Fully Grown Homos Podcast
Fully Grown Homos Podcast
The Great Penis Size Debate: Myths, Realities, and Hilarious Insights
Is penis size really as important as society makes it out to be? Join us on Fully Grown Homos as we embark on a hilariously candid and supportive journey through the myths and realities surrounding this age-old question. Prompted by a listener who's an underwear model feeling the pressure over his size, we break down the societal obsession with penis size and emphasize that average is perfectly normal. With a mix of humor, personal stories, and statistical insights, we debunk the myth that size defines worth or sexual satisfaction, reminding everyone to embrace their bodies just the way they are.
Ever wondered how penis sizes compare around the globe? We dive into the quirks and nuances of average sizes in different countries, from the top-ranking Ecuador and Cameroon to Asian countries like Cambodia. Filled with personal anecdotes and observations, our discussion touches on the amusing insights from watching the Olympics and personal encounters with men of various nationalities. This segment offers a blend of humor and insight, dispelling myths and sharing the fun side of international size comparisons.
Lastly, we tackle the playful myths surrounding body part comparisons and share some genuinely amusing measuring techniques. From the supposed correlations between hand size, nose size, and foot size, to arranging oneself impressively in various social settings, we cover it all. Wrapping up, we delve into practical tips on measuring accurately and exploring techniques for enhancing penis size. We also touch on broader LGBTQ+ topics, encouraging listeners to reach out with their own ideas for future episodes, ensuring a lively and inclusive conversation for all.
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Speaker 1:Fully Grown Homos with Dave and Matt On today's episode. What are we going to chat about, dave?
Speaker 2:Matt, we're talking about dick size and everything about dicks today, that's right, it's all about dicks.
Speaker 1:Today we're gonna have a lot of chats around dicks, dick sizes, big, small, cut, uncut. Thick fat, thick fat, flavoured um, no, not flavoured, well, maybe flavoured colours. Colours, yeah, colours. What sizes? But the reason we are having this chat, dave, is why.
Speaker 2:Well, we had one of our listeners approach us Matt, via our socials. Yep, and he is an underwear model, that's all we'll tell you. We won't tell you names or anything like that, because we don't do that, yep and he reached out and said loving your show guys, so thank you for that. And he went on to basically explain that in his professional line of work and stuff that he does, he's always under the microscope from other people's perspective, and he was told that his penis was a small size. Yeah. So he reached out to us and basically asked us what our take on that would be.
Speaker 1:Yeah, and to have a chat about it basically, and to normalise penis size a bit, because, as you may have heard from other podcasts that we've done and other episodes that we've done, we talk about dicks a bit because we both really like them a lot and so we've got a bit of experience in the what's small, what's big, what constitutes either of those, but also whether they're important or not, whether size is actually important and is size important? I think yes, it is, and I think it's important in a varying number of ways. I don't think you have to be huge, because if you're too big it ain't going nowhere, not on me anyway. It looks impressive but not practical. Oh, a big dick is a pretty dick, there's no denying about that. But equally, some dicks are just your average size dick.
Speaker 2:Well, most people fall into the average size anyway, matt. Yeah, they do. So what is the average size?
Speaker 1:Matt, so the average size is 5.2,. I think it is.
Speaker 2:I've got 5.16 in front of me.
Speaker 1:Yeah, so almost 5.2 inches. That's not in front of me, that's just on my screen.
Speaker 2:Yeah, I'll say average 2 inches.
Speaker 1:That's not in front of me, that's just on my screen.
Speaker 2:I'll say average. I'm pretty sure yours is definitely more than 5.16 inches, that's for sure I know it is.
Speaker 1:Again, we should have measured prior to this one. Well, I don't need to, but I know you're above average anyway, matt. Thank you. That's really sweet of you to say Well it fits in my hand, well it fits in my face every morning. Not every morning. No, I only want to stay over, yeah yeah, yeah, but yeah, but, listener you are Well within.
Speaker 2:The.
Speaker 1:No, and I don't want to say it like this, because it sounds really shit when you say you're average, because you're not, you're actually exceptional. Um, we've shown a couple of people the pictures that you sent us, um, and they all concur. They all concur, this is males.
Speaker 1:We've shown as well as other males like we. We went to um a friend's house last night and sort of basically had a chat about different things and and dick size came up, because we're boys, um, and my, my other friend was there, um as well, um, cleo, so we got clear and anthony, who we went to see there are their pseudonyms.
Speaker 1:Yeah, that's their pseudonyms, um, and we went and had had some dinner with them and and stuff like that and lots of chats, um, but they both concurred that your dick is not average, it it's quite sizable, not small, sorry. It's quite sizable. Yep and yeah, so don't listen to anyone else. Number one, but number two, it's actually completely not important. I think Embrace it. Looking at your dick, I think your dick would feel really good inside me.
Speaker 2:That's enough for an invitation if you want to take it up.
