Fully Grown Homos Podcast
Fully Grown Homos Podcast
Hilarious Hijinks and Saucy Scenes: From Cinema Mishaps to Sauna Shenanigans
Ever accidentally felt up a stranger in a dark cinema? We kick-off this episode of Fully Grown Homos with a raucous recount of my son's birthday bash where Deadpool and Wolverine had us laughing so hard we almost got kicked out! Between grooming our pets Scruffy, Chanel, and Blondie and making shameless jokes about offering hot guys our bones at the dog park, this week was anything but boring. Ryan Reynolds and Hugh Jackman’s on-screen antics are just the tip of our hilarious iceberg.
Next up, join us as we hand out flyers at a local sauna and stumble upon its vibrant, diverse scene. From S&M nights and female strip shows to a welcoming swingers' atmosphere, we had some eye-widening experiences and made unexpected connections, including a particularly charming mixed-race man. We champion inclusivity as we share stories of attendees dressing up to gain free entry and our dog’s mischievous antics adding to the fun.
Lastly, who knew a phallic cactus could stir up so much controversy? Our plant-obsessed community had a field day defending cheeky penis planters and exchanging quirky gifts. Our intense game nights, especially No Mercy Uno, were full of strategic plays and side-splitting laughter. And as a cherry on top, I finally got my knee surgery done and survived a home renovation that's been a comedy of errors. Tune in for a rollercoaster of laughs, surprises, and heartfelt moments!
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Welcome to Fully Grown Homos, a podcast about our adventures as fully grown homos navigating today's world full of inquisitive friends, questions about gay life and the unexplored activities of a life lived as fully grown homos.
Speaker 2:We'll discuss the gay 101s, sex sexuality and topics we don't even know yet, as we want your input into what you want to hear. Nothing is off limits, so email us on the Fully Grown Homos podcast at gmailcom or message any of our socials.
Speaker 1:Fully Grown Homos with Dave and Matt this week. What are we going to chat about, dave?
Speaker 2:Well, we're just going to talk about our week, I suppose, matt, our week in a nutshell.
Speaker 1:Or a nut sack. Yeah, that's more like it with us. Yeah, definitely, definitely. So we're just going to chat about what we did. So when are we going to kick off the week? Maybe last Sunday morning, last Saturday?
Speaker 2:I think we'll start Matt.
Speaker 1:Oh, we're going to start on Saturday, okay, yeah, what did we do Saturday? Well?
Speaker 2:I brought my dog over over to your house Scruffy, Scruffy, yeah Cool. He wanted to play date with your two daughters. Yeah, with my girls Chanel and Blondie. And yeah, so we decided to go and get them a haircut.
Speaker 1:They got pretty little haircuts. They went to the beauty parlour which is where, which is in Little Rascals at Penrith, not sponsored, but frigging amazing, amazing if you're from the area, yeah, absolutely brilliant.
Speaker 2:Mel and all the girls over there are amazing, so, yeah, definitely so, yeah, so we picked the dogs up, took them to the dog park. Yeah, met a few hot guys hot guys there's always, because that's the only reason why we go to the dog park. We don't take them for the dogs always, it's just for our trip out, our entertainment, our entertainment.
Speaker 1:to see the hot guys with the dogs, um, yep and um. Offer them our bones or a ball to play with, or a ball or two or four to play with. Definitely, definitely, definitely. Then what did we do Saturday night, dave?
Speaker 2:Well, because it was my son's birthday, yep. So we decided that we were going to go to the cinema and we've seen one of Dave's faves. Oh look, I mean you've got to go and see this movie. It's not a plug, but obviously it's a plug. Of course it is. It's a plug, definitely a plug. We went to see Deadpool versus Wolverine it was so funny To the point where I fell asleep for five minutes, but we'll talk about that in a minute.
Speaker 1:Hang on, no, no, no, hang on, no, no, we're talking about that now. So, Dave, when he was reaching for his drink, there was a guy next to us. I didn't even see whether the guy was hot or not, he was okay.
Speaker 2:yeah, he was okay.
Speaker 1:But every time Dave reached for his drink, Dave felt this guy up. The guy kept sort of Well, he had his shorts on.
