Fully Grown Homos Podcast
Fully Grown Homos Podcast
Quirky Habits and Wild Fantasies: Embracing Our Unique Eccentricities
Ever found yourself measuring the length of a car ride by how many songs you played? Or maybe timing your lawn-mowing session to your favorite album? We sure have, and you're not alone! Join us on Fully Grown Homos as we unravel these peculiar habits, including how playlists might just sneak their way into more intimate settings. The fun doesn’t stop there—we also get real about those compulsive door-checking sprees and the generational quirks that come with them, especially with Gen Z having their own unique take on routines.
Picture this: a heated debate on whether it's socially acceptable to eat pizza with a knife and fork. Trust us, it gets intense! From losing keys for the umpteenth time to having a full-blown conversation with yourself on a long drive, we tackle these everyday eccentricities with humor and honesty. We even ponder the impact of road rage and the magic of self-pep talks, complete with a playful plea for celebrity chefs to finally settle our pizza etiquette saga.
Things take an unexpected twist with our foray into strange fetishes and impulsive thoughts. We're talking toe-sucking, scent play, and the wild fantasies that dance in our minds. How do these quirky preferences shape our experiences and interactions? We don't shy away from exploring the emotional rollercoasters these habits can trigger. As the episode wraps up, we invite you to share your own quirky traits with us, aiming to build a community that celebrates the oddities that make us wonderfully unique. So, like, comment, and spread the word to your fellow curious souls!
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Speaker 1:Fully Grown Homos with Dave and Matt On today's topic.
Speaker 2:we're going to be talking about something different, matt.
Speaker 1:That's right. We've actually taken, we've given you you the intro. Some people might notice that's a little bit different, but the reason we've done that is because we're going to talk about strange behaviors today, and how this came about is Dave's got some little quirks and we'll get to those a bit later, but first of all we're going to dive straight in. We've gone to um our magical best friend, google, right, obviously?
Speaker 1:um, everyone's friends with google, whether it's a visit to the doctor or whatever. We asked them about people's weirdest habits and, um, there's quite a comprehensive list and we've got to say we can relate to quite a few of them, quite a few few of them. Um, we're not going to go in any particular order through this list because when we do that we find it gets a little bit long and a little bit tedious, and this is going to be a quickie, almost, so let's dive straight in Dave.
Speaker 2:I think we should go with number two on the list. I think Number two yeah, Okay.
Speaker 1:Yeah, okay, I meant to do some Googling to that, didn't I Damn? That's right, you intro it and I'll do some Googling in the meantime, okay.
Speaker 2:Well, basically it's saying measuring time in songs. So my analogy would be to make reference to a song and the length of the song and then put that to a task as such. So an example would be, as you said to me, like people can be mowing a lawn and they might time themselves to see how long it would take them, but they know that these songs in their head take so long to do and they try and beat that time or they try and make it work to that timeframe, if that makes sense. Yes, so it's a little bit weird. I mean I've never done it myself, I mean subconsciously, I haven't.
Speaker 1:So you're kind of along the lines of I'm going to go to Mow the Lawns. You say to me I'm going to go to Mow the Lawns, I'll be back in three songs time, kind of thing. And then you'll also say, like you know what? I'm going to go to the shops. I Oops, I'll be back by the end of the Mariah Carey album, or something like that.
Speaker 2:Yeah, yeah yeah, and stuff like that.
Speaker 1:Or one that we could probably relate to is Jerking off. No, well, I can get to the end. I can come before the intro, before the play in or making love, love some people actually time it to the moment well, well, like, good luck with that. Yeah, that takes some practice, but, um, they might actually have a playlist, a sexy time playlist, and hopefully you finish before that playlist is finished. Um, otherwise, otherwise, otherwise you keep on going, yeah, in silence.
Speaker 2:You can fucking silence. Can you imagine you know, you can imagine one in the quickie, but your other partner puts on the longest, longest song ever.
Speaker 1:The longest song as in like Stairway to Heaven or Paradise by the Dashboard.
Speaker 2:Light or like something like that, or something that's on repeat constantly.
