Fully Grown Homos Podcast
Fully Grown Homos Podcast
Creative Roleplay Adventures with Dave and Matt
Ever wondered why athletes and sports gear are so erotically appealing? Get ready as we explore this steamy intersection of sports and sexual attraction, focusing on locker room fantasies and the seductive power of Lycra, Speedos, and more. We cover everything from the raw physicality of rugby to the unforgettable presence of Olympic divers like Tom Daley. Discover the hidden fascinations behind locker room encounters, frat boy dynamics, and the all-too-real hazing rituals, all wrapped in an intriguing discussion of the male form in athletic settings.
Finally, we roll out a treasure trove of roleplay scenarios that go far beyond the norm. Whether it’s the classic doctor-patient power play, the authoritative allure of military uniforms, or the playful dynamics of superheroes like Batman and Robin, there’s something for everyone. Dave and Matt share their thoughts on what makes each scenario appealing, injecting humor, nostalgia, and a touch of fantasy into every story. Plus, we’re eager to hear your own roleplay adventures—reach out to us via email and social media, and don’t forget to like, comment, and subscribe for more thrilling content!
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Speaker 1:On today's episode we're going to be discussing roleplay fantasies For every gay couple to try. Yeah, so I've got an article here that was on theadvocatecom. The article's from a writer named Alexander Shevs. I'm thinking I'm pronouncing that right C-H-E-V-E-S. It's basically 39 roleplays that every gay couple should try. So we're going to go through some of them, dave, and we're going to find out number one whether we've tried them. Not all 39 will be here all freaking night. Well, we can talk.
Speaker 2:We can go through the list at the end. You know what I mean.
Speaker 1:But whether or not we would try them right. Whether or not we would try them right, whether or not we've tried them whether but there's a few on here.
Speaker 2:I've not even heard of myself yeah, and that's that's.
Speaker 1:I had a quick look through and I've stopped you from looking through all the way.
Speaker 2:I got as far as 17 and you told me not to look.
Speaker 1:I said don't look anymore. I said I want to surprise our listeners and surprise you, so um, role playing, let's be. Before we get onto the list. Have you done any role-playing?
Speaker 2:Well, only, like you know, when people start calling you daddy and stuff like that, I mean, I haven't really done anything myself.
Speaker 1:So has anyone?
Speaker 2:asked you to role-play. I mean no, I have not.
Speaker 1:Oh, I know someone that has asked you to role-play. You have Somebody has asked you, remind me, because when I was at your place the old place before somebody came over who was a married guy, which is not surprising, yeah, not surprising if you know Dave. A lot of married guys come to Dave for servicing and he said that he wanted to dress up in women's clothes.
Speaker 2:Oh, yes, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 1:And you'd treat him like a dirty little whore.
Speaker 2:Yeah, but I never went through with that. No, no, but that's what I'm saying, but that was his fantasy. That's his fantasy.
Speaker 1:But he wanted you to treat him like a dirty little whore.
Speaker 2:Yeah, but he wanted me to arrange a party so he could actually serve people drinks and then be their slut. Yeah, be their slut.
Speaker 1:Yeah, that's the same person that basically got on his knees and sort of basically wanted to like I was so freaking tired from work.
Speaker 2:We were moving out of my house and we were moving stuff out.
Speaker 1:But he said I just want to suck your dick. So if somebody wants to suck your dick, you kind of got to let them. And I ended up coming all over his face and all through his beard and he was just like, oh's amazing, that's amazing, can't leave it in there. Yeah, okay, and I thought your wife's gonna see that if you just leave that there. But, um, but yeah.
Speaker 1:So he wanted to be a dirty little, yeah and that's cute yeah, which was really cute, and again it was he's a consenting adult so that's his choice to do that um so yeah, um, but the top of the list here, dave, is Something I'm used to. It's almost like your daily. This is a big turn on. For me, anyway, it is a big turn on for you.
Speaker 2:It's a big turn on for everybody, I think.
Speaker 1:Oh, I find it very hot Because you see it everywhere, don't you? You see it everywhere and you imagine, so we'll put our listeners out of their misery.
Speaker 2:It's construction workers right Tradies, tradies, construction workers.
Speaker 1:So it's more about the whole. Your house is being renovated, mister. I'm over here to fix it. What can I fix first?
Speaker 2:But it's just what they wear. If they're wearing anything at all half the time, you know, what I mean.