Speaker 2:He had thick, hairy legs and he was with his girlfriend and he was sitting next to me Because I had to put my cup to the left of me, which is not normal for me. It's normally on the right-hand side the way the seats were set up in that particular cinema and I kept on reaching down to pick it up and then I would brush my hand against his leg not purposely, he just sort of glanced across and looked at me and I'm like I'm sorry suddenly into frottage, um, which is rubbing yourself up against somebody in public places.
Speaker 1:Um, so dave was copping a feel of this guy's hairy legs every time throughout the city, but that wasn't the only thing. But then dave took a little micro sleep for a couple of minutes. Um, again, I think it's impossible to do in deadpool. Um, however, dave did it and he snored and the guy looked at him and sort of went like what the fuck are you doing sleeping, filling me up, all kinds of stuff. So it was very funny. The experience itself. However, the movie. But I didn't miss much of the movie. No, you didn't miss much of the movie, but I probably woke up again because I was laughing hard I think you were the vocal vocal crowd for the whole cinema.
Speaker 1:I I've it got me in the funny spot really really well. The, the jokes, the um, the puns, the innuendos, everywhere innuendo. They're just straight out like, like, but the acting is good as well, isn't? The acting was so freaking fantastic. Like Hugh Jackman and Ryan Reynolds um, they're just amazing in it, as was everyone in the cast, but they need to do more collaborations, I reckon definitely comedy.
Speaker 2:They're so, so talented, they're so funny.
Speaker 1:They are. And look, the costumes were obviously amazing. Cgi was great as well, wasn't it? Peter the Deadpool's friend? Deadpool's friend. He comes out and he's packing Like there's innuendo, that he's got a big cock all the way through it. But then he comes out and this bulge in the thing. I just kind of went holy shit. And you're Peter. Yeah, but really good, Awesome movie. Go check it out.
Speaker 2:From the offset all the way through to the end, even the outtakes at the end. You've got to sit and watch it all.
Speaker 1:Stay till the very end. There's two sets of outtakes, so stay till the end, because it's very good, but it's not a film for young kids.
Speaker 2:No, no, but not a film for young kids. No, no, there was lots of young kids in that movie. When we were there.
Speaker 1:Man depends on what your parenting style is like.
Speaker 2:I guess yeah but I'll just say to you, I mean you know the, the language and the tone of the actual uh script is definitely geared at for adults yeah, and there's apparently.
Speaker 1:I look and I did read somewhere online that there was five or six gay blurbs in it that were quite supposed to be offensive to gay audiences. I didn't see anything. I didn't find them offensive at all. I can't even remember what they were, so they clearly weren't that bad.
Speaker 2:Well, I don't think it was anything gay, but look.
Speaker 1:Well, the whole character's meant to be a gay character, yeah, knowing Hugh and Ryan, they're both gay adjacent, or they're both gay according to Dave.
Speaker 2:Anyway Both gay adjacent, or they're both gay, according to Dave anyway. Well, hugh is definitely.
Speaker 1:Well, we're assuming Hugh is. Well, I'd like Hugh to be. We know you'd like him. And who else would you like to be? Oh, of course, zac Efron. Imagine if he went into the next movie with them. Oh yeah, wow.
Speaker 2:That'd be awesome. What superhero could he play, zac?
Speaker 1:Efron, that's not a superhero. He fucking certainly is. He certainly is.
Speaker 2:Super surfing.
Speaker 1:Zac. Well Zac, this is Zac. But yeah, definitely, definitely, definitely, definitely.
Speaker 2:And there Dave was supposed to turn his phone off. It is, but my phone's off.
Speaker 1:Oh my God, his watch as well.
Speaker 2:We're getting a message from Brittany.
Speaker 1:More messages from Brittany.
Speaker 2:yeah, Brittany's, our baby so.
Speaker 1:Deadpool we went and seen on Saturday night. Had a great time there, dog Park Sunday morning Where'd we go, dave?
Speaker 2:We decided that we were going to go and pay a visit to church.
Speaker 1:To church. Now, for those of you that have been playing along at home, church is our sauna slash sex on premises venue that we go to Now. We went to the sauna with the intent. My intent was we went there earlier, as normal.
Speaker 2:We went really early this week no it wasn't really. It was about an hour and a half earlier.
Speaker 1:Yeah than normally. We would go to right and we walked around and we're having a look around because there wasn't much to do as such. So we were having a chat with the guys at the um, at the counter and all that, and they're awesome. We love those boys. I'm not going to name them. They work hard, they work friggin hard, but they are just the best. We love, love, love, right down to earth and very honest and open for sure.
