner one now. So what about a bear? A bear.
Speaker 1:Are we talking about bears? So bears? In the queer community, in the LGBTQ plus community, bears are generally your hairier men, bigger, burly men, but they can be muscle bears.
Speaker 2:You've got very Muscle bears.
Speaker 1:You've got otters, you've got everyone, but if we're talking bear-specific, they're generally your bigger guys. Yeah, a bit rotund, a bit rotund, a bit chunky sometimes Chunky yep, and they're all full of body positivity, yep.
Speaker 2:And hairy, hairy, hairy, hairy.
Speaker 1:Yeah, positivity, yep, and um, hairy, hairy, hairy, hairy, yeah, hairy, and all that kind of stuff. Yeah, yeah, usually, usually, I say usually really friendly, accepting bunch of guys. Yep, right now I've come across a few that excuse me for a second absolute cunts, um, but they're a minority in amongst that community, because the bears I love the bears, they are a good community, um, so, yeah, and sort of which circumstances are different because we'd probably hang out with them a few or a bit more often because there were some really nice guys amongst them, yeah, yeah, but they're not.
Speaker 2:So, yeah, okay okay, uh, next one we got is batty boy or batty man. Oh, this is an english thing. It's not an english thing. Batty batty boy?
Speaker 1:yeah, but it's not yeah, this is an english, it's yeah, it's termed in the english yeah see, this is basically saying like you're a little queer boy, a little sort of gay boy. I remember being called a baddie boy once yeah no doubt um. I did, I did, it's never been ever something that's in that australian vocabulary?
Speaker 2:yeah, which doesn't, which surprises me, because they have everything else. Yeah, I know, but it's just not. It could be batoboy couldn't it?
Speaker 1:No, we just come out and call it as it is.
Speaker 2:We sort of come out and again Gay boy.
Speaker 1:Fag, you're poofed, you're homo. You're homo All those kind of stuff which we proudly own. You can call me a homo because I am, because I can. You can call me a poof. You can call me a fag you can call me whatever you want. I don't give a flying fuck because I suck dick.
Speaker 2:But actually the actual terminology, which might surprise you. So what's it mean? No, it does mean exactly what you said, but it's a homophobic Indian slur for gay men. Indian, indian, absolutely. This is where I was trying to correct you, because obviously the Britishish have picked up on that oh, but hang on.
Speaker 1:But the brits invaded in india so, therefore, it's probably come about via that and then let's come back to there okay, yeah, so there you go.
Speaker 2:It's a fact that I didn't know. There you go. Okay, I'm learning every day school day okay, what about by erasure?
Speaker 1:by erasure. So I know erasure and that's that really cool group from the 80s. It was yeah, but by erasure no no, you've got me.
Speaker 2:What would erasure mean to you in terminology?
Speaker 1:It'd be Jesus Christ, bless me, apologies, it would mean that you're erasing your bisexuality, erasing to get rid of right. So then, why would you be erasing?
Speaker 2:your bisexuality erasing to get rid of, right? So then, if you're, why would you be erasing your? Well, this is this, is it? It's the tendency to ignore the existence of bi people or bisexuality in society. Okay, yeah, well, our community is really good at that, or we're getting better at accepting, I know, but the actual term, bi erasure, is a word that describes that whole process.
Speaker 1:Okay, well, that's and the thing is that we're all really good at saying that little box doesn't exist or that that group of people we know it does right like good fucking redhead moron that runs that american company country who tried to say that our trans brothers and sisters. Don't you mean a new pope? No, he's from somewhere else, I don't know where he is.
Speaker 2:No, the new Pope. They haven't got one yet. They haven't got the new Pope, I know. But what I'm saying is they're all saying that he wants to be the new Pope, donald.
Speaker 1:Oh really, don't say his name, I don't want. Yeah, pope Donald, I oh okay so therefore, yeah, bi erasure Okay, a term I've never heard of Bi people exist, yeah.
Speaker 2:Anyway, the last one which you'll have heard again would be beard, and it's not something we have on our face.
Speaker 1:Oh, beard. So you mean when a lady marries a man and the man it doesn't have to be a man, or generally.
Speaker 2:It's to cover up. It's not a man that's cover up their face.
Speaker 1:Yeah, use. It's usually a man that sort of has a wife, yep um, who basically has a wife for the outside world.
Speaker 2:But and we know a lot of these people.
Speaker 1:We do know quite a few, a lot of these people but is undercover gay um or down low or discreet or something like that. But, yeah, they have their beard, which is usually their, and it's usually when they're younger and stuff like that, but we also know quite a few that are our age. But, yeah, a beard is basically something you wear around your head, Cover your face, Exactly.
Speaker 2:So yeah, it's basically yeah, yeah that's the terminology for it.
Speaker 1:Well, there you go.
Speaker 2:So that's my b letter of the day's letter of the day. Yeah yeah, maybe that's deep next time and get a different letter in my ball sack yeah, I'll jiggle it around because, yeah, we've had a few now, so they haven't come.
Speaker 1:They're not in sequential order, so that's no, not at all. I mean, like I said, I mean you just pulled that letter.