Speaker 1:Well, the world's longest song. I've actually Googled it and it is. So, if you want to really take your time with that, lovemaking sesh, right, it's 138 hours 41 minutes and 2 seconds long. Holy crap, right, it's called Ramcharim Tamamas. Okay, clearly I am multilingual. Don't hate me. Does that say up your arse, something like that? Yeah, but then, like you know, you've got the Doors at the End, which is an 11-minute song. You've got lots and lots and lots of really long songs that you can put on that playlist.
Speaker 2:But again, it's a very common thing that people seem to do.
Speaker 1:Yeah.
Speaker 2:I mean again. I mean, mean, reading through this list is, like you know, we come up with that analogy like something weird that we do, and then how funny it would be to talk about other things that other people do. And that list that we've got is very relatable in every way and there's some really strange things on here.
Speaker 1:I find a lot of them are actually brought about by ocd. If I'm looking at it, yeah, um, a lot of them like there's some locking the doors and then double-checking that you've locked the doors Well.
Speaker 2:I'm guilty of that, matt. I mean, that's one of my traits, I do, and I've had that habit since I was a kid and I think that was instilled into me from my parents.
Speaker 2:It's probably just where you grew up, Dave. No, because I mean when I grew up we didn't have to lock the doors. That's the sad thing about it. I mean it was so safe and we never had to lock the house up at all. But as I've become an adult and I've had my own properties and everything else, I mean for me it's like a habit and I try and instill that into my own son and he is just so useless at it, useless completely. I'll tell him he's doing something, but that's standard for his generation anyway.
Speaker 1:I mean so yeah yeah, um, he doesn.
Speaker 2:I mean, you're talking Gen Z here.
Speaker 1:If you're asking him to get off the bed and move anywhere apart from where the kitchen is or the bathroom, then you're probably asking a little bit too much of that generation. But again, I mean no offense to that generation.
Speaker 2:No, it's just the way they are, it's just our perception. But yeah, so I do that. I'm guilty of that as old men. Do you not check your?
Speaker 1:doors? I probably don't so much. I probably check the only. Like. I do check the front door as I'm leaving, I check the back door All the time.
Speaker 2:Yeah, I do.
Speaker 1:Yeah, I do, but I check the front door as I'm leaving and I make sure that it's dead bolted, because, again, I'm not living in the nicest of poshest areas.
Speaker 2:I'm not living in the nicest of poshest areas, but it's really safe. Talking of habits relating to this, do you have a habit of putting your keys in a certain location so you know exactly where they are? I have to put the keys in the same place.
Speaker 1:Yeah, and that's just because my brain is fucking stupid and won't remember my name most days.
Speaker 2:Would you classify that as a weird habit or just a normal habit? I think everyone does that, don't they? I don't know, do they?
Speaker 1:Only the people that lose their keys daily. Yeah, they're the ones that don't have that habit.
Speaker 2:But I think that's so. Yeah, I'm guilty of that. Like I said, I can lock my house up three times and I still would go back and check it. You know what I mean. Just to make sure, just to double, double check. You know what I mean?
Speaker 1:No, that's probably not one for me.
Speaker 2:I don't know where it stems from.
Speaker 1:But there you go. Yeah, all right, one that I know you have I know I have most definitely is conversations with myself. Oh, absolutely, these can go for fucking hours.
Speaker 2:Well, I find myself more when I'm driving. I have in these conversations. If I'm in the car on my own, I can have a full-on conversation with myself, just talking, and I don't know why I find myself sometimes like thinking what the fuck am I talking about? Because Do you chastise yourself? Not as much as I should. Look, I suffered from fucking anger management on the road. Oh my God. Oh yeah, we know look I.
Speaker 1:I suffered from fucking anger management on the road.
Speaker 2:Oh my god, we know, you rage right, we're going.
Speaker 1:We're going that way a bit later, right? Um? But the conversations with myself, like I I'll I'll depending on where I'm at mentally that day, and mentally we all know that I have um special need struggles. Let's go with that um at times, um, but I'll give myself pep talks. I'll I'll actually have conversations with myself about what songs I'm going to put on, um, and then I'll put them on. I go no, that wasn't the right song to get me out of that mood. Um, but I definitely have. Like people say, talking to yourself is um first sign of madness and um answering yourself is like complete insanity. Well, fucking, lock me up, because I tell you what I answer myself.
Speaker 2:I'll, um, I'll actually follow my instructions more than I follow anyone else's that's true, though I mean and there's a lot of people that do it, and you know, sometimes you catch people doing it, which is even funnier look my uncle god rest his soul.