Speaker 1:we were having chats with them. We're actually having chats with them about the podcast as well, and they've started listening. So, hi, boys, if you're listening to this episode, we love you guys so much. Thank you for the support, thank you for everything you do and thank you for the support. We put some of our little flyers out, our business cards with the QR codes so people can contact us.
Speaker 2:And they've been learning some stuff from us as well, haven't they? They learned some stuff from us and we definitely learned some stuff from them, but we also found there's a few new things in the actual sauna, didn't we?
Speaker 1:which we didn't know, but we'll talk about that in a bit anyway. Well, we discovered there's an S&M night on a Saturday night, sort of thing, and they have live shows. Now it's predominantly a straight venue or a mixed venue. Let's go mixed, because it's not straight as such. It's more like swingers and stuff.
Speaker 1:Yeah it's more as a swingers sort of vibe throughout the week, except for Sundays is the only day where it's men only. But they did tell us about the show that happens on a Saturday night, which again is a female strip show, and then there's a bondage show with a guy in it and stuff like that. But we'll definitely be checking out.
Speaker 2:Yeah, we'll have to go down and just see it so we can report back to you guys. I mean, obviously we were a little bit perplexed as to whether it be the right venue or right environment for us to go to, but we've been assured by the guys that work there that is fun night. There's a lot of. I won't say the word because matt will tell me off.
Speaker 1:Go on, tell everybody what I normally say a lot of trans, trans women still there or trans men there um, but they're not your quality, not the drag queen side they're no, they're, no, no, they're not your quality, they're not the drag queen side. Are they no, no, no, they're not. A lot of them aren't genuinely trans. A lot of them are actually just men that decide because it's actually free entry for women and trans women that they'll put on a wig.
Speaker 1:They'll also get the hot guys, really bad sort of lipstick and makeup and stuff like that.
Speaker 2:Well, we're only assuming this because, from what we've seen in past, we don't know what this is like.
Speaker 1:Well, we did see one on Sunday morning, you're right. That was actually leaving the club when we got there and was defrocking in the car park In the car park and she was tragic. I'm sorry we don't know who you are, but maybe you know. But look, you know what, to each their own. And if you need to save your 20 bucks or 25 bucks, we're not trying to bag anybody out.
Speaker 2:It's just obviously our take on things. So obviously don't take this personally anybody. I mean, it's just obviously. We're just reporting to you what we see and what we feel and what we experience, yeah, yeah. So basically we're not bagging or demonetizing. What's the word I'm looking for?
Speaker 1:um, we're not. We're not bringing people down. No, no, no, we're not trying to do that. No, I'm definitely an ally of the trans community? Of course you are, I know you are a huge ally of the trans community and I believe believe in everyone having the right to be exactly who they are.
Speaker 2:So we're not broadcasting about the actual dress code or the way people look. We're just telling you what is available on that night.
Speaker 1:Yeah yeah, so, anyway, so anyway, but let's go a little bit later in the afternoon, throughout the day. So we did get some people turned up and we played around with a few different guys and that, and there was one guy there. His cock was freaking fat and it wasn't enormously long, um, but it was big fat cock and I sort of was struggling to sort of get it in my mouth and Dave was doing someone else at that stage, so he he didn't get an opportunity to get his lips around that one, um, but it was really good.
Speaker 2:But then a bit later we did well, we were going to leave, weren't we? Because we had.
Speaker 1:We had an appointment, so we're catching up with our friends, britney and her, her partner justin and their daughter yep, yep we're catching up with them a bit later, yep and um, and we were about to leave and we spotted this really fit looking, hot looking guy.
Speaker 2:I think he was a mixture. He was definitely a mixture of Asian stroke, australian stroke, european. I don't know European, maybe European Asian yeah. I don't know, but he was smoking hot, very good boy.
Speaker 1:Now again, my typical type and Dave's typical type is not young Asian boys. It's not generally what I'm into, but he was exceptional. But he was exceptional. His body was insane.
Speaker 2:But he was awesome as well.