Speaker 2:And you see a lot of these trainees now. They do look after their bodies. They really do, oh, they do. And the younger guys are coming through the uh, the actual trades themselves, the apprentices, I mean they're. They're not shy at all about getting their kit off in any shape, or and they're very much larrikins, aren't they? They play around, they joke around, they touch each other inappropriately, but in a fun way, yeah, yep, and that's the nice thing about it and that turns you on as well, because you see them enjoying themselves. They might not be gay, they might be gay, they might be more curious, I don't know, but at the end of the day, they're having fun. Yeah, and when you watch them doing it, they, they do their jobs really well.
Speaker 1:They do work hard, but the fantasy is real there oh, absolutely, you sit there and you go like, oh, and you see them with a tool in their hand of particular type, you think, yep, oh, could I put that tool?
Speaker 2:there. And well, when they're, just like you know, climbing a ladder and they're just reaching up and you're just imagining their trousers falling down or something like that, I don't know well you look.
Speaker 1:Yeah, I always have that fantasy of like, if they're up a ladder that you can look at their shorts.
Speaker 2:It's not gonna fall out, fall out the side. I'm sure a few of the guys do do that. I mean, they probably are out there a little bit and they'll play around and they'll do a little bit more seductiveness in a way that is like you know, look at me, sort of thing.
Speaker 1:Yeah well, I've definitely seen building site porn where they've all sort of gone into the break room or the showers after work because boys are all sweaty, we better have a shower. And then, um, all of a sudden, all the stuff, one thing leads to another and you wash my back and I'll wash your.
Speaker 2:And that light bulb doesn't get changed because you're too busy sucking their cock yeah, we've seen it all. Yeah or pass me the hammer, and you don't have my hammer, you have a dildo. That's not a hammer. And all of a sudden You've seen that one, haven't you?
Speaker 1:Oh yeah, the dildo that gets passed around instead of a hammer.
Speaker 2:That's funny.
Speaker 1:Yeah, that's actually really good.
Speaker 2:But look, I mean I think you know the Aussie tradies are definitely, I think, one of the sexiest guys you know. When you look at other tradies around the world, the Aussies are definitely at the top of the list, I would say.
Speaker 1:Yeah, so I think when we're talking construction worker, we're not necessarily talking one of the village people, although he was pretty hot as well. So what other role plays?
Speaker 2:have you.
Speaker 1:Have you ever done the sports team?
Speaker 2:sports locker. Well, matt, we follow the rugby. I can't watch it on Instagram. On instagram, yeah, rugby. I can't remember either. Sports something yes, it's sports, but they they basically just are nrl supporters. They love it and any sort of like a time where the guys are in the shower rooms, locker rooms or on the field and they're getting either touched up or they're exposing their uh speedos or half naked guys walking around the locker room. They're, they're posting it all. So it's really cool. That's yeah, it's very cool, very cool, but yeah, but yeah. But again, sports, there's so many different types of sports. I mean, I've been joining the olympics full stop at the moment, oh, my god, and you were watching it with me tonight, matt, and we're watching the uh I haven't watched much of it.
Speaker 1:Okay, so what I have seen?
Speaker 2:the highlight is tom daly, obviously well, look at the, look at the french one, the french guy yeah, but I don't know his name. I know tom daly's, but you've seen his bulge in his speedos.
Speaker 1:It's been all over the internet enormous bulge in his speedos, like I don't know how he doesn't enter, how he doesn't make a splash in the water.
Speaker 2:I don't know how they don't come off with the actual force of them entering the water. I'm surprised they don't rip the fucking speedos off anyway.
Speaker 1:Sports teammates is something that I've definitely.
Speaker 2:There's definitely a whole fetish around it. Lycra is definitely a turtle.
Speaker 1:But I love footy shorts as well, come summer and all that kind of stuff. We all know I have a love for Speedos or grey track pants, but I also do love footy shorts. Really like footy shorts because again.
Speaker 2:Well, you were definitely enjoying the Lycra tonight on the athletic. Because it's now halfway through the Olympics, you'll be able to time stamp this, this, this podcast, um. So, basically, the athletics are just starting at the moment, so they're doing all the heats and we're watching it tonight and there was one of the heats was just um runners, yeah, runners, and they were all black guys. Um, and wow and yeah the bulges were real.
Speaker 2:But what did the female commentator say? She said something about the meat. There's a lot. She said something about meat, didn't she Something about a meat? This is a good meat, or something like that.