Speaker 1:He used to have the best conversations with himself, but they were verbal, right, they weren't in his head. I'm talking at the shopping center, sitting there, and you'd hear him, and he'd be going off at himself, um, about something or other, and um, it was the cutest thing ever. But it was just like, oh god, uncle g don't talk to yourself.
Speaker 2:well, you've got a habit as well, matt, because when you're on the phone, because you can't multitask and you know you can't You- are shocking.
Speaker 1:I resemble that remark.
Speaker 2:I mean I could be sitting there waiting for an answer from Matt and an example would be he'd be on his phone doing something and then he'd just start talking about random stuff and I'm like what the fuck are you talking about?
Speaker 1:And he goes oh, I'm doing on his phone, yep, yep, so he does a lot. Look, yeah, I definitely do that, I definitely do that. So I want to just um, oh, hang on, because I've written some stuff down here as well. All right, this is weird. This is plain weird and strange, and if you do it, I'm going to call you weird. And I'm actually okay with that, right, because I don't think many people in my circle do it. I think I've seen a couple of people do it. I'm not going to name names. I know one of them does listen to this, or his. I don't know if his wife listens to this, but I've seen her do it.
Speaker 2:No-transcript, I did that last night, matt, you did not, you weirdo, I did, I cut it up.
Speaker 1:You cut the pizza up Only a couple of times no, it's like saying I only did crack, cut a couple of times. No, that's weird. You're a weirdo, it's not.
Speaker 2:It is. We were sat down at a table.
Speaker 1:If the pizza hasn't been cut into sections properly. I get that you use the pizza knife to cut the intersections, but you don't use a knife and fork with a pizza. You do. That's so strange.
Speaker 2:No, it's not. Look, I did use my fingers as well.
Speaker 1:No, no, no, no, Okay yeah.
Speaker 2:I cut it up last night with my knife and fork oh my god, I must have.
Speaker 1:Luckily you were sitting next to me, because I would have called you weird to your face, I did and I'm calling you weird to your face right now, because that's not normal. That is not a normal.
Speaker 2:That's not normal in Matt's world.
Speaker 1:No, if you are the kind of person that cuts up pizza with a knife and fork. But if you're in a restaurant or a posh restaurant you're not going to sit there and pick up a bit of pizza? Are you Order something that you can use a knife and fork on? But if you're out with a group of friends, if you're in a posh restaurant and they're serving you pizza, because I don't know, I've been to a few fancy restaurants there's some posh pizzas around here.
Speaker 1:All right. Any top celebrity chefs that are out there, please tell us your best pizza recipes and whether they should be eaten with a knife and fork, and I can guarantee you 99.9% of chefs have just Googled that and they all said that you don't eat pizza with a knife and fork.
Speaker 2:Okay, well, I'm one of the statistics.
Speaker 1:You are a weirdo, but yeah.
Speaker 2:Well, talking of food right, you know I've got a fetish on food right. I've got several different fucking fetishes and I don't know where they stem from. Well, one of them. I like what eat my pies right. I have a habit of pulling off the lid of the pie, eating the pastry top, and then I'll eat all the pastry around the meat, so at the end of it it's just a fucking pile of meat, and then I put my fingers in. I eat my meat with my fingers.
Speaker 1:And that's the way. Okay, you'll fucking use a knife and fork for a pizza, but you use your fingers for the meat.
Speaker 2:It's my caveman instinct.
Speaker 1:Jesus Christ, this just got weirder. So the pie thing I can relate to occasionally, right, some people eat the crust first, all around the edges, don't they? So I'm a bit of a pie connoisseur. I'm even a member of a Facebook group that has the best pies, yeah best pies, yeah, oh, okay, and there's actually a really good pie shop you put sauce on W pie as well.
Speaker 1:Okay, if it's a good pie, it doesn't need sauce, right? Okay, sausage rolls need sauce regardless, right? But a good meat pie does not need sauce, all right. And if you're getting a good meat pie, right, don't put sauce on it. That's just how it's gonna be. A good beat by, because you've got recommendations from the facebook group, obviously you're not going to 7-eleven and buying a travel pie. Oh, I like a traveler I don't mind a traveler.