Speaker 1:He was awesome, like, when he sort of we went into the room to entice him into the room and he came on in, which was really cool because we could sort of see that he sort of had a look and kind of went. He was looking at us as if to say, yeah, boys, let's have a, let's have a play, let's have some fun. And so we did and we enticed him in the room and he went g'day mate, and I was like, oh yeah, this is gonna get Dave going, because we all know Dave really loves a good Aussie accent. But we did that and we went into the room and we were playing for a while, lonnie.
Speaker 2:Can you?
Speaker 1:see the squeak and it's a dog. The dog's making funny noises. I think she's dreaming, but he was lots of fun and let's just say I finished, you finished him off? Yeah, no, I just say I finished. You finished him off? Yeah, no, I finished. I didn't finish him off yet, no, and Dave. So throughout the day we'd be wandering around and Dave would stop and go because we talk a lot while we're there. But Dave would be talking to people and he'd go hey, we've got a podcast. It was like a publicity tour. Um, I was in a fucking suck and do all kinds of stuff and dave was on a publicity tour. So it was lots of fun, um, but there was a few times sorry, um, a few times where I basically sit there and I go, all right, I'm done with the publicity tour, I'll go off and find someone random and all that kind of stuff. But I'd finished off in the room with this guy. He'd been riding you, he'd been riding me, yeah, and doing a really good job of it as well.
Speaker 2:And I just assumed that it was all over over. You know what I mean. He got off.
Speaker 1:And Dave starts talking, doing the publicity tour, telling him all about Because we hadn't told him about the podcast at that point.
Speaker 2:Had we no, not yet.
Speaker 1:Well, Dave started telling him all about the Fully Grown Homos and who we are and what we talk about and all that kind of stuff, and he went, turned around and he went. Bro, can I just finish? Can I finish off first?
Speaker 2:Can I finish?
Speaker 1:off first. So Dave politely went oh yeah, of course, what do you need me to do? So we proceeded to finish him off. Finish him off and then straight back into the conversation.
Speaker 2:Well, it worked. He took a card and he came and asked us afterwards again.
Speaker 1:Hopefully you've had a listen.
Speaker 2:We won't name your name. We know what your name is, but we won't say it. No, we don't do names.
Speaker 1:But yeah, I was surprised that we actually got names, but you were good fun anyway. But it was lots of fun and we'd definitely be keen for that again.
Speaker 2:And the good thing as well, there was that other guy.
Speaker 1:He was quite fit looking, but he just he was so up his own ass, up himself and it was just like, and he was stalking this guy like it was like prey. And then when the guy walked into us, it was just like, oh, the look of devastation on his face was just like real. It was so good, so good. I like that. I like having a win but yeah, so, anyway.
Speaker 2:So, going back, we came back downstairs and obviously we start chatting to the guys behind the bar again. Just very quickly briefing, finishing off this little segment of um, of the actual conversation. Um, and we noticed that they've actually got a few new advertising things in the actual um complex and one of the actual things that we've discovered is a new machine, matt oh, we did and we're actually going to do a full episode on sexual health.
Speaker 1:Yeah, because I think it's obviously really important in our community. It's really important full stop, but in our community as well. But there's a my tests um machine, which basically you register with a qr code government run yeah, run, government run. You register with a qr code, um, and you can actually get a instant hiv test, and it's basically like a covid test set up, but you don't use saliva, you use a like a fingerprint, like you, would do with the diabetes test so you test it on the spot and 15 minutes result later.
Speaker 1:And then, not only that, though, it has all these links, um, that are fantastic and help if you do come back with positive, or you if you want to know more about sexual health. Um, it actually gives you all these links of support and where to go to and how to go to and what to do, so it's actually brilliant.
Speaker 2:I thought it was fantastic, and it's in lots of venues around australia because, as we we do, we always go and get ourselves tested every three months. We do, and we actually had. We actually went and got ourselves tested this week as well. Anyway, because we we came up to that, that point in our time, where we go every three months and we speak to the doctors and nurses there and we were talking about this to them and they were saying, yes, it's a new device and it's a new system that they've put in place and they've had lots of positive um feedback feedback from, haven't they?
Speaker 1:yeah, and and they would and look. It's great because, as um part of the lgbt plus community, um, I learned that we don't have to say all the letters anymore. Um, we just say lgbt plus. Yeah, um, community, as part of that community, a lot of us do actually go and get tested every three months and we have our regular health regime and stuff like that. But a lot of the straight community that are partaking in, or the men who have sex with men or all the other categories basically, that fit under that that wouldn't generally go and get tested.