Speaker 1:It's not. I can't take a giant dick, so I'm actually sort of it doesn't stop you from trying. It doesn't stop me from trying. That's it. I have tried a couple of times when we've been at church and there's one guy there who's sort of Well, we were at church last week, weren't we?
Speaker 2:And there was a couple of big boys there, weren't there? Yeah, but I didn't really take any no, but what I'm saying in terms of comparable of game, oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, because that's one thing we do as well when we Well, when we're there, obviously you look at other guys, yeah, and again you've got the whole cross-spectrum of sizes, shapes, colours and… Flavours sometimes, yeah, I was going to say slongs, then Slongs, what?
Speaker 1:do you call slongs? Yeah, slongs, slorts, all kinds of things, but yeah so, yeah. So, just as a bit of context, let's have a look at some of the actual statistics. So who comes in at number one is Ecuador.
Speaker 2:This is actually, on average, penis global sizes.
Speaker 1:Yeah, global penis sizes, and Ecuador come in and I only talk in erect context, I only talk in erect for context and Ecuador comes in at number one at 6.93 inches, which is pretty good. So I reckon from my old days when I used to measure, if I moved to Ecuador I'd be fitting right in there, because I'm around the seven a little bit more than seven something like that.
Speaker 2:So you're definitely above that.
Speaker 1:Yeah, and if anyone's received any of my dick pics over the years, you would have seen that anyway.
Speaker 2:If you want them, where can they find them, Matt Apart from your?
Speaker 1:phone. They can ask me individually via any of our socials Fully Grown Homers podcast and I'll happily share them out. You know that I'm not shy at all, especially the one with the penis bump. That's such an impressive photo. I look at that and I think, fuck, I'd like to receive that cock pic and then I go oh, hang on it's in my hand, but yeah, cock pumps definitely make it look really good.
Speaker 1:So we'll talk a little bit more on how to increase your penis size a bit later as well, and the myths around increasing and decreasing and all that kind of stuff as well. But Australia, where we're from, 5.69 inches.
Speaker 2:And we fall in at number. What number were you?
Speaker 1:Number 43. Oh yeah, right at the bottom of the first line, bottom of the first line, we're at number 43.
Speaker 2:Wow, now, I thought you know. For me, I mean, I thought French guys would be very much on the top. Yeah, and they are, they're number 11, but I thought they'd be a lot higher than that. Looking at the top 10 numbers here, Matt.
Speaker 1:Okay, so, given the context of the, the French guys, why we actually think that they would be bigger than that is because we've literally just watched the Olympics and every French guy on the screen pretty much seemed to have a giant freaking cock. So it was just like wow, like the pole vaulter that didn't get over the bar because of his bar.
Speaker 2:He brought the bar down with him.
Speaker 1:His bar came down with it, yeah, and then the diver that sort of basically made a giant splash because of his third leg as it entered the water.
Speaker 2:It was just like what the fuck, he did one extra somersault to most people.
Speaker 1:Yeah, I was like holy shit.
Speaker 2:It was just like sort of bam, very impressive, very impressive and then obviously you've got all the other sports as well that equally had as much packaging in there. Yeah, correct, correct.
Speaker 1:In had as much packaging in there. Yeah, correct, correct in their attire.
Speaker 2:I think that's the only reason I watch the olympics is for the dick, um, because we all know that I'm a huge fan of a bold and um, yeah, so yeah, but yeah. But looking at the top 10, I was gonna say, like, so we've got ecuador, number one, yep. Cameroon number two, yep. Bolivia number three, sudan, number four, haiti, number five, senegal, number six, gambia, seven well, joint seven actually, because Cuba's in there at seven as well and the Netherlands, so they go, there's three all together, and then number 10 comes at Zambia. So, looking at that, there's only one European country that comes in on that top 10 list. The rest are either African or South American countries.
Speaker 1:Yeah look, the Netherlands is definitely a place I want to visit. Um and obviously, based on this list, we're going to do a world tour. Um, absolutely, we should do that. We should do that. We'll go and do some research. Um, I wonder if we can write it off as a tax tax break potentially.
Speaker 2:I've just noticed, matt, that egypt's on the number 14 and we were talking about going on holiday to egypt only because I want to. I'm fascinated with Egypt. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 1:And I love so Egyptian guys. I love their eyes. They've always got the most beautiful eyes. Arabic countries are always like that, but Egyptian in particular. When I meet people and I go, god, you've got beautiful eyes, where are you from? And they'll go egypt and I go, yeah, it should have just known that by your eyes, then you can say no, so what's your cock size? And now, now that they've got like 6.18 inches, um, on average, this on average. So again, so again, you know, in every place is above average, there's below average and all that kind of stuff, right, um, but I think, um, yeah, e, egypt is on the list anyway. So down the bottom we've got Cambodia, which is not really surprisingly. You've got Cambodia, taiwan and Philippines. So these are all the Asian countries, yeah, so, yeah.