Speaker 2:Do you classify them as good pies? They're okay.
Speaker 1:Pies, okay, all right, they're good enough. Pies, right, right, okay. I don't want to mention the van. Oh, fuck it.
Speaker 2:But you see the tradies on the videos. Billy's pies are disgusting Tradies love having sauce on their pies, don't they?
Speaker 1:Yeah, they do, they do?
Speaker 2:But is that just an Aussie trade thing?
Speaker 1:We'll go to sauce in a second too, right? Yeah, but like there's a great pie shop I don't want to make this pie podcast, all right, but there's a great pie shop in St Mary's right. It's from Kai's Pies and Kai's it's like this little islander shop, and they are fucking sensational. Yeah, but if you do go to a pie shop which I go to a few and you go to take the pie out of the foil tray, or if it's not in a foil tray, it's even better because you know it's going to have a crispy bum right and you like a crispy bum, yeah, um, but if you get it in the foil tray and you kind of go, oh, if it's in a foil tray, you kind of know it's going to have a bit of a soggy base.
Speaker 1:So that's when I will peel the lid off and get a spoon or a fork.
Speaker 2:He's making references if you listen to his conversation. Soggy bums, it's wet pies um, tops and bottoms.
Speaker 1:So yeah, if it's got a soggy base, all right, there you go. That better. Um, a soggy bottom, um, soggy bottom, as they would say. Um, then you can eat it with a fork or a spoon, not with your fingers, you weirdo, um. But yeah, now sauce. Okay, I'm going to ask this question because I don't know if I know the answer to your one. Okay, where does sauce live, dave? The cupboard or the fridge For?
Speaker 2:me, it's the cupboard, unless it's open, sometimes you put it in the fridge Once it's open. It's in the fridge no, always, always no, yes, always, no, no, yes always.
Speaker 1:If there's room in the fridge, yes, but if not, no, no, no, yes, always.
Speaker 2:Again, I'll agree that I've never had any worries.
Speaker 1:I'll agree to disagree on the fact that you're wrong here.
Speaker 2:Um well, 90 of my time my sauce is in my cupboard. Your sauce is in your cupboard.
Speaker 1:Yeah, all right so I want to jump back to eating. Yeah, can we?
Speaker 2:digress here.
Speaker 1:I want to jump back to eating days, because dave has this really strange habit, dave. Dave gets turned on by a few things, listeners. One of them is eating, not eating himself, or eating anybody else out, or eating anyone. Well, he gets turned on by that, definitely, but he gets turned on by watching people eat.
Speaker 2:I do Not every single person, not all the time, not every single person, not every single person. There's just instances where I can turn around in a restaurant or in a cafe or wherever we might be eating, and I look around and I just see one person and they catch my eye and they're eating what is?
Speaker 1:it about the way they eat, Dave.
Speaker 2:I don't know. I think it's the way they eat, dave. I don't know. I think it's the way they put it in their mouth. It's the way they're cutting it up. It's the way they're just looking at the food and I'm thinking to myself I want to be that food you've got in your mouth.
Speaker 1:It is the strangest thing to watch.
Speaker 2:Well, matt's pulled me up on it so many times. He's like Dave, what are you doing? And I'm like sorry it's somebody that's eating at the same restaurant with you, but it's predominantly hot guys.
Speaker 1:Oh yeah, it is. It definitely is right. I don't think I've ever seen you.
Speaker 2:There are a few girls. I've done it. I thought, oh, that's pretty hot.
Speaker 1:But you probably kept that to yourself.
Speaker 2:When you're watching the eat. I know we were at rouse hill at a little restaurant there one time, and there's even when dads are feeding their kids.
Speaker 1:I mean they go and they think I'm gonna do this myself because I'm watching doing it to themselves and I'm thinking I want to do that this one guy, dave, was watching, and he was watching and he was sort of watching him and you could see him sort of almost rubbing himself at the same time and going oh yeah, daddy, feed it um.
Speaker 2:But it was creepy as hell, but um, it's not something I do every single day and it's not every time, but I did have to tell you, dave, stop watching them stop watching them.
Speaker 1:So that's one of my weird things, unfortunately that's one of your when one, one of your few weird things. Yeah, um so well, while it's not, it's in that same mouth area. Yeah, so you have a bit of a.