Speaker 1:This is now accessible for them.
Speaker 2:I mean it doesn't stop the spread of STIs.
Speaker 1:No, it doesn't. But it's really good for your own knowledge with HIV, I guess, because it's a fearful Like I mean I know we've come so far and there's so much treatment. But it's not a gay disease. No, it's definitely not. It's a fearful like I mean I know we've come so far and there's so much treatment.
Speaker 2:But it's not a gay disease. No, it's definitely not.
Speaker 1:It's not, but there's still a lot of fear around it. So the thing is that if you're wanting to play with somebody as a straight man and you're thinking, oh, I'm not sure, and all this sort of stuff, you want to make sure that you're not taking anything home to your wife and stuff like that, well, it's actually a really good tool to have there and that as well.
Speaker 2:But we'll get into sexual health a whole episode because we need to do a little bit more research, because we've actually asked the doctors and nurses whether they'll do a podcast with us and they're keen. But obviously they have to go through protocol and make sure that they're covered by legality reasons but they're on board and they strongly support what we're doing.
Speaker 1:Yeah, yeah, correct, correct, and they um definitely want to be part of that.
Speaker 2:So yeah, so that was that little bit of the segment for the sauna side. So that same day we then left the sauna and we headed straight to our local, local RSL local club where we have lots of fun every week and we caught up with delightful Brittany, justin and their beautiful daughter.
Speaker 1:Yes, and lots of fun every week and we caught up with the delightful Brittany, justin and their beautiful daughter, yes, and lots of other friends as well. And look for those of you that know, it was my birthday during the week and I got some wonderful presents and gifts and wishes and love from everyone. But look, a couple of things that I received from Brittany were very, very, very clever and really funny.
Speaker 2:They now take pride of place in my plants To the point where Matt caused a controversy online.
Speaker 1:I did, I did so. These were little planters but they had cocks. They were like little penis planters. I wouldn't say they were little penises.
Speaker 2:They were quite big penises actually.
Speaker 1:I'll post a photo of them when we drop this episode on. On on the picture, um, you can see them, um, but then there's a big set of lips with a big cactus, big phallic cactus, coming out the top of it. It's really quite cool, um.
Speaker 2:So I'll post those photos with this, so matt's basically on a on a an instagram, not instagram on a facebook group yeah, and I just broadcast plants, isn't it?
Speaker 1:yeah, yeah, it's all about plants and plant support and everything like that. I've learned lots and lots and lots from this group, but it's fun as well and they're a really good group. But I posted a photo of this and then I've got lots of comments about like, oh, you need new friends, all that, all jest, yep, and lots of laughs throughout it. One woman took offence to it and said Her daughter was scarred for life.
Speaker 1:My eight-year-old daughter is scarred for life. She doesn't like this plant page anymore. Well then, the plant community got behind me because they realised it was actually supposed to be fun and they said well, what's your eight-year-old daughter doing on facebook? Um, should you not be watching the content that she's reviewing?
Speaker 2:but it wasn't all that kind of stuff. No, no, you're just taking pots, and there was lots of other plants that were in that actually as well.
Speaker 1:There's my um a little gay pride, freddie mercury planter, and there's lots of cool stuff in that, but they've posted other stuff on there as well.
Speaker 2:They've posted similar stuff with boobs and stuff like that yeah, boobs and all that kind of stuff. So, yeah, I don't get it.
Speaker 1:But it was like the whole community came to my rescue and it was like really an all-out war for a moment there and it was just like oh guys, and I jumped in with a comment and said, hey, be comment. Said, hey, be kind. Um, like I can take it. Trust me if. If somebody wants to have a go for content that I posted, I'm okay with taking the freaking barrage of abuse and hatred. It doesn't faze me. I've got thick skin. I'm a gay man.
Speaker 1:I've grown up in mount droid, um, so I'm a bit tougher than they can actually, given somebody being a keyboard warrior and telling me that I've scarred their eight-year-old for life. If that's happened, that I've scarred their eight-year-old for life, If that's happened and I've scarred your eight-year-old for life, don't hang out with me, because you're going to cop a whole lot more. And, note to self, don't let your eight-year-old listen to this podcast because we will break them Absolutely, definitely, definitely. I've broken adults in my time, so, yeah, and I've witnessed that. Yes, he has um, but yeah, um, in many, many ways, um but yeah. So that was. That was quite fun. Um, but my gifts I love them all from everyone. Got some really cool tops and t-shirts and stuff like that with my babies on them. Um, got a really nice blanket that I dare not put on my bed because my children will eat it. Um, because they're naughty girls.