Speaker 1:This is good meat. And the way she said it was this is good meat. It wasn't this isn't a good meat. It was this is good meat. And the camera was panning at their um, their packages, their packages, and it was just like it was a perfect moment, perfect moment in time. It was sort of like I kind of want to go back and capture all of that, um, but yeah, so for me, what sort of um sports that turn you on?
Speaker 2:wrestling turns me on because a lot of physical contact with men. Yeah, and again they're wearing lycra. So for me, I've noticed that a lot of guys do get aroused, yeah, yeah, and I think it's natural, regardless whether you're gay, straight or anything. I mean people rubbing themselves against your body will naturally stimulate you in a way yeah, yeah, well, if you touch my cock it's gonna get hard yeah, simple as that and then, obviously, you've got the diving and the swimming.
Speaker 2:Swimming, you know anything. You know anything that's exposing a lot of like male bodies. I like the rowing, I do like the rowing, I like the rowing suits. Yeah, lycra.
Speaker 1:Look, one of the other things that I the role play, fantasy kind of thing, and for me is the locker room stuff. I really I watch a lot of locker room porn where somebody is just getting undressed and they're supposedly unaware that there's a camera there and getting their kid out. Next minute they're getting semi-hard and the guy next to them is like luring them into the showers and next minute it's on like Donkey Kong and it's just like, oh, there's nothing hotter than locker room porn. Because I do go to the gym and I see a lot of men in locker rooms, I think to myself oh, that would be fun to happen one day. Now, unfortunately, when I'm at the gym there's way too many men for it to just happen. I'd like to think that it would happen with all those men in the locker room one time, but's not realistic.
Speaker 2:But yes, um, but yes so yeah, so that's pretty much frat boy, yeah not really a thing for me look, I mean I've watched a few um episodes on pornhub and stuff like that, you know. I mean, again, it is a bit of a turn on, because you don't expect yeah, you don't expect, uh, university type people to be out there, but the frat, when you actually watch it is like full on, it's not like just like it's hazing and and I'm not a massive fan of hazing because it's kind of bullying but do you think that really happens?
Speaker 1:yeah, of course it happens, right, okay, of course it happens, um, hence why there's look to all of these stories and all of these fantasies. They've come from somewhere, right, so I?
Speaker 2:think they've all come from somewhere, because some of it to me is like abuse. It's almost like they're abusing somebody, you know.
Speaker 1:This is like the next one. The next one is abuse of sorts and that's brothers right, so it's not a fantasy that I've ever had. Look, I've seen some things and they've been kind of hot.
Speaker 2:Mm-hmm. But, Look, I've watched a porn episode on something. I can't remember where I saw it, but there were two twin brothers.
Speaker 1:Yeah.
Speaker 2:But they were genuine siblings. They weren't just like make-believe Harper, they were real brothers, okay.
Speaker 1:So it was basically incest, basically it's incest, basically, yeah, I don't know how I feel about that no, that's exactly what I'm saying.
Speaker 2:So where did you draw the line? I mean, for me the turn on is like the fantasy becomes something a bit more sinister, and then I don't get excited by it. It turns me off. Yeah, it's like you know. Okay, that's not right, that's not real or that shouldn't be, you know yeah, I don't, I don't know.
Speaker 1:Yeah, it's probably a bit much for me, brothers thing, strangers, blah, whatever.
Speaker 2:Yeah, we do that on a daily basis and that's something really Coach and player.
Speaker 1:Now, that's something I can definitely get behind Again that goes back to locker room stuff again. That's something I can get behind the coach and the player 100%. I can get behind that, I can do that.
Speaker 2:Pup can get behind that I. I can do that um pup and handler. That doesn't turn me on at all not for me.
Speaker 1:I'm not really into the pup things at all. I'm not again, not my, and I'm not going to kink.
Speaker 2:Shame, but it's so describe what puppet handler is to the public.
Speaker 1:That's maybe done so for a pup and handler sort of scenario is where one will be and and and, um, a, and Alexander basically describes it as it's like pet play. Yeah, it's pet play. So he said that he walked in, he was at home one time and his boyfriend, because he was so tired, walked into the bedroom on all fours and he sort of crawled up onto the bed. And because he was sortled up onto the bed and because he was sort of lying on the bed, the boyfriend then started licking him and he said, yeah, good dog, good dog, and sort of then developed into something from there and then basically he ran out of the room on all fours and they had this whole situation. But again, it was fun, fun and I guess that part could be fun.