Speaker 2:We never know what's going to come out of Dave's balls and this is why I've got to go through my list to make sure I've got everything I've written down, because otherwise I've got no idea what Matt's going to pull out of my ball bag.
Speaker 1:Yes, so, Dave, now we haven't got a questioner of the day this time. Well, we have.
Speaker 2:No, it's not really. Some people have. It's not a question as such.
Speaker 1:This is something this is a little funny anecdote that one of our listeners has actually sent us through on our Instagram. So thank you very much. We really appreciate this. Now I've been in similar situations to this been on both the receiving end and the pranker and the participation and the pranker thing but this person actually works in retail and it's not me all right For a change, for a change. And they were on checkouts and they were only 17,. 18 at the time. Oh, so they were young. They were young, oh, okay.
Speaker 2:They were young. I thought it was going to be more of a show. No, they were young. What the actual store.
Speaker 1:The cashier. Okay, the cashier yeah, right, it was a young guy, right, and he was on the register. Guy, right, yeah, he was on the register. And this other guy basically come to his register and the guy had a cucumber I'm just checking my notes on this one A cucumber, a banana, a carrot right, yeah, put those on the counter. Then put a packet of condoms on right and a packet of tube of lube on there right and the guy sort of looked a bit sheepish. He describes that. He was like looking a bit sheepish and stuff like that. And then the customer actually said to him these are for my wife, but I'm not sure which one's harder and which one's going to work better, right? So he was asking the young experience he was asking this 17 year old now.
Speaker 1:My theory was that it would have been just for shits and giggles right stuff like that right, could it? Be, so, but this isn't.
Speaker 1:No, this is a few years ago, so it wasn't necessarily when I don't maybe so three or four years ago probably was done as a youtube prank or something, so he's probably been secretly videoed or something like that as well, but it would have been amusing. But he sat there and he basically said he looked mortified and didn't know what to answer and he just said that carrots are harder and then didn't give any more explanation. And then the guy said oh okay, thanks for that, and bought all of them anyway, bought everything. I would have told him carrots and we know you would have told him carrots.
Speaker 1:I would have told him carrots, and we know you would have told him carrots, because I would have told him that they've had, but this guy was like he was 17 at the time.
Speaker 2:So wow, I know someone that you know.
Speaker 1:No, no, no, no somebody from from um, from the us, um, so yeah, yeah, yes, I was on from one of our listeners from the us. So yeah, um, which is great that we've got listeners all over the freaking world still blows my mind um.
Speaker 2:It's great, but yeah, um.
Speaker 1:So yeah, it was quite amusing, he said. Retrospectively he said but he was dying inside, he didn't know what to do, where to look. He just scanned all the goods right and just basically, when the guy was asking the questions, he was just like dying he was.
Speaker 2:Basically he would have waited till there would have been a queue of people behind before he did, to embarrass the guy even more.
Speaker 1:Well, this is the thing, See, as a young man. Well, a few years ago now, me and Cleo we'd go into the shops, right, and we'd be lined up at the checkout and I'd be saying things like did you get that rash sorted out? Are you still got crabs? Or. I'd be sitting there saying all these things. Well, at the checkout, it's like, and so the poor cashier would be looking around going oh, so you were.
Speaker 2:You were the actual yeah, me, me.
Speaker 1:You were going through the cash we'd be going through the checkout me, me and cleo and pretend you're a couple. Okay, yeah, right, and it's well she wouldn't know about it. I just surprise her with these.
Speaker 2:Oh right, okay, so right, okay. So you were embarrassing Cleo as well. She'd be sitting there nearly dying and thinking oh my God, so the cashier and Cleo, okay.
Speaker 1:But then she's very witty as well, as you well know. So she'd turn around and usually give me some retort Well, you gave me the fucking rash, so how about you get it sorted first before you go put me again?
Speaker 2:and all this kind of stuff so it was always quite amusing.
Speaker 1:But she is a quick thinker um, hence why we sort of remained friends for a million years.
Speaker 2:And she's coming today. She's coming. Today we're going to the nocturnal.
Speaker 1:Oh yeah vivid, yeah, up in the mountains, yeah, mountain vivid, yeah, um, but yeah, so that was um, that was a bit of a fun one, and we have seen some funny videos. Yeah, there are some out there, but again, again.
Speaker 2:It is fun to watch, yeah, and you kind of get that sense of embarrassment for that person as well. Yeah, correct, you know what I mean. Correct, but I've seen similar ones, and sometimes the actual checkout person, especially older women, they give it straight back.
Speaker 1:They give it back. Yeah, they give it back.
Speaker 2:It's like a role reversal, so the person that's actually doing the prank then becomes even more embarrassed.
Speaker 1:Yeah, because, they throw it back at them and they give them like twice as much, which is fun correct, correct, but if you've got any topics you want us to cover off or anything you want us to talk about, um, that is the same thing, dave. How do they?
Speaker 2:do that. You can find us on our social platforms, which is the fully grown homos podcasts, or our email, the Fully Grown Homos podcast at gmailcom.
Speaker 1:Yeah, we hope you've had fun today.
Speaker 2:We certainly have, and we'll give you more of you once we've done this night out. All right, talk to you later. Bye.
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