Speaker 1:So there is a lot of, I guess, talk around Asian men having small dicks Now, not all Asian men have small dicks around. Asian men having small dicks Now, not all Asian men have small dicks. Japanese guys and now I'm talking from personal experience here, because I've had a little bit of dick in my time, quite a lot actually. Who am I kidding? But the thing is that I like to try the variety, the spice of life and stuff like that. So I do like to try quite a bit, just to make sure. I said Irish guys, I love an Irish guy and they've always had really big digs. But I think the one thing you can actually count on if you're a size queen right or a girl that likes men with a decent, decent size dick, you need to hunt down a ginger well, I think you're going to be disappointed, actually, matt, because I just looked at the list and ireland coming at number 70 on the ranking list, yeah, but that's not necessarily true, no, I know.
Speaker 2:But even in the uk, yeah, come, come in at number 66. So we're quite behind in that regards as well. Yeah, um, so look, I mean. But the thing is, I mean, looking at the chart, you've got the top end, which is like 6.93 inches, and then you've got the bottom end, which is cambodia, at 3.95 inches. So there's only like a two inch disparity between the whole of the 90 or 86 countries we've got based on our list here. Yeah, yeah. So look, I mean, and that's the average size. So again, like you said, average is average. Yeah, you know, there's going to be big monsters out there. There's going to be small, little, tiny little.
Speaker 1:Yeah, cute little, cute little, and look after receiving this message. We've been to church since then and there was a guy that was walking into the spa and I looked at Dave and I went that's small, like our friend that sent us a message. He's not even close to small, especially comparatively with that guy. Now that guy was a handsome guy and sort of fit body and things like that as well.
Speaker 2:But he had a really small dick, but again, but when you you say small, I still don't think it was that small. I mean, I've seen small. I mean to me I classify small anything that is like like a micro penis. Micro penis, yeah, I really do, you know I mean, yeah, and I do believe that. I mean, you know, and who's to say that that grow, that penis won't grow. I know, I mean there's a lot of, there's a lot of showers out there, but there's even more growers, yeah well.
Speaker 1:I'm a grower.
Speaker 2:I'd like to be a shower and a grower.
Speaker 1:I'd love to be a shower and a grower.
Speaker 2:But hey, that's not that big.
Speaker 1:But then again, I also. I think most people are growers anyway, I don't want to be too big.
Speaker 2:I wouldn't want one. I I had a, a really like, so the biggest dick I've ever had or or seen, seen. Let's go with that. You can remember.
Speaker 1:No, no, no without taking proper measurements. No, I can tell you that this was 100, the biggest dick I've ever seen, right, um, and actually been with the guy that was attached to it. Um, it was a long time ago. I'm talking in pre-dinosaur periods, yeah, yeah, pre-historic, pre-bc um, before cock, um, but I was 23, 24, around that age. It was before my first relationship. That's gonna put you in the 90s, yeah, something like that, like that Early 90s Actually, was it before my first relationship? I think it was.
Speaker 2:Well, you're talking like 80s, early 90s anyway.
Speaker 1:And I was at sort of the midnight shift which is now called Universal in Oxford Street there in Sydney, and this guy was there and he was really handsome. So I sort of made a move and I was a very handsome young boy, still a handsome man. Move, and I was a very handsome young boy, um, still a handsome man but I was cute, so there's then then as well.
Speaker 1:So anything I wanted I pretty much got, yeah, my twinkies, yeah, um and um. So made a move and we were dancing, we were making out a bit on the dance floor, put my hand down his pants. I felt quite substantial and meaty and I thought, oh, this is going to be fun, all right. But then got back to my place in Glebe at that point in time, where I basically was staying in a share house with a lot of people and I was on the whole, I had the whole bottom floor which had my own bathroom. It had my own spa, not spa, sorry, sauna, sauna, sauna in this house house. It was fucking amazing. You had the big doors, but anyway, I digress.
Speaker 1:Um, he pulled down his pants, like, and it just thudded out like it was heavy, it was a big, fat, heavy dick. Was he uncut? He was cut, okay, and it was probably about 10 inches on the flop right. And I went holy shit, because it wasn't just 10 inches long and skinny, it was 10 inches long and fat and a really nice set of balls.
Speaker 1:I really wish that we had smartphones back then and I could have taken photos of it because it was just so pretty, but it was gorgeous and when we got to bed, like you know, because that's where we used to make out and stuff like that back in those days I didn't know about other rooms in the house, but put in my mouth and that was all fine and didn't give me close to taking it all, but sort of there was absolutely no chance that I was going to get with that thing. Like there's just no chance at all. So a dick that big, while it looks really good and looks impressive, there's no way in the world that a lot of people can take it like. You know what I mean women are more, more so how old would?
Speaker 1:this guy be approximately. Oh, he was a couple of years older than me, like not not much like stuff like that, um, but it was like a little bit older than me and that was it. But um, um, but yeah, so and, and we sort of went out for a little while and then I found out through friends of friends that he actually wasn't a very nice person like he was always fine to me, but I found out through friends of friends that he was not a lot of not a very nice person. So again, big dick, big attitude.