Speaker 2:It's a sexual fetish kind of thing Is it? You're losing me here. I don't know where you were going with this one, so I'm going to let you take the lead on this one.
Speaker 1:And a couple of our podcast guests that are coming up. Eventually we'll get them on the show. You've expressed an interest in doing what to their toes, dave.
Speaker 2:Oh, okay, yeah, sucking their toes, matt, I don't think it's a weird fetish. It's a weird fetish. Why is it weird? Because I don't like it, so it's weird. Oh look, if you've never had your I mean, I never had my toes sucked until about two years ago and when it was done to me I was like, oh, I don't want to do it. I don't want to do it. It's going to be, like you know, repulsive and all this. But, holy fuck, and it was. If you've never had your toes sucked, you've got to have your toes sucked, preferably by someone hot and someone that's doing it really well.
Speaker 1:So hang on, hang on. How do you get practice in toe sucking?
Speaker 2:Is there a school practicing cocksucking? You just practice, practice I guess.
Speaker 1:I guess that's just a gift you've been given.
Speaker 2:Well, there you go and you have look, I mean, if you've never had it done, it's just so erotic. I mean, you've got so many um, but you, you've got um, you have got so many erotic uh roger the sun, yes you do down that way.
Speaker 1:Um no, not down that way.
Speaker 2:My feet are not. Oh look, I mean, if you never don't try it, and then let me know what you think.
Speaker 1:And if you want your toes sucked, call Dave.
Speaker 2:But the way I like it, I like doing it to people as well, because I know what the pleasure is in my head.
Speaker 1:This is what you said You've expressed to Bonnie and Clyde that you actually wish to they're game for it. Oh, they're dead keen for it, especially Clyde, oh yeah for sure. He definitely wants you all up in his webbed feet. He doesn't have webbed feet.
Speaker 2:But again, talking of toes, matt, there are people that bite their toenails. How the fuck do you do that?
Speaker 1:I'm not that flexible.
Speaker 2:When I was a kid, I used to do it all the time when I was a kid. I swear to god look, I don't do it now, obviously I guess I'm I'm grossed out by the whole thing, yeah maybe that's why I got my fetish from you.
Speaker 1:Know you enjoyed it. Yeah, um so, but I like it's.
Speaker 2:It's kind of gross, but at the same time you bite your fingernails and I know, your feet are filthier, yeah, but what I'm saying is, I mean, yeah, your fingers are there in your face, anyway, right up here, but to to go to the extent of like biting your toenails, you've got to bend your leg up, take your socks off and put it right up in your mouth. Hopefully take your. Well, you hope so, you know. Well, talking of that as well, I mean talking.
Speaker 2:I know we're just deviating a little bit here, but in the gay world there's a lot of people like like sniffing socks, sniffing shoes yeah, that is really weird.
Speaker 1:Scent play is a big thing, yeah well, do you know? I find that weird. Oh, but hang on a second.
Speaker 2:Yeah, I love an underarm oh, underarms, fine, yeah, I like that. What I'm saying is having a shoe fetish where you're smelling the shoe. Oh, no, no, okay, yeah no because I've smelt my feet at times. Me too. That's why I won't suck my toes.
Speaker 1:That's why I won't let him suck my toes. But yeah, feet are not my thing, Sucking toes definitely not Sucking my elbows, cox, yeah. We all know I love that. But yeah, sniffing socks and all that kind of stuff definitely not for me. Okay, impulsive thoughts right Again.
Speaker 2:I think that covers a lot of people. I really do.
Speaker 1:So I have strange ones from time to time and I can't pinpoint what they are. But when I generally have like, if I'm going to a particular place, I'll actually play out the scenario in my head before I actually get there. So it's almost like it's kind of like rehearsing for exactly what's going to happen. And I know you do it. Similar because it's almost a fantasy creation situation. So, for example, there might be a hot guy that we are, um, a little bit keen on occasionally and we'll play out this fantasy how we'll go.
Speaker 1:Oh well, when we see him at a particular place let's just say, for example, it's it's, it's a local pub that we go to and we've seen this hot guy there before we'll have a scenario where I'll go in to the bathrooms, then he'll come in after me, he'll stand at the urinal, he'll look across and he'll actually oh how you going, buddy? And I'll look back and I'll go not as good as you, because you're clearly stacked and you'll go oh, you like what you see. And I'll play out this whole scenario in my head literally moments before walking in there, and then none of it ever comes to fruition. But I have the whole, and I know you do a similar thing because you write whole fucking screenplays yeah, I do, yeah, based on it, so like creating scenarios in our head about what we're going to do.