Speaker 2:But don't forget, these are our take. Just because we don't necessarily get off of them or like them doesn't mean other people don't, and this is the nice thing about the whole topic of conversation is everybody's different, so the community yeah, it is very much so yeah and there's some good outfits. Don't get me, but would I want to wear them? Fuck, no, no.
Speaker 1:I couldn't, I don't want to be covering my beautiful face.
Speaker 2:Well, it's not just that. Having that tail shut over your ass is just a waste of time. You know what I mean, because it won't wag, will it.
Speaker 1:Again, I've never really. I've never really tried a butt plug. So I've had dildos and stuff like that, but I don't know the experience of a butt plug.
Speaker 2:I don't know what they do. Well, it just stays on all the time, doesn't?
Speaker 1:it. So basically, you just why.
Speaker 2:I think it's just you just wear it and you feel something inside you. I don't know. I don't know.
Speaker 1:I'll have to find out, I'll have, or another toy. Yeah well, get the listeners to send us some of their stories. I'm going to skip that one. Yeah, pony and Ryder, I like me a cowboy, I can't wait to go to the rodeo. So this pony and Ryder, I'm not big enough to be the pona.
Speaker 2:But I think it's very similar to the Puppin thing really, yeah, sort of. It's almost like I don't know, I don't get it. I mean, I've not really looked into this sort of fetish or fantasy, to be honest with you, matt, so I can't really give me or give my take on it because I don't know enough about it. Yeah, so, but you can talk your way through.
Speaker 2:Yeah, yeah, not yeah pig and farmer never even heard of it, never heard of it, never, ever heard of pig and farmer it says, in modern day a pig is a guy who loves bareback sex and male bodily fluids come, piss, spit and sometimes scat.
Speaker 1:So it should come as no surprise that pig play has evolved from a form of pet play. It typically involves things that say oink and the the farmer comes round.
Speaker 2:He's fisting gloves. You're in for a wild night. Not my cup of tea. Skip pass on the pig and go Better pup and alpha pup no.
Speaker 1:Again better and alpha, like he's just a more dominant person Slave and master.
Speaker 2:Now. Slave and master. Now, I'm not into the big dominatory thing, Matt yeah, but I don't mind a bit of take charge.
Speaker 1:Yeah, I mean that's different. But I mean I have quite a lot of fun with the take charge. Now I'm not getting into the serious dress in my full leathers doing all that kind of stuff. Do my yard work, do this, do this for me, but I don't mind being slightly dominating or slightly dominated so and again, but it's not as severe. I think Slave and Master is more on the severe end of that. But here's one we all did when we were young, regardless of whether you're gay, straight or I still get on for this.
Speaker 2:anyway, I like watching this or porn as well. It turns me on a big time. What is it Dave's called? Doctor and patient? Matt, doctor and patient, do you like to be the doctor or the patient? Oh look, I mean, I think I'd like to be the patient, because I mean, when you've got a sexy doctor service in your body, yeah and yeah, why wouldn't you? Yeah, I've watched many of them, but then I do get turned on by watching the doctor. Yeah, I do, honestly.
Speaker 1:Yeah, I've watched many a porn where the doctor's gone now they are and he puts like the stick in your mouth and he says, oh, I think we're going to have to use something a bit deeper there.
Speaker 2:But have you noticed and I've noticed this a lot, matt is, when it comes to the actual sex act, it's always the patient that ends up fucking the doctor.
Speaker 1:Yeah, sex act. It's always the patient that ends up fucking the doctor. Yeah, yeah, it's really weird. Yeah, it's very weird.
Speaker 2:So it goes like from being dominated to the other way around.
Speaker 1:Yeah well, the doctor usually starts by feeling his balls. He says oh, we need to check this out yeah, and he pulls his balls out and then sort of starts feeling when he says, oh, I need to check your prostate. I think we need to look a bit deeper into this and then he gets the whole stick in the mouth thing and then the patient starts sucking off all of a sudden it's yeah, that's the patient's fucking the doctor, and you say like, okay, this works too.
Speaker 2:But yeah, but that seems to be the standard sort of like. Yeah, there's definite scenarios around it. Oh jesus, well, this is. This rings home to me, obviously, because it's military base, so it's soldier, drill and sergeant. Soldier and drill sergeant yeah, I think what turns me on more is it because I've been in the military, so I know what it's like.