Speaker 2:Um, not necessarily you see that quite a lot. I mean people that have got it. They flaunt it and I get it and I would do the same as well yeah, I'd wear mine out, but it doesn't mean that they're going to be a decent person does it, you know no, I mean, there are decent people out there as well, don't get me wrong.
Speaker 2:Yep, I mean the reason why I said that matt, because I've just looked at another bit of information here and this is talking about flaccid penis size.
Speaker 2:Okay, and it's got here.
Speaker 2:The 50th percentile, ie the medium flaccid penis size for the age group of 20 to 59 years old, was constant at 9 centimeters and that's a flaccid state.
Speaker 2:Okay, 9 centimeters. So you're going to have to Google that because I can't think of what it is in inches, because it doesn't give me a comparable. But it goes on to say, with reference to range of normal values, 9 to 12 centimeters is the average in that age group. Right, but obviously then says obviously higher. It goes up to an average of 11 centimeters, with a wider range reference up to 17 centimeters for the oldest group, which is 60 to 77 year old guys. So it shows you that penis does grow with age and that's that does make sense, because younger guys tend to like daddies for bigger cocks, and they do, yeah, and that makes a lot more sense, you know, I mean, and this is why I think, as you get older, like your ears grow, your penis obviously grows, but you don't necessarily notice it as much well, you stop using it, like you don't use it as often as you did, but if you look at.
Speaker 2:If you look at males, naked males, it does make sense, because we've been to church and we've seen a few older guys there, yeah, and they've got massive cocks, haven't they? Yep, so there's hope for us yet, yeah, okay, by the time I'm 90,.
Speaker 1:I'm going to be a monster cock. Yeah, You'll be dragging it along the floor with your hands. I'll have to fucking take a band-aid alongside and put it on the head. I'll have to fucking take a band-aid alongside and put it on the head. Nine centimetres is three and a half inches, basically. Well, there you go. That's the average. They're flaccid. You know what I mean.
Speaker 2:And that makes sense because, I mean, as people, you know whether you're a guy or a girl or whoever you might be, you know, basically, we all judge ourselves so much and we always look at ourselves from a negative perspective. Unless you've got something that is apparently big in front of your eyes, you're always going to be subconscious, you're always going to be judging, you're always going to be comparing. I think that's the way forward. Did that make sense, matt? Yep, um, so, yeah, so anybody that's out there that genuinely does think that their cocks are small, then I think again, it's just down to your own insecurity, which is normal because we're made to feel that way in society. Yeah, correct, um, but go and compare yourselves. Go and have a look at another guy or, if anybody does say you have a small cock, get them to prove their cock size and say to them you know?
Speaker 1:hang up.
Speaker 1:If you think I'm small, fucking prove that you're bigger than me well, okay, so the predictor, like the predictor of cock sizes, all right, so I have a theory. Right, I have quite a, and my theory is quite tested and true, right, so I can genuinely look at somebody and go, yeah, I think I can roughly guess what they're actually packing, right, and I'm usually fairly fairly bang on right. But then I actually do a little trick where we talk about hand size and bigger and all that before we even get to talking about the dick size part, and I'd hold up my hand. Um, we did it with um, with anthony last night, we did when we're at cleo, and anthony's yeah and um, and we basically went hand to hand and like I measure from the base of my palm to the tip and you've got quite a big hands mat as well.
Speaker 1:Yeah, I do have quite big hands, right, um, and, and, like I said, and it definitely makes sense it makes sense because I measure from there to there and that actually does. It falls into pretty much bang on right, so, um, but we did it with um Anthony last night and and he's basically very similar size to me he's got much fatter fingers than me um, good, fucking giant hands. So, again, lucky, um, lucky, cleo, um, there, um, but um, um, yeah, but um, most of the times that I've sort of been with guys, that's been fairly accurate and I said, well, that's pretty good and yeah, so they'll go and check that out. But they talk about nose size and, again, nose size is actually pretty accurate as well. Um, what are some of the other measuring ways that you've heard? Dave, with my mouth with.
Speaker 2:I'm pretty good at judging a good, uh, good size my mouth yeah well, as you know. No, um, look, I mean obviously, tape measures is obviously one thing. Rulers, yeah, we'll take measure. Yeah, um, look, I mean people say feet size but I don't believe that in any comparable, because I mean the average again is like a size eight to 10 is an average size shoe, I would say. In what world are you?
Speaker 1:living For women.
Speaker 2:No for western. What size? 10? European Size 11.
Speaker 1:No way Easy what for an average size. Yeah, no, I'd say yeah, I'd say probably 9 to 11.
Speaker 2:Well, 34 inch waist is like an average size for a male. Yeah, well, 34-inch waist is like an average size for a male?
Speaker 1:Yeah, yeah, 32, 34.