Speaker 1:Um, well, they have been this week, they have been, yeah, they've decided yeah, they're gonna chew my pillows and they've been banned from my bedroom while I'm not in it. Obviously, they still sleep on my bed and they will never not sleep on my bed, but yeah so after the the present ceremony oh, we played we played.
Speaker 1:So I bought some new versions of you know. Right, we love you know, at the club we like playing games. There's a bit of a lull in time between raffles and the next raffles and stuff like that. So we all sit around and we usually play some kind of board game or that. We do love, you know, because it's lots of fun and it's fairly quick. However, you know, show no mercy. Or you know no mercy is not quick and it's fucking brutal. It is. It's pick up. You do plus tens, you do plus like, and if you get a plus 10 on top of a plus 10, your hand is not already go like. The rules of this, you know no mercy, is that if you hold more than 25 cards, you're out. And I tell you, in literally three plays you can be out because, again, if you do a plus 10, a plus 10 and freaking, somebody else does that, they smash you and you're out of the game well, you can go from one card to literally being out, can't you?
Speaker 2:Yeah, correct, and it has happened.
Speaker 1:It has happened and the games go on for quite a while, and it's so much fun.
Speaker 2:We tend to play on as well, so when the first person wins, we'd carry on playing.
Speaker 1:the other players, we'd carry on the next player until the last man standing is the biggest loser, basically.
Speaker 2:But, as we found out from that particular card game, it goes on too long. It goes on for a long time. So I think we're going to sort of just cap it at the first person that wins, and then we'll start again, because I think it just takes so long, yeah, but then we also discovered so we went out last night, didn't we?
Speaker 1:Yeah, we did.
Speaker 1:We went over, we got invited over to Brittany and Justin's house and Justin's house Yep, and we took some cheese and crackers and sort of Brittany made some yummy veggies I know who'd have thought Matt would say yummy veggies, I know, but they were very nice. And we played Uno Flip, which is also another one, another game that Uno have out, and again, we're not sponsored by Uno Uno, if you want to sponsor us, we do wear your underwear. We bought yeah, well, justin, wear your underwear. We bought yeah, justin bought us some. Justin bought us some underwear. He had a pair on as well. Let's flip.
Speaker 1:Number two Red number two Red number two it sits right on your cock and on your ass. It's awesome. So let's play flipping, and we played Uno Flip and that's awesome fun as well I think that was.
Speaker 2:I think it was probably even better actually. Yeah, we laughed a lot throughout because the process is basically, you play your normal uno and then, when someone has a flip card, it flips the whole entire pack upside down, including your hands in your your hand, your deck in your hand. So, therefore, you then start playing a completely different game with different sort of rules. Similar rules, but slightly different um um point systems and stuff like that.
Speaker 1:Plus ones and plus twos, you get plus fives in there and you get like but again.
Speaker 2:You know, because your cards are flipped, you can't necessarily carry on playing. You can't play in your game, you can't. And people can see your cards from the other side because they're printed on both sides. So as you're holding the cards so that whatever game you're playing, whether it's the mild or wild game, they can see your cards on the other side, so when you flip them over, they know, you know what they've got technically, but you don't know how they're going to play them. Or we don't know what the cards are going to come up and there's one card in particular that you put down and you nominate a color and you they have to turn over the deck until they get that color and sometimes that is the best card.
Speaker 1:It's the best card to play because I tell you what? It's very rare we've only in, in all the games that we've played and we've played quite a few is only twice now that somebody's actually nominated the right colour. But I got smashed out of the game because I literally was picking up the card.
Speaker 2:But the thing is, matt had all the blue cards in his hand, and what colour did he choose?
Speaker 1:And then I chose blue, like an idiot. So then I was flipping for literally forever to get a blue card and thinking to myself why have I chosen blue? Oh, it's so stupid, but we have fun, but it's lots of fun.
Speaker 2:And blue, oh so stupid but we have fun, but it's, it's lots of fun.