Speaker 2:But also sometimes. Is it normal? I think no, I think it's a normal thing. I don't think it's weird, Is it normal? But I think the scenarios can be weird. It's like for me. You know, I can get quite rattled sometimes when we're out and about, especially in the club, and there are some people that can wind me up.
Speaker 1:Oh, you mean, your gears get grounded.
Speaker 2:Yeah, every now and then. You know, there's one person there, Matt. There's a little man I won't mention names and he grinds my fucking gears every time I fucking see him. I can hear him before I get in the fucking place and I know he's there and I'm waiting. I'm just waiting for him to grab my fucking card off my hand and I'm like fuck you, but this is it.
Speaker 1:He may not even do it, but you've already played out this situation Exactly. You play out the if you touch my card.
Speaker 2:I'm going to fucking kill you the stairs sometimes, but I don't want to.
Speaker 1:Well, you do, I do in my head, you really do.
Speaker 2:I would not want to wish anything bad Hard one anyway. No, I'm not that sort of person. But in my head the scenario is yeah, I'm going to fucking push him down those stairs and then he won't be able to fucking do what he's doing to my head, he won't be able to do anything again.
Speaker 1:But be there and I'll go fucking off when a match it says dave, dave, stop dave, and I make you swap sides so you can't actually see him at all. Um just, say yeah.
Speaker 2:So again, is that weird, or is that normal?
Speaker 1:I think it's normal to play out scenarios in your head. Yeah, because you kind of, but I'm quite verbal with my sometimes do you? Think sometimes like a dave, shut up, pause. That voice in your head, um, but um, but yeah, I think. I think that's actually quite a normal situation because yourself getting yourself ready, yep, for the what if, what if, what if, what if situation as well I'm going to go into another one here, man, it's just completely different.
Speaker 2:Yeah, and it's got holding your breath to dodge the germs. Have you done that?
Speaker 1:I probably have. Now that you actually mention it, I think that's a game.
Speaker 2:We all do it. It's weird. But it's weird. Why do we do it? Because you walk past them, or like someone farts and you hold your breath and you walk past, knowing that the fucking smell is going to catch up.
Speaker 1:It's going to come up your nose. It's not going to fucking go in your mouth unless it's a really thick, dense one, and I've done a couple of those the last few days. You have, indeed. But yeah, yeah, I think I have dodged the germs. You can't dodge fucking microorganisms, Microorganisms yeah. That's the ones. Whatever they are, Clearly the small one in the room. Yeah, yeah, all right. Microorgasms yeah, you don't watch them. They're one of those, yeah, but yeah, I definitely think I have All right privacy phone, panic phone, privacy panic, all right.
Speaker 2:What does that mean?
Speaker 1:So when you pass your phone, so when you're telling when you're showing your phone to somebody to look at something. Yeah, all right now.
Speaker 1:Okay, and I pulled this one straight off the Mr Google or Mrs Google right, because it says I have literally zero things to hide in my phone, but when I'm showing someone and they take it, I want to kill them right Now. For me, it's a little bit different, because not that I've got anything to hide, because I don't give a flying fuck who sees what, quite honestly, you do sometimes, though, but I don't want a child to see my pictures in my phone. No, because that's not okay for children whatsoever. But adults I don't care really. But if I'm showing somebody something, I've got to hold the phone and switch from thing to thing, because there is legitimately something to hide in my phone.
Speaker 2:Yeah, not even though you're not ashamed, but sometimes I'm not ashamed of it um it's when people have that habit of pushing up the wrong way and it goes into a different screen and you think, oh fuck, what have I got on that screen? You know, I mean I'm especially. What is a picture of them?
Speaker 1:I'm also I'm gonna get to that okay.
Speaker 1:I'm also fairly tech savvy, all right. And so a lot of an older generation will actually just hand their phone over to me, right, because I'm known for being a bit tech savvy. I was going to have a drink, sorry, it's all right, I'm known for being a bit tech savvy. So they'll actually hand their phone to me and say Matt, can you have a look at this? Can you check what settings I've used here? Can you do this here?