Speaker 2:Yeah, so you know, I'm just going on demographics of what I know from you know from the history of me growing up, I suppose, yep, but in terms of size for cock-wise I mean, I don't really know that many different sort of like techniques to judge.
Speaker 1:Yeah, I mean the best way to think is to show me, and I'll tell you. Show me, oh, and I'll tell you whether it fits in my mouth, on my hand but I like it.
Speaker 2:I like a flaccid penis more, so I do like that. Yeah, I like a nice soft cough. I like the look of it. We mentioned this today about. You know the way you put your cock in your pants and stuff like that to give your impression of your balls and stuff like that. Yeah, and obviously face down over your balls is obviously the biggest way you're going to get your bulge yeah, it gives you a nice, a nice, but it doesn't always feel comfortable like that does.
Speaker 2:It doesn't, definitely doesn't feel comfortable. I have to wear mine slightly to the side because to me wearing a face down like that is uncomfortable, yep, um, but again, I mean, ball size is also good as well depends on where I am as to how I wear my dick.
Speaker 1:Now, if I'm at, say, the gym after my workout, right, and I'm going to the sauna and the steam room and stuff like that, I'll sort of give it a bit of a fluff up and stuff like that to make it look a little bit more impressive.
Speaker 2:I think everybody does that.
Speaker 1:Yeah, everyone does that. Yeah, Even straight boys, I reckon and then I'll sort of definitely try and put it face down and over my balls and sort of bring all that forward, and that way it sort of looks like I'm sort of really bulging. Now, normally on a day-to-day I'll wear mine to the left, sort of basically down and to the left or sort of just up and to the left, depending on how it's feeling on the day.
Speaker 2:Again, it all depends on what underwear you're wearing as well. Yeah, correct, if you're wearing briefs it's a bit tighter, restricting. But you know, boxers are a bit more frequent.
Speaker 1:I'm more of a boxers for a lot of the time, but again depends on what I'm actually wearing as well. So I've got shorts on today, so I'm actually box of briefs.
Speaker 1:yeah, box of briefs because I got shorts on today, so then so it'll just fall where it falls and they're getting always to the left, um, but if I'm wearing my work pants and things like that, I'll wear briefs, because it tends to hold them properly. And I made a mistake last week I actually wore a pair of boxes to work and it was fucking jiggling around all day. And it must have been a day where because I have days where my dick, I feel my dick's heavier and bigger right, yeah, um, and have one of those days so you had another wank for a while, probably probably possibly and it was just like it felt bigger that day and I'm sitting there and I'm thinking this thing's fucking really getting in the way today, and because I'd worn my boxes, it was just annoying.
Speaker 1:it wasn't annoying me because I love my dick, it's my favorite thing in the world frustrating. It was frustrating because every time I went to move somewhere it was kind of like there and it was in the way and I thought to myself fucking hell, I've got to remember not to wear these to work again, but yeah.
Speaker 2:So how do?
Speaker 1:you measure a dick, dave? You? Let me answer that question for you. You place the measurer at the base of the erect penis, press it to the pubic bone and measure the erect penis from the base to the tip right. That's how you measure the length. Now how you measure the girth is to use a piece of string or a flexible measuring tape. Wrap the string around the thickest part of the shaft. That's right. You should always do the thickest part because you don't want to undersell yourself, right? If, using string, mark where the string meets the measurer and then use that as a distance, basically using a measuring tape. Just mark the measuring tape once and you can see how round it is as well. So nice, easy way to measure your dick there. But yeah, so cut, uncut, what do you prefer?
Speaker 2:I definitely prefer uncut, because I'm uncut myself, yep. But again, I mean, it's all down to the person. You know what I mean. If a guy is fucking smokingly good looking or just has that really sexy appeal, then it doesn't matter, and even the thick side doesn't matter. You know what I mean? I'm more drawn to the person than I am the cock, if that makes sense. Unless I see a fucking huge cock in an arm, unless you're in church and we're falling in some remote, absolute lies.
Speaker 2:Well, look what happened last week when we were there. We were talking to a friend of ours and we were going to go downstairs. We just had a shower, hadn't we? We just got out of the shower and they had open communal showers in this thing and there was a guy we'd seen prior to coming in and he was like a really tall but athletically built.
Speaker 1:He was probably a nine out of ten from a looks, perspective and a body perspective and he knew it as well, but anyway.
Speaker 2:So as we were getting out and getting dry, we said, oh, we'll meet you downstairs. So there's a friend of ours, we're going to go down to the spa, I think it was. And then this guy came in and shouted and I just said to Matt, I'm not going anywhere, I'm going to stand here and I'm going to just take my time getting dry. And this guy obviously knew that we were looking. He knew so what did he do when he got?
Speaker 1:out when he finished. He sat there after his shower, which he took a little bit of time, and so we just kept going back and forth, back and forth, back and forth. Basically he just right in front of us and he did the slow dry. So he basically got the towel and rubbed it all up. His leg came under his cock, pulled his cock out the top of it, so it bounced off. The towel, so it bounced off the towel a bit and it was just like oh.