Speaker 2:And being suppressed in the military was even worse because, um, you know you're not allowed to, um, we weren't allowed to be gay, yeah, and it really sort of like confused the fuck out of me, because when I was in the military, in the air force, there was like 96 000000 people, that's men and women, and the statistics say that one in seven, one in ten, whatever it might be, are gay. So how the fuck can you have 96,000 people in one of the armed forces only and not a single person is gay? Well, you can't. Well, exactly this is what got me. You know what I mean, but the military uniform is very comfortable to wear. Most of what got me. You know I mean, um, but the military uniform is very comfortable to wear.
Speaker 1:Most of it anyway, your number one uniform is quite restrictive, so is the military uniform, so so are they briefs that you have to wear, or do you have to wear boxes, do they?
Speaker 2:no, your underwear is your own underwear. Okay, so the only garments really are your outer clothing. So your shirts, your pullovers, your trousers, the socks, your shoes, because all the porn I wear headdress.
Speaker 1:They tend to have boxes. No, that's all it's all personal.
Speaker 2:I mean, I don't know what the other the other militaries are like in the in. In other countries there might be standard issue for, like you know, white, white fronts or whatever they might have. I don't know, um, but I know from our take there was no sort of. There was no sort of like military. We had long johns which were part of the cold weather gear and you wear them when it was cold because it was fucking cold.
Speaker 2:I mean, the only the only uniform bit I didn't like was the number one ceremonial wearing, because it's quite restrictive and it's very heavy and only for ceremonies yeah, but if you're on a parade, for instance, you could be out there for hours and hours and hours, right, and if it's fucking hot, you're in this fucking outfit, which is so hot, but it's restrictive as well. So when you're marching around, you haven't got a lot of movement in your arms, um, and it becomes very heavy on you, on your body. So there are different types of uniform, but there are other parts that are really quite sexy. The combats are very, very good.
Speaker 1:See, for me. This speaks to me, because I can imagine Ant Middleton just telling me off and then saying hit the showers, boy. And oh fuck, jesus Christ would.
Speaker 2:I be dripping, but it's just a contact, you know, because technically military people are meant to be very masculine, very authoritarian and stuff like that. So again, it's almost like going back to the roman empire, where you, you were being dominated by a force of people that had control over you.
Speaker 2:So the military is a form of control, I suppose yeah but it's quite a turn on as well, you know I mean, because they all are regimental. You know, when one says get down, they all get down. You know I mean. So it is like that oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 1:So ransom victim and kidnapper not my cup of tea so yeah I don't get. I don't like that, I'm not big on, it's a little bit too too much work for me, if I can be honest. I don't want to be kidnapped and bound and gagged in somebody's car and then taken away. It's a bit too much work so again.
Speaker 2:It's a bit like dominatrix, isn't it? You know, when you're being tied up, you're very vulnerable. In that situation, yeah, you're having to give someone your own um uh, what you call it? Um control. You lose control of yourself, and we know that. I don't do that, no, and I don't like that either. Yeah, that's a lot of that, that inside. Well, we all like that don't we well?
Speaker 1:well, this is the thing, okay. So a year or so ago I decided, when I was going to the gym a lot and very, very happy with exactly where my body was supposed to be, I bought quite a few really fitted shirts and things like that. One of them I actually had Daddy printed on, because I was going through my Daddy phase and I don't mean I didn't want a son, I was just looking like an older guy because I know I'm 52, right, almost 53. Fuck you, I know I'm 52, right. So I'm not unaware that I'm not a child anymore. So I just wore this shirt for fun, for shits and giggles. But I happened to put it on my Grindr profile and then a few people have said, oh, I can be your son, you can be my daddy.
Speaker 2:and I kind of went, yeah, no, so I've deleted it off there because, look, the whole vision of it is a turn on for me, but acting it out is not. I don't enjoy it because, again, it's very creepy, because I've got my own son anyway, yeah, so for me I don't relate to it. It turns. It turns me off. In that regards, I like watching the porn when I'm watching the actual scenario of people doing it, especially if you know it's porn and it's scripted.
Speaker 1:Absolutely, if, if, for some reason, I thought it was actually a father and son, that would, that would be crossing the line for me.
Speaker 2:Yeah, personally yeah, again anything to this incest. That turns me off completely. I'm not into that at all.
Speaker 1:No, no, um, here's a really strange one. No, I've never heard of this one I've never heard of it either. And look, I love me the little mermaid the spermate, the little spermate, yes, and I would fucking try it all night long, right. But merman and fisherman, I don't, I've never heard of it.