Speaker 1:So you know, you know flip and we even played dumbass last night as well, didn't we play dumbass, which is, yeah, we had a good, good, good night. So thank you, thank you, thank you, britney and justin, yeah so, um, yeah, lots of fun games and they take up lots of time and they're entertaining as hell. So yeah, so we um so that was.
Speaker 2:That was last night, yeah, but prior to that. So it's been a big week for me as well. Um, I've been pending having an operation on my knee for the last four years, shall I say? Um being cancelled due to covid, and then I had it then rearranged and then I got covid, so they got cancelled and pushed back. Pushed back long story short. So I got an opportunity to have my knee operated on this Thursday, which I was delightfully happy to take. Um so long story short. Um, I had an issue with a bit of broken bone in my knee that was floating around and it kept on catching. So every time I climbed stairs or walked downstairs or was walking for long distances or even driving, my knee would lock into place and it would be excruciating. Matt will tell you he's seen me in a lot of pain from it yeah, he's been in a lot of pain.
Speaker 1:From time to time we'll be walking around and all of a sudden he just needs his buckles, yeah, and I gotta literally stop.
Speaker 2:If I'm driving, I gotta pull over and straighten my leg out completely and I had to keep on moving this foreign body of this bone inside and push it back behind my kneecap to dislodge it from where it was. So, again, that became part of my life and, luckily for me, I had surgery this week which was very successful, and it was only an hour operation. So day surgery. Matt Klein took a day off to take me to the hospital, went in, I was only under for about an hour, yeah, and then came through from um anesthetic for another hour. So it's two hour operation in terms of like time wise, um. But they removed this piece of bone, which I didn't. I knew it was slightly big, but I didn't think it was going to be as big as it was the size of a 10 cent piece. Yeah, that's australian 10 cent australia.
Speaker 1:Yep, I was gonna say yeah, obviously, but um, but we do have international listeners. Hey, to our international listeners we love having you tune in say hi, yes so yeah.
Speaker 2:So it was a little bit of a shock to me to see the size of this um I completely died. But to be honest, I mean, I thought I'd be on crutches, um no, he said weight bearing straight away, which I was, and I've had no pain from the operation at all, no swelling. I've had a little bit of discomfort because I've probably been walking too much on it, so a little bit tight.
Speaker 1:He hasn't been on his knees.
Speaker 2:Yeah, I haven't been on my knees and won't be for a while, but it's just the only way. Only way I can describe is a little bit of tightness, you know, when you get like a restriction, like a band that's pulled around your leg and you restrict it from moving, it, bending it. That's the only sort of like discomfort I've actually had from it. Yeah, otherwise it's absolutely perfect and I'm looking forward to going and seeing the, the um, the surgeon, again in two weeks time for a review. Yeah, um, but look, I mean, I'm just so grateful, grateful for the health service for providing that for me, and also the doctors and nurses that performed that operation for me as well. And the doctors were hot, weren't they, dave? Oh yeah, the doctors were hot. The surgeons were hot as well.
Speaker 1:That's always a bonus, Dave. When he was going in, I asked the nurse or the wards person if they could put double Ds on his chest for him. That's what Matt requested.
Speaker 2:And he thought that was serious.
Speaker 1:No, he had a good chuckle and I said when he told us the day would be out at like 6 pm, I went 6 pm I thought it was only going to be like 3.30. And he said, yeah, well, not if you want your double Ds on. So he was quite fun and stuff like that.
Speaker 2:so he was telling the doctors about it and luckily for me, I didn't have the double Ds Dave didn't get his double Ds, unfortunately, but he did get a penis implant while we were.
Speaker 1:No, he didn't. He doesn't need that. I got a bone to play with instead. He got a bone, a bit of bone, to play. They wouldn't give him his bone.
Speaker 2:No, they wouldn't, but yeah, human, biological, biological material, yeah, yeah, it's a shame I took photographs anyway. Yeah, so, yeah, so that put a photo of dave's bone up on online dave keeps threatening to put my boner up online so yeah, well, you're the only fan, so maybe I could put that on your own.
Speaker 1:No, I won't put it only your bone on my only fans definitely not.