Speaker 2:All that was missing was him winking at us and giving a grin, wasn't it?
Speaker 1:Yeah, all that was missing was him saying all right, come to a room now, let's see what we can do with this. I'd be interested to see who he actually went with because we didn't see, did we? Yeah, he went with the same people every single time, did he?
Speaker 2:Okay, yeah, the ones that looked similar to him.
Speaker 1:Okay, and that's what happens in church sometimes is you get the pretty boys that only want to go with the pretty boys. But then sometimes you get really surprised, don't you, when you get the pretty boys that start chasing you.
Speaker 2:Well, you had a really quite good-looking guy with you on that day, didn't you? Oh, he was fucking hot. Very hairy guy, very hairy tattooed, but nice.
Speaker 1:Fit as fuck, really nice ass, and everybody wanted to be with him. But he came to you, didn't he? Everyone wanted him, and he came straight towards me, and so I gave him a bit of what for and pounded fucking living Christ out of him.
Speaker 2:He nearly fell over. I was going to say Papa Matt was going to give him one, and he did. He sorted him out.
Speaker 1:Oh yeah, I definitely sorted him out, but he wasn't that much younger than this was he really?
Speaker 2:No, no, no, he was a little bit younger, probably, I'd say about five years maybe.
Speaker 1:Yeah, yeah, but he was a good bottom as well. He really knew how to. He jumped around on it. But then he sort of he knew when he wanted to get into that position to take it and fucking bam, and I was like, yeah, you're the house down.
Speaker 2:So that's church. I mean anybody that hasn't been to church then try and make an appointment.
Speaker 1:We'll happily take you to church and show you Absolutely 100%. It's fun.
Speaker 2:It was definitely fun, yeah definitely, but going forward, matt, in terms of like penises and penis size, what can people do, maybe to increase the length of their penises?
Speaker 1:So we spoke briefly about my cock pump. So now I led to their penises. So we spoke briefly, briefly, about my cock pump. Yep, so now I'm not a regular user of it. I use it just for fun, basically, and just to take some really good photos, um, and stuff like that. So but apparently if you are using a cock pump on the reg, it will tear the muscles and then sort of you'll rebuild the muscles.
Speaker 2:It's not good for you no, no, no.
Speaker 1:Because, okay, when you're lifting at the gym, and things like that as well, that tears your muscle. That's how you increase muscle size. So the same principle is applied with cock size. So the thing is that it isn't bad for you per se, um, because your muscle will continually grow. So, um, and the cock is a muscle, it's all made of muscle tissue, hence why it expands and all that kind of stuff. It's not just an empty chamber that fills up with blood and then goes again.
Speaker 2:Any blood.
Speaker 1:I don't know, it empties with semen, but, yeah, cum or jizz or whatever else you want to call it Gloop, gloop, I don't know. Stuff that you drank a lot of last week. Yeah, oh, did I drank a lot of last week. Yeah, um, yeah, oh, did I, did, I just did, I just anyway um that's another story. Yeah, I thought we were going off um, anyway, um, yeah, so oh fuck, now I've lost your train of thought yeah, sorry, no, how to increase your cock size?
Speaker 1:yeah, um, there is also some exercises it's called, and I can't remember what it's called. It's gulching or something like that. Gulching, I can't remember, I should have googled. Fuck, um, tell me to have a quick google. How to? Yeah, google, and I'll do the same while I'm talking at the same time, because we all know that I can't multitask. But yeah, um, hang on, let me just ask google. Um, hey, siri, how do you increase cock size? Okay, I think siri doesn't want to answer my question.
Speaker 2:She's prudish, we know we know she doesn't want.
Speaker 1:How do you increase? She's just hey, siri, how do you want to increase? I'm going to have to type in the cock size Kegel. Is it Kegel? No, that's, that's for your exercises, for your, your pelvic muscles. Insane safari.
Speaker 2:I said penis stretchers we've got here how to make emoji, I don't know. Vanango is it? I've said a word here I don't know, I don't know anyway.
Speaker 1:Anyway, google it. Okay, there is an x, some exercises that you can.
Speaker 2:Well, I've got here I've got surgery supplements, ointments, patches and physical methods like pumping gel king, gel king that's the one gel. Never heard of it before. Attraction. There you go.
Speaker 1:Yeah, so it's basically a squeezing technique, apparently, ah okay, where you can basically squeeze, squeeze, squeeze, squeeze squeeze, release the pressure.
Speaker 2:It's almost like a cock pump, but you're doing it manually, aren't you? Yeah, correct, correct, I think I know what you're talking about.
Speaker 1:Yeah, okay, but you can look if you're worried about your penis size and you shouldn't. Be all right, as you've heard us chat through this episode and previous episodes as well, that it's not actually that important.
Speaker 2:I've got another concept, Matt. Oh God, you know this is aimed more for the straight community, the straight guys that really do want to make their cocks bigger, and that's to rub it with another guy's cock and it will soon get bigger.