Speaker 1:It says you've all fantasized about walking down the beach and coming across a poor merman boy washed up ashore who needs getting back out to the sea. He will do whatever it takes, you might have to carry him, but first Dot dot dot. So basically, it's basically saying that you're a merman and a fisherman. Again, it's not a fantasy I've ever heard of. It's not a video.
Speaker 2:I've seen um and it's pretty out there yeah, and the one after is just as bad the one out there is really bad, it's yeah, baby and parent I find again.
Speaker 1:I'm not going to kink, shame anyone, but I find this one hysterical people that wear diapers nappies fully grown people that wear. Okay and not because of incontinence. Okay. If you need to wear a diaper, there's no shame in that. No, right, absolutely not. I'm talking from a fetish perspective, right? Um, it's not for me, um, you do you.
Speaker 2:I mean, I've seen people in baby grows as well, with dummies and bottles and you know, and you know walking around or crawling around, or some of them even shit themselves and want to be changed, and that is where the actual turn off goes way too far.
Speaker 1:It's too far for me, okay, but again, not going to shame you, do you? Not my committee, as long as it is all consensual.
Speaker 2:Now, next one turns me on a lot, matt, because to me I like guys in suits and ties. That is a big, big turn on for me. I love it, it's sexy. And ties, that is a big big turn on for me, I love it, sexy it is, it's just a good look for guys. But also I just have this massive fantasy and I get so turned on watching a guy getting undressed, especially when it's took, you know, a guy's taking another guy's tie off and buttoning his shirt and then slowly unzipping his trousers, etc. Etc. So for me that is a huge turn on. And the next one is intern and ceo.
Speaker 1:So again, it's a power.
Speaker 2:It's a power play a little bit, but again, it's the fact that you've got a boss super hot boss that is in charge of you and the only way you're going to basically get up the ranks is basically by fucking your boss or letting him fuck you so this is business.
Speaker 1:Tycoon and office boy. Cancel my 3.30 meeting and crawl under my desk. Boy.
Speaker 2:Again, if my.
Speaker 1:CEO ever said that to me.
Speaker 2:It's like when COVID was out and everybody was working from home and people were on Zoom calls. I had this huge fantasy about crawling under someone's desk and, when they were on a Zoom call, just start fucking sucking them off, or something like that. You know what I mean. Again, you know, it's just a fantasy that I like. You know what.
Speaker 1:I mean yeah, yeah, yeah, Porn star and director? I think no, not really.
Speaker 2:I mean, I don't know, it doesn't do it for me.
Speaker 1:No, santa and Naughty Child. Nah, that's creepy.
Speaker 2:Nah, not for me.
Speaker 1:Again, it's very much more incestual sort of thing. Nah Cousins, hell. No, although no.
Speaker 2:Oh look, cousins are not too bad. They're not as bad, especially the second cousins. I've got a hot cousin.
Speaker 1:Don't say which one it is. No, I'm not going to say which one it is.
Speaker 2:Or which gender it is obviously it's a boy? Well, not really, if you've just eaten a bloody Vance cake yeah, it's a cookie, not a cake, same thing.
Speaker 1:But I do have a hot cousin and god. But yeah, anyway, move on.
Speaker 2:Batman and Robin yeah, I like these sort of things, anything to do with. I would play Batman and Robin superhero. Who would you be? Which one? Batman and Robin oh, I'd like Robin, I think. Batman and Robin. Who would you be? Which one? Batman and Robin? Oh, I don't know. Robin, I think, because I'd like to serve as Batman.
Speaker 1:I'd be Batman. I'd want to be Batman, because, again, I'd want to be the boss and I'd say, all right, robin, come here and fight crime.
Speaker 2:And by crime I mean you best, again, it's similar to Father Son sort of thing, isn't it? Your best, again it's similar to father son sort of thing, isn't it? I don't know? But again, I mean if you've got different superheroes full stop, like you know, the old deadpool and wolverine thing, and you know, I like I just love hugh jackman and I also like ryan reynolds as well.
Speaker 1:Yeah, but hugh jackman definitely yeah um you know batman and superman, which is the same thing, yeah any, any of the, uh, any of the superheroes.
Speaker 2:I think you know just the whole, entire the superheroes thing.
Speaker 1:You know, yeah, their leather or their latex or their yeah, their costuming and stuff like that next one after we see.
Speaker 2:So I've just seen it now. So he's batman superman. So yes, that turns me on big time uncle and nephew.
Speaker 1:Nah, not into it. Nah, not in any way shape or form, not really no um married couple, but you play a married couple. That'd be my worst fucking nightmare.