Speaker 2:Um, so, yeah, so that was pretty much my, my big week. Um, a little bit, uh, information. I mean I don't know if you can remember, but I do renovations for Definitely not. So, yeah, so that was pretty much my big week. A little bit of information, I mean I don't know if you can remember, but I do renovations for a living. So I'm currently into week four, week four, moving into the new property and about 20 trees down, yeah, so the front garden is looking completely different. Remove the palm trees yeah, so we can actually see the front of the house now.
Speaker 2:I had the bathroom ripped out because it had asbestos in the walls. So very kindly and grateful for the builders for removing all that for me. And then, obviously, I've gone into an operation now, so I can't progress for another week or so, but in the meantime I've been out looking at designs for the bathroom, pricing up certain attire for purchasing, yep. I also had an engineer out to assess the subsidence I've got in the house which I knew about prior to buying. There's nothing that can't be rectified, but again, I mean it's just obviously getting it all done properly, because I wouldn't want to sell it on with the conditions it's in, that's not who.
Speaker 2:I am, I mean I rectify everything I need to. So Dave's had a very masked week yeah, so for me, you know, on the tools, um getting out and doing some things, then having my operation, um, so that's pretty much my week and Dave's had a really masculine week yep, um, and, and I'm really excited because all-stars, global, global, global.
Speaker 1:I'll say global, no, global. All-stars kicked. All Stars, global, wobble, global. I was going to say Wobble, no. Global. All Stars kicked off. Rupaul's Drag Race Global, all Stars kicked off. This week. I've only seen episode one so far. I actually watched a little bit of it. Dave watched a little bit of it.
Speaker 1:Not because I chose to Our Aussie queen, queen Kong, shout out to you You're a freaking awesome legend you are. And Alyssawards placed first spoiler alert. Sorry, I should have said spoiler alert first if you hadn't watched it yet. But, um, definitely check it out. It's awesome, I love it. I might just give you a minute of global all-stars wrap up every week, who knows? And by the end of it dave will go all right, I'm hooked. Um, probably won't, but yeah, they will be saying what was you talking about? But he, dave did say, did comment that alissa edwards, when she's not in drag, was actually quite masculine, quite hot and yeah, definitely.
Speaker 2:I mean, I was like his voice and um his appearance yeah, yeah, and he's a dancer and he's like a proper proper dancer.
Speaker 2:I was also a little bit, because I mean, like I said, I don't watch the show. I mean I was just in the in the room where matt was watching it. I was on my phone and every now and then I would glance up because obviously the hysterical side of things were happening on the thing. I was like what the fuck's going on? And then I noticed that one of the guys well, I didn't know that they were showing them getting dressed up and everything else and then I noticed that a couple of guys had like full-on hairy chest and I was like what the fuck's all that?
Speaker 1:about, because dave isn't an avid watcher or of of drag. Um, his perception of drag is probably that it was like old school drag, where everyone used to shave down completely and sort of basically try and look as femme as possible, tuck away and tuck, and um, I did explain to dave briefly that drag is a different world now and there's bearded queens, there's queens that don't tuck, there's queens that are hairy, so it's all performance-based, isn't it? It's performance-based and it definitely is makeup.
Speaker 2:And I'm starting to understand that a little bit more now, because obviously you tell me about that, because I mean again, I'm very blinded by all this because I don't follow that side of things.
Speaker 1:yeah, but it's branding as well. So got mick, who's a phenomenal she. She is a trans woman. Now she's trans, transitioned to becoming a woman, um, and and from being a man previously born a man. But her art is ridiculous, her level of art. The way she paints her face is solid white, which is one of her go-to looks, is solid white, but then draws on this art and it's just art. There's nothing else that you can describe it as, and it's insane like and she's phenomenal, um, but again, it's a different drag, is a different world than it used to be, um, and I love it so much. It's my escape. Um, definitely have lots of fun. I watch all seasons of them in mexico, spain, bloody philippines, I've noticed matt's tone in his voice when he's talking like this.
Speaker 1:He changes completely different. I listen I listen.
Speaker 2:I sit here intently looking at him, watching him talk.
Speaker 1:I love my job and he goes from being this podcaster to being a girl, a big girl, um, yeah, big big girl, but I love, I love my drag race. I do love my drag race, but yeah, um, so that's pretty much been our week in review, so, um, hope you've enjoyed it. Yeah, if there's anything you want to hear us talk about, how do they? It'll get in contact dave.
Speaker 2:you can contact us, matt, on the fully grown homos podcast at gmailcom or any of our socials.
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