Speaker 1:It will definitely grow. Then, yes, let us know and we'll help you grow.
Speaker 2:That's your statement of the day. Let it grow, let us know and we'll help you grow.
Speaker 1:But yeah, look, and if you want true measurement facts, you can again message us on any of our socials.
Speaker 2:And don't forget, this is all stuff that we're taking off the internet, so don't blame us if we're getting it all wrong. Yeah, but also Because we're only going with the thing.
Speaker 1:We're doing some research off Google and Dr Google and stuff like that, which everyone should 100% use Dr Google for anything. Everyone knows that um. But we also are using our experiences and our um knowledge of of what we've had and what we've encountered in the community um as well.
Speaker 2:so but but again, I'm just. I don't want to sort of like go off the topic here, matt, but I mean, do you think that girth is more important than length?
Speaker 1:Well, apparently, to all our lady friends, girth is definitely way more important than length.
Speaker 2:To me it is as well. I prefer a meaty cock than a longer cock.
Speaker 1:Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Well, we had a friend of ours that we used to hook up with quite frequently A nice friend of ours, right, a very good friend of ours, a very good friend of ours and he had a really fat cock. Yeah, it was long, but it wasn't enormously long. No, but it was, but it was definitely.
Speaker 2:You knew when he put it in, because when he stuck it in you, could feel the the difference.
Speaker 1:Yeah, yeah, you can. It was, and it felt great once it was in, but you had to breathe to get it in, like, To breathe, to get it in.
Speaker 2:You know what I mean. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So I miss his cock. It's like sticking a carrot in you and then a banana, and it's going to be a slightly different size. It's his birthday tomorrow and I'll know that.
Speaker 1:Yeah, yeah, yeah, like a carrot. Yeah, you can get big carrots as well.
Speaker 2:start with a small one, like little baby carrots, and then, you know, tell me, I can definitely advise you on that? Yeah, you definitely do just remember to put them back in the bin, not the fridge all right, yeah, or just cook them straight away, yeah, yeah, offer them up to the family don't waste things, I mean so I've got. I've got a thing here, matt. Um, I'm just on on one of my web pages. It's on that on the health line, yep, and it's all about best stretching exercises.
Speaker 1:Yeah, I'm just going to go here.
Speaker 2:No, no, it's taking me to a another site another site not I don't want to go there.
Speaker 1:Yeah, yeah, well yeah, yeah, but um, so, yeah. So look, stretching pumps work definitely right and you don't have to buy the most expensive one on the market. What about traction device? You ever tried one then? I haven't tried traction device, but I do. One of my exes used to get his cock and wrap it around the top of his wrist, like so, and basically stretch it that way and basically stretch it and I think that's how you do the jelking thing as well. You basically have it on something solid but have it on the top of the wrist and sort of pull it around and pull it around and just continually rub in a forward motion so that it actually sort of stretched.
Speaker 2:Well, I've got a statistic on this topic here. We stretch it and it says participants that use the device for six hours a day. That's excessive, I think you know. Wow. So they must have it on. Well, they must have it on all day, and it just maybe just stretches it automatically. You know what I mean. So you just wear it, which would be very uncomfortable, I would think it said over a four month course, they gained about 1.7 centimeters and about two thirds of an inch in length is that worth it?
Speaker 2:yeah, I don't know I don't think, but there was no effect on girth, which makes sense because if you're pulling it down, you're not going to get the yeah, it's yeah.
Speaker 1:You can't magically get so how?
Speaker 2:how do you get? I mean obviously penis, blood must increase in blood, so you should get it. Penis pumps make it look fatter, yeah exactly, and wider and longer.
Speaker 1:So they kind of do all of that above, I think. So, yeah, I don't know.
Speaker 2:There's a lot of things that we are still learning ourselves. I mean, there's things I mean this is good for us because we do a lot more research and we can sort of like think, okay, what is going on? But I've just got your how to jelk.
Speaker 2:How to jelk? Hmm, place your index finger and thumb in an o shape. Place the o shape gesture on the base of your penis. Make the o smaller until you put a mild pressure on your penis shaft which is what you said and slowly move your finger and thumb towards the head of your penis until you reach the tip. Reduce the pressure and this feels. If this feels painful, that's right. Repeat this once per day for about 20 to 30 minutes. There you go, there you go, there you go. So you're basically squeezing all the way up, aren't?
Speaker 1:you yeah, yeah, all the way up. So yeah, I'm trying to find where my actual penis pump to see whether it looks fatter.
Speaker 2:I haven't seen that photo. Well, no, I can tell you it does.
Speaker 1:Yeah, but I'm Just send it to everybody.
Speaker 2:They can tell you yeah, we'll take viewers' reactions to your penis pump picture Matt.
Speaker 1:Well, I'm not allowed to put that on Instagram.
Speaker 2:Well, go on to his OnlyFans and you'll see it.