Speaker 2:I'm just going to read what it says here.
Speaker 1:This is the only role play if you are not in fact married.
Speaker 2:Yeah, so you're basically pretending, which is stupid. You're pretending to be married.
Speaker 1:Why would you pretend to be married? Definitely don't want to do that ever again would be good.
Speaker 2:Oh, the next one down, I can get for this. There you go, pirates and Cabin Boy.
Speaker 1:All hands on deck. Who would you be? I would be the Cabin Boy in this one. Ah role reversal.
Speaker 2:Yeah, why?
Speaker 1:not, I like to play.
Speaker 2:Johnny Depp. Oh well, Johnny Depp doesn't do anything for me at all. I know people rave and rant about him. Look, he's a good actor, but in terms of his sexual appeal, nothing does it for me at all.
Speaker 1:Yep, oh, the next one down. I had fantasies about this one. Yeah, I like this one as well. Oh, teacher and student. So I had a teacher when I was at school, obviously when I was at school, obviously when I was at school. Um well, you might not have been. He was a pe student, a pe teacher, and he used to wear these little gray shorts and he'd always hang to the left and you're talking the 80s, where a lot of the clothes were more tight-fitting and he hung to the left and we called Lefty and he was a ringer and this was obviously before I was out or anything at all close like that.
Speaker 1:I don't even know if I knew. I obviously knew what I was doing. I've been playing this game since I was 11. But he had big meaty balls that always hung to the left in these tight grey track pants. I don't even remember his actual name because we just called him Lefty and oh God, the things I would you know there's an ABBA song when I kiss the teacher.
Speaker 2:Yeah Well, the reason for me, the reason why I get turned on, is because it was a fantasy I had. I mean, you know you can't reenact it because again it's a bit creepy, you know, you know a male, an adult and a child technically, so that part doesn't sort of do it for me, but the concept of me being that student back in the time, that's a huge turn on and that's where I get turned on by it because it's my fantasy from when I was younger. From when I was younger, yeah absolutely.
Speaker 1:It's not the. I don't want to see a teacher and a student. No now.
Speaker 2:But when I see the role playing is me being the student, absolutely every time.
Speaker 1:Yeah, I mean for sure, correct, definitely firefighters and rescue victims, hey, so grab me out of the fire and take me, let me play with your hose.
Speaker 2:Of course you're going to be the victim, aren't you? Yeah, why wouldn't?
Speaker 1:you if you see the picture on this freaking thing. Of course I would love to be a fire fighter, but that's never going to happen. But yeah, and then policeman and criminal.
Speaker 2:Again, it's all role-playing. It's all again. I mean cops and robbers and stuff like that. You know what I mean? It's all the fun parts. I mean you can see. I mean I've seen amazing good-looking policemen. I mean, it's one country, I can't remember which one. It's a European country and their outfit, their uniform they wear is fucking amazing. I think it's somewhere like Sweden or I don't know. Their trousers are so tight-fitted. Even the coppers over here, their trousers are really well-fitted to them.
Speaker 1:Yeah, correct and.
Speaker 2:I love the coppers' uniform here. It's good. It's really really, really nice. And um, officer, please don't give me a speeding ticket.
Speaker 1:I'll do anything, and then you go on to warden inmate again. I mean again yeah to me, yeah prison, prison sex is good prison sex is like. I quite often joke and say um, I will happily go to jail, I will even take my own soap. Um, so yeah, so I'll get with a hot warden.
Speaker 2:Again, it's just a fantasy, not a reality. You know I mean hitchhiker and motorcyclist.
Speaker 1:Yeah, I can get behind that, yeah hitchhiker yeah it has to be motorcyclist.
Speaker 2:I mean to me a trucker and a hitchhiker would be good. Yeah, because that's fun for me. I mean I like, like the thought of being in a big truck, big tab. Yeah, because some of the fucking truck crawl in the back of it we know a friend is a trucker, don't we?
Speaker 1:Yeah, we do know a friend is a trucker and he's a good-looking guy, isn't he? He's a very good-looking man, that's definitely, and his wife is my best friend. Yeah, yeah so it has been for a million years. Yeah, in fact, you actually had a story from can't because that will give too much away.
Speaker 2:Okay about where I work. Okay, yeah, and yeah that brings okay. But yeah, he had a. Good, I did have a. You got hit on by a truck, by a truck driver.
Speaker 1:It was yeah, that's very good, you, you saved yourself there. Yes, um priests and sinner.