Speaker 1:So it's actually happened to me a few times now, and one particular time it was an older gentleman that was actually having issues with loading on gift cards and stuff like that and he handed me his phone to make sure that it was all thing. But he said I'll just check. This is the messages that I received from this person. He was beingammed. It turned out, unfortunately for him. But when I was scanning through the messages and like it because the phone was in my hand so I was just again swiping up and down and left and right and all that kind of stuff there was photos in there that I shouldn't have seen. Um, so it's kind of like phone privacy. I'm thinking to myself can I also teach you how to hit those photos and private them, hide them in a hidden album. But yeah, phone privacy, I think is something that's.
Speaker 2:Well, would you say that's weird, that you have that feeling. I think it's more of a complex where you're subconsciously thinking it's not a weird thing. I don't think. I think we all have that sort of like fear of like showing something that we don't want people to see, just on the off chance that they might be offended or there might be something that will come up. But I don't think it's a weird thing if that makes sense, because these are weird.
Speaker 1:Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, I think it's a normal thing.
Speaker 2:In that regards, I have a phobia.
Speaker 1:You do lots of huh, well, it's actually listed on here, so therefore I don't think I'm actually as weird as I thought I was right. Is that under google's yeah, number 25? Right? It's actually bridge phobia, oh you oh my god, you definitely do.
Speaker 1:You're weird so I, I, I, I. When you talk about holding your breath and getting anxious and stressing out and like literally not being able to breathe the whole length of the bridge, that's who you're looking at. Is me right, and I know it's irrational, because I know that fucking engineers have been drawing these rickety old pieces of shit that are going to fall down eventually. All of them are going to fall down, everyone. Just don't mean to cause widespread panic here, but all bridges are going to fall down and I know this, but you'll go on a roller coaster.
Speaker 1:I'll go on a roller coaster, that's what I'm saying.
Speaker 2:Or jump out of a plane, absolutely.
Speaker 1:I can't wait to get on this boat, a ship Do the iFly and and do the iFly and hang over the side of the freaking boat. No, you're not hanging over the side of the boat. I'm going to do all of that.
Speaker 2:I'm going to do the rock climbing.
Speaker 1:You're not hanging over the side of the boat. You watch me. You watch me, I'm going to freaking. I'm going to what do you call that down the side of the oh?
Speaker 2:abseil, abseil. Oh yeah, that's. Are you going to go in the eye? Yeah, you're going to go in the eye, that's going to be fun.
Speaker 1:You can do all that kind of shit, but bridges.
Speaker 2:Is it weird? Again, if it's a phobia, then I think yes, it's weird in my perception, because I know that it's a strong, safe platform for people to be on. It's not going to collapse. I think your mindset is you've probably seen something that's triggered you and basically, that trigger is always going to be inherent in your phobias side of your brain, if that makes sense. But it's not weird. But it is weird. It's weird to me when you do it, because I'm thinking don't panic, matt you. Why are you panicking? There's no need to panic, correct? Look, matt's a matt's a very safe driver. He's a little Miss Daisy, so he's like a nana driver. Wow, he scares the fucking crap out of me when we go on and off the motorway because he slows right down Because he's scary.
Speaker 2:And instead of speeding up to go onto it, he slows down and there's all these cars piled up behind him and I'm holding on to fucking dear life thinking, fucking, put my foot down, put my foot down, put my foot down, put my foot down. But look, I mean I'm very happy to be a passenger in his car because he is very safe.
Speaker 1:so the crux of that is that I'm not weird, I'm not strange. So, yes, all right.
Speaker 2:So there's so many other weird and wonderful I think we're gonna have to do this in two segments. We're gonna come back to this, yeah, because we're gonna go out.
Speaker 1:Um, we've got a party to go to, but but we're definitely going back to this because this has actually been fun for me as well.
Speaker 2:We'll break for now and we'll come back and do a bit later. More Yep On, in fact.
Speaker 1:Yeah, on your weird, quirky behaviours. Yeah, but, dave, if our listeners have any weird and quirky behaviours or habits, how can?
Speaker 2:they send them to us. They can contact us, Matt, on any of our social medias at Fully Grown Homos Podcast or our email fullygrownhomospodcasts at gmailcom.
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