Speaker 1:I haven't checked that for a while. I wonder how many subscribers I'm up to. It's a free subscription, FYI. I don't know where that went to.
Speaker 2:Maybe I moved it, oh my God. So there's also lots of different types of penis pumps as well. You've got manual, you've got automatic.
Speaker 2:Well, I've just got the manual one With the little handheld squeezy thing on the end of it, which correct? Yeah, and you know from your perspective and I've used one before as well I know that when you get to a certain pressure it can be quite uncomfortable. Yes, very much so. And also I we've seen, I've seen guys in church that constrict their penis flow using a really tight cock ring to the point where their balls and their cock is so cold that they pretty much cut the whole fucking blood circulation off and just left it in a big state. It looks impressive, but if you go and touch it it's stone cold, isn't it? There's no warmth to it at all. Yes, you do. I think that's a little bit dangerous as well. Personally, oh, yeah, probably. I've also seen other people injecting saline solution and stuff into their penises. Oh, that's very meaty mate.
Speaker 1:Yeah, so it looks fatter as well.
Speaker 2:Well, it's definitely impressive honestly, I'm looking at it, thinking, fuck me, well, I have, yeah, I know exactly it's I have. Yeah, I know exactly, but it's a very good picture.
Speaker 1:I like that a lot. Yeah, it's a good picture, isn't it? I'm quite impressed with that, but then that's a pretty good picture as well. Yeah, exactly, I take a good photo, you do, but yeah you should be proud of your penis. Matt, I am exactly. I like it a lot. It's my favourite toy it's mine sometimes too.
Speaker 2:Oh look, it's just come up a bit. I'm just going to show this to matt. He won't believe me. Just look, come up, tell me what you're looking at 11 causes of penis irritation.
Speaker 1:What to do about it is the heading, so we don't know what we're looking at.
Speaker 2:But we're looking at three different shapes sized carrots there, which is um, and this is not me putting it on which is on brand for dave as what does it say underneath matt Matt?
Speaker 1:It says penis-friendly foods, eight foods that may boost sperm count levels, t levels and more. Okay, it didn't tell you how you're meant to eat them, or whether you're meant to eat them or insert them. Correct, that's just funny. That is so funny.
Speaker 1:Yeah, random stuff that comes up on our phone. After talking to Anthony and Cleopatra Cleo last night, cleo was saying, oh God, what the fuck is going to come up on my Facebook feed tomorrow? Because we all know that that's a real thing as well. Whatever you talk about ends up coming up on your phone. But, yeah, I think, dick size. I think, to wrap it up, I think it's not important, but to our listener listener, you're not small by any standard, you definitely fit into the average to above average.
Speaker 2:Yeah, yeah, correct, and that comes from other people's um perspective of your pictures and our personal experience, um, but we're happy to meet you and give you a full run down. Happy to take it for a test drive as well, definitely, and look yeah, and, of course, anybody out there that wants to reach out to us like he did, then, obviously, how do they contact us, matt?
Speaker 1:They contact us via our socials at Fully Grown Homeless Podcast or our email at fullygrownhomelesspodcast at gmailcom. But if you contact us and you're happy for us to use your name, let us know that in the comments as well because, we're happy to give you a place.
Speaker 2:Or if you want to give us a name that we can associate you with that's fine.
Speaker 1:So you know who we're talking about.
Speaker 2:Like I said, we do that with all our friends. We have pseudonym names and they know who they are. Yeah, have you know pseudonym names to you know and they know who they are?
Speaker 1:Yeah, but if you want to give us, let us use your. If you want us to use your name in that as well, because, hey, some people actually want to cross-promote and I'm happy for anyone that wants to. Let us let tell people about the Fully Grown Homos, I'm happy to. Yeah, put it in your podcast, put it in your blogs, put it out there into the world, because we need more listeners, because we love them.
Speaker 2:Again, this is only for our benefit. We're not doing it for any other reason apart from to give a bit of happiness about our lives and who we are and what we represent.
Speaker 1:And, hopefully, some of the information that we share. And we're enjoying it and we hope everybody else is as well.
Speaker 2:Again, if you've got any other topics that you want us to discuss, like he did, then please do, because I mean, you know there's so much to talk about and we don't always talk about gay stuff or people you know in the lgbtq plus community it's about random stuff is about us and our experiences in life and, as we are the fully grown homos you know, we do lots of different, not just sex.
Speaker 1:Sex is obviously important, but yeah.
Speaker 2:That's pretty much where we come from.
Speaker 1:Reach out and contact us and we hope that you've enjoyed this episode. All about dicks I have and dick sizes we have indeed All right, thanks. That's Fully Grown Homos with Dave and Matt. That's a wrap from us. We've been your fully grown homos and we look forward to opening your mind, your ears and your curiosities. Don't forget to like, comment and subscribe and share our podcast with your curious friends. You can contact us on fully grown homos podcast at gmailcom or any of our socials. Fully grown Homos podcast.