Speaker 2:Uh, my fucking life is a sinner. But again, I mean it's all about you know the, the priest you know is I don't know what it is about it. It's just because it's all about you know the priest, you know it's. I don't know what it is about it, it's just because it's so stereotypical. You know, every priest is gay and every priest is a molester and I think that turns people on to some degree. Not for me, but again, I mean you know that the whole scenario, that role play. I get why they're saying it is a role playing thing, but no.
Speaker 2:Yeah, I'm saying it is a role-playing thing, but not, yeah, I'm gonna skip the next one. I'm not even gonna mention it because I don't think it needs to be mentioned. No, that's disgusting. Yep um, interrogate a prisoner again a police. It's almost like policing, policing.
Speaker 1:You know a bit of the same, so a lot of these are same same home invasion. Um, don't get that airport security oh yeah, yeah, and it's probably because I've seen that video where the guy actually goes up for the airport security and they frisk him and they accuse him of having something in his pants and it's his actual cock. Yeah, and like the and the airport guy really love it, they love it he really gives it a good squeeze and then the guy looks down and sort of smiling at him and it's just like, oh, I've done it again.
Speaker 2:It's happened every single. Oh fucking hell. I've done it again. It's happened every single time. He said it happens all the time. But again I mean they do like frisking you, they do like touching you.
Speaker 1:That's definitely a.
Speaker 2:Thing right, and then we've got the last. No, not the last one. The one before last is fantasy characters, so there's any fantasy characters?
Speaker 1:I guess, fantasy characters, I guess.
Speaker 2:I mean, do you get you know, animation sort of thing can turn you on a little bit If it's good cartoon, as in good animation.
Speaker 1:Look at the ones now. There's some great AI porn now, and a friend did alert me to the fact that AI porn is done without consent a lot of the time. So it's, but time, so it's. But again, what do you mean? So they're creating images that are of non-consensual situations, or something like that but you can't have a cartoon consenting to another culture, confusing for me um, but yeah, that's like fucking donald duck fucking mickey mouse, isn't it?
Speaker 1:yeah, but those two characters are never meant to be fucking, but you know I I'm saying Do they have to consent?
Speaker 2:I don't think they're animations.
Speaker 1:I think Mickey would be a top to start with, oh yeah, donald would definitely be, donald would be fucking taking it up, the little duck spout.
Speaker 2:Well, I thought Mickey was gay. Anyway, yeah, mickey's definitely gay, minnie's just a beard.
Speaker 1:Yeah, she. Yeah, mickey's definitely gay, minnie's just a beard. Yeah, she is definitely a beard. Um, and then daddy home early and the yard boy. So we've all done the farmer fantasy. Um, I've definitely played around with this one and sort of like you know it's yeah it is.
Speaker 2:It's the oldest trick in the book.
Speaker 1:Like you know, bill comes home from work, loosens his power tie, drops his briefcase at the door and sees the new yard boy and his wife. He just hides through the kitchen window, young, shirtless, bent over transplanting sod. Yeah, he um basically said to him what are you doing here? And he said I'm the new boy. It's the same with the pool boys.
Speaker 2:I mean, they're doing. They're doing major boys. Yeah, yeah, I've come to fix the pool, eduardo, he's in there in his speedos and he's rubbing his cock as he's sweeping the actual God. We've all seen that video, dave. Yeah, yeah, I know.
Speaker 1:Yeah, so yeah, that's pretty much it there isn't it so lots of role playing there. Lots of role playing I find look, I'm not in a relationship With yourself. I'm very much in a relationship with myself, but role playing is something that I've never really gotten into when I was in a relationship, um, but saying that when we do go to the saunas and stuff we do like playing a bit of role playing. We do we? We definitely um have fun, yeah, um and again we're acting like a fantasy.
Speaker 1:Yeah, we're acting fantasy, a lot of fantasies happen in that sort of situation, yeah, and so yeah, but um, but I wouldn't say their role plays such.
Speaker 2:But I guess, yeah, we do power top, we do all these things, so yeah, you get the sling and you can just be you know some sort of slut for one minute and then the next minute, you're actually pounding somebody else, and you'll be the dominating force in that sort of slut for one minute and then the next minute.
Speaker 1:You're actually pounding somebody else and you'll be the dominating force in that situation.
Speaker 2:So there's lots, but look, I mean I'm sure there's going to be a lot more fantasies out there than would be mentioned here. So if you have got any stories that you'd like to share, how would they find us matt?
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